₦airaland Forum

ransomed:
::-- Give what belongs to ceaser to ceaser and that of God to God. The students should please, try as much as possible to comply so as to avoid sad story of Seven human heads accompanying the late king to meet his ancestors. Stay indoor pleaaaaase! Thanks.

IdJack:
No wetin you touch ooo and which side.

IYANGBALI:
I love bweast. God bless all those with big bweasts

YerYer:
Wow that's a bit harsh. A 7yr old boy doesn't really understand sex, perhaps he was just being curious and wondering why that girl doesn't have a penis like he does. According to the famous psychologist Sigmund Freud, little girls generally wonder why they don't have a pen*is like boys this is known as "pen*is envy". Freud proposed that girls think they once had a pe*nis which was cut off by their parents. Perhaps this boy's thought process is reversed, but no matter what, he doesn't deserve being stabbed and left to bleed to death.

This woman is wicked.

Kingblingz:
My boo be buying me Boxers nd Singlet as if na car wash I wan open wey I go wear dem work! Smh

moshoodn:
Klare, hope you have done the needful.... If not do it fast.

Thanks, realnaijaboy....

Please next time, Klare, try using your Bank's ATM.

realnaijaboy:
Yes, Klare. You will MOST DEFINITELY get a positive response.

realnaijaboy:
Hello Klare,

Kindly send an email with your details including account number and the branch where this happened to cfc@ubagroup.com.

Use "Complaint from Klare" as your subject.

We do apologize for this experience and we look forward to receiving your email.
Thank you.




Am i assured of a favourable reply? I will be gratefil thanks

MrMann1:
Always try to use ur banks' ATM for transaction, so that the reversal will be faster. Normally, within 24hrs, ur money is supposed to be reverted back into ur acct. Make sure you disturb them at the bank where the issue occurred. Goodluck.

PerfectFortune:
You need to re-lodge the complaint prefarably at your branch (where ur account is domicile) or another branch where you may be lucky to meet a more professional customer service officer.

If the above doesn't yield a desired result, drop ur "buttie" cover, put on a Mushin or Ajegunle attitude; shout on top of your voice such that almost everyone in the hall would notice with a thought of "who is this mad/fraustrated fellow?".

Then, I bet your worries would be over in less than an hour and you will smile home with your formerly seemingly traped cash in your hands thinking "Una father; you no know sey I get craze pass"

Fairgodwin:
Me abi? I go deal with you, personally.

ItsAnderson:

Told her I wouldnt wanna have sex again until I Got
married (which will be, at most, three years from
now), and the next day she sent me a text message
ending the two year relationship. I'm now caught
between a cliff and a high wall. She never told me
why. I just hope it's not because of the sex issue.
Honestly, I feel used because she was my first and
only. I Am 24 and almost through with my bachelors
but I've never found sex that appealing. We've dated
for more than two years but had sex a total six times.
I now feel horrible. I am not very religious but I just
feel like sex before marriage is just wrong. But I dont
think I am willing to let her go either.

Fairgodwin:
How possible? I guess this is only meant for the ladies, because most guys forget the lady that deflower them. Sometimes they are just so all about the sex that they don't even attach much feelings whatsoever to it.
And on the other hand, some ladies were deflowered through rape, and as a result do not feel any 'special thing' for the guy other than hate, resentment and the likes. But in respect to your topic (on the sweet side), yes, they hardly forget, even if they never loved the said guy. They just still remember him, not necessarily because he was a sweet guy or they love him, or even [that] the sex was sweet, but simply because it was their 'first sex' experience and so, they always remember.
..
But as for some of us who are still [male] virgins, we don't have much experience to share yet and we don't have any girl not to forget yet.

Dyt:
Preggy made tiwa so decent
And where's waje?

libertyfather:
She no wear pant go market?..abi she put that off on the road too...abeg before you quote me, I just dey ask question ni ooo

wristwatch:
In recent time, the rate of sudden break up in relationships is quite alarming due to intolerable attributes which can make lover boys dump them in a wink without thinking twice.

However, many that are dumped by the reason of these habits will start running from Churches to Mosques, Pastors to Alfas, Herbalists to Guru Maraji the moment that innocent dude who has promised them marriage call it a quit

Now let's analyze these shameful habits

1. Untidiness, Laziness, And Looking Unkempt

It's very evident that some ladies can soak their towels, underwear and clothes for days without worrying about the smell emanating from it.

However, many of them only manage to tidy up and arrange their rooms properly especially when they are expecting male visitor but when you see these same ladies on the streets or mobile network, they look better than Beyonce on social network. I trust the larger percentage of guys can only tolerate that.

2. Begging For Money And Recharge Card

The notion that men are made to provide for them turned many ladies into developing gold digging habits. Some beg for recharge card, mobile phones and all sort of perishable parameters from every Tom, Dick and Harry. When the boyfriends cannot cope with that disgusting habit and dump them, they will keep saying most men don't appreciate good ladies.

3. Double Dating

There's only a slight difference between some so called girlfriend and prostitutes. However, many of them are so covetous that they keep many species of guys for financial assistance despite the fact that the innocent dude is everything his best to ensure she's satisfied yet still keeps many magas under the cloak of not keeping all her eggs in one basket.


4. Lack of Vision, Goal and Objectives In Life


An average Nigerian lady wants to get married to a man living in a mansion with so many cars and maids but the question is, what will be her own contribution?

Many of them are so dumb that If you give them a million naira, the next thing they think of is fixing of eyes lashes, Brazilian hair which costs about N120,000, buy bleaching and toning cream which costs about N 20,000 or more, buying of Iphone6: N180,000 so as to make other ladies see them as fashionable ladies, Instead of investing into something that will add value to their resume and personal lif
5. Low Sense Of Reasoning

[i]Some ladies are so dumb that they can barely give meaningful contribution to practical issues. All they think of is how to get married and place financial burden on their husbands.


6. Bad cooks

Some ladies are bad cook but the most annoying thing is that they are not ready to learn. Helping their mothers in the kitchen is a difficult task for them. They can't prepare common noodles let alone eba. This is a turn off for many guys.

mentorandfriend:
I hate to say this, but I personally have an aversion for guys who stalk a lady; for what na?

I once had a course mate who was stalking a particular girl that won our faculty beauty peagentry. Somehow, he got her number, and would call her times without count to plead with her ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance.

His foolishness came to a crescendo one night, around 7pm when I saw him kneeling to plead with this girl ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance. I was the only one that saw this. I closed my mouth and didnt tell on him, but I vowed that day that I would avoid the mofo forever before he infects me with his foolishness. Why will I stalk a girl? Who the hell is she?