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Built2last:
THE JUDGES' ABDUCTION AND THE PUERILE LIES FROM THE DSS:

Regardless of your political affiliation, if you have any stake in the country called Nigeria, last Friday night's abduction of Judges of the High Court, Appeal Court and Supreme Court by Operatives of the Nigeria Secret Police known as the DSS over allegation of corruption should give every Nigerian a cause for concern.

The barbaric manner the whole operation was conducted suggests that rather than an attempt to cleanse the judiciary of corrupt Judges, it was a clear case of vendetta by the Muhammadu Buhari-led executive arm of the government against another independent arm.

A betting man would bet that this is nothing but a ploy to get back at some judges who have given unfavourable judgements against the APC like in the elections petition cases, the DSS as in the case of Nnamdi Kanu where Justice Ademola ordered the DSS to release the IPOB leader unconditionally and the Executive arm of government in general like the ongoing corruption cases where judges have refused to do Buhari's bidding of jailing suspects even without enough evidence.

Personally, I am not even pained by the actual act of breaking the doors to the houses of sitting Judges and abducting them in the middle of the night as much as I am pained by the moronic, imbecilic, idiotic and puerile defense put up by the DSS as justification for their action.

If the DSS guys had not insulted our intelligence further with that trash they released in the name of press statement to justify their action, I would have just taken this as just another of Mr Buhari's tyranny.

But no, the DSS had to prove they actually think our brains are all in recession by releasing that bundle of badly constructed, terribly packaged puerile lies known as press statement.

Let's look at the so called defense put up by the DSS:

First, they said it was a sting operation, yet, thesame DSS claimed the affected Judges have been previously invited to their offices and questioned.

I am putting it to the DSS that it is either they do not know the meaning of a sting operation or they think we, Nigerians, do not know the meaning.

For avoidance of doubt, a sting operation is a deceptive operation aimed at catching a person in the act of committing a crime. It usually involve a law enforcement officer or a cooperative member of the public posing as a criminal partner or a potential victim to the targeted 'suspect' with a view to encouraging the target to go on with the criminal act so he could be caught in a red-handed position committing the crime.

This method is commonly used by the FBI with recorded audio and video evidence of the said target committing the said crime.

There are two things we need to take out here: One is that it is designed primarily to catch the target in the act of committing the said crime with more than enough audio and video evidence such that even if you were to allow the suspect try himself as the judge, he will have no choice but to convict himself due to the volume of watertight evidence at your disposal.

And two, the targets are never aware that they are even under investigation. If you tip the target off by inviting him for questioning before or in the middle of the sting operation, you will have defeated the purpose of the operation as such a target will now take extra measures to cover his track having known you are now on his trail.

From the above, it can be deduced that it is either the DSS were lying to themselves or they were lying to us. Either way, they were not being honest when they claimed the illegal arrest of the Judges was part of a sting operation and still claimed the judges had been previously invited for questioning in their offices.

Does it not strike anyone as odd that the DSS claimed to have surveilled those judges for months, yet, they ended up raiding the wrong house and beating up an innocent man before realising the warrant they had was for another house??

Also in that press statement, the DSS claimed that the unnamed Portharcourt Judge had $2million in his house even when they clearly stated that the River state governor, Nyesom Wike and his group prevented them (the DSS) from gaining access to the Judge's house and later moved the money.

You are the DSS. You came to Portharcourt to arrest a judge in a Gestapo style at an ungodly hour. The governor being the chief security officer of the state mobilized people and stopped you from carrying out your roguery. You were denied access to the Judge's house. Yet, somehow, you still knew the judge had $2m in his house which was later moved by the governor and "a sister agency" (the police) according to you. This is the 8th wonder of the world!

How did the DSS manage to count the money to know it was $2m since they were prevented from entering the house??

Quite frankly, this would be fantastically funny if it wasn't such a crying shame.

It takes a man whose brain has been in recession from birth to believe these puerile lies from the DSS.

