Literature › Re: A Broken Destiny: The Sword Of Vengeance by kirchofff(m): 7:11am On Apr 25, 2016 |
Nice 1 man, pls endeavour to mention me as u go on 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Fuel Scarcity And The Missing Prick: A Short Story by kirchofff(m): 8:46am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Nice 1 op, I'm impressed |
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Looks Fabulous In Mini Print Dress (photos) by kirchofff(m): 8:32am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Chai! May God punish make-up |
Business › Re: Dangote Pledges To Assist FG To Turnaround Nigeria’s Economy by kirchofff(m): 6:47am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Who dangote help? Dangote wey iim spag don dey sell 4 180 now |
Properties › Re: Lagos Landlord Palava by kirchofff(m): 6:32am On Apr 24, 2016 |
OP, was it stated in the agreement that the house rent could be increased by 20% after some years ? If it wasn't stated u can get a legal practitioner..........cheers |
Webmasters › Re: What Is Work Of Website Designer And Website Developer? by kirchofff(m): 6:30am On Apr 24, 2016 |
A web designer is a programmer who programs the site, and a web developer is 1 who do some extra job like the firewall,the hosting and so |
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Stunning In Lanre Da Silva (photos) by kirchofff(m): 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Chai! |
Crime › Re: My Husband Killed My Child, But Police Want To Cover It Up: Wife (pic) by kirchofff(m): 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Eyah |
Romance › Re: Lol, Nairaland Guys Are Hypocritical by kirchofff(m): 6:24pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
So the d previous bashing no reach u abi, na pesin wey go kill naim u dey find, wait until d haters arrive..... |
Politics › Re: Nwobike Paid N750,000 In Justice Yunusa’s Account - Witness by kirchofff(m): 11:53am On Apr 23, 2016 |
banme1: what happened to the word ”disconnected” bro I'm an electrical engineering student, he can use "cut off" or 'disconnected'.........whatsoever |
Politics › Re: Nwobike Paid N750,000 In Justice Yunusa’s Account - Witness by kirchofff(m): 11:25am On Apr 23, 2016 |
banme1: phch line was "cut" indeed. so he should have said "cutted" right? |
Romance › Re: Aside Sexx Why Does A Guy Need A Gf? by kirchofff(m): 1:02am On Apr 23, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:41am On Apr 23, 2016 |
Estharfabian: Why weren't You aborted? 
because I was destined to feed ya whole family _bitch
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:31am On Apr 23, 2016 |
MUVA: Estharfabian are you a vampire? tot d troll was contesting b4 na? |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:30am On Apr 23, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: baba na winning team me dey o. #TeamLanicky
Check my siggy
How and where have you been? You scarce o boss na hustle trowey pikin.....how ya side na? |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:29am On Apr 23, 2016 |
MUVA: He should be here to reply you shortly bro.
Welcome to the team. 
Campaign high chief Smellymouth and the director of campaigns IAmLegend1 will be here shortly for your welcome party 
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:12am On Apr 23, 2016 |
MUVA: It will soon be announced bro, I'll mention you once its time for us to display 
#TrendMimzy  ok baba, how abt STFUareyougod ?? |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 12:03am On Apr 23, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: 25 Lessons We Learn From Porn by kirchofff(m): 12:01am On Apr 23, 2016 |
Wahala dey o  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 11:56pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
MUVA: Its been one helluva ride tho... But na mimzy sure pass for this contest oo. Oya check the babe out make u give me your own feedback 
www.nairaland.com/mimzy
#TrendMimzy d babe tight o, na she I go vote be dat, as u my oga don certify am |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 11:44pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
MUVA: Where u dey since?? I don fine u taya round NL. E remain small make I go make report for station seff   baba I been dey busy, I just come to check FP only......but today I decided to come holla my goons at d romance section |
Romance › Re: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by kirchofff(m): 11:33pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: St janet
Isan meta l'oko ni. Enu meji l'obo ni egbon, eti ya werey o  |
Romance › Re: Which Music Are You Listening To At The Moment? by kirchofff(m): 11:32pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
Na ham terry G, lovely song |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by kirchofff(m): 11:31pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
MUVA: Reppin #TeamMimzy guarantee's nothing but Victory hun. Welcome to the Winning Team!
