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CandyOps:
Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

Omoh! Mehn!!

oladipo322:
Am stuck here..... It keep saying bvn has already been validated and still shows the same page

Are they doing re-registration for batch c stream 2 ?

Tessyaustin:
If the fingerprint scanner of your phone is at the back , my brother you need to work hard this Year.
Shalom

My sister why are you like this?

By the time this useless government bills them with outrageous taxes, no one will tell them to close office and run back to their respective countries.

If they can rig this kind kalo kalo awards then i wonder what the future of elections holds for Nigeria as a whole.

[quote author=OMYKROIN post=110328229][/quote]Mehn! That idiot dey vex me die. Even Airforce one nor do reach this big fool. Anyways na small pikin mentality dey worry am.

You look like a fool. Always coming to Nairaland to seek cheap attention for yourself like a toddler. Grow up man and learn to behave your age. Even instagram, snapchat and Tiktok babes don't seek attention like you do

VIKTO83:
Africa need me. Nigeria need me.
I personally requested to serve (NYSC) in d north where others find less appealing to them.
Even when I'm called to serve within Africa at anytime I choose like Liberia, S.leone and Nigeria.
I believe we lack access to good medicare and I'm obligated to render d service within my capacity.

It's a choice.

OK sir; I have heard you. All the very best In your life endeavours.

VIKTO83:
I've been reading comments here and it proves how badly Nigeria had been hit.
I'm a typical example. Studied in UK, voluntarily came home to practice and have been grateful that I'm a patriotic Nigerian.
It's not just about money, but about patriotism.
Unfortunately d society hasn't been rewarding enough.

Patriotic Nigerian kee you there.. opportunity wey everybody dey look for, you see am, you carry that your big head come back Nigeria. Couldn't you pull strings to practice over there?

Now will be the best chance for one better general with balls to take over Nigeria now that Ajala is out of the country galivanting on one of his numerous foreign trips.

Spackodone:
Mhen it really frustrating
I just bought the phone today n network is poor
Am so down
N I don't know what to do

Try other network sim cards on it apart from your own sim card on the phone before you come to a final conclusion..

aloeman15:
why would you say that?
how is holding 3 gb hostage fair to who paid for it?
it's simple blackmail.
and they get away with it due to our negligent agencies.
stop defending criminality.
God bless.

Here is the test that you are going to perform, the next time that it reaches the 3GB threshold, connect to the router wirelessly with your phone and try to exhaust the data instead of connecting it to a laptop. Try it and see the outcome.

dynicks:
Do people actually know that Wednesday is a day set aside for the beginning of an occurrence that could change/affect human level of comfortability in on planet Earth?

RUSSIAN INVASION INTO UKRAINE!!.....

How that one take concern us for Africa here?

christianjoy:
I would invited her over to my house her birthday is this weekend

Now you are talking. Take it slow sha. Don't rush, you have all the time In the world.

Agentsalt:
Yes he is into it.

Then go for the fridge and air conditioner repairs followed by barbing and then generator repairs. The way naija dey so you have to be a jack of all trades and master of all. At least you can chop and feed from 3 of those skills.

christianjoy:
do you want to know?

Yes we want to know. You cannot be keeping us in suspense like a season series movie. Update us about your parole with the girl. Did you later accept to date her or not?

pansophist:
She gave me memories.

She is feminine independent, benevolent, and treated me with nothing but goodness. I can just be, and I'll be accepted. I didn't have to be rich, successful, in good shape, at my best and she still loved and treat me like the best thing regardless. Even more worthy, she met me at the unripen stage of my life and contributed hugely to refine me.

I could navigate the world with a mask on, bur in her presence, i can just be real and mask off. She has set the bar so high for other women. Her treatment towards me make it easy to know who loves, and who doesn't loves me. I was loved purely, and her presence enriched my life wholesomely. The true definition of a real woman.

Oga after this your shower of praises, where is this woman now?

See this grown up bragging fool. Something that is 1500 naira here in Ibadan. Who am I to teach you how to spend your money though..

phemmyfour:
Stop exposing your inadequacies. What is bloatware when my ROM is 128GB and my RAM is 4GB. Stop spending your money on palasas

Like Nigga who the Bleep asked you for your specs, wetin i wan use am do? will it put food on my table?
See who's talking about inadequacies when with your almighty 4GB and 128GB ROM you couldn't mention the name of your phone, abi shame dey catch you? You know nothing, I won't reply you anymore cos pride and a loud mouth is evident with you and reasoning sensibly is not in your DNA.

phemmyfour:
lol....We are talking about great board and quality hardwares and you are referring to bloatwares. Stop using low end phones

Mentioning you was pointless. And for your information I use a Samsung so I very well know what I am saying.

phemmyfour:
Nokia still dey learn when it comes to android

Oh! Really. Nokia that comes straight from the factory with Android One free from bloatware. I can't say the same for the Samsung device filled with bloatware that one doesn't even need and can't uninstall from the phone.

I always say it, this Internet age and the urge by stupid peeps with itchy phone fingers to post every video online will be the ending of so many people. Some people never learn from the mistakes of others. Now see Zouma and his brother...

seunsiju:
Bro, is not about money, my parent can take care of it, but the ting be say , i alrady have a son last year with another girl, the biy sef never reach a year old, both him and his mom are staying with my parent, then this happen again, how will i explain this to my parent

Ah! Agbawo!! Senior Man!! Great knackist!! I greet you this evening o! Your seed's are very potent and fertile.

May the souls of the departed rest in peace. In saner climes, the driver of the bullet proof hilux bullion van would have sped off from the scene or called for backup reinforcements. But this is Naija, who wants die?

adetula148:
She is on leave and I will also start mine soon so we are yet to see each other face to face . Lol

Do keep us updated as things unfold. So what do you plan to do now with regards to her?

Obeyp; first of all, you did well with the action you took after all this wahala nor let that daughter of Eve stress you. It's too early in the year for all that, we are just in February. Keep yourself busy and hang out with your gees dem. Na man you be.

It's 24 hours for me..

Lordofalmajiri:
Thanks bro

You are welcome man.

Gerrard59:
She stopped going to church altogether and became less religious.

Lols! OK..

Which kind confusion from Oraimo is this now? What's the difference between this new oraimo pro and the previous OS- W16 watch.
And why did they remove the Tempo W3 smart watch from their online store. I sent then a mail with regards to this and till now no reply from them at all.

This is a very hard choice to make. The only area where the Nokia wins is in the battery department. A full charge will take you for 4 good days. Aside that Samsung wins it hands down in very slight aspects like processor and screen ratio. Go for the Samsung A22