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TheUmbra:
Oh boy! Na now I confirm say you have a witchcraft spirit!

All the numerous Igbe shrines littering Delta State must have hijacked your personal integrity. what a shameless defeated cadaver!

Who didn't know the sentence "see who dey pummel person" is pidgin English?

Ekpa! Mumude!

Drowning buffoon looking for any jetsam to cling to!

Accept your defeat and bury your head in shame ! You resorted to Pidgin English because you don't know what to type in good English. Half illiterate!

NairalandHeroes:
Looooooooooolz, you're being stabbed to death like a common thief caught in the market and you're pretending to be good at disses.

Same pretence your tribesmen in Warri exhibited and they were enslaved by a tiny itsekiri population.

Even in death they smiled to the grave.

Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler .,

TheUmbra:
Self-deceiving bum! Is that supposed to be a reply? Empty-chested dork!

See who dey pummel person! Someone who can barely construct a solid architectonic sentence with grammatical accuracy.

Can you see why I adviced you to go back and start from secondary school ? You are so inconsequential. Aren't you ashamed that despite joining forces with your partner in illiteracy to attack, you are still been floored and flogged like mad dogs?

NairalandHeroes:
I only disappeared to wet my dick in your mother's vagina. She was cheap. Demanded a plate of pepper soup.

You disappeared because the person your called to assist you here in the battle has failed you . By the way, one marijuana-smoking tout is currently on top of your harlot mother pounding her with reckless abandon .

NairalandHeroes:
TheMortician is a moniker in Nairaland

Your attention span is inferior to that of a squirrel.

Your grand father was a serial yam thief, too lazy to till the earth. Your own daddy was a loungelizard who sucks the pussies of old, wrinkling windows to stay alive.

You are descendant from a long line of failures and reprobates. That's why none of your male progenitors have had descent burial.

The filthy scums are placed on a curse to die prematurely and be buried in an unmarked grave.

Your father's wives have placed a spell on you- you shall die by public electrocution and your bones and flesh will be left to rot in the open .

The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here . Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute ?

TheUmbra:
Urhobo wizard, like I've always said themortician is the same person as nairalandheroes who has been pummelling you left, right and centre. Keep deceiving yourself. Ekpa!

Here comes the semi-educated fool who is desperately calling for rescue from the pummeling and disgrace he is receiving here from me ! Go face your Agbero work in the garage. This forum is not for nuisance like you .

TheUmbra:
Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

Look who is talking ! Have you accepted the corrections I pointed out in your earlier write ups? I know you are just trying to be clever by half. But I have exposed your short-comings in English. You are an embarrassment to education ! Wheelbarrow pushing business is the best for people like you !

TheUmbra:
You remain an unrepentant, incorrigible Wally.

This is one of themortician's posts:



And this is his nairaland profile url:
https://www.nairaland.com/themortician

You'd clutch to anything, anything to save your battered reputation. You have fallen, and the only way up is to humbly lick the dust under your empty pride and move on.

Oh! So you no longer claim to be an expert in grammatical expressions , but rather you are now claiming to be referring to someone's name in Nairaland . You are very confused since you are tired of been battered here and now trying desperately to drag others into the drama .
You know you fumbled from the start with all your numerous grammatical mistakes which I pointed out to you, but you were too humiliated to chicken out in disappointment .

TheUmbra:
You have even sunk despicably low as to fabricate my submission. What is as horrible as a man with bruised ego?

Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

TheUmbra:
Keep the self-delusion flowing. "TheMortician" is another sobriquet of your antagonist, your vanquisher, nairalandheroes.

Oya, find typo hide under, Pseudo-literate!

Mr man, don't feel too ashamed to accept correction . There is nothing like "Themortician". Rather the correct form is "the mortician". Feeling too pompous to accept correction won't help you go far, because it's very obvious that you lag behind in intelligence ratings.

TheUmbra:
I'll stop quoting you so that unnecessary post don't turn the pages of your humiliating exposé. Typos are typos and not grammatical blunders.

You didn't just commit grammatical blunders one tii many, but you insisted you were right. That put you on a different league of semi-literates.

Moreover, you were busy attacking someone's who writes better, speaks better and obviously more educated than you for writing good English. And that was when I came in to put an arrogant, barely literate twerp in his place.

Now goodbye. The Internet is the only platform where ill-educated bumpkins that assume a sense of sophistication. I'll be yoked no further with an underclass. Happy further education!

There you go again with your terrible grammatical errors and spelling errors . This is not question of random mistakes, it's who you are: a super-proud semi-educated man who feels too pompous to accept corrections ! I doubt if you even went through secondary education ! Your situation is pathetic. Don't be ashamed guy, go back school. Don't let your ego and "I-know-it all attitude" deprived you of opportunity to brush up your English. Just an advice !

TheUmbra:
Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. You disses were weak like lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.

There again you are committing blunder, even with all your carefulness efforts at avoiding making mistakes . What is themortician? Guy be ashamed of yourself. You are no match . You are seriously deficient in English. Did you even passed through Secondary School education with this your poor handling of English language ?

