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Comrades, Imagine, just Imagine if kitten had a "last seen", I wonder the disaster and revelation that will come to light.

The following people will feel it more;

1. Fidelity Test and revelation to those in long distance relationships

2. Married couples who may have thought they had faithful wives.

3.That innocent babe wey you think say no sabi.. (was seen 10 mins ago)

4. "I have only done it thrice" Last seen popping the chart.



I expect feedback and lash back on this topic from the following people;

1. Those who have exhausted their kitten meter and feel targeted for this post- kitten always online....

2. Those guys who take this as a bitter pill truth and feel irritated to think their babes could fall into this category.

TATATA is real... Be safe guys...

He mean them don use your destiny collect front page of distaster for spiritual realm.

omaira:
Wetin u mean ?

PM me if serious then.

Jennyclay:
Come and carry me first, then I will tell you what I've to offer.

Id!ot, what do u have to offer...

Jennyclay:
Life is really hard in Nigeria.

Biko, someone should come and carry me to UK.

As much as i dont wish APC to retain power, i am sad that this could happen. These people are strategist, i mean look at them- oshimhole and Tinubu with his cabals...

The people who supposedly have the power to vote and nake changes are surprisedly taking sides with Tinubus APC.. Even celebrities on the low.

The chance for 9ja to become better na 1.02 odd.. This February will become our own fate.

I see a possibly doomed Nigeria with anguish and suffering like never before. More olosho, single parents, cyber criminals, and difficulty to even travel. Its gonna be a mess one can ever imagine. Japa while you can and save your generations.

This, i have seen.

1. The smarter you are, the more difficult it is to find someone worth being in a relationship with.

2. The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine.

3. The bad news: Nothing lasts forever.

4. The good news: Nothing lasts forever.

5. Do more things that makes you forget to check your phone.

6. Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.

7. No reply is the ultimate reply.

8. Never let somebody waste your time twice.

Cheers

I guarantee that boy will return back to his dad.. I 100% guarantee. I only hope Churchill accepts him back and they have that bond again like father and son.

Learn from 50 cent and his son who begs for his father's love.

The vision is clear.

I don't know the present value of 400k in Nigeria now. But i will advise snail farming. Note: don't be so quick toa expect returns tho, but the returns are consistently of high yeild when the laid eggs mature for sales.

Yet another victim i guess. You all have one trait, "Bitterness"

I just wonder where you see me judging them from my post. But as expected, you are damaged and this sparks emotions.

anuoluwapogabri:
What is your business, if you are not interested in them shut up your mouth and date
whoever you want to, and stop judging them, are you God?

This is a major call for concern. I engaged 3 ladies today on a facebook chat and they were all single mothers. It seem to that guys has come to the awareness that marriage seem to be a scam. Now the adverse effect of this is; we are raising a generation of bastards and i fear for the next generation. Single mothers everywhere... (i am sure, we would have some on this nairaland comment)

They never know..... They seem to invest their emotions to these hvngry slvts who are out for the highest bidders..

Truth is, women know what they want and stick to their standards and ns principles. They never compromise and let their eyes off the goal- which is dating a rich guy that will spoil her and secure her future..

However, men of these days have no standards... No standards at all., everything goes for them. Yu will see a successful milionnaire simp and one dirty girl from surulere will be using his head.

Sometimes, i wish i could invoke our fore father's to teach every man game.. Cos we lost it. Their days they were polygamous, married virgins and yet curtailed the family with one voice. These days you even find simps advocating for feminists for cheap "awnnn" comments.

Guys, set your standards and stick to it. Na we dey empower these broke leeches. But I'm happy people are beginning to see the scam in relationship and even marriage lately.

I see more a generation of ruin where women will run out of husband and beg to be 5th wives.

This i have seen

As for that number 4, when you leave naija and you are faced with winter, i hope you keep with this.

IamPlato:
I am not their marketer, I make money there, I want to help others make money too there, I also get money when others make money.

Ohh, so this is about bring one person to bring another person. Otherwise explain the process here.

I am very impressed to see your writeups and experience. Back then, i did most agro business- layers, fish farming and snail farming and in all honesty i recommend snail farming to all. It is cost effective and very cheap fo start. Very. You even went detailed in their feeding plan. During my time, i throw them water melon, cucumber and vegetables... Also the market is everywhere. I targeted restaurants then cos they bought from me regularly. However, i left snail business and sold off all my stock to travel.

