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TheUmbra:
Let me take you back to school. Pathetic witless buffoon who runs to the dictionary in order to play catchup to a contemporary world [s]fastly[/s] leaving your uneducated, ill-exposed ass behind.

Braincased is the adjectival form of the noun "braincase".

Operation Back To School!
Ekpa!
Olodo! !!

Who was your English teacher in primary school ? Because as it is now, it's clear you did not attend secondary school. Let me help your dull brain out a bit for free . Your use of fastly was wrong. There is no such word as fastly in a correct English. Fast is already both an adjective and adverb, e.g. The athlete runs really fast [correct]. The athlete runs really fastly [wrong]. Your case is pathetic. Go help yourself out with a dictionary. Moreover, it's "catch up", and not "catchup"! Accept defeat for once, there is no English word "braincased"! A braincase is a braincase. Dullard !

TheUmbra:
[s]Comatosed doodle! That guy is a confirmed Deltan. Severe head-butting from him has left you with concussion making you mentally dazed and hallucinogenic!

Orue!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

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A dullard's comments do not worth reading .

TheUmbra:
I see your idle tantrums are diminishing fast already. Even your meaningless scribbles are all drying up, leaving you with few listless lines as reply.

Empty-braincased Mafioso. You're only good at noise making. Lazy bones!

You know how men like you allow their women to labour, carrying Konkre while you sit your lazy ass down drinking Ogogoro.
Cursed fellow!

The illiterate fool is at it again. There is nothing like braincased. Rather, it's braincase. A braincase is part of the skull that encloses the brain. Dullard !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Bwahahaha. If I am iPob, then your mother is a dick-gagging hooker as cheap as a bottle of water. Agreed?

[/s]
IPOB bastard! So ashamed of his origin . I spit on you .

TheUmbra:
[s]You're no different from the average urhobo man with false self-assessment, empty chest beating, petty, mentally uninspiring with a funny disposition about your carriage.

Day-dreamer! If words were life-bullets you've been completely riddled and dismembered by nairalandheroes alone! Self-deceiving, comatosed lout!!!

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A combined force of you two stupid dullards could not even withstand me in war of words . Shame on you!

TheUmbra:
The boy is a real wizard!

Your atrocities are haunting you, idiot! Go and confess your evils for you to be free . Don't blame someone else for your failures .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]If your mother had treated her staphylococcus during her pregnancy with you, your brain would never have been impeded by bacteria and STDs

[/s]
No time to spend with a stupid homeless fool like you .

NairalandHeroes:
[s] what do you expect from a tribe who eat starch for clothes ? These are people to be avoided in real life! They have nothing to offer other than polygamy and petty fights.

[/s]
Frustrated loser son of a bitch .

TheUmbra:
[s]On the average, maybe. Still have good, wonderful Urhobo friends and colleagues. But this man right here, (Kirigidi) is mentally unwell!

[/s]
Crazy dullard .

TheUmbra:
[s]Let me simplify it and bring it to his level of comprehension:


Deve-loving, uneducated, unemployable, socio-economic retardant, AKA Kirigidi, behold your teacher, TheUmbra.

Now tuck in your shirt and bring your paper and pen to class. You're going straight back to school. Bloody contagious, mis-educated Wally.

This is the correct grammatical presentation of the nonsense you wrote up there.

" Having you as a teacher equals breeding a generation of dullards..."

Bloody scribbler! Education no be " gra gra " . You're highly advised to either return to the creeks or continue collecting illegal deve from store to store.

Education and human resources are not synonymous to resource control.


Adult-education certificate holder!

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Frustrated dullard repeating the same statements over and over again . Have corrected your spelling errors . Drowning goat !

NairalandHeroes:
Your parents are feeding on kpokpo madiga in Warri and you're here fighting with your superiors.

Same stupidity your ancestors exhibited until the itsekiri took over Warri officially.

Coward IPOB tout who intrudes into others affairs! Go and face the marginalization you are suffering in the hands of your masters the Hausas/Fulanis . Bastard!

TheUmbra:
Mr Baby's factory is the same as babies factory which defeat are you talking about?

Your illiteracy is unprecedented in this forum.



And here you are in a brazen display of mediocrity, forced-illiteracy, defending your Adult-class education!



I know in your home and neighbourhood English is not the spoken language. You're here learning from me, esp how to combine words with hyphen. You've graduated from Adult education to online virtual education. Your only problem is you're an arrogant, Ogbu-Urhobo wizard who has little respect for his teacher.

Ungrateful schmuck!

Having your as teacher is equals to breeding a generation of dullard . You that can spell properly? You are only useful as a gate man . Illiterate that refused to take correction .

NairalandHeroes:
Empty words from a sodomized fool who has been beheaded like a [b]dibia's sacrificial goat

That's how your father laughed and proclaimed victory when the man who impregnated your mother paid a fine with a bottle of dry gin. Foolish boy[/b]

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You have just betrayed yourself that you are not Itsekiri. Because I knew from the beginning that Itsekiris can not be useless and stupid like you!
IPOB idiot who is pained that Urhobo rejected their Biafra .