TheUmbra:
These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

Don't try to hide your shame! Which typos are your talking about? Is that the your excuse for failing English tests? I thought you claimed you know it all and beyond making mistakes? Is it now you know one can make mistakes in English when arguing online? Take your lame excuses elsewhere and accept the fact that you have poor command of English .

NairalandHeroes:
Nobody is reading? Lolz, how do you know this? Gradually, you're exposing your inferior mind by being bothered what other people think about you.

I'm flogging you for the kicks. Trolling is my specialty and I'm going to hold you in a choke hold until you scream like the demented pig you are.

Are you still there idiotic man of no use ! Why slowing down. Are you tired already? By the time I'm done with you, next time you will not engage yourself in issues that do not concern you . If you were a useful son, your mother shouldn't have been in a brothel as a prostitute being pounded mercilessly by touts .

TheUmbra:
Typos are actually normal. There are a couple of other well spelt "order" in the submission you quoted. It makes you so petty.

On the other hand, typos are different from grammatical blunders and an arrogant quasi-literate who's too proud to admit his blunders and intellectual limitations is the perfect example of someone with an oversized ego sitting atop his miniature intellectual frame.

It's too late to defend your intellectual deficiency . You thought you can help rescue your friend colossal online bashing but you ended up dragging yourself into disgrace .

NairalandHeroes:

It is "other than" not order than. You're a waste of sperm. I wonder why your mother didn't spread her anus so the dumb brute you call father can offload his watery sperm in her anús.

I have told you before now that your stupidity has no equal . Keep on displaying more of it. You may soon get an award for being the most useless bastard in history !

TheUmbra:
"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means "so that". E.g Michael is learning French in oder that he may appear well integrated in Paris". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




"Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan 'order than'..." which means "apart from". Which actually is "other than"

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

Mr English teacher and self-appointed mediator ! You see the way you just disgraced yourself with wrong spellings. You see how the attitude of "I-know-all" and over-smartness can embarrass someone ? In a desperate bid to correct the sentences of others, you've just fumbled big time . By the way, it's not "conjuction" but conjunction. And it's not "oder" but order. I can't claim I know all, but at least I'm better than you.

TheUmbra:
"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means so that". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




'Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan "oder than"..." which means "apart from".

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

You see that I've been avoiding you all this while, leaving you to continually display your folly. Just take a look at your spelling of "order" .

TheUmbra:
[s]There! (@ the emboldened)

It's other, not order.

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NairalandHeroes:
Says the son of a whóre whose mother was deflowered in a brothel. She survives by compensating customers with anal bonus for a bottle of Fanta.

Kridigi, the Warri boy from Okere-urhobo who slept with his own sister.
The average sperm takes 45mins to locate an egg in the ovum. Your father's alcohol-laden sperm took 3 months after it had lost all vital nutrients to locate the egg in your mother's yeast infected ovum..... that's why you were born with mental paralysis and depleted brain cell producing half current.

What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan other than engaging in petty crimes and stealing . What a pity ?
modified.
Mistake corrected. But it does not change the fact that you are still a first-class idiotic bastard?

NairalandHeroes:
You inherited your mother's cognitive abilities: she couldn't even calculate her monthly cycle hence she birthed you for a passing stranger

Your brain is functioning like a bad septic tank. It can no more hold useful information anymore than your mother's vagina can hold sperm

Take am again:

If your father had lived a thousand years, he wouldn't have been able to finish spending the 20k he sold you off for.

He was such a cheap brute feeding on snuff and ogogoro. And your mother... that dirty bítch would have still been a village whóre standing in the rains waiting for village drunks to come patronise her if your fugitive father didnt plant an ape like you in her womb.

Don't worry, at all at all nai bad . You will soon be awarded as the most idiotic and senseless Nairalander that ever liveth ! All thanks to the uncontrolled sexual urge of your harlot mother .

NairalandHeroes:
As an urhobo, you're a birthed a slave . Son of a drunkard with multiple wives and children he can't recognise facially.

Swear with your unborn children that your father doesn't have multiple wives

Swear that you aren't a product of a bitter polygamy.

Underbred idiot , inferior to haunting dogs!

Yet you were complaining like a baby that Urhobo youths are draining dry with levies in Warri . Who now is a slave, you foolish petty traffic iced-cream seller ? Let me remind you since your lack of intelligence is dragging you backward, your mother is still plying her trade as a prostitute in one dirty brothel .

NairalandHeroes:
Looooooooooolz!!! And you respond with the words I typed therein. How did you know I just your inferior tribe (urhobo) if you didn't read?

Hahahahaha. You must admit, you're being pummeled, u understand. The only thing worse than you is your mother.

Can't you see that nobody is reading your senseless comments, wandering vagabond ? If you are wise, you will be more worried about your status as a bastard with no father .

NairalandHeroes:
Run away, if your mom didn't run away from making her toto the community's sperm bank , while should I run from beheading the product of her prostitution?

I have brutalised you worst than a thief beaten by a mob. Keep throwing weak lines and typing foolishly to have the last word.