I am still looking to go into snail farming, this time in a big way. Plus i dont have pressure. But ny only problem now will be supervision since i won't be around.

eliok:
Hello guys , I can be of help today only.

How may I help you in Kindle publishing or making money online? I'm waiting...

Please advise I am a starter who wants to take this kdp as a hobby... Do i still need payoneer account since i already have a US account number and euro account, hence i dont reside in Nigeria?

Quick question all please.... Is KDP still lucrative?

mk82:
It's the Asian version of the Yaris

Quite a long time, please just need to ask... Since i now reside in germany, i have an EU account. I guess payoneer is useless for me now if i wish to start kdp?

Please advise


P.s. I created payooner account before now tho..

Oh man, i am sorry i missed this... How was your appointment?

Icydan:
You're a good story teller. Is very interesting to read, by God's grace I will experience all this soon OCTOBER

I will be needing little of your assistance. My appointment is scheduled to be 13th September.

I need help on some right documents to arrange.
I sent you a mail, please kindly reply me

And also HOW MANY MONTHS TRAVEL INSURANCE CAN I BUY? My program is a 3 years course

You may resend me a PM... I have been away

yehmy:
I have a question for you since you hardly post can you please respond to my PM?

Skillful001:
What is the chances of getting visa approval if applicant doesn't bear the same surname with the sponsor.

Still high... Your sponsor can be anyone.... As long as they are older and financially capable.

Oh yes!, five million is far double the sum for all expenses...

2 years and some months work experience/Erasmus in another EU country or countries affiliated with the school.

UyaiIncomparabl:
How many years is the BSC duration?

Can 5 million naira be enough for all expenses and sundries?

Stay away from that guy... I sense he's a sc@m... I've warned you a not to detail this thread. I should stop posting my experience hence things are going south now...
I've observed how he pushes about things... I've told you all from this first page...


Don't PM me or anyone on this page... Ask your questions here and it will be answered. Else you may be inviting someone to scam you..... This is why I have left many of your PMs unread and unattended to... Because this thread is only to dish my experiences and answer questions here....

Munachimso30:
Am aware of this, I know a lot have happened which have made many people not to trust again but I won’t fail you, if you can really help me out I will appreciate and I promise before everyone reading this that I won’t fail
I spent two years under contract visa also in United Arab Emirates ��(Mars marine machinery and ship maintenance) Where I worked before as an hydro blaster under ship yard, I returned last year sept because of the visa restriction on Nigerians which the issue haven’t been solved. Anyway I suffered in the hands of Indians but that didn’t made me forget where I came from why am there
I returned hoping that I will easily find another country to relocate to but it’s never easy, I applied for Canada visit visa which I heard that you can work with it for now with condition that the company will help you change it to working permit but since then I applied even went to for biometrics on December last year, I haven’t hear anything from them
So I have no other alternative than to look for another country to migrate to, since then I have been wandering around on most of the job apps looking for jobs but to no avail
If you can really help me, I won’t fail you I promise
You can drop me your email so we will talk more for you to see am not telling lies
Thanks for your response thou

I am currently pursing an undergraduate degree and I can say its totally worth it. The only issue with Poland is getting date, that's it.

SavageBoy:
Nice thread chief.

What about pursuing an undergraduate degree in Poland? I've gone through some threads about it here in Nairaland, heard quite some discouraging talks from people. What's your honest view about pursuing an undergraduate studies in Poland?

Good questions, I had my bachelor's already in naija and was working with it back in naija.... I was a banker... However, after loosing my job and things went really bad I decided to leave for Poland (check my previous post), currently I'm having a redo of BSc... Truthfully, it wasn't my intention to repeat BSc, but my school was on strike then and I couldn't get my transcripts to process my admission for masters, so I had to let go and go for BSc...

Now, the irony now is, I'm even very happy doing a Bachelors here, because it gives me a longer stay here which transcends to my residence stay and most importantly still gives me a job as tho there isn't a difference, plus it's even a shorter period of time.