Since the DSS which is statutorily in charge of crimes and actions bothering on national security has become the EFCC responsible for corruption cases, when is the agency moving against President Buhari's chief of staff; Abba Kyari who allegedly collected N500million bribe to help MTN reduce their fine??

When will the DSS conduct another sting operation against the SGF who used 270million just to cut grasses growing around hunger-ravaged malnourished IDPs?? Or has the DSS not heard those cases?

No amount of sophistry will obliterate the fact that the action of the DSS is criminal. You don't invade people's homes in the middle of the night, break their doors as though you were a criminal gang, subject their innocent wives and children to emotional trauma before abducting them only to start bandying around outrageous and mind-blowing figures as the amount you recovered from the criminal operation and expect Nigerians to roll out the drum for you. You cannot break one law to enforce another law.

You cannot knowingly break the law and hope that mentioning earthquakic figures will blind us to your thuggery. It doesn't work that way.

Luckily for me, I don't even have a door. So if they come to abduct me, they won't see any door to break neither will they see any brother to manhandle.

Democracy is all about procedures. There are laid down Procedures in handling cases of corruption cases involving Judges.

The judiciary is an independent arm of govt. As the DSS, you are a branch of the Executive. If you have a case against any judge, you petition the NJC.

It is the NJC that will look into the matter and if it deems your case credible enough, it will retire that judge compulsorily and recommend him/her for prosecution. That is only when you the DSS or the police can institute criminal proceedings against the said Judge.

The biggest tragedy in all of these is hearing some so called youths utter garbage like, "what is a judge doing with $2m in his house?"

Those mentally slow intellectually malnourished simpletons have not seen any $2million ooo. They just heard the DSS say it and that is all.

No proof that any money was even recovered and was actually recovered from those judges. All we have is the word of the DSS and nothing more. Yet, those intellectually kwashiorkored youths are already jumping up and down calling for the heads of those Judges.

These are the same gullible lots who believed 90million pounds was recovered from Diezani Allison Madueke, Billions of naira recovered from a soakaway pit in the house of one service chief, another billions recovered from ex governors in Dubai and yet another billions upon billions of naira recovered from looters but before the eyes of these gullible youths, thesame govt that claimed to have recovered all these monies is now crying that the country is broke.

How gullible can some people be??

This govt knows we have so many gullible youths who would swallow anything hook, line and sinker as long as they hear "corruption" and "billions" or "trillions". So after hearing the condemnation that trailed their action, the DSS quickly went to their coven and came back with their normal line of, "We recovered so so and so billions of naira and millions of dollars in the houses of these judges".

Supposedly well lettered adults want me to believe that learned Justices of the highest court in the land would be so dumb to collect bribe from politicians in hard currencies and still leave those monies in their houses even when they were supposed to know the DSS was on their trail having previously invited them for questioning as claimed by the Agency.

Honestly, some people need to have their certificates withdrawn and the awarding institutions sanctioned.

While you are celebrating this idiocy, just pause and ask yourself: If Justices of the Supreme Court can be humiliated in this manner by the DSS just on mere suspicion, what kind of treatment do you think you, an ordinary man will get from thesame DSS??

Just so we are clear, no one is saying there is no corruption in the judiciary or that corrupt judges should not be prosecuted. All I am saying is that this particular operation by the DSS doesn't seem like an operation against corrupt Judges.

The Buhari administration should stop trying to fool us with the sham that is the anti-graft war. When this government wants to fight corruption, we will know. For now, I have enormous reasons to believe justifiably that this government is still aiding and abetting corruption by friends, families and close associates of president Buhari.

Who released ex-governor Timipre Sylva's 148 houses to him after withdrawing all corruption cases against him simply because he donated generously to Buhari's Presidential campaign?? Who defended General Buratai after SaharaReporters exposed his Dubai properties??

Who aided and abetted stint illegal recruitments into CBN, FIRS etc?? Who is protecting Justice Okon Abang??

