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PoliticsRe: IPOB Members Climb To Watch Nnamdi Kanu & Wife In Anambra by KissCODE(m): 11:57pm On Jul 18, 2017
sarrki:
Why is he taking Eva water

Why not Biafra water

Hopeless mofo
you mumu oh!
Eva water is a coca cola product... Coca cola is a multinational company they are in more than 150 countries...
you better buy sense if you don't have one.
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of A Sex Slave [struggle For Survival] by KissCODE(m): 4:38pm On Jul 08, 2017
where this guy?
PoliticsRe: Crowd Welcome Nnamdi Kanu In Anambra (Photos, Video) by KissCODE(m): 3:56pm On Jul 08, 2017
Igboesika:
Hmmm, see crowd .ooo

Btw, I thought Anambrarains rejected Ipob, did Nnamdi Kanu all rent crowd like Okorocha did ?.

May God help afonjas.

Nnamdi Kanu is the only man who exchanged all his bail conditions with Buhari. That's karma for u.

You refused to compromise despite all they offered you behind closed doors to drop your agitation.
Ride on sir, may God strengthen you more and more until we get to the promise land.

God bless Nnamdi Kanu
God bless his own people(children of God)
God punish children of lucifer that are against us( they know themselves)
Rejected Nnamdi Kanu... Even in Delta state he is well accepted...
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of A Sex Slave [struggle For Survival] by KissCODE(m): 4:04am On Jul 06, 2017
thanks for the invite...
I am waiting for more...
keep it up
PoliticsRe: Biafra Will Be Independent Whether Nigerian Govt Likes It Or Not-asari Dokubo by KissCODE(m): 1:59am On Jul 03, 2017
obataokenwa:
Exo 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Exo 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth:

Exo 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;




I wish I can delete this post cos I don't have strength for the mentions.
Bros we are not arguing here... In Israel Jesus is just a means of making revenue from tourists. They dont believe in Him and they call Him names... Remember what the Bible says... "He came for His own, His own rejected Him."
The Jews believe in God but they do not believe that Jesus is the messiah.
Nnamdi Kanu as I said before is practicing the JEWISH RELIGION and they do not believe in JESUS CHRIST. They believe in God... Jehovah Yahweh...
Let me ask you... Have God KILLED all MUSLIMS?... Have God KILLED ALL HINDUS? Has GOD KILLED ALL THOSE THAT PRACTICE BUDDHISM?

abeg... God does not kill like that... He is not happy with the death of SINNER
PoliticsRe: Biafra Will Be Independent Whether Nigerian Govt Likes It Or Not-asari Dokubo by KissCODE(m): 1:41am On Jul 03, 2017
obataokenwa:
God don't share His glory with any man. Nnamdi Kanu started well by referring to Almighty God always and we pray secretly for Biafra to actualise. But of recent, Nnamdi Kanu has turned the whole thing to idle worship(bowing down to gods in Igboland that has kept the area in bondage for years) and that's what I hate about the whole thing now cos if your inner eye is opened, you will see clearly that the spirit operating on him has been caged and secret prayers of the saints has prevailed. In the spirit realm, God has decided another plan for Nigeria. In the coming months, the manifestations will begin.

Actualisation of Biafra right now is cancelled in the spirit realm. Those gods he bowed down to has turned the face of God away from him. He almost got it right, but missed it. Another giant will rise. But for now, he has missed it.

Attacking me won't make any difference. The children of Israel missed it and they spent fourty years in the wilderness but they still achieved their dream of the promised land. Igbos should start making their Canaan what they expect to see before then.

South South are just like Reuben in the Bible... full of excellent things but they're unstable as water....they can't Excel with their mentality and unless they sit down and define their goal and mean it....darkness will be much over there. Join forces cos u can't do it alone.

Northerners preaching hate and nepotism.... you will all be cut off soon.