2. It is very easy to get Jobs here... Not just anyhow jobs or menial works but office jobs. We ha w lots of people here even nigerians who are accounting undergraduate here working for Bank of New York here and other top Stock Exchange companies here.... I'm currently working for a very massive multinational company with equity worth billions.... Prior this moment, it was hard to get job in Poland, precisely pre pandermic period but now it's a lot easy. Poland don open pie for jobs influx plus you can work full time as a student which makes it even more better than UK that has 20 hours a week duration.

If I tell una and show una my work place, una go surprise.... But I will leave that mute... Even someone here on this Nairaland messaged me and told me he got a job from Poland as he is even in Nigeria. A big IT firm, who took care of his work permit. Poland is the country now. It can only get better.

3. Yes! Majority of your cost will be borne on turion fee which averages about 500k, flight in my time using Turkish airline was about 275k, now I think its all expensive but still 2 million naira should be okay for you to do all. I really mean it. But one last thing, STAY AWAY FROM AGENTS.

RedChiefPriest:
Op more money to you and yours.
Abeg I wan ask some quick questions
1) I thought you were done with university and even got a job you lost in Nigeria but you said you traveled to Poland with studying format,is masters you're doing now in Poland or what?
2) is it easy to find job as a student in Poland?
Did you look for the job yourself?
And is the pay you get enough to take care of your tuition,feeding and accommodation?
3) Can 2m take of everything? I mean from the Poland visa,ticket,tuition and pocket money to enter Poland.
No vex say my questions plenty,abeg help a brother.
Na Austria dey my eyes before but e be like na Poland I go Port to.

My Bad, I have to admit that wasn't suppose to be a rule.... My intent was never to stay away from naija girls, but the toxic ones... I would say I'm friendly to quite alot but keep my distance when I sense off in an energy.

Regardless, this is a travel thread and it's not to teach you how to live by laws... Again, My bad... But this is borne from my intention of avoiding wrong energy cos truth is, you find lots of it...

UyaiIncomparabl:
OP, I love your thread and enjoyed reading through your experience. You are a very good writer, illustrator and storyteller. I also loved the explanation you gave about the disparity between the UK and Poland/EU countries. T'was so spot on.



But, I no like this talk.

Guys, in the pursuit for success and greener pasture, there are laws you all must know. These laws must be adhered to, followed and kept in heart. Never forget these laws. If you don't keep this to mind, you may crash or have a stunted progress...

Law 1- When you travel, as a newbie who is trying to settle in, never be too quick to fall to the pressure of sending money back home. Give yourself atleast a year to get very balanced (in most cases, less than a year you are fine, in few cases you are still struggling after a year)


Law 2- if you are not travelling the legal way (studies or work) you may regret it, you may later make it but it will take you a longer years of suffering, regrets and depression. Some may never even make it. The best way to become a legal residence is always through studies.... See bah! School is a scam only in naija, when you study here, even as an undergraduate you are eligible to work for top multinational companies.... Your BSc is worshiped here, not to even talk about your Msc.... You will never regret if you come through studies and follow through. I repeat, you will never regret.

Law 3- Mingle more with the foreigners and learn from them, they are the people who can really help you. A black man can't help you, he is by default angry and jealous to watch you not progress than him. Need I tell you my job I got for a multinational firm was gotten through a ladies referral in Poland? Did we date-No! It's why I always debunk the cases of racism because people preach about it to the. Extreme as tho some blacks don't show reasons to be hated on.

Rule 4- Stay away from Nigerian ladies... They have nothing to offer you. I don't mean, you shouldnt talk or discuss with them.. But I recommend not dating them. Look, travelling comes with its downsides and that is majorly LONELINESS... In the pool of attraction, most of these ladies aren't attractive to foreigners, rather its the naija guys who always get attracted to foreign ladies... You don't want anyone who will milk you and have no value in your life. When you Start making money here, you will be tempted by many of these naija girls to date them. Don't! I repeat Don't.... They are looking to prey on you because no one looks their way at this phase.

5. Remember home- Some spend years travelling and never look to remember where they came from. It's possible because they are still illegal and yet to get their papers, however when you are settled and well to do, always remember home and where you came from. If you have a brother who always asks for money. Invite him over and take him out of naija.... Let's be honest.... When you say it's not easy here you know you lie.... Stop those lies and help your siblings to travel rather than sending money all the time making them your slaves. .


Stick to this laws and you will be fine, be open to foreigners... Seek to build network with them, you will never loose. You musn't date all but you will sure get the best of their friendship.

