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Humm God will help nigeria as a whole

Kunleskey:
U beta run 4 your.life when u still get d chance now..b4 it's 2 late

kunleskey hw far i won loose tommy weight ooo oo add me up on whatsapp 08103218436

I missed u guys, hw una dey oo

Myles Munroe is dead!!!!!!


He diead in a plane crash, he and his wife RUTH nd 9 others in his church in BARNABAS,when they are preparing for an internation forum.

So painful we love you sir, but God loves you more....
Lets pray thats the lord upholds and keep his church ...
Thats the lord will gives his family d fortitude to bear this.

He has impacted my life and so many others.
Can't still believe this more report to come on this....


R.I.P

Ipledge:
Do u fall in the same category with my ex-gf

lols y u wan know? Is meant for my nkem to know

Hanasbay:
Stop giving ur self hope say we are bad kisser ...... But mehn the last two girls I kissed...... O boi ye I wan die ...... I wish Mintol was @ hand or some nice to chew together ...... are you not finking what am finking ......


All the same to learn how to kiss just doesn't start one day it takes practice and research to do so .... #amout

yea i agree

Exjoker:
Bro how did you arrive to your conclusion? Did you try kissing most of Nigeria girls to find out or

ehn ehn oo help me ask am oo

3cycle:
Bujinua

nd fried pig blood in seyi laws voice!!!! Haa eje elede ninu awe

Ipledge:
Chai,u never meet some girls,my ex can kiss eternity out of someone

God bless u my brother

ggrin:
guys with big lips tho if care is not takn,they swallow ya head


Naija girls are bad kisser ___ false
Naija guys are bad kisser___ true>

i agree wit u my sweet naso dem go gather mouth dey abuse nija babes as dem naija guys no get dem own

Hummmmmmmmm hum

MizMyColi:
Here
https://www.nairaland.com/1967430/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest

See you around.

y did i wanna see me dere?

MizMyColi:
Cool

Have you heard of Miss NL contest?

nope

MizMyColi:
No, that name doesn't cut it for me I like "Nkem"

dats wats i call my bobo, nkem means he is for me alone my own

mascot87:
See her mouth yanyanyan
Na people like u go cook 3 times a day for ur bf when u visit him.You go even dey kneel down dey give him d food self, you come dey make mouth for here.Abegi go sleep it's getting late

werey oo shey u dey vex nii ooo?

Guy hum u beta grow ooo ooo hum love is blind oo shine shine ur eyes oo

drlawizle:
Abuse in Holy Ghost ke? Better be careful, no go chop Holy Slap from Holy Ghost oh....I sure say nah Terry G be your own man of god..

u no serious lols

drlawizle:
Youve started smoking weed abi? Cos everything your saying shows how high you are...

u beta stay clear b4 i abuse u in d holy gohst hum!!!!!!!

drlawizle:
So which are you among the three?

i am an heavenly being a queen on d face of dis earth kuwanu u no see d face ..... I am d sailt of d earth creat to preserve lifes

drlawizle:
Gosh! Weyrey? Its either your a guy pretending to be a girl or you be wafi girl or your plain crazy!

lols go away joor

drlawizle:
Me I no dey gash oh...I be correct burty wey no dey do dat kind of thing...shey I fit cast my stone

werey u no serious

drlawizle:
I trust you...you go dey scatter d place with atomic bomb..farty bumbum!

naso oo tank u make he who no dey gash first cast a stone

fairheven:
Due to your honesty,you are hereby forgiven and delivered from the roots and immediate causes of fat..every fat in you is turned to Figur8..check weight tomorrow an come back with your thanksgiven offering cheers!

rofl lols pastor pagolo

jboy73:
Girls get pot belly because they don't like to FART/GASH this unreleased fart stores in the stomach which in turn prostate the stomach cells and cause POT STOMACH

lols who tell u as i dey soooo hmmmmm make i keep quite

EroticAngelina:
Coz guys pack too much sperm in them which goes and stays in the belly!! guys are now transferrin their pot belly disease to us! God have mercy

lols to me its lack of exercise nt sperm dude ooo shey u wanna say all dis sexy standing figures of actresss dere dont sex? Dey do very much sef

Onlinebizexpert:
I go leave d whole fine gals come follpw strong nyash

lols werey sumbody

adonbilivit:
he has always walked naked...we need serious minded people like seun to do this

lols seun hope u are taking note ooo look @ d fifu wey no like u @ all ooo, won tie fe ri eee

Tallesty1:
If you are a virgin male...

And you marry a non-virgin female then you don suffer be that............

How?

You won't even know how or where to start to satisfy her............

She will be your teacher. Your ego will be bruised continuously until you learn.

Virginity is the greatest emotional/physical treasure a person can GIVE. But your part, you will give and not receive.

You are going to love her SOOOO
much because she is your first............

But her own don go tey tey.

Issues of ex will pop up every now and then.

It will take you long to get used to the idea that the girl is not as “pure,” “clean” and innocent as you. It will bother you to know that another guy has touched her before you or that she simply has more experience in the bedroom department than you.

She cannot love you completely because all the guys she dated took some part of her with them.

You will need to prove to her that you are not an azzhole like all the guys she dated.

No matter how good you are to her.

There is this one guy that she will never 4get.

If you are virgin male then adopt Yerima's style when you wanna marry.

u dis small chikdren abusing elders i am seeing uu oo wit yd cameras oo chai dere is god oooo

inet15:
Lol,funi u.....I pray xo bcuzz av nt been admission yet cuz ma chances are slim

say wats u want nd have it, so its either u are admitted or u are admitted

hausadreturn:
hope he/she has got biology in O'level....no biology means he/she will be forced out of d dept & taken to another.

i get dearie

[quote author=inet15 post=26922830][/quote]ur already dere nmy love cause i gas to have someone to come greet nd eat her food stuffs