Westerners truly the unity begging worked for you guys grin ... most of the prayers answered came from your side. Enjoy but plan



Amos 3:7 Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.
Nnamdi Kanu is not sharing God's glory.
Nnamdi Kanu is practicing Judaism and in Judaism they don't believe that Jesus is Lord. Just like Asiri Dokubo who do not believe In Jesus also...
PoliticsRe: Biafra Vs Arewa Face Off: The Five Major Issues We Must Not Fail To Understand by KissCODE(m): 2:52am On Jun 23, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Biafra Vs Arewa Face Off: The Five Major Issues We Must Not Fail To Understand by KissCODE(m): 2:48am On Jun 22, 2017
intruxive:
Oche, dey didnt ask you for help. They want biafra dole grin
they want it not VIOLENTLY but through referendum. Don't ever forget this... If during the referendum they lose so be it and if they win so be it...

Ochei raised important facts but he forgot that if Biafra should exit through referendum, that there will be agreement reached on those properties he talked about. Just as britain is about starting their 2 years exit from Europe.

All his points on losing properties are valid if the break up is a product of war. But if it is a product of a UN or AU organised referendum... Nobody loses anything...
PoliticsRe: Untold Story Of 2017jamb-reuben Abati by KissCODE(m): 2:33am On Jun 22, 2017
tosin2013:
I attended a meeting recently at the headquarters of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board in Bwari, Abuja: the post-2017 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination review meeting chaired by the JAMB registrar, Professor Ish-aq Oloyede. Participants included Professor Oloyede and his technical team, field officers and other staff, all the Chief External Examiners who supervised the 2017 UTME, across Nigeria, mostly Vice-Chancellors of universities, and provosts/rectors of polytechnics and colleges of education, in addition to major stakeholders from civil society.
The JAMB Registrar presented a detailed report on the conduct of the 2017 UTME, matters arising were identified and the meeting took certain decisions about the way forward, the details of which have since been published. The 2017 UTME was conducted throughout Nigeria between Saturday 13th and Saturday 20th May 2017, at 140 examination centres, 642 Computer-Based Test Centres, with 7,000 invigilators and monitors and 1, 722, 236 candidates.
It was the first examination to be conducted under Professor Oloyede’s watch as JAMB Registrar. He was full of appreciation for the efforts and contributions of everyone, including the civil society and security agencies who helped to ensure the success of the examination. The meeting noted that Oloyede and his team had also done an excellent job in organizing a commendable Computer-Based Examination across the country. In recent years, JAMB has insisted on computerizing its examinations, and under Oloyede, there has been not only an emphasis on this but also on the integrity and credibility of the examination. The Report presented by the JAMB Registrar was comprehensive, confident and informative.
In 2017, JAMB examined the highest number of candidates in its forty years of existence: 1.7million, with the highest number of participating external officials and monitors. The first point the meeting noted however, was that the figure of 1.7 m does not actually reflect the true number of candidates who sat for the examination. More than 300, 000 of the candidates engaged in double or triple registration, and where it could be established that any candidate sat for the examination more than once, such a candidate was automatically disqualified. A total of 666 cases were reported in this regard.
For planning purposes, the figure of 1.7 m was misleading, a fact that was worsened by the fact that more than 50% of the candidates do not even have the pre-requisite qualifications, and in reality, more than 70% of all candidates applied for courses in the Arts and Social Sciences, whereas for national manpower development purposes, the expectation is that the Sciences should produce up to 70%.
The message here is clear: higher education admission processes ought to reflect the country’s manpower needs, and there is no doubting the fact that at the moment, there is a mismatch between our country’s manpower production processes and the job market, and this is perhaps in a way responsible for the country’s unemployment crisis. As it were, Nigeria’s higher education system produces graduates that do not fit into the demands of the job market.
