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PoliticsRe: Yerima Shettima To SE: Politicians Are Responsible For Your Suffering Not Buhari by Klington: 7:42am On Oct 03, 2021
angry
PoliticsRe: Shekh Gumi: Bandits Deserve Respect, Empathy, They Have Children, Families by Klington: 6:13am On Oct 02, 2021
Bandits are providing security for gumi that Nigerian govt can't provide for him and you expect him not to be on their side. huh
CrimeRe: See What A Yahoo Plus Ritualist Placed At A Junction In Delta State. by Klington: 5:19pm On Oct 01, 2021
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 61: Sanwo-Olu Urges Nigerians Not To Lose Hope by Klington: 5:15pm On Oct 01, 2021
Even him doesn't have hope in the dead wood
PoliticsRe: Buhari Blames Middlemen For Hike In Food Prices, Hoading Of Commodities by Klington: 9:33am On Oct 01, 2021
Since independence, Nigeria has never had a govt this clueless, unaware, visionless and irresponsible. Even a layman knows very well that high rate of insecurity is the sole reason behind food scarcity.
PoliticsRe: Court Prohibits FG From Retrying Orji Uzor Kalu by Klington: 11:20am On Sep 29, 2021
richidinho:
Offcouse because he is in Apc now

Akpabio
Fani Kayode
Kalu
Amaechi are all saints now, their cases were all in court courtesy PDP before 2015.


[s]Support PDP for a corrupt free Nigeria
[/s]
PoliticsRe: 2023: Shehu Sani Appeals To Northern, Southern Govs Not To Tear Nigeria Apart by Klington: 3:10pm On Sep 28, 2021
angry
TV/MoviesRe: Meet Gulder Ultimate Search Season 12 Contestants by Klington: 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2021
The best reality TV show to be ever hosted in the sh*tholite
PoliticsRe: NUPENG Begins Strike On October 8 by Klington: 12:25pm On Sep 27, 2021
Las las, even govt will join the strike.
CrimeRe: New Strategy Serial Rapists And Ritualists Use by Klington: 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2021
And the yeye driver could not drive him to the nearest police station for investigation and possible smashing of his syndicate gang members.
TravelRe: COVID-19 Business Booms: Inbound Travellers Bribe Officials To Evade Tests by Klington: 12:15pm On Sep 27, 2021
Everyone is looking for easy money even those crocks at the helms of affairs.

Nigeria is free for all
NYSCRe: Nigerian Army Reacts To Officer Pouring Dirty Water On Corper In Calabar by Klington: 8:09pm On Sep 23, 2021
Parachoko:
This is good one from the Nigerian Army

God bless the Nigerian Armed Forces

Victory is from God alone!
Don't swallow everything they say hook, line and sinker.
CelebritiesRe: Charity Nnaji: Nigerian Female Celebrities Are More Like Advanced Prostitutes by Klington: 5:47pm On Sep 23, 2021
sad
PoliticsRe: Cui Jianchin Mulls Establishment Of Chinese Banks In Nigeria by Klington: 8:43am On Sep 22, 2021
Mynd44:
It actually helps people doing business with China. You can have your naira account here and then use such account to purchase your goods.

Since a lot of our imports are from there, it helps.

I await when our importers will look to China for second hand cars instead of Canada and America
You made a very valid submission, but do you think that's the whole idea behind the establishment in the long run.
I doubt it
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala In New York (Photos) by Klington: 2:43pm On Sep 21, 2021
Madam always carry her handbag herself.
No time for all Those stupid African dirty protocols.
Very principled woman.
More grace to her Jareee.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala's Brother, Ifechukwude Aninshi Escapes Assassination Attempt by Klington: 10:41am On Sep 19, 2021
[s]
Tissaia:
Honestly don't give a fck
[/s]

You're just jealous.

