1. Break and pay: Before the game starts, you are usually warned to beware of how you shoot else if the ball happens to break and you are the cause..brother just prepare to buy a new football.
2. High clearance: If you are able to shoot the football very high into the sky everybody would consider you a very good defender.
3. No rough: If you are always fund of rough plays and happen to be around. You hear stuffs like "no ruff oh!", no jam bodi o! Etc.

Abeg una kwantinue jareh i'm outta here.

MummyIMadeIt:
Lol, see bookings.... Guys what do u have to say about the boards decision,

Yea or Nay?

total rubbish. Wot if he picks up b4 d end of d season?

Person wey give una 2 straight Champions leagues.

Una d mad.

Naija, the world's funniest nation ever.
I luv 9ja nobi smol.

Clean water table water Plc
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Drinkwater table water Ltd

Clean water table water PLC

Amaizing

PSTEMMA1960:
na to first friend the boys as my niggas first, then from there i will start going close to thier mum and b4 u know it thier father by himself go begin call me his inlaw..

iz a veri simple stuff..

Inlaw lnlaw hw is u...!

Datis a brilliant idea

jamariwolf:
Marry him for his money and be fvcking his friends behind him. perfect

Brilliant idea
where did u study?

Ah!
Bro u no go run 4 ya life?

Diz nah issue o!

Chooi..! Obwoy chee chontin.

Sorry o! Bcoz u just invited bashing on yasef ryte nw.

Atulu*

Fine boy wit handsome broda
kip waxing stronger my guy

Diz is really really sad


R. I. P innocent souls

Touching

I luv diz.
we should b play top teams like diz n not malawi, somalia or tahiti.

DearPeople:

Dear Zonacom,

Italy is the home of authentic, quality and classy shoes. There is no making this up, the quality of shoes manufactured by Chinese can be seen on Aliexpress. Shoes that are laced with cartons and fibres instead of leathers and quality soles. Chinese manufacturers are nowhere near global standard!

lies

cytell56:


This one nah to increase China Made, why not send them to Italy instead of Chinko!!!

abeg find beta tin talk jare..!
Wetin d do yu?

wingmanII:

If you were a little exposed, you would have learnt that most items in American shops were made in China and other Asian countries. China is not synonymous with inferior products

guy free dat goat make him d mumu d go jare!

SLIDEwaxie:
you're just pained o jare.
See yeye observation. Point being, they re just there to learn how to be a better fake. Lobatan...
I'm done, u can die now

u reason wit ya nyash..!

Ewu*

Zonacom:

Mumu! So na only Italy dey manufacture shoe? abi na only fake tins China dey do? The Chinese manufacturers deliver based on standards and quality demanded by each country. Don't always sound foolish

9ice 1 'guy'

Wow! Diz is absolutely magnificient

''very impressive.''

God bless Abia!
God bless the East!!
And naija!!!

Hw many rooms does it have?

Op goan count n den report 2 me...!

Sharperly.

WTF

Lagos deserves 2 b carved outta naija.
It shud b a count-3 of it's own.
Always blessed wit d right Governors.

SIMPLYkush:
The only reason why you may fail jamb is when you are stingy with your Toto, just go fvck an invigilator and gbam, all is well

u cee ya life?
U av spoil finish...!

Jesusloveyou:
Give idiotic pigs of Biafra party a second chance.
I Hiss in Japanese

and u call ur sef jesusloveyou? Hohohoho i smile Togolese. u r very funny.
Anyway may God help u sha..!

B

Abeg nah...!

Zlatan

None of d above cos...............................................................................................................................................................,...................................................................i din't av a sch. bag.