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TheUmbra:
[s]Ah! Arrow shot straight at the target's chest!

Aarrghhh!!!

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My obedient dullard pet dog @TheUmbra! Are you fool there ? Don't be tired now! Don't worry, let me give you a fat rotten bone to energize your folly . Now take it: you are a useless confused illiterate !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]So you don't know verb and their participles again? It's "have run" not "have ran" as "run" is the past participle of the verb "run".

You must be one of those unwashed dregs of humanity whose value is just plain nuisance to humanity.

Even the earth will reject your corpse in death. Nature erred making you human, you should have evolved as a pit latrine maggot.

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My pet goats @NairalandHeroes? Why are you quiet and not bleating as before . Let the fun continue now . There are people here enjoying your display of stupidity . I understand why you paused, no energy left in you continue your usual bleating after my flogging of you for misbehaving . My willing pet, now take this yam peels to ginger your bleating: Your mother is a harlot !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]When your father budgeted more funds for his ogogoro than he did your education, I'm not surprised you don't know the past participle of the verb "run". And you want to pretend your parents went to school.

Devil destroy you!

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Your only use in the society is to provide entertainment as a willing pet ! I really enjoy manipulating your stupidity to the amusement of the watching public . When I tickle you, you never disappoint to bleat . Oh my obedient animal @ nairalandheroes: . I hereby name you NairalandHeroes "billy the goat", and your twin fool @theumbra "theumbra the willing pet dog" .

TheUmbra:
[s]Oh no, not again!

Another decapitation of Kirigidi. But when the braincase is empty, what's the use keeping the function-less head?

Well done, nairalandheroes!!!

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Thanks for providing non-stop entertainment to my guests online! You've really lived up to expectation as my obedient pets [you twin-fools] .
Don't just go away, we are really enjoying your show of shame . What a collabo from two animals !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]looking for an educated urhobo is like waiting for the next eclipse. Even with Abraka, their illiteracy has become mainstream.

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I have since converted you two shameless dullards [/b]to be my online pet goats which I manipulate at my own convenient biding ! You are willing tool under my control. When I call on [b]you my animal pets, you surely obey and bleat . What an obedient pet !

TheUmbra:
[s]Eh! But why? Why do you have to commit day light murder?

Ok now that you've kill Kirigidi, please accord him the right to a decent burial.
Would that be too much of an asking?

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You two nitwits in your display of folly, are really providing so much amusement here online . It's fun having and using you idiots like common tools online to entertain the whole world! My willing pet dogs !

NairalandHeroes:
So you acknowledge you're the imbecilé bravo!

A dog will always harken to a whistle.

So shut your reeking mouth filled with kola-stained teeth, you [b]neandathal , oafish regenerate saphead. You're not even a human, you're the afterbirth of a baboon's parturition. Stupid knucklehead.

T.B Joshua should cast and bind you back into time to make sure your daddy use a condom to spare humanity its worst malignancy .

Nature's factory error you are. Bastardo!!![/b]

Aimless bastard! You know I abased you so badly that you are confused on what to type . Let me correct you Nuthead ! It's neanderthal and not neandathal . Confused fool !

TheUmbra:
[s]It is clear you've run out of words. Not "it clear you've ran out of words"

I told you education and human resources are not synonymous to resource control.

Nocturnally educated retrograde!

Bloody illiterate.

Pseudo-intellectual![/s]

Rubbish from a shameless illiterate!

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Your ancestors were vagabonds without fixed address until the itsekiri took them as peasants and slaves. You're a bondsman in Warri and the slavery continues with you and your unborn generations.

You and your unborn children will always depend on stipends collection from stalks to survive.

And goats will always have a place of belonging more than any urhobo man in Warri.

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IPOB homeless bastard! Go back to your region instead of trying to court the Itsekiri to see if they can out of pity assimilate you . Idiot!

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Even if my destiny falls into your mother's , disease-ridden, STD-overtaken, dick-beaten _pussy, I ain't putting my hands there to retrieve it: She has got enough chlymadia to share across all NL females and still last her a dozen life time.



You were born into paternal fraud by a bîtxh who couldn't keep her legs closed for 24hrs and your unmotivated lackey of a father is always too drunk to know you're a product of adultery.