C'mmon, we are no fools! When this hurricane that is the Buhari-led APC government wants to fight corruption, we will know. For now, he is doing a great job destroying all the critical institutions upon which Democracy has been built.

Gradually, Buhari is making Tyrants like Idi Amin, Adolf Hitler and others look like saints. Even Stalin's Russia wasn't this bad!!!

The legislature has since been bullied into submission. Now it is the turn of the Judiciary. Perhaps, when he is done destroying the two arms of government that are supposed to checkmate his tyranny, he will now proceed to running the country like a full-blown dictatorship.

I have said it before and it bears repeating now, the glory of democracy is fading away with the unpopular policies of Muhammadu Buhari as the President of Nigeria. People are dying of sufferings and miseries, and God Almighty would judge you and I for continue to pretend about the pains Nigerians are cruelly undergoing.

Argue all you want, lie to yourself if it makes you feel better, call me prophet of doom if that will help cure the economic recession just like your mental recession, but the truth remains that, this country will never survive Buhari's 4 year tenure if we continue on the part of self-destruct by refusing to insist on quality Democratic Tenets and Dividends and speaking truth to our government.

This is less than 2years of this administration but all we have achieved is sinking sands of Recession.

Ask yourself, if it is this bad when we have not even reached half of his 4 year term, how will it be by the time we get to 2019?

Perhaps by the end of Buhari's 4 year term in 2019, if we all don't die of hunger before then, we might be too weak trying to afford one 'unsquare' meal a day that we won't even have the strength to ask Buhari to respect our laws.

May God Almighty continue to Bless Nigeria and may Buhari take corrections so that we can succeed as a Nation.

Patriotism is the act of voting in a Government and helping it to succeed by holding it accountable for the Security and Welfare of the State; that is what I am purposed to serve. May Buhari Succeed Rightfully.

Wow! All I can say is that I am wowed by your vetuperations. You have posited well. I wish the youths will see the truth. Check this Chibok stories. The lies and gimmicks bedeviling the regime surprises the devil . If he is often adjudged to be the father of lies and evil manipulations and same is being thought how to lie by this regime, your guess is as good as mine.

I love to learn from you. Keep it up , we will get there some day.

On a final note, it's shocking, outrageous and incredible to see a fine write up as this get only 9likes. I wonder where the reasoning part of today's youthmen has gone to.

Just wondering how a military helicopter can take 21 girls at a go . Story does not add up.

kenny987:
A serving judge can be arrested following laud down procedures which is a petition against him to the NJC, subsequent investigation and then recommendation by the NJC for d suspension, sack or prosecution of the erring judge.

The principle of separation of powers makes provides that each of the three arms of government have self regulatory mechanisms as d first port of call before any possible arrest and open trial may be instituted. It is that separation of powers and inherent immunity from intimidation by others as prescribed by the rule of law that allows for successful checks and balances. If judges are subject to these gestapo attacks in the dead of night how do u guarantee their independence and impartiality and neutrality?

Even if d DSS and EFCC uncover possible and credible evidence of bribery, the proper thing is to file a petition and furnish the NJC with the evidence as well as procure warrants of arrest or search n seizure after the NJC may have found such judges wanting before entering into their private residences to effect arrests. That is how a democracy works!

Now go and read up on the recently sacked CJ of Enugu and other judges and don't make me waste my time schooling u on d basics of government again! I don't suffer fools gladly so if u have a problem comprehending the basic tenets of democracy, get an education or keep shut so that u don't run the risk of confirming suspected ignorance.

I salute your postulation my dear friend. Nigerians don't seem to see the danger this posits for our judiciary and the common man. What happened to separation of powers and internal disciplinary mechanisms. And the rationale behind the creation of the NJC? If we don't watch it , soon lose (law) enforcement agencies will invade a sitting court to arrest a judge. Watch it very soon it will happen and some educated illiterates will applaud same.

HungerBAD:
Very interesting.

