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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(op): 12:48pm On Dec 28, 2014
Countries with "better leader" and international support have been fighting terrorism for decades without success. What makes u think its all dependent on the tribe of Origin?

VirginFinder:
All these can NEVER happen if a Yoruba man or northerner is president.
Only a Yorubas and northerners can rule this country successfully.
That said, GEJ is too weak to rule this country successfully. It's just his nature. He is a follower not a leader. No offence!
FamilyRe: Photo: Fire Roasts 4 Children Of Same Parents To Death On Xmas Day In Anambra by knockturnal(m): 12:27pm On Dec 28, 2014
NEVER. LOCK. KIDS. IN. THE. HOUSE.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(op): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
PoliticsBoko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(op): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
The Borno state government has revealed that terrorist group, Boko Haram controls 20 out of the 27 local government area in Borno state over the last five years.

According to The Nation, Only Maiduguri Metropolitan, Jere, Konduga, Kaga, Bayo, Kwayakusar and Biu local government areas remain in government hands

The government also said it has 2million Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) to provide for and that it recently moved 45, 000 of such displaced persons from neighbouring Adamawa State. These facts were made available by the state Deputy Governor, Zanna Umar Mustapha.

Speaking at the one of the IDPs camps, the state Deputy Governor, Alhaji Zanna Umar Mustapha who was on a sympathy visit to the camp said taking care of the people is setting back the state financially to the tune of N600m per month.

He commended the military and other security agencies in Adamawa and Borno states for their battle against insurgency in the North-East but appealed to them to intensify their efforts.


He assured the IDPs of government’s resolve to bring the situation under control.

In a relative development, the Nigerian Army recently freed 42 Boko Haram suspects
TravelRe: Missing AirAsia Plane: 162 People (Including 17 Children) On Board by knockturnal(m): 10:18am On Dec 28, 2014
And the unusual horror stories continues. Merry Xmas y'all.
CrimeRe: Trader Arrested For Gruesome Murder Of Austria-based Lover (pictured) by knockturnal(m): 10:17pm On Dec 27, 2014
Look how fat he has grown from the woman's struggles. Karma, will dish yours back in spades.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Whoever Mowed This Grass Deserves A Goal Medal... (pictures) by knockturnal(m): 8:16pm On Dec 27, 2014
What do I think about d grass or the **ass?

And its not "goal" medal!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Whoever Mowed This Grass Deserves A Goal Medal... (pictures) by knockturnal(m): 8:15pm On Dec 27, 2014
What do I think about d grass or the **ass
Foreign AffairsRe: Why We Stopped Buying Nigeria’s Oil, By White House by knockturnal(m): 5:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
tellmoon:
If U ask me, I believe this is not unconnected with our refusal to sign the gay law... my thought anyway.
U just hit the nail with a Mighty Hammer
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Villa In Pics by knockturnal(m): 11:30pm On Dec 26, 2014
Great picx. Only those that are chosen by destiny will Inhabit it. It is not by force, lies or deceit!
CultureRe: Historical Pix; Picture Of Christmas Celebration In Badagry, 1923 by knockturnal(m): 12:03pm On Dec 25, 2014
No matter how bad a situation is, some1 always finds favour(the little guy in the middle of the white folks)
CelebritiesRe: Strange Gigantic Fish Found At Eleko Beach [see Photos] by knockturnal(m): 4:10pm On Dec 15, 2014
obedz:
looks like a sea lion
You don't say!!!!

Bossforeva:
Who knows how many eyes of people that drowned that this fish has eatenhuh and that's what human beings what to eat in return.. this fish don give me phobia for fishes.
Lemme tell u somthing unbelievable! That "fish" only eat planktons. No human eyes or balls on it's menu!

This is what happens to a generation that is glued only to SuperSports
HealthRe: 10 Fascinating Facts About Flatulence by knockturnal(m): 12:46pm On Dec 13, 2014
Trying to imagine who, where, and how the study that generated these farts[s][/s] facts was carried out
LiteratureRe: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse-shorts By 5mmadness by knockturnal(m): 5:58am On Dec 06, 2014
Dude you write really well. Ur updates are very well thought out and ur dialogue is addictive.
Really enjoyin this
LiteratureRe: Good Guy Turned Bad by knockturnal(op): 4:29pm On Dec 02, 2014
My dad was up on a table removing the old boards and replacing them with new ones while my own duty revolved around handing him the specific tools needed for each task. To an onlooker we were working better than an assembly line but I was mentally absent. My mind was in hyperspeed mode as I was ferverently trying to assimilate all that my eyes were capturing for future processing in my mind when I was in a more favourable environment. My whole childish believe and view of the world had just been hard-reset when I stepped into this house. I could not believe that the kind of lifestyle I usually saw in movies existed barely half a kilometer from where I had been living all my life! They had a freaking swimming pool for crying out loud!