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Public display of foolishness!

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Where is the starch-eating ameoba called kirigidi or is it kiligili? Your conception by the egg donation of a mentally challenged prostitute and the preserved sperm of drunkard felon who died by public execution has made you a dispensable lab experiment for primatologists!

You're only a living specimen for the amusement of people your parents called masters!

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Yet another repetition of a rubbish post. It clear you've ran out of words . Wandering nonentit :-Xy!

NairalandHeroes:
[s]The imbecilé always peep as a guest to absorb the shock of my expletives

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Stupidity and illiteracy reign supreme in your family !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]The imbecilé always peep as a guest to absorb the shock of my expletives

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A fool has no shame !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Where is the starch-eating ameoba called kirigidi or is it kiligili? Your conception by the egg donation of a mentally challenged prostitute and the preserved sperm of drunkard felon who died by public execution has made you a dispensable lab experiment for primatologists!

You're only a living specimen for the amusement of people your parents called masters!

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Usual ranting of a bastard child !

TheUmbra:
Are these supposed to be replies to the smearing of your iintellectual honesty?

You're one huge embodiment baked in shame! The only time you're responsive is when you gather with your miserable lot in a daredevil assemblage of deve collection.

You may never be cured from your illiteracy ! Mr dullard, the right spelling is intellectual and not the iintellectual you wrote above!

TheUmbra:
[s]I told you severe head-butts have left you dazed and hallucinogenic. Ekpa!

I used "self-deceiving on you first since yesterday.

Confirmatory post:

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Only a psychopathic retrograde believes his own lies. You're long due to check into a mental facility.

Niger Delta restive criminal!

A fool has no shame, and it's worse when such a fool doubles as a dullard !

TheUmbra:
[s]Says the butt-rut, lazy, unproductive, amnesty-rescued, nocturnally educated, blast of foul air called Kirigidi!


Of course asking you to match my literary ingenuity is like asking an octogenarian to compete with Usain Bolt!

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No need reading the balderdash coming from a stupid dullard !

TheUmbra:
Keep fabricating my post if that's going to make you feel like we are pen-mates. Left-behind, deve -craving retardant!

God forbid! I can never be your mate because you are a confirmed dullard!

TheUmbra:

Terrible! Self-deceiving simpleton! Pounding who? A fool who's not worth the dust under his feet is talking about pounding. Little wonder your tribe is always dragged into the mud.

Your average tribe's men are a bunch of insincere, cunning and shameless louts just like you! Post by post, page to page, you've been completely annihilated! Pages and posts don't lie. Continue stimulating your depleted ego. That's the only alternative left for thoroughly disgraced imbecilic troglodyte like you!


Lazy, ogogoro drinking waste of male headcount.

Oh! I can see that you are short of words, and now resorted to repeating phrase I earlier used . Your kind of illiteracy is indeed unique. No rival .

TheUmbra:
Again, I remain magnanimous even with your typo. It is normal.

You're such a listless fool! You're really trying to respond to my challenge to write something witty. You ended up like an obessed runner gasping for breath with you weak lines.


Just imagine this mentally wanting, nocturnally educated, left-behind dross talking about my literary ingenuity!

You're not qualified to pick up my used up pen.

Bloody pseudo-literate! Dweeb!

Yet another terrible English blunder! A person who can't spell or use English words accurately is shamelessly beating his kwashiorkor chest . bloody illiterate!

TheUmbra:

I have reduced you to a mono-syllabic ranting baboon.

Ill-educated slowpoke!

Niger Delta hardened criminal!

Chest-beating again, when you are already fainting under the heavy pounding I'm giving you? Won't you call for rescue as you can no longer withstand this bashing ? Illiteracy is your recurrent disease . Go for it's cure, no shame ; !

TheUmbra:
Even the shallow, muddy pool of your intellect is drying up fast!

Come on! Give me a witty reply even for once!

analphabetic, impecunious, witless, backwater-dwelling animal!!!

Your comments are so incoherent, poorly drafted and dumb to even deserve a reply . You are to dull . Go upgrade your English, dullard .

TheUmbra:
[s]When militancy interrupted your Adult education classes as you wrestled with the urges of either hitting the creeks or staying faithful to your benighted studies, how would you understand the uses of italicised words?