It's my duty to terminate your mother's children. Beginning with you.

Brutalized? Why self praising ? If you are not a worthless fool, why not wait for others to praise you ? For your information, all that you've been typing since are just rubbish and not even amusing. GO and organize a reception party; your mother is waiting to be crowned the most banged prosttute !

NairalandHeroes:
see lame repetitive diss. Your diss weak like your papa prick.

Were you installed with the cryogenically preserved brain of a great ape? How can you not understand the simple explanation your conception was by two Circus chimpanzees whose sperm were in a race to flagellate the egg of your mother who suffers from severe vagina itching?

Don't run away bastard child of a whorish woman . Come and face the trap you set for yourself for stupidly delving into an issue that never concerned you . You social misfit and aimless vagabond .

NairalandHeroes:
SS 2 disses. Lolz. Any dumb fool can say your father is a tout , your mother is a prostitute. Urhobos classless swine from an unmentionable family history.

Take am;

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt

I'm a proud freeborn Urhobo man . But as for you, you don't have an identity because you are a bastard product of prostitution .

NairalandHeroes:
While you're working up your slow brain for another weak diss, just hold this one small:

You should have escaped humanity as part of your father's wetdreams. See this boy with the brain powers of a sedated chimpanzee is trying to flex muscles with his chief.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed dick-craving disorder.

She lost consciousness and count of the men to shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in Enehren junction.

Who has time to read all a fool has to say ? You don't make sense at all. Anybody reading your senseless incoherent comments here will just shake head in pity of your hopeless life .

NairalandHeroes:
@ Kirigidi, by now you can't deny your father is immeasurably stupid for allowing you to step into the ring with me.
I will asphyxiate you until your lungs collapse just like your father's heart collapsed when your mother stole his gratuity and eloped with your bestfriend .

Ewu, if you're wise, you will keep off my track so your comatose father will have someone to mourn him when he eventually dies of heart failure.

Don't be tired, hopeless idiot! I'm gallantly lambasting your worthless self . No pity for you because you are an unrepented fool. Had your prosttute mother knew that this is what you would become, she would have aborted you during the pregnancy long ago !

NairalandHeroes:
@ kirigidi

It is sad to observe that the only thing your father contributed to your life was a rage-driven rape of your mother and the insemination of his watery semen on your mother's disease-ridden uterus that left you birthed with humanity's worst birth defect.

Howler monkey!

Orue !!!

Ekpa bubu . You are still ranting! Let me treat your Bleep up further. Your mother was a full-time prostitute who a criminal tout picked up along the street and banged furiously without condom after which he ran away without paying a dime ; . The result of that unfortunate sexual encounter behind an uncompleted building was you, a hopeless bastard !

NairalandHeroes:
Are you actually pointing out the censored metaphors , "bîtxh and retardéd imbecilés" I used in qualifying you and your mother as errors? You're a dishonourable son of curb prostitute.

Ah! Ah, no wonder your mother lapsed into post-patum depression the minute you were born. Who wouldn't detest giving birth to a child nature denied a working brain

You are a senseless bad child . Your mother is still in prostitution trade despite her old and you here making fool of yourself . Don't you have any pity for your bitch mother you silly idiot, as Agbero boys are mercilessly pounding her grey-haired over-stretched pussy day and night ?

NairalandHeroes:
claiming to have pointed out my blunder is like telling your father the exact length of your mother's pussy!

Your present and unborn generations will never amount to my brain power or cognitive abilities. Your ancestors were the scum of thier peerages.

You're genetically identical to a hybrid mutant baboon-chimera scientifically developed from a pig's embryo. The experiment left you bio-genetically disabled from developing a functional brain.

If your mother wasn't having uncontrollable cóck-craving disorder, she would have stayed with your father and convinced him to quit drinking otapiapia and raise a proper family and there's no way you would be displaying lack of father figure online.

Your mother's case has compelled the federal government to mandate scientists to come up with a medical device called toto hodometre so that women like your dumb, cóck-hunting mother will be constitutionally denied the right to reproduce.

Idiotic, underbred imbecilé.

You keep using same generic diss like your mother used one pant for 6 months

I understand your pathetic situation . A foolish dullard will never accept that he is a dullard . Stupid hopeless son of an unrepentant LovePeddler .

NairalandHeroes:
Says the brain-damaged idiot who doesn't know how to use singular verbs with singular nouns. Same plunker who doesn't know how to govern his verb with their subject preposition.

And your mother actually carried you for 9 months only to birth the world's greatest idiot whose mental abilities have never left Darwin's colleagues in doubt that some Africans still carry baboon DNA.

A foolish illiterate thinking he is good in English! I have pointed out your blunders here. Don't be too ashamed to correct yourself. Empty barrel makes the loudest noise . You are a social misfit and an undesirable element in the society . It's like your job as a street urchin is really turning into a madman . If only your mother knew that opening her "borehole vagina" to a homeless tout in exchange for ice cream will cost her giving birth to a bastard nonentity like you, she would have restrained her sexual urge . Well, can a prostitute ever change her trade ?