My story continues on my experience. Next

Depends on the city tho... If you are stayin in the student dorm, its like 400 -500 zl a month (with all utility bills inclusive) that equates to about 75k in naira... but if you stay outide the dormitory, rents can go as high as 1000- 1500 zlotty...thats about 250k a month

ayswagga5:
How cheap is accommodation over there

From subsequent stories, i will be adding recent pictures from here in Poland... The story is about to get more fun..

Story continues

Guys, soon we arrived Istanbul on Transit and it was then i was surprised to see the hell we've been living in Nigeria, The Airport was everything unlike Murtala Muhammed Aurport, it was lit, bright and we lots of foreigners from different works of life. Little wonder, do they call Turkey the business capital of the world. The moment you leave that naija Airport, you are sure to witness a different wonderful world... The checks was easy and seamless, we had about 3 hours before gettinf set for our next flight. I was not alone, i was with my friend we travelled from Benin and we met other Nigerian Girls too on the plane as we moved all together.

After all the checks, we retired to sit in a lounge together, looking aroung and keeping close eyes with the departure time for our flight on a large display to know when we should move... You could see top international brands there in Istanbul... Zara, Louis Vuitton and top brands.... The chanderliers and the lightening system at the Airport was so bright that it could power the whole naija ... While, my eyes was marauding everywhere, you could see some beautiful turkish ladies, looking slim and fit but beaitiful.... So beautiful, that you may be tempted to stay longer at Istanbul... You could see the excitment in their eyes when you lurk eye contact with them. They are always currious to know whats its like being black- Nigerian.

Myself and my other Benin guy didn't dull, we sat in the midst of some turkish girl and another from Egypt and had decent conversations, talked really deep and exchanged contact with her. At this time, i was using the Wifi at the Airport, although it was 1 hour timed, but the network was super fast.... I spoke with some of my friends on whatsapp Video call that moment with Rukya, I called a friend of mine in Naija and everywhere was so dark... i was like "Chai, so na wetin i be dey experience for naija" Rukya, was also surprised and was asking whats wrong with his environment, i just laugh tell am say, it was night then... You could see from her eyes she was still surprised. It wasn't long before, some of Rukya girl friends came and joined us, they offered us some tea and sweat, they laughed at us while we weregulping the tea giving them funny facial expression like its funny. Guys, it was fun... Meanwhile the other two naija girls who we borded the same plane with were with us but in a different seat alone... As benin guys, we no dull, as we were with these girls gisting and having drinks together. Most of them are muslim but very beautiful. As in, very beautiful!

See, Istanbul Airport is so big that if you waka anyhow you fit lost... so i was always taking my move in short distance. I tried looking to get some few chops and things to eat. I didn't understand their food.... Las las i sha manage the tea does ladies gave us.. Soon, it was time for them to leave, we hugged and parted.. Exchanged whatsapp numbers and we still chat till this very moment, but for distance.... Anyways, that was before i met polish girls who would steal and pluck your heart and eyes away with their beauty and physique..

So we went and sat with this other naija ladies, it was almost time and then we moved all togethe to where they would check us again, it was a quick check on our passport and that was it... A shuttle like bus was outside the Airport and conveyed us in a 5 minutes ride to where the plane was.... it was all fun galore, this time body don tire person.... I just wanted to do and entire poland so i relax... We got into the plane and i had a beautiful American Polish i sat with.... She was so nutty but beautiful and open minded.. she got some piercing and tatoo and wore a face cap.... We flowed and talked all along. She offered to house me if accomodation was going to an issue, cos we were to arrive warsaw late that night at about 11 pm and my city was still 5 hours train to the destination. I had guys who were ready to pick me too at the Airport, i was tempted to say Yes! I didn't say No too, i left my options open..

While at the plain, they served us some cup like food, it was so small that my palm alone could wrap all the food at once. I sha, made do with it and took wine and juice to step down.... Istanbul to Warsaw was about 3 hours, and we landed safely..

