₦airaland Forum

Let me sound it to your hearing. Urhobo is the pillar of Delta State, and a force to reckon with. Even the Itsekiri you are defending know about it, and they know that they are minority having only three [3] LGAs. And even at that, they share these three LGAs [Warri South, Warri South-West and Warri North] with Urhobos and Ijaws. Itsekiris do not have a single LGA entirely owned by themselves. But you are here talking rubbish about Urhobos who have eight [8] LGAs, and three [3] other LGAs which they share with other tribes. Urhobo have ruled Delta State the most years more than other ethnic groups in Delta. Or are you trying to say that it was a mistake for Ibori to initiate the ideal of power rotation to other tribes in Delta State? The real Itsekiris have always court the friendship of the Urhobo people and that is why they intermarried a lot from time immemorial. You cannot trigger enmity between the Urhobo and Itsekiri.

reciprokal:
[s] see him signing off like a winner . Bwahahaha.

Nigga the only thing needing God's forgiveness is that dirty unwashed bedlamite who let you put into this world without terminating your life during pregnancy.

You're a waste of blood and tissue. And the life of one street dog has more societal value than the life of all urhobo vagabonds, half of whom came from broken , polygamous homes.

Child of cheap fúck.

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Your vulgar balderdash is a pure reflection of who you are: an uncultured, uncivilized, unexposed, uneducated and not properly brought up tout! Go embrace maturity and civilization, and stop disgracing yourself and your family .

reciprokal:
[s]Says the the dingbat whose parents brought up in conditions inferior to Sudanese refugees.

Igbe-worshippng son of a pauper dog. You're the filth of the earth an urhobo.

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Can't you see that your jealous of Urhobo is fast turning you mad ? And to add to your pain, there is nothing you can do to remove Urhobo from Warri. Urhobo have two gazetted kings in Warri receiving their pays from government. Urhobo are already established, and their presence is overwhelming through out Warri. Itsekiri wannabe !

May God forgive us for all the foul words we used.

TheUmbra:
[s]Guy, I don't want to hear anymore of your acidic ripostes. You're making me feel so much pity for this poor lad, Kirigidi.

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The dullard who cannot bear to stand aside watching the merciless battering of his twin-fool !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Bwahahaha. I enjoy tormenting urhobos either online or offline.

Life can't get any better!

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Bewailing from a drowning loser looking for any word to comfort himself . Battered idiot !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Okumagba cannot enter the palace of olu of Warri without bowing down. Neither can he sit amongst kings like Asagba of Asaba or the OLU OF WARRI.

Okumagba is as known as Anini. A despot and usurper. A Renegade with a band of slaves in Warri,least of them are your parents.

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You are too dull to entice me into insulting the Itsekiris. The Itsekiri nation cannot beget a hopeless animal that you are . You are just an unfortunate bastard product of prostitution without condom !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Okumagba was a Renegade and an [b]imposter.

I understand your father was his gateman and your mom was the sex pet of his children.

Woe betide you for pretending you're not a son of a nobody![/b]

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Your family is unknown! Okumagba is the symbol of Warri, and the territories named after this great family will forever remain under their control. If you don't like it, the Escravos River is open for you to jump into, as there is absolutely nothing useless animals like you can do about it. Frustrated anthropoid !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]I can never be as unkept as your mother's pubic hair that has become a dome for lice and bugs.

Come up with something good or I'm leaving you bleeding on this floor

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Defeated smelling animal !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]if urhobos can praise themselves for having Okumagba as a chief a subject to the king OLU OF WARRI, then I should stand on Nairaland roof top to sing my praise for beheading the son of an unknown refugee in Warri.

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One can sense how defeated and frustrated you are right now, as you can no longer face me but divert your frustration to a family that your entire clan/ community cannot measure up to. Face the person pummeling you here ! The Okumagba family's name will forever remain boldly imprinted in the identity of Warri, and there is nothing you losers can do about it! You have to live with it [i.e. Okumagba Layout, Okumagba Avenue, Okumagba Estate]. Fool !

