₦airaland Forum

wristwatch:
In recent time, the rate of sudden break up in relationships is quite alarming due to intolerable attributes which can make lover boys dump them in a wink without thinking twice.

However, many that are dumped by the reason of these habits will start running from Churches to Mosques, Pastors to Alfas, Herbalists to Guru Maraji the moment that innocent dude who has promised them marriage call it a quit

Now let's analyze these shameful habits

1. Untidiness, Laziness, And Looking Unkempt

It's very evident that some ladies can soak their towels, underwear and clothes for days without worrying about the smell emanating from it.

However, many of them only manage to tidy up and arrange their rooms properly especially when they are expecting male visitor but when you see these same ladies on the streets or mobile network, they look better than Beyonce on social network. I trust the larger percentage of guys can only tolerate that.

2. Begging For Money And Recharge Card

The notion that men are made to provide for them turned many ladies into developing gold digging habits. Some beg for recharge card, mobile phones and all sort of perishable parameters from every Tom, Dick and Harry. When the boyfriends cannot cope with that disgusting habit and dump them, they will keep saying most men don't appreciate good ladies.

3. Double Dating

There's only a slight difference between some so called girlfriend and prostitutes. However, many of them are so covetous that they keep many species of guys for financial assistance despite the fact that the innocent dude is everything his best to ensure she's satisfied yet still keeps many magas under the cloak of not keeping all her eggs in one basket.


4. Lack of Vision, Goal and Objectives In Life


An average Nigerian lady wants to get married to a man living in a mansion with so many cars and maids but the question is, what will be her own contribution?

Many of them are so dumb that If you give them a million naira, the next thing they think of is fixing of eyes lashes, Brazilian hair which costs about N120,000, buy bleaching and toning cream which costs about N 20,000 or more, buying of Iphone6: N180,000 so as to make other ladies see them as fashionable ladies, Instead of investing into something that will add value to their resume and personal lif
5. Low Sense Of Reasoning

[i]Some ladies are so dumb that they can barely give meaningful contribution to practical issues. All they think of is how to get married and place financial burden on their husbands.


6. Bad cooks

Some ladies are bad cook but the most annoying thing is that they are not ready to learn. Helping their mothers in the kitchen is a difficult task for them. They can't prepare common noodles let alone eba. This is a turn off for many guys.

wa sere

mentorandfriend:
I hate to say this, but I personally have an aversion for guys who stalk a lady; for what na?

I once had a course mate who was stalking a particular girl that won our faculty beauty peagentry. Somehow, he got her number, and would call her times without count to plead with her ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance.

His foolishness came to a crescendo one night, around 7pm when I saw him kneeling to plead with this girl ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance. I was the only one that saw this. I closed my mouth and didnt tell on him, but I vowed that day that I would avoid the mofo forever before he infects me with his foolishness. Why will I stalk a girl? Who the hell is she?

dats was way too much, in fact dats guy gbekulemus#

djeezy:
I like my land in a strategic location.

. Lols [color=#000099][/color]

It is well oh

obum88:
I guess by nw all the seeds that will form doctors, lawyers, engineers, professors have been wasted. The ones remaining are for alaye, agbero, bus conductor, maruwa drivers. Continue, soon it will be reduced to almajiris and armed robbers.

Lols i agree with my brother

[quote author=Rose2014 post=31421j498]Quoted for future reference
Op thanks a lot[/quote]kkkjj

Tobilastik:
but does this stop me from cheating them by downloading 40gb files for just N100

mtcheew

oga abeg show me d way

Chi59:
Lord, have mercy!

real mercy gidi gan nii ooo

laykorn:
Why didn't anyone report him to the authorities
Ayamlaykorn

nt aware of d tricks d motherfucker guy was playing, cos we were very little jss 1 student we just tot he didnt wants us 2 hide sumfin in d front pocket, pple are just hrtless nt even finking of d future or even dere 2morrow

Rem den 2 in my sec days, girls dats has breast were abused by our den bussiness teacher of j1, he will call u nd asked wats is in ur breast pocket, u says nothing, he will reply lets me see, den dips his hands in ur pocket uses d pocket d medium 2 reach 4 ur breast nd press it.... Untill he is satify. He will den says truely dere is nufin dey omase oooo

Abused @ 8, by d son of d person i was staying with, reported 2 d mum who says nothing dan 2 keep queit abt it,nd adding dats her son is old enough 2 get sumone impregnanted, imagine ooo.... Relations cant even be trusted @ all, even uncles, dnt allow ur child sit on dere laps be careful

Misogynist2014:
She's a minor is a case on its own. It might just be that the girl gave greenlight to the innocent man, who must have been sex starved but the pain of him inserting his horsepower made her scream. Rape cannot be proved!

