Kilo kan mi
I'm getting money
Who be this kid
Pour the whiskey
Get it but odikwa R***Y....

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Festus Abuchi!



Bob is a liar!

Don't jazzy please tell them


So we go fit dey buy kush, 3 sticks for #50 like cigarettes....

Mo like Oyon ooo

Happy birthday to the celebrant

These ugly thwarts would do anything just to trend on social media.....


Don't be surprised if this act is just a stunt.....



God, your children have lost it

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Bieber!

In 9 months time we will come visiting!


Ada Ada iyooooo

4ratio1

See grown men

TonyeBarcanista:
What exactly do you want ma?

She wants a boyfriend who does not want her.

You won't know the value of what you have till you loose it idiot.

I don't know what you guys want sef, you required for her phone and she gave you, now you are picking a fight because she told You she forgot her password.
If you were to be a good man, ur babe told you she has forgotten her password and you already believe it's a lie..... Instead of you to appreciate ur babe that gave you her phone without informing her before hand, na password matter you put for head

What is a relationship where is there is no TRUST!

you believe your babe lied to you by telling you she has forgotten her password..... What proofs do you have to believe she lied about the password, not like she didn't give the phone to you.....


Motherfucking ingrate!


Continue looking for Mrs PERFECT till guys like us go snatch the babe from you....

Zlatan is just an idiot who no know him levels at all

NaijaTushboy:

if this post hit fp i swear i go deactivate ma acct

And if you don't, you will die after three market days

Peter has denied Jesus again tonight!

*WHAT IS AN "OXYMORON:?*

An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....Here are some funny oxymorons :

1) Found Missing

2) Open Secret

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Clearly Misunderstood

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty Ugly

Seriously Funny

9) Only Choice

10) Original Copies

11) Exact Estimate

12) Tragic Comedy

13) Foolish Wisdom

14) Liquid Gas

And The Mother of all Oxymorons is-

*15) "Happily Married".*



Feel free to add yours ***

I geh house for Banana island.... Meanwhile I was just a tenant then

Unfortunately this ur E-book cannot sell in Nigeria because the rich ones who can afford the book does not need it to get a woman, they already have the money.... The broke ones who needs it does not have money to buy!

So can you reason with me??

Baba Imade would forever remain,

We can only Chioma by her son's name not Baba Imade.







For Yoruba land Imade is the original,