OLODO!!!

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Unrepentant dullard .

TheUmbra:
Unlike you, I'll not claim this as a grammatical blunder but a typo. I'm magnanimous even in war. There are lots of grammatical blunders in your posts that make looking for typos a waste of time.

Niger Delta hardened criminal! All the shrines littering everywhere in your land are a testament of your mental sterility and intellectual hollowness.

Deve-loving, uneducated criminal! Lazy fool. Wait for the women in your community to labour, carrying head pans of Konkre while your idle, uneducated, poverty-beaten, impoverished ass waste away drinking Ogogoro , disturbing store owners to part with their hard earned cash!

Cursed, putrefied cadaver like you!!!

Can you see your spelling of concrete? I know you will still give one stupid excuse why you failed at getting the right spelling . Ineberi .

TheUmbra:
[s]Bwuahahahahahaha! wrong use of words according to a night-time, Adult-educated deadbeat as yourself.

Ok.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!!

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No need wasting much time typing to reply a silly illiterate who has refused to learn .

BREAKING NEWS.
Release our men within 48hours, Gbaramatu youths tell Aladja community ByGbaramatuVoice NewspaperPosted on 3:23 pm July 14, 2017
•Crisis has nothing to do with Gbaramatu-Ogbe-Ijoh Youth President
•We did not abduct Gbaramatu youths-Aladja Youth President.
WARRI-Ijaw Youth Council, IYC, Gbaramatu clan chapter has called on leaders of Aladja community in Udu Local Government Area of Delta state, to release within 48hours two Gbaramatu young men abducted by their youths on Wednesday July 13, 2017. In a statement signed by clan Chairman, Comrade Godstime Ayetan, Information Officer, Comrade Godswill Doubra Wuruyai and clan parliamentarian, Comr. Frank Ekpemupolo, the youths described abduction of Gbaramatu youths by Aladja community as mistaken identity, hence the young men must be released within the stipulated time. The youths warned Aladja not to spread the land dispute between them and Ogbe-Ijoh to other Ijaw kingdoms/clans, stressing that Gbaramatu remains neutral in the unfortunate land dispute between the parties, hence she must not be forcefully dragged into the crisis. “Aladja youths should not spread the war to cover for all Ijaw people by killing any body that is from Ijaw ethnic extraction, as we are aware that a boy from Egbema kingdom was massacred in cold blood by same Aladja youths in the course of this crisis which has already made the scope of the unfortunate crisis a bit too wide. “We remain neutral in the fracas between the belligerent parties and should not be convoluted to the crisis”, the IYC executives said. They called on Ogbe-Ijoh and Aladja to reach a compromise on the said land dispute in order to give peace a chance. Crisis has nothing to do with Gbaramatu-Ogbe-Ijoh Speaking to GbaramatuVoice on the unfortunate incident, Ogbe-Ijoh Warri kingdom Youth President, Comr. Edwin Aken said the land dispute between the two communities has nothing to do with other Ijaws or Urhobos, business men and other travelers, stressing that despite the dispute a lot of Urhobos and Aladja persons reside in Ogbe-Ijoh town and its environs without molestation. “The Ogbe-Ijoh and Aladja land dispute has nothing to do with other Ijaws or Urhobos, business men and passerby. There are a lot of Uhrobos and Aladja persons in Ogbe-Ijoh town and environment we don’t hurt them. Also read: Tension, as Aladja youths abduct two Gbaramatu men “First they kill two Ogbe-Ijoh men, another young man from Egbema and now two innocent persons from Gbaramatu, we have seen that there is no peace agenda in the mind of Aladja people. If this guys are not released we will be forced do what we’ve been avoiding”, Comrade Aken declared. The youth president called on Delta State Acting Governor, Barrister Kingsley Otuaro, leaders and youths of Aladja to release the two young men in order to promote the ongoing peace talk. Nothing of such happened-Aladja Also speaking with GbaramatuVoice, Aladja Youth President, Comr. Wisdom Onatomre denied the incident, emphasizing that nothing of such happened in his community. He said, “I have gone round the town and even as I am talking with you I am with my leaders now in our community town hall deliberating this issue. Nothing of such happened in this community and I don’t know where such is coming from. “Even the Local Government chairman (Warri South West), the way he has been taking this thing, he has been very nice. So honestly I don’t know where this thing is coming from. We have checked everywhere, but nothing like that. I don’t know the set or group of people who are trying to set us up.” He stressed further that Aladja people don’t have any problem with Gbaramatu kingdom and Gbaramatu people have never been part of the crisis between the the communities.

