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sulaimon22:
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slayking:
You can start selling UK bale clothing.

Quote me if you need help.

I need help oga

princetom1:
Klare Klare, which phone u collect from Godvilla. Na his mi max? or he don arrange another Xiaomi for u?

Dont even know the guy u are talking abt

princetom1:
Klare Klare, which phone u collect from Godvilla. Na his mi max? or he don arrange another Xiaomi for u?

Dont even know the guy in question

[quote author=GrandMufti post=56214017][/quote]Really dont koba mi ooh

[quote author=GrandMufti post=56214017][/quote]Really dont koba mi ooh

mrmrmister:
Excuse me, did you know that Jerry personally?
I can't see the guy's face so well and I'm trying to figure if it's the Jerry I know.

Its Jeremiah sociology part3

nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!!

5.Rubber bands on my wrist .Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. .I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? "


7. Still licking powdered milk .Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm .Partners in crime

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot .I felt terribly bad the whole of those days .Women!!

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own .She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.

Waawu respect mamm

Goldenheart:
I hope it well utilized

Abi ooooo

TINALETC3:
Pls cn sumone Tel me d name of dat tin Dat use 2 hold somebody's leg, it happens wen u cross ur leg carelessly thereby preventing normal flow of blood in ur leg, Abeg, somebody shud help, I wnt d English name

Pajapaja kill dog kill dog

Gptech:
Hahahahahahahaha, this is really funny oooo, s4?

Uk used

Godvilla:
Lets talk on whatsapp

Ur digit

fibonacci2526:
No go there oo, with your budget what you will get is redmi 4a. Camera is average but not bad.if you want a very good camera,up your budget to 80k.

Thanks will go for my uk used s4 jejely

Godvilla:
Redmi 4

Thanks will go for my uk used s4 jejely

Nice

Life sha niger

daamazing:
It's just one. He repainted it

Chai!!!!!!! Nairalanders wont kill me

Rip to the dead

Hum

Godvilla:
Xiaomi MI Max Prime 4GB/128GB for sale. Contact me via whatsapp 0.8.1.6.4.4.6.0.7.0.7

How much

I want to buy xiaomi phone, budget is 35-40k please suggest for me i like good camera

Hummmmmmmmmmm

Nice thing to do

It is well with u dave

Oga why u too dey lie like dis?

fesorman:
this is vry sensitive but its unfortunate some pple ar joking wit it. I once had a girl like dat, it took a bit if tym b4 I realised it was an infection. U both should seek medical attention, u culd as well b infected and not knw. talking from experience

Yes bro, it is either infection or your poron too long sir anyways i advice see a nurse or doctor

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Ifakiland:
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