Oloyede was more agitated about matters of integrity, credibility, accountability and transparency. He asked the meeting to take a close look at cases of examination irregularities and malpractice and take a decision. We were informed that a total of 1, 386 candidates all properly identified and documented were guilty of the following offences: impersonation, possession of prepared answer scripts, smuggling of foreign materials into the examination venue, possession of electronic gadgets including telephone, copying and spying from foreign materials, unruly behaviour, violent conduct, collusion, multiple registration and examinations. We were all shocked when Oloyede asked his staff to present to the meeting, concrete evidence of examination malpractice. We were shown shirts, with presumed answers written out in the inner lining, slippers, belts, handkerchiefs, and all kinds of strange devices that candidates across the country smuggled into examination centres.
It turned out that a criminal gang had developed around the UTME, involving persons who deceived candidates into believing that they had access to examination questions. Such questions with prepared answers were sold to candidates ahead of the examination. But according to JAMB, this was meaningless, because the examination questions were sent electronically to the centres only on the day of the examination, and JAMB did not use the same set of questions, at any time, either in the morning or the afternoon.
The bigger problem came from the operators of the Computer-Based Test Centres, who colluded with candidates and parents to compromise the examination. Many of these CBT centres collected gate fees, ranging from N2, 000 to N20, 000 and higher, they recruited thugs, they deliberately created technical problems to assist candidates to cheat (in some cases, the CCTVs installed by JAMB were either switched off or covered up); some centres also ran parallel communication cables to secret rooms where ghost candidates who had done what is called 8 x 2 fingerprinting, involving a candidate and a substitute, ghost-wrote the examination. Oloyede reported that JAMB did its best to track down all the fraudulent centres, across the country, 25 centres were involved in centre-induced malpractice, with 57, 646 candidates. Some other centres had technical issues, and in total, JAMB proposed that 72 centres in 18 states of the Federation should either be delisted or suspended.
We considered the report on every affected centre on a case-by-case basis, with each Chief Examiner responding to further enquiries, and at the end, the meeting resolved that 48 centres involved in extortion and malpratices should be delisted, while 24 centres should be suspended for a year. [b]The statistics on 2017 UTME malpractice is noteworthy. Most of the affected states are from the South East and South South as follows: Abia (381 cases), Imo (193), Anambra (152), Enugu (114), Cross River (78), Ebonyi (48), Akwa Ibom (44) while the states with the lowest number of cases are from the North viz: Kebbi (1), Kaduna (16), Kano (29), Katsina (2), Kogi (7) Sokoto (25), Taraba (4), Zamfara (1). [/b]Yobe and Jigawa states had no reported case of examination malpractice, only 2 cases of multiple registration from the latter. Could it be then that students and CBT operators in the North are more honest than their Southern counterparts, or perhaps less computer savvy? Does the 2017 UTME say anything about national character?
Our deliberations did not cover this particular detail, but the meeting became more exciting when the involvement of parents, particularly mothers, was reported. In one centre, a mother was said to have approached the Chief Examiner to ask him to assist her daughter to pass the examination. The Chief Examiner reportedly told her to leave the examination venue, but she insisted that if the Chief Examiner was ready to help, as requested, she was prepared to pay in kind. The alarmed Professor and Examiner told her it was not part of his function to do what she wanted. The UTME, he said is a merit-based examination.