For some stupid reason concocted by my tiny brain, I had assumed that all the workers in my father's establishment lived in similar houses with the only diffrence being the size of the building. I was born in the clinic at the junior quaters, my primary education had been in the military barracks close to the estate, I had recently tranfered to the recently completed school built in the estate which was next to the Catholic church we all attended on Sundays.
My only experience of life outside the estate was my period of schooling in the military primary school. The living conditions there were a far cry frm what we had in the estate. The "Batcha" accomodations were constructed from rotting wood and metal sheets with as many as five families sharing one tiolet facility. I often brought my friends home and they marveled at the cleanliness of our estate and the lucky ones even got the luxury of having a shower in our tiled bathroom and using a toilet that flushed. All this while I had believed I was a privileged kid living a swell live.We ate better, dressed better, and had better gadgets in our home than most others in the quaters mostly due to the extra income from my mom and dad and till that day I never lacked anything.

Looking around the house, I pictured myself growing up here. Two boys, apparently the Oga's kid were playing at the back of the house. All around them were toys I had only seen on television and in my dreams. They were dressed in clothes I only got to wear at christmas and their chubby cheek gave me an idea of the kind of food they ate dialy. Their chairs and tables were bigger and beautiful with the sitting area flanked on all four sides with floor to ceiling windows which gave a great view of the kidney shaped pool and garden at the back of the house.
"Darlington!"
I looked up to see my father staring hard at me.
"I said give me more 2" nails". He barked with his left hand streched towards me while holding the hammer and ceiling board with the other. I obliged him and returned back to the present scene. With the last ceiling board in place we packed up our tools and headed back home.

I readjusted myself on the bed again. It would be futile to try and sleep tonight considering the extent to which my hyperactive mind had been pricked. An unexplainable feeling had been aroused in me and it was more exciting than the explicit one I had enjoyed from Mrs Anesuba some months ago. It still had the same foundation in desire, pleasure and release but there was somthing different about this. It was a hunger for somthing I never knew I could achieve, a life I never guessed I could live and a future I never fathomed was in existence.

According to my Dad, the only ticket I needed to achieve it was a University degree. A small price to pay considering I am always at the top of my class.
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EducationRe: Lecturers Promise To End Sexual Harassment & Extortion Of Students On Campuses by knockturnal(m): 2:35pm On Dec 01, 2014
How boys go take gradgehuh?
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Indicts Himself Over Kano Mosque Attack by knockturnal(m): 1:32pm On Dec 01, 2014
My God!!!!! See HATE!!!
CultureRe: Ancient African Mathematics by knockturnal(m): 12:25pm On Dec 01, 2014
This thread has been on FP for hours and we have barely 2 pages of comments. That's how deep the effect of colonization has eaten into the brain of the average Nigerian and African in general.
Appreciate ur insights AmunRa and Ploy
PhonesRe: Airtel Sells Mobile Towers In Nigeria For $1.05 billion by knockturnal(m): 8:21pm On Nov 25, 2014
wincyhov:
no!u need to shoot ur weak brain for not being witty enough to get the joke.
piss off.
and don't ever quote me again
Or what? U need to shoot ur literature teacher also.
PhonesRe: Airtel Sells Mobile Towers In Nigeria For $1.05 billion by knockturnal(m): 7:12pm On Nov 25, 2014
wincyhov:
only if i get a dollar anytime this shitty network changes ownership i will be worth trillions of dollars by now.
if dem like let dem sell to t mobile,McDonald or France,i will never use their services.
You need to shoot ur math teacher!
BusinessRe: Jonathan Refutes MURIC's Allegation Of Jewish Symbol On N100 Note by knockturnal(m): 8:34am On Nov 25, 2014
Professor ko, Profenang ni. A literate blinded by hate is no better dan a cow!
SportsRe: Yakubu Aiyegbeni With His Wife & Daughters (Holiday Pictures) by knockturnal(m): 9:35pm On Nov 03, 2014
nice looking kids...hoping he was the one dat scored...
PoliticsRe: Ceasefire Deal Split Bokoharam, Hope For Chibok Girls Return Dashed! by knockturnal(m): 4:26pm On Oct 26, 2014
A house divided can not stand....it may only prolong issues but the end of all bloodletting is nigh!
PoliticsRe: APC Holds Extraordinary National Convention To Amend Party Constitution. by knockturnal(m): 4:18pm On Oct 26, 2014
Agrieved Political Criminals
PoliticsRe: Alleged Terrorist Attempt To Blow Up Calabar-itu Head Bridge Foiled by knockturnal(m): 4:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
They shd stop dat rough play o!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Police Orderly, 4 Others Gang-rape 17-year-old Girlin Kano by knockturnal(op): 7:20am On Oct 10, 2014
Nairaland GeneralPolice Orderly, 4 Others Gang-rape 17-year-old Girlin Kano by knockturnal(op): 7:20am On Oct 10, 2014
By Abdulsalam Muhammad