The DSS will not move against these Judge's,if there are no proof of them collecting bribes.

These are Judges,and not ordinary Nigerians. So for the Security men to publicly move against them this way,would show they have gathered tangible evidences.

The Judiciary is the most protected Arm of any Government,and I hope to God the DSS are sure of what they are doing.

If these Judges have been compromised,then the National Judicial Council should not only Debar them,but they should be jailed for a long time for bringing the legal system to a disrepute.

I stand with the fight against corrupt Judges.

--Modified-

Just read that Governor Wike,after hearing these two Judges were getting picked up,personally drove to another Judge's house in Port-Harcourt and prevented the DSS from picking the Judge up.

-How did Wike know that Judge will be picked by the DSS?

-What made Wike know instinctively that the Government will be interested in that Judge?

-Why would a Governor race in his Pyjamas(heard they brought clothes for him to wear later) to prevent the DSS from picking the Judge,if he has nothing to fear?

Summary.

I think the Judiciary has a very corrupt cabal,that sells Judgement to the highest bidder,and the DSS just rounded all of them up this night.

If it is proven that Wike,just like others influenced this Judge's with bribes to retain the Governorship seat,then his matter will be revisited by the law.

And I think that is why he ran nearly naked,to the judge house to prevent the DSS from taking him away.

Just hear your self. So what happened to formally lodging a complaint with the NJC who has the sole duty of disciplining errant and corrupt judicial officers. Okay you have arrested them what's next? Detain them beyond the constitutional time limit or charge them before a brother judge when you have not followed due process?

My dear have you ever heard of the legal maxim that" he who wants equity must do equity"?.

Perhaps when they are arraigned and a brother judge dismisses the charge , you will also pray the learned brother be arrested and arraigned for taking or partaking in the bounty. When Will it stop. Look beyond your noise when postulating. So you don't look completely bias. I rise.

A contingent of officers from the Department of State Security (DSS) this evening surrounded the home of two Nigerian federal judges, Nnamdi Dimgba and Adebiyi Ademola. The federal judges currently reside at 32 and 34 Samuel Ogbemudia Cresent in the Apo Legislative Quarters of Abuja.

The invading officers arrived and surrounded Justice Dimgba’s home around 9PM Nigerian time, according to sources speaking to our reporter. Shortly after the siege, neighbors of the judge told our reporter that the DSS agents began breaking into his compound with a sledgehammer.

Mr. Dimgba was reportedly not at home at the time of the invasion. However, a source said DSS had been uncomfortable with recent rulings by the judge and because of his vocal criticism of DSS for violating rights of persons detained at its facility.



Another source revealed that they believed Mr. Dimgba was being targeted unfairly by DSS as a form of punishment. On July 22nd, 2016 he berated DSS for not presenting Air Commodore Umar Mohammed to his court for a scheduled hearing.
Earlier today, DSS agents arrested Justice Muazu Pindiga, former Chairman of the Rivers State Governorship petition tribunal, for allegations of bribery and corruption.

More Details later.

http://thenigerialawyer.com/nigerian-secret-police-now-invading-homes-of-federal

To all those supporting this nonsense, receive sense. If you have followed political cum judicial history since the time of the military era, you will realise that some judges have always gone without fear or favour to do what's right and heaven did not fall. E.g . Read some landmark judgement that was delivered against the then military government of the day and they obeyed the court orders.

Questions for those supporting this devilish act of tyranny.
It's said in law "he who wants equity must do equity"
A judge gives an other that Mr xyz be kept in prison custody pending the determination of his bail application, you rendered the order nugatory , only to appear before the same judge asking that your prayers for an interim order be granted. Who does that in a sane society?

The Judiciary has its own disciplinary measures, if you feel the judges have been compromised why not make a formal complaint before the NJC and have them look into the matter and discipline their own? At least we saw what the NJC did last week.

Now if you must arrest a judge, why not invite him and have him come over ?? If we don't watch it, soon lose (law) enforcement officer will invade the courts to arrest a sitting judge.