Read more at: http://www.gbaramatuvoicenews.com/release-our-men-within-48hours-gbaramatu-youths-tell-aladja-community/

TheUmbra:
[s]Our both posts on this thread are a good way to ascertain who is educated and who's not. You offer no grammatical corrections to my posts other than normal typos which are fairly prevalent in standard articles even from the BBC and co.

But you... claiming "baby's factory " and "babies factory" have the same meaning and that "order" and "other" are the same. And failing repeatedly to distinguish "prove" from "proof", with other unbelievable blunders like "intelligence argument " leaves one with no further evidence that you're a Night-time, Adult-educated nitwit suffering from anencephaly which has resulted in your cognitive suboptimal performance.

Orue!

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Iza gho gho . I'm not claiming to be perfect in the use of English language, unlike you. Yet in the few comments you presented, you fumbled over and over again with bad spellings and wrong use of words ; . May God forgive us all.

TheUmbra:
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Fastly is an adverb alright. Even though its usage is dwindling in the 20th/20st century. It doesn’t make the word dead or non-existent.

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Your crafty attempts at escaping humiliation have already failed you, and it's a lesson to other nitwits! Shut up and bow your head in shame. Master of dullards !

TheUmbra:


[s]Too much Owo and starch is detrimental to your cognitive development. A rundown of your posts reveals that you're barely literate.

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In your own case, you are virtually a stark illiterate!

TheUmbra:


[s]Too much Owo and starch is detrimental to your cognitive development. A rundown of your posts reveals that you're barely literate.

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TheUmbra:
Your death will be a big relief to the cyber community seeing how incorrigible you are.

"Fastly" is an adverb which means 'quickly". Mis-educated buffoon! Stop fabricating my post.

Niger Delta hardened criminal who dropped his pen in his formative years and embraced militancy.

Here are sources to disprove your claim, Mr dullard!

[1]Fast is an adverb as well as an adjective, so you wouldn't use fastly. Another common adverb that doesn't follow the pattern of ending in ly is well, not the expected goodly, which is actually an adjective and means a large quantity, e.g. a goodly sum.Aug 19, 2010
adverbs - Is "fastly" a correct word? - English Language & Usage Stack ...
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/1413/is-fastly-a-correct-word

[2]The fact is that there is no such word as “fastly”. “Fast” is already both an adjective and an adverb, as in

The athlete runs really fast. (correct)
The athlete runs really fastly. (wrong)
It doesn’t matter whether “fast” refers to the speed of movement or the rate at which something is being done; it’s always just “fast”:

He can’t write fast enough. (correct)
He can’t write fastly enough. (wrong)
The word “quickly”, used as an adverb, is synonymous with “fast”, but usually refers to the time an action takes rather than to the speed of movement. For example, you can say

Come here, quickly!
which means that you want the other person to come soon; you don’t really care how fast he or she is moving. Nevertheless, “quickly” can also refer to the actual speed (as in “he runs quickly”), but such usage is less common.

There is one situation in which it is obligatory to use “quickly” (or “swiftly” or a related adverb ending with “-ly”)—if an adverb precedes the verb it modifies:

He quickly ran out of the building. (correct)
He fast ran out of the building. (wrong)
He fastly ran out of the building. (wrong)
This article was based on my guide to the most common mistakes in English, which explains many similar topics. Why don’t you check it out? Source: https//jakubmarian.com/

TheUmbra:
It's because of you I'm contriving this saying:

"The dictionary is the only window where half-educated nitwits like Kirigidi could take a peep at the works of great word-smiths. His word-stockpile is dependant on the little he can see and the rest he can't see are non-existent" -Theumbra

See this idiot nonentity thinking he is greater than dictionary ! Continue in your self-deception and ignorance. Dullard !