I have to say Poland International Airport in Warsaw wasn't as beautiful as Istanbul but it was also a beauty to behold... we hurriedly rushed down, the lady asked if i kew my way to the control border checked and worked me there, she spoke polish to some border patrol officer and they had to direct my friend and those girls together. I reacged to hug her, sadly she didn't let out her number and i maybe understand. some people can just be nice to you, show you care and still not let out their number. When a white person help you, they do it whole heartedly without any restrain in their heart... They still may not even date you. So i was on a long cue with other people, some from pakistan nationality, some from turkey, zimbabwe, we had different nationality there... But it was always easy to recongnise your own naija person, i could hear and see someone from far speaking yoruba at his loudest voice with another guy- they were about three in numbers. My Benin Guy was like "All these once most show theirself where-ever they enter' I Just laughed and didn't bother to reach out. We queued until it was my turn... They checked my visa page and stamped me in, it was a very quick one, my friend was also stamped in.... The other girls were stamped in and then we parted from there, the girls had some people who came welcoming them and picked them from the Airport. For we, i had to call my guys and they showed up in matter of 30 minutes, we rushed to pick up our luggage and have it all ready removing the seals it was wrapped on.

"Omo Richard, we need change money oo" My friend said, i told him not yet cos i was told, Airports rate are higher, but we can change it outside the Airport at a cheaper rate... I sha changed 50 dollars to their local curriency which was in zlotty... i had about 150 dollars left... At least, i said, that money changed will enable get my sim card and train ticket before i change the remaing one....

Omo at that time i started panicking. My money go soon finsih oo.. I thought, hpw i wan take survive if this money finish quick like this... Before thinking too long, my friends called and asked us to come out of the Airport, they hugges us and took us to a cab... I was really thirsty and needed to drink water but my friend paid for me... I thanked him and asked him how much it was, i wanted to know the price so i can know the cost of things there.. Omo water wasn't cheap there... I weak! So we boarded a taxi and sat across facing each other. It was a luxurious taxi, where you all sit and face each other, we were heading straight to the train station that nigh to book a train against tomorow... While we were at the train station, my friend asked me to come with him and bring my passport, and that was how i got my first sim card lycamobile.... He paid again for me. He was really nice and he also paid for the Taxi.... He insisted i spend the night with him, but i never wanted to, because i felt i have inconvenienced him alot... I just wanted to arrive at my school and get to stay at the accomodation my school already reserved for me, i told him i was going to leave that night.. we all parted ways, also with my nigerian Benin friend, he was going to a different city from me.... I booked my train and i was shown my my friend there my sit number.... We parted...

Story continues

Polish schools are amongst the cheapest, yet one of the most ranked schools in the EU, to be precise, you can get a school for as low as 400k a semester.....

Also. Unlike the UK, Polish law allows students to work full time, your ID card which is called legitimcja in Polish defines your student validity and your working permit.. Yes! Student can work full time.

damlawrence101:
Hello bro
Pls how cheap is Poland uni for undergraduate student
And can I wrk as an UNDERGRADUATE INTERNATIONAL STUDENT

Its been almost a year.... this is not a fresh experience.

DannyFX2638:
Op try add pictures..
thanks

Not sure of the recent denials rate, but denials were more back then because of the misinformation and fake financial docs people used..... A simple understanding to this thing will help you get it...

Now payslip has been scrapped and bank statement is now as a finanicial doc....

People get denied for the following.

1. Wrong and obviously faked financial docs

2. Use of some agents who gave conflicting information

3. Unbelievable stance to justify your travel- i.e Imagine a man of 38 going for Bsc, the chances are your visa denial will be high..

4. Poor performance during interview session

5. Wrong intinery booking and acomodation

6. Conflict of information from your filled visa application form versus your statments made during interview....

7. Insufficienct funding from sponsor or skeptism on the relationship you have with your sponsor

Lots and lots of reason...

Don't come asking me to dwell more on this, you may visit polish thread for that on details.... My objective here is to share my experience...

NickyNickel:
Last time I was following one of the polish thread, there was high visa denial from at their embassy..has the statistics dropped??

Hello Guys, Again! My bad.. I've been very busy of late and couldn't take out time to keep my story and experience going...

Before moving on to my story, please i wish to reiterate and make things clear, This thread is a polish thread that talks about my experience from an honest view. I kindly will not allow this thread to be derailed to other countries. If perhaps, you have other countries you have in sight or mind, you can PM the person in charge rather than spilling it here to distort the purpose.

Before commencing with my story, i will hurriedly go through the previous questions asked and attend to them first....

I beleive we have an understanding. lets go then!