A word is enough for the wise.

tenifayo1994:
thank u my bro. why must innocent man suffer for some1 else misdeed. who knows wether during those period she decided to venture along this destructive path there were friends that adviced her against it but........ now she want to play the guilt card nd na this kind thread u go c dem female acting all emotional.
if a man is not willing to take responsibility for hos action dont open ur leg for him or atleast use protection, simple

Imagine. You told it's because of that? Have you ever realise that on life something's happen we have no explanation for.If na the abortion, why retired prostitute with countless abortion gets to have kids in marriages and it takes an innocent virgin 6years before kids? And by the way who told you the man is innocent? Do you know the countless aabortions other ladies might have performed for him? Nor be people dey marry retired Olosho, or marry single mum, etc.

Loving someone does not mean they are perfect, it means you can look beyond their imperfections and love.
One thing I have come to realise in life in sometimes when we honestly give our best but things don't work out the way we want it, it's simply because God has seen the future and it's not in our favour. So divine obstacles comes our way to scuttle it.
Thank God you told him now what if it was after the wedding and two years on you are having issues getting a child, you open up and he sends you packing. Would you have preferred it. We all make mistakes and thank God you have asked for forgiveness to God whose creature you terminated and to him who ought to be your pillar. God will send a better one sooner than you think. Just ask God earnestly in prayers and hear from him. Regretting and sadness won't fix it.It's gone .Look at a brighter future and open up on time this time. So he knows the baggage you come.with . May the Spirit of the Lord Comfort you.Amen

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All my fellow christain brethren would agree that at least one or more of these pictorial description has happened to them before.

ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke

If you truely love him, you will help him plan on how to earn more money. For example, if he has a small shop, you will help him but he to manage the small shop and grow it, you may not invest your money, but your time and ideals. In such a way you become an asset to him.He does not have today does not make him broke. You can build him with humility into the kind of man you want.
Quit making unnecessary noise about dating a broke guy.If heat dey he house buy am fan or find a way for him to earn more and make more money.
I am begining to realise my wife is indeed an angel. And that won my heart and today she is reaping her long labour of turning a broke ass nigga as at 2006.into a millionaire. And today she is enjoying the very best of way I have. Build your man, become his most cherished asset and stop these rubbish. Thanks.

Notoriousking:
I'm new in this area and there's this girl I noticed. She'd be about 18 or 19 years. I'm 20. After about 3 months of watching her, I finally summoned the courage to approach her. When I called her, i thought she'd snob me but she stopped and was very nice and polite. While discussing, I asked her how many siblings she had and she said "FIVE BROTHERS" (she is the last born). While I was talking to her (in front of her gate), one of her brothers came out (this guy is very huge) and i greeted him. He answered and passed us. The next day, i was talking about her with my friend in front of a shop and I didn't know that her brother was at my back. This guy gave me a serious warning to stay away from her. I later made enquiries about this girl and i heard that her father is very harsh ( e fit call police for u sef) and she is a no go area. I have been meeting her once in a while and I really like her. She's very nice but I'm scared of her family. All her brothers are my elders. I stand no chance. What do you suggest i do?

Depends on your intentions. If your intentions are legit, you should find a way of introducing her to your mother. Let your parents meet her and they will do the rest.

Meet my wife when I was 21or so and introduced her to my parents years later. They were skeptical at first but I told them which is better ? Keeping numerous girls outside or doing them the honour of introducing the person I Sam dating to them? They saw sense in what I was saying. But mind you I was already in business , had finished Secondary School, my grades were okay and I was making my own money. Today she is my wife . Dated for 9years plus before we finally tied the knot.
Depends again on your intentions and how well you plan your life.

flexs:
who dstv help, still dey rock my metro digital cable i watch epl matches even get mojo channel join wwe channel i have them all.just for 3500 a month.abeg dstv go sleep.

Are they available in Lagos? If yes how do I go about it? Thanks boss.