NairalandHeroes:
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[s]I am reason your mother's cúnt was able to birth you sideways!

The bîtxh can never cum unless I fisted her

[/s]
You know what? Your frustrated life is turning you mad and more stupid .

NairalandHeroes:
Looooooooooolz. [s]All urhobos are disposable human wastes.

They should never be allowed to share the earth with humans. Un-evolved primates who fúck and rear children like cows.

2017 and urhobo children are seen in Okumagba layout with dirty, slackened pants running with tyres on muddy streets, while their fathers are drinking kainkain by the corner and their mothers selling ice fish in Okere market.

What a waste of humanity you are.

Your existence is to fulfill the destiny of itsekiri as your master!

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Go actualize your evil futile dream if you can . You think you can make me insult Itsekiri here, old fool? We and Itsekiris are living in peace as brothers and sisters, and not your bastard who have no home can instigate us against each other. You are not Itsekiri. You are just a bastard with no heritage .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Says the plunker whose mother's cúnt is neighbourhood community sperm bank!

Your mother's pussy is so loose it trickles down urine whenever she laughs or coughs involuntary. The stench from her vagina is a ferocious mosquito repellent!

[/s]
Mother in a brothel, bastard son in a motor garage as bus conductor . Go remedy your pitiable life instead of venting your life frustration here .

TheUmbra:
[s]Here you are after poverty prevented you from charging your phone all night after the blackout yesterday.

[/s]
Mr dullard, own up to your defeat . Only one person is bashing both of you relentlessly . Self-deceiving illiterate fool ; .

NairalandHeroes:
you call this a diss? [s]Mtchewwww. Looks like the babble of a foolish 3-year old.

Take am:

It only took a bottle of cold coke, which your hungry mother guzzled in big starving gulps for me to tumble her and part her legs... you're as cheap as that cockroach who birthed you.

You know your neighbourhood night guard is still the best lover your mother has been able to pull off from her long traffic of street urchins and juvenile delinquents that shagged her with the promise of paying for your Christmas clothes!

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Pathetic fool ranting like an untamed bastard that you are !

TheUmbra:
[s]Psychoneurotic psychopath! Mr dullard who asserted that "baby's factory" and "babies factory" meant the same thing. Someone who can't differentiate the verb "prove" from the noun " proof".

Ogbu-Urhobo! Unemployable miscreant! Deve collection and pipeline vandalism remain the only befitting venture for a dyslexic slowpoke as yourself!

[/s]
Unrepentant dullard with bad spelling habit ! Bow your head in shame and accept defeat.

TheUmbra:
Never mind that egregious Mark of Cain! With his uncouth manarism and baseless arrogance.

He thought it's the street where he can bully his way like a marauding criminal.

An intellectual-wanting cuckoo who didn't know which part of the intellectual divide he falls under according to his abysmal intelligence quotient.

Bloody Orue!

Yet again another English blunder by a self-deceiving dullard ! Mr man, no matter how careful you try to make your words accurate, you will always commit spelling errors because dullness and you are inseparable . Stupid illiterate !

NairalandHeroes:
[s]urhobos are synonymous with emboldened stupidity

[/s]
Bastard son of a harlot who was impregnated in a brothel by an identified street urchin .

NairalandHeroes:
[s]Own up, son, you can't write, you're uniquely dull, a failed clown. You're good at nothing.

If you father could predict what an unproductive, retarded idiot he would be fathering, he would have pulled out of your mother's baseball field pussy and ejaculated on her wrinkled lap.

[/s]
Are you still there after all the blasting I gave you? Self-praising dullard !

NairalandHeroes:
If your Mother wasn't born with her clitoris bigger than her IQ, she wouldn't have opened her legs to her polio-stricken brother to birth an incestuous imbecïle like you.

Your mother need rescue from that brothel where she is still prostituting! Old age has caught up with her and can no longer withstand the constant banging of her pussy by customers .

TheUmbra:
These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

The usual lame excuses of a failure like you . Senseless Dullard!

NairalandHeroes:
if your father ever saw my grandeur here, he will lease you to me as my lifetime bondsman. I have exposed him as a weakling who couldn't raise his son properly. But it's no surprise. Urhobos are the scum of Delta state.

Pay what levies? Your youths are being chased into their dingy shacks by soldiers and police from B and A Division. Go ask the traders if they pay 10 kobo to those illiterate urhobo youths, half of whom don't know their true parentage.

As I pointed out before, you don't even know your father because your mother was banged by a tout in a brothel . You are not a person to be taken serious. Roaming Bastard!

NairalandHeroes:
you still can't tell the difference between a clause and a phrase?

If only the two dumb idiots who raised you would stay home to cure your blossoming analphabetism.

Just take a look at how you're disgracing this country in full view of 7 billion earth inhabitants!

I weep for your parents. This is the kind of error you will make in their obituary banners.

[b]Thier ghosts will never rest in peace [/b]

A dullard will never learn . Simple spelling you don't know . I pray your children should not inherit your illiteracy. Stupid fool!