"make una hear mum.... " abi are u one of dem? Imagine a seven years old girl u say gave green light, even don she dey naked sef, wetin be d green light wey dey dere? No breast even though she get "koko oyan" no yash nufin nufin so wat is greenlighting abt dats? Nd rem d op said he sent 4 d girl so he could send her 2 get ogoro imagine so wats else is dere 2 debate abt? Parent we shld be careful especially in dis society we leave alots is going on sir nd mas hum trust no one biko cause we tend 2 respect pple 2 much. D man had an evil plan whereas d little innocent girl was trying 2 be respectful nd obedient little did she knw. Sorry 2 insult u which i knew i did thank u

alexdellafonte:
Pathetic. If someone should try this on my daughter I go amputate his di*k.

God 4bids its wont happens 2 u alex, let look @ it 4rm dis angle, as a man, u wanted 2 date dis girl later in life nd even probably get married 2 her, nd u read dis article or she told u her past life of dis, hw will u fell, on another part dis girl is way 2 small, dere is d highest tendency of pyscological problem, only dis single act is enough 2 disrupt her destiny, hw will she grow up well in dat neigbouringhood again, u see pple pointing @ her 2 show dere children" ewooo dats is d girl 85yrs old man climb" such persons are maimed 4 life its a mark dats cant be cleaned unless wit d timely intervention of God... My opion:::: 2 kill d man or jail him is nt d next think 4 nw, bt 2 get d girl a better nd comfortable life free of hassles nd criticism . Thank u

Tinubu:
Aborted baby placenta

That's the major ingredient of most expensive female hair and skin enhancers...


Weed....

This is also abundantly present in many female hair products...

Talk about 'hair smoking weed, and getting high'

And the condom story is also very true

naso we see am oo ladies beware its better u use natural ingredent on ur body nd hair especially dose using whitening skin if u gt 2 knw d stuffs dey use 4 u, u go fear fear tank God 4 natural hair nd tank God 4 natural skin black is beautiful

kennygee:
How many Guys can Boast of this in our generation?

All the virgin guys, oya, How many years of Virginity do you have to pour in a woman?

guys answer oo we dey wait!!! Ooo

FunnyPikincom:
You Likey ? Can You Carryey for 9 Monthey in your stomachey
Na Mouthey You Gettey, Go and Marryey

shey una get one beef b4?

I remember my own ordeal wit my dad when in jss 3,actually he was a single parent my mum left d 2 of us, 2girls!!!!!, since den omo see my dad see me d last dora see wahala!!!! Ooo,
i was restricted in everyfin, d tyme i goes 2 sch nd d tyme i must nd always comes bk 4rm sch, infact he enrolled us in after sch lessons i goes 2 sch by 7am nd comes 7pm... Nd still go do home wrk oo nd others ouse chores, just because make i no see boy.


On dis fateful day my dads uncle comes around need sum change, so he gave me his atm card 2 go get some cash 4 im.

On my way naso one foolish classmate of mine stopped me, boy oo 4 dat matter, he volunteer 2 follow me, so as we were going he den start 2 say fins like he loved me nd he would want us going out as bfy nd gfy. 4 d first tyme in my life hearing it 4rm a guy i jumped @ d oppurtunity by dis tyme we where near 2 ouses away 4rm mine. He den plead wit me 2 kiss im, i refuse remembering my dads warning!!!!

"Neva allow a guy touch u or u get pregnanat Nd die!!!!"

Still on d matter when i hrd my name naso d boy run commot me raise my eyes con see my papa, trust me i die!!! Before i die!!! Nd den on my periods still suffering d cramps my father beat black nd blue out of me !!!!! I stool down 4 8hrs ..

Omg,you are 1oo percent right.let me add mine

i remember as a pre teen one boy in jss 3 sent a love letter to me.there was no phone or social networks then and he put the letter in one colourful enveloped,perfumed it and sent it througj a juniour in jss1.when i read the letter he sent to me ' you are the love of my life,i cant sleep without thinking of you,you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and other bull sh1t like that,i was so happy i kept the letter so closely and when i got home my mom asked me to remove my school uniform and go and spread it on the railings.meanwhile the letter was inside my school uniform and i forgot it was there and so the letter fell off my pocket while she was washing clothes,of course she saw the wind blowing it off and she said shewa go and bring that paper ( in my mind i was like moku o) i said it is just rough paper and she said abi ori awon ale baba e daru ni,i said go and brinmg that paper that flew off from your pocket.if that paper should go i will kill you today.