They are losing customer base faster than a moving car. They are trying by all means to win them back.They are on their own.

[quote author= post=49569161]hi[/quote]Send me that your yam and vegetables recipe. I wan use am re toast my wife and perpectual girlfriend as per dinner toasting later today. I need am ASAP.My change begins from there jare.

Ghana is not in recession.
Their President, John Mahama is addressing the major Congress of the United Nations General Assembly, yet he went with only 20 Delegates.

Nigeria is in recession. Her President, Muhammadu Buhari is not scheduled to deliver a major keynote address at the Assembly. He went with 83 Delegates, 2 of which are members of his family. Again, his Country is in recession.
He recently launched a #ChangeBeginsWithMe Campaign. Here me! When I am sponsored on a trip, tour, seminar or course by my company, I don't go with members of my family, friends or 'trusted associates'. So between me and buhari, who is helping to change Nigeria?
May God save Nigeria!

I thought I was too dark, as my Yoruba friends call me baba dudu. But seeing this, I have hope.#saynototoningorbleaching.

Alack! Nigerians don't read in between the lines.She I'd praying for marriage.She spent her early years pursuing a dream carrier she neglected the main thing..Now she wants a regular but amazing guy for a husband, have a bunch of nerdy kids and be happy. Wishing her the very best. May God answer her prayers speedily. Amen

Some ladies need not ask before their destinies are changed totally or substancially. Even in marriages. If she has good character, good home bringing and can Bleep you right. My dear brothers you will be willing to please her or appreciate her especially when you care so much about her. You will wanna twerk her a bit to suit your taste or look presentable to your friends to boost your ego without her asking.It's just a natural thing.She is being a realist. #Blunt talk.

Before you crucify the supposed husband find out what actually happened. Some women can frustrate and push a man to the extend that he breaks the rule just to show the woman I am still your husband.
Imagine a case were at any slight argument, the woman slaps the man, uses and object on the man simply because the man sworn never to beat her. She takes undue advantage of it. Up to the point of using her pointed high heel shoe to break his head with blood gushing out. The man obviously reacted and beat the living day light out of the woman and inflicted some injuries on her as well. I am not saying that is what happened here, it happened in a case I had knowledge of.

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Tvegas:
Lets be fair, can he achieve all youve listed in 3 years? Yes i said 3 years because the 4th year will be spent campaigning. My view is that no state can achieve much with the current complex federal system. The whole country needs restructuring. Let each region focus on developing their areas and then you'll see healthy competition.

Take Notice; I was not particularly reffering to one state. You will also notice I said it should be a PPP project cos it's a soft or interest free agricultural loan from the agricultural bank that will be used to finance it. So whether or not he is still in office, the project will go on.
While I am in support that there should be restructuring, what should we do before the restructuring eventually happens. Should we be idle?
We don't have to wait till all conditions are perfect after all its not a freebie, it's a long term loan with a simple feasible repayment plan.
E.g : if the entire project will take 300billion naira, the state government should borrow let's say 200 billion towards it and have the agricultural bank finance the remaining 100 billion and also set up measures to ensure the processes are well maintained and monitored while repayment takes place. It's way better than the Youwin or the 5k stipend that has and will gulp nearly 1trillion naira with little or nothing to show for it.
Another approach is this, let them involve the federal government to guarantee the entire process and also provide a counterpart funding for the entire process pending when the restructuring eventually takes place.

Some dream of two terms, why not concentrate during the first tenure and complete it with 2nd tenure?

The major reason why we are not making progress in the country is simple. Lack of focus and sincerity of purpose ,, then of course greed.

I don't care if the governor decides to establish the farm and converts the farm to his personal farm out of greed, for he will still employ labour, sell farm produce in the local market too. This will create jobs as well as reduce import dependency. I rise.