PoliticsRe: Bandits, Terrorists Occupy 1,129 Square Kilometers Of Forest Reserves In Nigeria by Klington: 11:02am On Sep 15, 2021
angry
PoliticsRe: Bandits, Terrorists Occupy 1,129 Square Kilometers Of Forest Reserves In Nigeria by Klington: 11:01am On Sep 15, 2021
wink
Science/TechnologyRe: Nasa Testing ‘AIR Taxi’ That Shuttles You Across Cities In Minutes(Pix, Video) by Klington: 11:27am On Sep 14, 2021
Where as in one sh*thole revival of cattle grazing routes is a top priority.
PoliticsRe: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by Klington: 11:44am On Sep 13, 2021
The entire security system needs complete overhauling.
Almost all of them are using their offices/positions to commit all manner of unthinkable heinous crimes against the people they claim to be protecting.
PoliticsRe: Lagos DPO's Missing Pistol: Police Release Lady, Removes DPO Over PUNCH's Report by Klington: 11:43am On Sep 13, 2021
grin
EducationRe: Teacher Recounts His Seduction Experience In Female Secondary School by Klington: 9:53am On Sep 13, 2021
*ERECTION*

Mr MAN! That early morning erection is not for sex, it only reminds you that you are a man and needs to get up from bed and work to be a real man. Poverty is manufactured from the bed. If you follow all the dictates of your erections and urge for sleep, you will die in poverty.

*NOTE THE FOLLOWING*

Erection is a state of arousal of sexual desires in a man in preparation for sexual exploit.

Having an erection is natural but obeying the dictates of your erection is a choice.

For every erection, there's a responsibility. Wise men have control over their erection but foolish men obey their erections.

Any erection not properly controlled is capable of leading one to early grave.

Many became useless fathers because they didn't control their erections.

Some are in prison because they followed the dictates of their stupid erection.

Others have lost great opportunities in life because their erection pushed them.

The stupidity of erection is that most times it isn't selective.

Unchecked erection has led great kings to be at the bed of their slaves and maids.

Erection has not left the clergy out of the drama as many have been found messing up with those they ought to be shepherd over. What a stupid erection!

A strong man is not measured by the level of his physical muscle or by the number of nations he has conquered but by his ability to control his erection.

No man in history could be said to be more powerful than Samson yet his erection made him the weakest in history, his erection made him fall on the laps of a woman.

David killed Goliath and conquered many great nations but he couldn't conquer his erection, he became weak at the sight of Bathsheba, the wife of his servant.

Reuben ruined his future and generation after him because of his uncontrollable erection.

Don't let your erection destroy your destiny!

Your erection is a sign you are a real man but following it to everywhere it leads you is a sign of weakness.

Any man who cannot control his erection can't control his life.

The only time your erection cannot mislead you is when you use it within the confines of your marriage.

Stop following your erection, follow your vision.

Unto Him who is able to keep us from falling I commit each and everyone
of us and pray that we shall all finish well and finish strong. Amen

*DON'T ALLOW YOUR ERECTION TO DETERMINE YOUR DIRECTION!!!*
Foreign AffairsRe: US Last Drone Strike In Kabul Might Have Been Against Innocent People - NY Times by Klington: 11:12am On Sep 12, 2021
angry
CareerRe: Experience With Helping Friends Fund Their Business by Klington: 12:36pm On Sep 11, 2021
Though it was a little amount (35,000CFA).
I lent it to my so called friend in January this year to enable him pay for the goods he bought at Cotonou.

Six months months down the line dude arrogantly refused paying back.
After a lot of dragging, he agreed to pay lesser amount because there was a drop in exchange.
It was painful.
RomanceRe: Man Shares His Experience With A Hotel Receptionist (photo) by Klington: 9:36am On Sep 11, 2021
grin
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Klington: 9:35am On Sep 11, 2021
0/10 for all them especially Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Bandits Becoming A Nuisance, Nigerians Believe We're Incapable by Klington: 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2021
Talk is the cheapest commodity in Nigeria right now
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Klington: 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2021
Yinksdavid:
You can download the following

Chrome.
Camino.
iCab.
OmniWeb.
Opera.
Please how do i download them because i can't even find them on Apple store.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Klington: 1:03pm On Sep 05, 2021
please can anyone help me out on which other browser i can download on MacBook Pro and how, because the default browser {safari} is just connecting to server when i try to open even Facebook.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Distributes Fliers In Borno Threatens Residents Giving Information To Army by Klington: 12:21pm On Sep 03, 2021
Things just getting messier by the day.

PoliticsRe: Court Restrains Buni, Others From Acting As APC Caretaker Committee Members by Klington: 5:25am On Sep 02, 2021
When did they start obeying court orders. undecided
PoliticsRe: Falana To Buhari: Pardon Convicted Soldiers As You Do Repentant Boko Harams by Klington: 5:20am On Sep 02, 2021
Not the buhari we know.
These are the kind of people he treats in the language they understand.

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