TheUmbra:
[s]All @ the emboldened:

Education isn't resource control agitation or deve collection. Good morning!

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You have nothing to hold onto. Bow your head in shame, and accept defeat . The acrid punches here are too much for you to bear . Bastard!

NairalandHeroes:
[s]You're feeling the raw power and energy of the force of my trolling and the speed at which they are delivered.

That's why I'm superior to all the net worth of your lineage combined!

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Self-praising and frustrated son of a bitch !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]if you cannot tell the difference between typos from android inbuilt dictionary, then I am not surprised.

Your mother couldn't calculate her monthly cycles too, so she actually got impregnated in a brothel by marauding Fulanis

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Take your unconvincing excuses for failure elsewhere . You are not only a defeated bastard, but also a frustrated fool .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]The day of your birth should be set aside as National Mourning Day.

The foolish couple who looked for no other name to name you but chose kirigidi shows they are no more evolved than mountain goats.

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You are an unkempt nincompoop !

NairalandHeroes:
As usual, kirigidi knows he cannot match the force of my diatribes or the speed my [b]brian works to produce scathing expletives. So he has run away peeping as a guest , waiting until I take my leave to begin dropping weak lines like a coward.

Come out in the open and face me, let me show your father he birthed a derisory buffoon.

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Illiterate ! It's brain, not brian .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Here he is, the single guest disappeared from the viewers column and our coward krigidi appears.

What a true son of a tried-and-tested prostitute.

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More of your bleating, my obedient goat !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]no put mouth for the matter, make I pack am for am. Udumusobo bastard dey wan follow me do text-jostling.

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Frustration has made you turn to Pidgin speaking for relief !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]loolz. Your fingers are getting even weaker than your brain.

The real fool is your mother who allowed a yam-thief and serial rapist like your father impregnated her. When research shows his sperm can never produce any human more sensible than hamadryas baboons

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Your wails of frustration are obviously getting louder !

NairalandHeroes:
@ the emboldened. [s]Typical urhobos. Even after being buried alive, they can still poke a hand from the sand and scream victory!

Same way they are shouting "we own Warri". Yet the quiet itsekiris have the OLU OF WARRI

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What a pained loser !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]You're a waste of fúck and the sweat your animal parents perspired to conceive you.

If your mother had known your life will never measure up to the stray dogs in your street, she would have closed her legs during labour so you die by vagina strangulation
You life has t even worth her vagina flexing you employed to push you out of that public dustbin she calls vagina

How are you enjoying my presence so far? Kikikikikk

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We need more of your show of folly !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Are you begging for more flogging? You inherited so much from mommy. That's how the bîtxh screams harder whenever Femi, the bricklayer from Oki street pounds her because your drunken father doesn't have the strength to rotate his numerous wives effectively

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My Pet goat @NairalandHeroes! You are really an entertaining fool ! What a shameless bastard !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]This is the 3rd time the slow-witted coward kirigidi will meet me on this thread in real-time and vanish. Only to keep peeping as a guest and resurfaces when I am out.

That's how your daddy stopped attending his village town meeting when the man fücking your mother came home for Xmas holidays.

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Fool! If you don't know, I'm using your show of stupidity as entertainment in my leisure time ! You are indeed an amusing fool !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]kirigidi has been reduced to single line retorts

Oya take am:

Your father was an anorexic drunk who never rose above the gutters of unfermented alcohol

Your mother's pussy must be one gaping hellhole producing only offspring of ashes from the devil himself.

If a police man kills you accidentally today, no court will award your parents more than 5k because you're an urhobo whose economic worth is less than the market price of a basket of broken tomatoes.

Neither you or your father, or any slimy idiot from his loins are worth their weight in kpokpo Garri

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My willing pet goat ! I implore you to be more assiduous in your vomiting of balderdash. It's really fast selling you as fool to the whole world ! Arrant fool !