KANO— A police orderly attached to the Executive
Chairman of Kabo Local Government Council of
Kano State and four others have been arrested for
allegedly gang-raping a 17-year-old girl at
gunpoint.
The Police Corporal, whose identity is being
concealed by Kano State Police Command, was said
to have conspired with four other persons to carry
out the act by using his service pistol to subdue the
lady at a location at Shanono, headquarters of
Shanono Local Government Area.
A security source confided in Vanguard that the
chief suspect, a tall randy police officer, had been
apprehended and kept behind bars, alongside his
accomplices, pending the outcome of internal
investigations.
The source said: “A Police Corporal has been
arrested and taken to state Criminal Investigation
Department for investigation over the complaint that
him and two others gang raped a lady.
“It is suspected that the lady was threatened. You
know orderlies that are attached to VIPs are
normally armed. So as I speak with you, a police
corporal and two other suspects have been
detained for raping a lady in Shanono Local
Government and the police officer is the orderly to
Kabo Local Government chairman.
“It was a gang rape; the case is with the police
authorities and they are handling the matter. We
know that the suspects have been detained; we are
waiting to know what would come up next.”
Police story
When contacted, the acting Police Public Relations
Office of Kano State Command, ASP Mustapha
Abubakar, confirmed the incident in a phone chat.
ASP Mustapha said: “Yes, it is true our officer was
involved in a gang rape and the affected officer and
his accomplices have been taken into custody.
“We have in our custody the police orderly and four
other suspects. The CID has commenced
investigations to get to the root of the matter. “
The Kano Police spokesman disclosed that the
suspects would be charged to court when
investigations were completed.
CareerRe: What Is The Average Salary Of A Nigerian Soldier? by knockturnal(m): 9:43pm On Oct 04, 2014
BlackTechnology:
80k is good enough for a recruit who is not a graduate.

If he invests a part of those salaries every month for 10yrs, he would be able to establish a good business for himself that can take care of him after retirement.


Remember

It is not how much you earn that matters but how much you are able to set aside to invest for businesses

So when picking a job, you look at how much you can set aside to invest for businesses

For me a SSCE holder earning 80k can invest 30k every month which will amount to over 3.6million in 10yrs sufficient enough to start up a good part time business during his remaining military years.


For a graduate earning 180k, if he invests at least 80k every month, it will amount to 9.6million after 10 yrs. Sufficient enough to start up a good part time business during his remaining military years.

But first we must verify their real incomes
3.6 million wnt do shiat for anybody in 10yrs time bro
HealthRe: Suspected Ebola Cases In Ghana by knockturnal(m): 4:17pm On Aug 10, 2014
There is love in sharing. Am hoping its not Ebola sha, for everyone's sake.!
PoliticsRe: Troops Arrest Suspected Kaduna Bomber Disguised As A Woman by knockturnal(m): 9:48pm On Jul 25, 2014
That looks like the 73rd missing virgin!
FamilyRe: Graphic Photo: Dad Beats Babysitter Unconscious For Molesting Son by knockturnal(m): 7:55am On Jul 20, 2014
BananaBender: What if I have a strong affinity for gays?? It's obvious to even a r*etard who I'm speaking up for.
The worst kind of a$$facker!!!!! Ur own day of facebending is at the corner.

Go ahead with the name calling.......maybe you are so pissed of cos you see yourself in that guy who got his face remodeled.

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