The woman, not giving up, asked for the hotel where the Professor was staying. She offered to join him in the hotel later in the day! In another state, an invigilator lured a young lady to the control room with the promise that if she would co-operate with him, he would help her to pass the UTME. Other invigilators caught the two of them and promptly reported the matter. When the young lady’s mother was informed about what had happened, her response was most unusual. She was not willing to press charges, or talk about the scandal. She was in fact not bothered at all. She would rather talk about something else. What did she want? She wanted JAMB to compensate her daughter with additional 10 marks or more, to make up for the sexual harassment. We were all alarmed. Strange things really happen.
Why wont they cheat when you require they break the roof before they could get admition into higher institution... while their nothern friends get admission no matter what their score is... and we all know that in the north exam malpractice is a way of life... if dare complain you will pay with your life...
PoliticsRe: No Referendum, No 2019 Election – Nnamdi Kanu Warns by KissCODE(m): 2:17am On Jun 22, 2017
fyneguy:
Whoelse noticed he did not say IPOB would boycott Governorship elections in the SE? The Governors are funding this guy.
IPOB is an organisation while Biafra is a people... How many members does IPOB have...?
Not all Biafrans are members of IPOB so he is not speaking about IPOB here but BIAFRANS... Which governor is sponsoring him... If I may ask
CrimeRe: DSS Reveals Top Kidnappers Arrested In 2017 - Channels TV by KissCODE(m): 4:53am On Jun 14, 2017
This type of thread no dey make front page...
If the post na about snake, bre.ast or against Biafra... meeeeeen it will make fp
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice: I Have Been In Bosso For 45 Years, Where Do I Go? – Yoruba Leader by KissCODE(m): 5:16am On Jun 11, 2017
obi58:
You are a racist fool and a disgrace to your parents.
na wah oh!
how I come take become a racist and fool kwanu?
Take a look at history read what happened between 1966 and 1967...
This is how it started?
How many Hausa person have properties in Igboland?
Even Dangote does not have a deport anywhere in Igboland...
I rest my case...
But Igbos should go and develop their place PERIOD
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice: I Have Been In Bosso For 45 Years, Where Do I Go? – Yoruba Leader by KissCODE(m): 2:38am On Jun 10, 2017
zooster:
Mr Abdulkarim Babatunde, a Yoruba Community leader in Bosso Local Government Area of Niger, lamented on Friday that he has been living in the northern area for the past 45 years, hence, asked where he would go should the quit notice given to Igbos in the north comes to reality.
The Yoruba leader however said security agencies must tackle those who issued the eviction notice to Igbos in the North.
Babatunde said it was a very serious threat which must be handled with all seriousness to forestall breakdown of law and order in the country.
“We should not ignore such threat,” he said in an interview with newsmen in Minna.
The community leader advised all agencies to provide water tight security, to pre-empt and deal with any security threat to the corporate existence of Nigeria.
“I have being in Bosso for the last 45 years. Where do you want me to go after spending my entire life here?
“Security agencies should map out a comprehensive security network to ensure the safety of all Nigerians wherever they stay.”
Babatunde backed the stance taken by the Federal Government and governors in the North, to track down and prosecute those involved in issuing the ultimatum.
“Our royal fathers and stakeholders should reach out to youth associations to desist from any act capable of bringing confusion in the polity, ” he said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/igbo-quit-notice-ive-bosso-45yrs-go-yoruba-community-leader/
Don't this guys living in the north have a home town or even home state?
Go back home biko...
WebmastersRe: Chinese Version Of Twitter "Weibo" Has More Traffic Than The Original Twitter So by KissCODE(m): 7:31am On May 24, 2017
It is possible going by Chinese population
PoliticsRe: Fatima Khadijah Bashir Wears Deola Sagoe N500k-n1.5m Komole Iro And Buba by KissCODE(m): 11:01am On May 16, 2017
Missmossy:
Fine girl cheesy
come oh... What is your hand doing there? eh!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorist 'Pepper' Arrested By Soldiers. Photos by KissCODE(m): 10:57am On May 16, 2017
CastedDude:
On Sunday 14th May 2017, troops of 233 Battalion, 27 Task Force Brigade, Nigerian Army, stationed at Forward Operation Base Potiskum in conjunction with vigilantes, arrested a suspected notorious Boko Haram terrorist, Abubakar Adamu, aged 35 years, popularly called "Pepper" around New Prison area, Potiskum, Potiskum Local Government Area (LGA) of Yobe State.