NairalandHeroes:
[s][b]By the time i finish word-flogging you, you will wish your mother's staphylococcus was strong enough to neutralise your daddy's ogogoro-charged sperm that formed a plonker like you[/b].

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How many times will you repeat the same threat, yet you failed repeatedly to achieve it ? Well, I understand your plight. The pains from this torrential humiliation you are receiving is too much for you to bear . And even the nitwit @thumbra you hired to assist you is not helping your case . Next time, be careful of who to pick a fight with to avoid plunging yourself into the kind of mess you are right now . Beginning to pity you .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]still more contradictions You don't care, yet you're bragging it is being enjoyed as amusement. What a dumb bastard with the cognitive abilities of a prebuscent imbecilé!

I strongly believe the village midwives didn't clean up your mother's acidic vagina fluid you swallowed when you were conceived.

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Best treatment for a fast-drowning animal who is struggling to hold on to any floating straw !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Lolz, my read fonts are getting really hard to you, you have unwittingly started copying that one too

That's how I know you're seething with anger and rage.

The only thing that failed is your mother's ovum that allowed your father's nutrient-deficient sperm flagellate her eggs to birth the world's greatest idiot! I guess your stupidity overwhelmed her diseased uterus to bring your buffoonery into flesh and blood

All urhobos should be singled out with your family in the frontline and burnt to death publicly. That's the only way Delta state can measure up to Rivers, Anambra, Lagos and Kaduna

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Incoherent utterances of a defeated fool !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]these are the weak lines of cowards in Nairaland who lack word improvisation. It is very lame and as old as Nairaland itself. Calling someone your pet when I have flogged you harder than the drunkard father of yours has ever been able to fúck your dirty cóck-craving mother.

Here's a another of my brutal disses:

The only reason you were born is because the bald floozie you called a mother never believed in using prophylactics. But now she believes in disowning a child who is a byword for failure even by a prostitute's standard.

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Pet animal like you deserves no serious attention so it won't start to count itself important ! What animals like you deserve is occasional punching to induce you into vomiting meaningless words to your own self embarrassment . Frustrated bastard !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]And you said earlier no one was reading my posts...so your guests are now enjoying it? The confused rants of a dunderhead who can't even remember the last lie he told.

Ogogoro did deplete your father's sperm to produce a beclouded hammerhead like you to contradict yourself so quickly.

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Your unholy alliance of stupidity with that confirmed dullard @ theumbra has failed. You awkward arboreal ape !

NairalandHeroes:
@ kirigidi can only peep as a guest when I appear in the same way his father peed on his panties when he met the night guard ploughing his wife.

[s]Son of a coward. You wait until I am out to type weak lines. www.nairaland.com/attachments/5684723_screenshot20170720114727_jpega96b21e810260cb45f98c4ecfbce9fd0

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Who cares to read the rubbish jargons of asphyxiating goat ?

NairalandHeroes:
[s]these are the weak lines of cowards in Nairaland who lack word improvisation. It is very lame and as old as Nairaland itself. Calling someone your pet when I have flogged you harder than the drunkard father of yours has ever been able to fúck your dirty cóck-craving mother.

Here's a another of my brutal disses:

The only reason you were born is because the bald floozie you called a mother never believed in using prophylactics. But now she believes in disowning a child who is a byword for failure even by a prostitute's standard.

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My goat is responding as expected under my effective control ! Now take this stimulant to baa on: stupid anthropoid !

TheUmbra:
[s]All @ the emboldened:

Education isn't resource control agitation or deve collection. Good morning!

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As usual, that is my willing pet dog ! Nobody can drag your place of folly with you .

TheUmbra:
FACT!!!

A real criminal!

I use my spare time to enjoy your comedy of shame here. Mine is just to stimulate you @TheUmbra as my willing pet dog to bark recklessly as usual from time to time,to the amusement of Nairaland's audience ! Fool !