If you call us Winners Chapel, you won't be wrong tho..   ma nigga, how dat mimzy matter be na? Shey she sure ni? |
Romance › Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by kirchofff(m): 11:05pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
Tell her dat any lady u date die within a week...........she'd even do testimony 4 church self |
Sports › Re: Man Smokes Weed During Rangers Vs Nasarawa Live Match (Pictured) by kirchofff(m): 11:01pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
D guy wan jonx |
Celebrities › Re: DonJazzy's Hilarious Congratulatory Tweet To Rihanna by kirchofff(m): 7:09pm On Apr 21, 2016 |
Omo see _nipples like ps analog joystick |
Crime › Re: Solomon Ndigabara Wanted By Rivers Police (photo) by kirchofff(m): 4:22pm On Apr 21, 2016 |
Dis man be like 1 man 4 my area............godwin *dancing* |
Romance › Re: Woman Born Without A Vagina(photos) by kirchofff(m): 11:46pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Omo na to dey fvck closed laps o,, cos dis 1 too fine to free |
Celebrities › Re: Peter And Paul Okoye Compete On Stage (Video) by kirchofff(m): 10:50am On Apr 20, 2016 |
WHEN THE YOUNG DAUGHTER BRINGS A MAN HOME
A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend to her
parents.
– American Scene –
Girl: (smiling) Hi mum and dad, this is Vincent, my
boyfriend (excited)
Vincent: (smiling too) nice to meet you (shakes the
parents)
Father: You are most welcome. Hope you are taking
care of my little girl?
Vincent: Of course.
Mother: Please stay for dinner
Vincent: I’d love to, thanks.
– Nigerian Scene –
Girl: Papa, mama, meet Vincent (reluctantly) my
boyfriend..
Father: (says nothing but goes inside the bedroom)
Mother: (shouting) So young man, you want to spoil
my daughter for me abi? You useless men of
nowadays.
Vincent: No ma, sorry ma.. I love your….
Mother: SHUT UP!!
Father: (Runs out with a gun and fires a bullet in the
air)
Vincent: (Runs for his life)
Abi na lie? Naija na waa oh |
Romance › Re: Should I Be Jealous? by kirchofff(m): 12:30am On Apr 19, 2016 |
Decker: It's normal for you to get jealous. Your writing was one thing you felt you were better than him at, it's what gave you the upper hand and made your feel special about yourself, and now it feels like he wants to take the shine away from you.
A dating/romantic relationship is just like your everyday friendship relationship, and those things that are applicable in a platonic friendship relationship, is also applicable in when dating.
It's just like you have a very close bestie who you both do everything together. And all through the years of your being together, you had big boobs while she had this small little onions. Then all of a sudden, her hormones kick in and she starts developing melons even bigger than yours. When this kind of thing happens, you are bound to get jealous, because although you love and care about her, the one thing that made you feel special about yourself is being slowly taken away from you.
Suigeneris93, like I said before, it's okay to feel jealous, but what you shouldn't do is breed this jealously. It's not healthy for you and for your relationship. When you make your mind a breeding ground for jealousy, you start developing hate and resentment. One of the essential things a relationship needs for it's growth is support. You should learn to support your partner irrespective of whether he might turn out to be better than you or not in whatever field it is. Encourage him and take joy in the fact that you both now have something new in common. Something you can talk about and do together. wole soyinka........I hail thee sir  |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Relying On Signs And Not Consent Before Having Sex Can Be Misleading by kirchofff(m): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
_Fuck tha _shit.........I won't watch all those signs pass me by....I repeat, f_uck dah _shit |