This is not what we want. Kindly establish farm settlement schemes like the late Obafemi Awolowo did, build for a start 500 unit of two bedroom flat apartments, provide farm inputs, plant plantations while you a busy building the houses, so when you are done the plantations are almost ready for harvest.
Also allocate farm lands to settlers a minimum of 20hacters per settles in not in one spot in different locations within the settlement, grade access roads, provide domentaries where they can buy farm inputs, hire tractors, ploughers, arrowers and planters for a start .Involve agricultural banks to give grants for farming and animal husbandry.
Finally cost everything at a low interest rate while giving them a moratorium of 6months to a year to start paying back at a reduced feasible payment plan pending when they start harvesting their farms and plantations allocated to them.
If you do this but at the federal and start level, teeming unemployed youth will return back to the farms and Nigeria will be great again. No these scams you are putting up. If I get something like that, with a minimum of 10years repayment plan, I will gladly quit my job and go back the farm or work part time while farming full time.
Stop fooling us sir. Enough is enough. I rise.

orisa37:
You're watching American bad Politics.

Hmmmm. Now I am afraid for our youthman of this generation. Just wondering how come no sees that this is a satire. Full of metaphors, similies and sarcasm.

There are at least two so-called Hillary Clintons. One is a body double. Both wear adult diapers, which accounts for the shape of their garments, but they are not very subtle about it, so that many YouTube users were able to notice and comment.
She is constantly suffering from seizures, blackouts, falls and collapses. She has unspecified heart trouble.

She has lupus.Also, “there’s special needs there” (Rep. Louie Gohmert’s words, not mine) and the only way to help her is through the power of prayer. (This is probably just one of the many pernicious side effects of taking an extraterrestrial as a lover.)

Every time she puts together a coherent sentence, it is a minor miracle. It requires a team of armor-clad specialists to prop her upright at all times. Picture what Franklin Delano Roosevelt had to do to conceal his polio, then multiply it by a factor of 10.

When you contemplate all of this, it is amazing all that she has accomplished. Just by way of comparison, I came down with a slight cold this weekend and have been prone on the couch ever since beneath a giant mound of tissues. And she has been secretary of state, served in the Senate and run for president twice, all while LITERALLY DYING at every possible moment.

I was willing to cut her some slack. But now, surely as a speaker on the main stage of the Republican National Convention, the question of her Numerous Ailments has moved from the Fringe Conspiracy Zone into the Mainstream Conversation. Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia Friday, a fact she had to admit Sunday after she overheated at a 9/11 commemoration and stumbled on the way to her van, prompting demand for increased transparency about her health.

Not the transparency we have now, though. A better transparency. After all, we have gotten her medical records before — about that blood clot and concussion — and they somehow said nothing about the adult diapers or body doubles. We must not allow the wool to be pulled over our eyes any longer.

Doctors cannot be trusted. Does Donald Trump’s doctor even exist?


No, if we really want to feel at ease about what is going on with Hillary Clinton’s health, as well as about those rumors that her glance can curdle milk, that the cat Socks was her long-term familiar, and that Trump looks the way he does because Clinton once looked at him with the Evil Eye and will not allow his virile member to return to him, there is only one approach to take.

We must test her correctly. She must be placed upon a ducking stool, then weighed against a sack of Bibles, and then we must hear Giles Corey’s testimony against her. We must learn: Does soaking a cake in her urine and feeding it to a dog cause her to cry out in pain? Does her body bear the Devil’s Teat? Does she mutter to herself? Did Abigail see her dance in the glen with the Lord Beelzebub, then fly off into the night with a loud cry?

Then, at last, we can rest assured.

P.S.: Donald Trump should undergo all these procedures, too, or he is definitely a witch. And release his tax returns, while he is at it.

(C) Washington Post


source http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/hillary-clinton-us-election-donald-trump-ill-collapse-faint-pneumonia-a7239736.html?cmpid=facebook-post

They will need a northern man to contain northern votes , he is fearless and smypathic to the plights of the masses and an economic brain that will chair the National Economic Council. So it's a better team.