TheUmbra:
I'm not done with you, Niger Delta mis-educated nuisance!

It's "proof" not "prove"

Oga adult-education certificate holder, this is not typing error, this is illiteracy!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

You are even more dumb . Blaming your education inadequacies and dullness on typing error .

NairalandHeroes:
90 percent of your posts are same basic and generic lines you keep repeating because your brain can't improvise disses
So you depend on repetition to survive.

Urhobos eat starch and owo and there's no way your cognitive and psychological evolution weren't mutated by malnutrition.

You are only seeking to have the last word by repeating same thing . I have burried urhobos on this forum deeper than your worthless king Okumagba who was a slave in Warri .

As far as we know you and your parents are settlers and all of you must pay homage to the Olu of Warri.

Igbe-worshippng non-entity!

FOOL ! You are not only stupid but your eyes are also bad . Have you typed anything reasonable here. You are the one I should be saying repeating the statements . Settlers who force you to pay heavy levies in a land you claim to own must be too strong for you to handle . And you will continue to be under Urhobo paying increasing levies and house rents in Warri . Just look at an idiot that is bragging of dealing with Urhobo! I was beginning to have pity on you before when you ran away leaving your nicompoop here, but since you have not learnt your learn lambaste you the more until you come to your stupid senses . Your calling another fool to help you withstand my thrashing of you is a prove of your weakness and dullness.

TheUmbra:


Oh! My bad! I meant brazen. Please pardon my typo. Meanwhile, typos aren't grammatical blunders.

By the way, your last post was yet another theumbra-inspired, albeit a poor imitation of my last post to you. That's how slow, unwitty and mentally poor in creativity you can be.

I urge you to produce any post of yours since I engaged you intellectually that is half as decent as mine, and I'll never quote you again.

Now, shall we remind our well entertained audience what a cheap clown you and what it really means to commit grammatical blunder as we consider your following posts?




Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!




OLODO!!!





Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with brazen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!


Continue hiding under typo and call them grammatical blunder Mr "intelligence argument" . Illiterate!

Pardon your pitiable self, Mr dullard who can't spell properly . I doubt you passed your English tests with these your bad spellings . You see the way you keep re-posting comments you've already ! This shows how bereft you are of ideas. I present before you a compilation of your English blunders, Mr dullard:





TheUmbra:



Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. You disses were weak like lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.
TheUmbra:


Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with branzen idiocy!

[/b]Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!
grin grin grin



****Modified! You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education. You better face your deve collection from store to store


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!
grin grin grin.

TheUmbra:


"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means so that". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




'Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan "oder than"..." which means "apart from".

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

Go back to school!

TheUmbra:


Oh! My bad! I meant brazen. Please pardon my typo. Meanwhile, typos aren't grammatical blunders.

By the way, your last post was yet another theumbra-inspired, albeit a poor imitation of my last post to you. That's how slow, unwitty and mentally poor in creativity you can be.

I urge you to produce any post of yours since I engaged you intellectually that is half as decent as mine, and I'll never quote you again.

Now, shall we remind our well entertained audience what a cheap clown you and what it really means to commit grammatical blunder as we consider your following posts?




Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!




OLODO!!!





Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with brazen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!


Continue hiding under typo and call them grammatical blunder Mr "intelligence argument" . Illiterate!

Pardon your pitiable self, Mr dullard who can't spell properly . I doubt you passed your English tests with these your bad spellings . You see the way you keep re-posting comments you've already ! This shows how bereft you are of ideas. I present before you a compilation of your English blunders, Mr dullard:

TheUmbra:



Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. [b]You disses were [/b]weak like lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.
TheUmbra:


Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with [b]branzen [/b]idiocy!

[/b]Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!
grin grin grin



****Modified! You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education. You better face your deve collection from store to store


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!
grin grin grin.

TheUmbra:


"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal [b]conjuction which means so that". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:




'Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan "oder than"..." which means "apart from".

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

TheUmbra:
Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with [[b]b]branzen [/b]idiocy!

[/b]Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified! You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education. You better face your deve collection from store to store


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Another terrible grammatical blunder too many ! Do you have any shame at all . @TheUmbra if you are one of the youths been counted as future of Nigeria, that means Nigeria is finished . @ TheUmbra A man who can't spell accurately or make simple sentences in English is here shamelessly chest-beating and bragging. Is there any word "branzen" in English Dictionary ? You are a disgrace! Your poor command of English has been repeatedly corrected by me, yet you keep making more mistakes and stupidly refused to accept correction . I pity your parents for ever wasting their money on you. When your mates were attending classes and learning, you were busy hunting for birds in the bush . See where it has now landed you . What a shame! From your display of illiteracy here, a primary six pupil will write and speak better than you .

NairalandHeroes:
SS 2 disses. Lolz. Any dumb fool can say your father is a tout , your mother is a prostitute. Urhobos classless swine from an unmentionable family history.

Take am;

Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt

A fool who has to seek the help of others to rescue him in an argument ! You are no match . So get out! product of Harlotry .