Preliminary investigation shows that the suspected terrorist hailed from Yerimara village, Potiskum LGA and that he has participated in carrying out attacks and other terrorists activities in the north east. Investigation is still ongoing.

In a related development, combined troops of 231 and 331 Battalions foiled an armed robbery attempt at Chanchara village, Shani LGA. They recovered an AK-47 Rifle, Machetes and ammunition.

Brigadier General Sani Kukasheka Usman
Director Army Public Relations

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/35-year-old-notorious-boko-haram.html
Lies from a bad government. You swapped 82 chiboks girls or mamas with boko haram commander and you are still arresting boko harm commander... shocked shocked shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Wows In Racy Beachwear (Photos) by KissCODE(m): 11:39am On Mar 29, 2017
tossedbae:
Rubbish
Absolute rubbish...
but seun and mynd44 love breast and snake too much... any post with breast must make front page... RUBBISH
FamilyRe: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by KissCODE(m): 11:36am On Mar 29, 2017
MIB1:
My fiancee confided in me two days ago that she had an incest relationship with her cousin yrs back. She said she told me cos she loves me and wouldn't want to hide anything from me. I love her too and still want to marry her but I am devastated by the news

She said she has fasted and asked God for forgiveness.

I have prayed on her behalf too severally,

I am supposed to come to Nigeria for our wedding next month . pls help nairalanders. I feel so pained . I need wise counsel .
You be mumu... I am sorry to say this or call you this names... What rubbish?
Tell us how many times you have had sex with some of your beautiful cousins in your imagination. Or you think that is not incestuous? gerrrraaaaaat aaaaaarrrrrraaaat heerrrreeee biko...
EducationRe: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by KissCODE(m): 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2017
colik:
Lots of 'em. undecided
I love you dear for that...
EducationRe: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by KissCODE(m): 7:36am On Mar 28, 2017
colik:
cry
any lessons?
RomanceRe: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by KissCODE(m): 4:00am On Mar 25, 2017
jonaifame22:
Food spot, canteen, mr biggs,I ndomie and egg spot

Chai I pity any guy who will subject to the spirit of lust when he see a gal at any of these places, cos she will hear the voice of his wallet more than his vocal chords.


At the end of the day she'll give u her number and when u call she won't pick, she'll say " if I pick it now he'll say I like him cos he bought me food.hence multiplying ur sorrows and earning u a slot in the friendzone avenue .
what of mortuary or at grave yard?
EducationRe: Teacher Assaults SS2 Student In Imo After Pestering Her For Sex (Photos) by KissCODE(m): 3:53am On Mar 25, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
An allegation has been made by an SS2 student of Ubomiri Girls' Secondary School, Miss Victoria by name, who was beaten by a Teaching Practice student from Alvan Ikeokwu Federal College of Education, Owerri, Imo State. According to reports, the teacher in question has been disturbing and pestering the girl for sex before committing the act.


Read below what was shared by Uzuegbu Prosper on Facebook;

WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE POOR GIRL....?

I am particularly and pathetically troubled and perturbed about the way and manner some people can be deliberately dreaded and cruel. Just for nothing. This is a story of a SS2 student of Ubomiri Girls' Secondary School, Miss Victoria by name, who was ruthlessly and wickedly planked by a Teaching Practice student from Alvan Ikeokwu Federal College of Education, Owerri, Imo State.

According to this extremely pained student, she lamented how this young man had been disturbing and pestering her life for a long time ago since he was posted in the aforementioned school. He got the rare opportunity and committed this height of cruelty, when these students were writing their 2nd term exam, yesterday, 23rd March, 2017.

I was reliably informed that they (students) were busy writing exam having given a short time near to school dismissal. They were not satisfied with what they have put in paper. Particularly, he got to her and started dragging the answer sheet, and bantering words with the student. This is morally and socially unacceptable and condemnable.

"He has been disturbing and threatening me to be his lover, of which I wouldn't like to, owing to the fact that, I'm still a training child and student. I am extremely pained. I am emotionally and psychologically traumatized over this wickedness exhibited by someone who supposed to be my teacher, now turned to my tormentor", she bitterly complained.


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/teacher-allegedly-brutalizes-ss2.html
what is the name of this so called teacher? eeeeeem this SS2 girl used this very words in the bold portion... na wah oh!!! I smell fish joor
CrimeRe: RCCG Woman Rescued From Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon Reveals Her Problems. Photos by KissCODE(m): 3:02am On Mar 25, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html
If she wanted to commit suicide... She wont have been pulling out her shoes... What prevented her to jump in with her shoes? Why was she trying to adjust her head tie? If our police are intelligent the will know this woman is only trying to rouse public sympathy and get people contribute money for her especially her fellow redeemed church members.
Abegiii

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