Anyway i chased the letter and gave her.she read it out and stood up to adjust her wrapper again.she said ha shewa otiku leni.ti awon ota e mati baje. i was already vibrating.she said so because you are already growing breast,you want to bring pregnancy into this house abi.she started beating and biting me.she said dont you know if a boy start sending letters to you he will touch you and if he touches you,you will get pregnant.it is today i will kill you.so you have started following boys you want to waste my money abi

the woman beat me like tomorrow no dey.when my dad came back from work she showed him,my dad said so you want to get pregnant abi.otirinrinkurin,oya kneel down since then,they changed my school to all girls school
today when i remember,i laugh at my self

lols mine was even worstest gonna tell u guys soon!!!

Klare:
1 2 3 6 nd 7

wahalahi if u sleep dis position nd u no wear clothe con open tot 4 fan u go dream heaven

1 2 3 6 nd 7

# hastag oo

Ichel:
You must be schooling in Pakistan for you not to know him.

or france? Lols

Na 2day? Even 50naira note

paulsir:
programmers,their social life is zero.always thinking like a mad person.They can take you to an eatery and forget you are @ their front.

lols i cant lagh oo like seriously?

changes1:
Some of my foolish reasons :-

The raw meat is bought in the morning, it takes time to chop the neat to pieces before its being roasted/fried.

roasting the meat in the day time when there's sun will make the ab0ki to be more hostile cos of heat.


you the customer will notice easily in the day time that the ab0ki is dirty because he hasn't had the chance to bath after buying, dicing and roasting the meat.

ab0ki doesn't want you to notice that some of the meat is from dead chickens or vultures..

you the customer won't patronize him in the day time cos you'll be at work making money you'll use in buying the suya in the evening.

He gets more patronage in the evenings from fathers who want to buy suya for their wives and children at home (papa oyoyo things),

evening is the best time to drink beer after the day's stress.. And beer accompanied with suya dey make sense..


some men/guys use the suya to woo girls wey to like night waka.....

.....to be continued make I buy my own suya

lols u no serious, so funny oo

spillyboy14:
1. Sleeping in Church no good. we gree. But OP, those your stories no tally at all. The bible verses too no rhyme.

2. How I no go sleep for church where the preacher dey extra boring? For Instance "no beef intended just sayin ma opinion" When I had no option but to follow my uncle which I was squatting with to Deeper Life, The live sermon by Kumuyi was always extra boring.
That man preaches like he is reading a novel. I gats sleep off.

Wait hold on. Before I go.

This France guy, "we dont sleep in france, we dont know him in france, we dont bla bla bla in france........and so on". Has anyone told you those lines of yours are very wack? If you are trying to create a label for your self? You need to upgrade.

I pray for wisdom upon you.


Out..

amen oo i even dey fink sey na only me dey see im, no be im fault nw when nairaland rules says u must always try 2 comment on every front page wetin d guy go do nw

3pleo:
Nah! I am never stay there

k oo if u say so

3pleo:
See as the place dey like Awo hall

werey am sure u are one of dose guys dats do aro 4 student passing in between d hall

Haaa awa omode insin yin!!, We pikin of nw adays, hum hum hum, 2 my own best knowlegde nd according 2 sum instances nd pratice in d bible d rite fin is when ur parent consented to d marriage, like a yoruba adage says; wats an elder sees sitting a young one cane see it standing, especially mothers, dey sees beyoung ur intellect. Well in d case of dere refusal 2 ur choice it depends, in sum strong intances u can go ahead bt u must look 4 ways 2 make ur choice acceptable later nd receive dere blessings make baba God help us sha oo[/color][b][/b][color=#000099]

Haaa awa omode insin yin!!, We pikin of nw adays, hum hum hum, 2 my own best knowlegde nd according 2 sum instances nd pratice in d bible d rite fin is when ur parent consented to d marriage, like a yoruba adage says; wats an elder sees sitting a young one cane see it standing, especially mothers, dey sees beyoung ur intellect. Well in d case of dere refusal 2 ur choice it depends, in sum strong intances u can go ahead bt u must look 4 ways 2 make ur choice acceptable later nd receive dere blessings make baba God help us sha oo