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Cheryph200:
Those kids on janglover though

They deserve scholarships too.

The meaning is that you need to move to a better building. Rats live in your ceiling, cats came to hunt and naturally, they will fight over territory. Don't lie and say you have not been hearing them running around before this incident.

Bonny island is great. It rains almost everyday of the year but the best thing you ll love about the place is the uninterrupted power supply! Even zinc houses have air-conditioning and I never saw a generator through outmy stay there.

A one room selfcon went for #100k, there are also well packaged zinc houses if you care and with #200 you could transport yourself from one end of the island to the other... and back. Food and other items are very expensive in comparison as almost everything has to be brought to the place by boats. There were issues with militant and pirates on the sea so limit your movement in and out of the island. This info is based on my stay there in 2017. Things might have changed.

Good luck.

sarrki:
It’s about you and me

If we all have maintenance culture

Government is not to be blamed on maintenance

You are kidding right? What can you and me do about our roads, National Stadium, Refineries, Power supply, Nigerian Airways, etc?

TheAngry1:
ok. Visit my city. Visit Lagos!

Victoria Island.

That picture is actually Ikoyi not Victoria Island.

Brother, a lot of guys have made good suggestions but let me add small.

Firstly you have to learn how to enjoy sex Without enjoying sex. Mind control! Science have shown that a man can go from point zero to erection to ejaculation in just 7 seconds. If you start thinking about sex the second your girl calls that she is coming over, and your brain is wrapped around how u ll be thrusting into her the moment she walks through the door then u have a problem. Even during the act, you should try to take your mind off all the estatic signals your nerves endings are firing at your brain. As a trick, focus on your girl, study her reactions to your moves, make pleasing her your priority, pause(with style) if you are gonna blow your load early and before you know it you ll not be an idomie man any longer.

Secondly experience counts, if you are young and still new to the whole sex thing, you may not be able to control yourself because you have very 'few fights under your belt'. With time and experience, you should get better.

Thirdly, I would like to disagree with the other poster who said watching porn is a bad idea. Since you can't go around fvckng every oloshoo out there, porn is a good way to gain a bit of the experience I talked about earlier.There are some good porn sites when you can get quality films, not the hardcore shut. If you don't abuse it, it's a good way to get a second hand view of how the whole sex act is carried out and enjoyed.

On a side note, I don't need drugs to enable me perform better, but I have found out from personal experience that I last much more longer when I take about 2 bottles of Legend especially or any other stout.If you take alcohol, you can give it a go as a last resort. If you don't then don't try it cos you ll just pass out before you finish unhooking her bra.

I have developed my own 'strategy' for lasting long while satisfying my woman over time and I hope u can get your too cos the success of any relationship is mostly dependent on what goes on in the bedroom. If all else fails, please think about seeking professional help. Avoid all these read side treatments else you John becomes flaccid. Good luck bro.

XhosaNostra:
Maybe she heard you use that word "Imbibing"

Exactly

Great joke, just one observation. The 'bubble' u used for the words is mostly used to indicate thoughts � not speaking. If u glance through any comic book you will see what I mean. For a second there I thought they were conversing telepathically. Little things like this are important in graphix.

PDP

koyyes:
Very foolish writer.

Choosing career roles for women. That's how they continue to spread poverty and illiteracy everywhere.

I am alive today, thanks to a female doctor. This was decades ago. And I am seeing shiit like this in 2019.

Only block heads will see sense in this.


Quack writer below the feet of chimamanda.

Sorry for quoting you, but people are not getting the full picture of what the text book is trying to say! The page was talking about STEREOTYPES, that is the general idea that PEOPLE HAVE about the roles of men and women. It was not saying those are actual roles. I am sure if we turn a few pages back we ll get the FULL PICTURE.

Cheers

This is great for Akwa Ibom State. But dude try to gets ur facts right next time. We have other taller buildings in Nigeria. I once worked at the Lagos Continental Hotel here in Lagos and it is a 25 storey building.

Is that the official Fulani Herdsmen Uniform??

It's moving along fine here at St George primary school Falomo, Ikoyi. Av been here for about an hour and just abt 10 people before its my turn.

From law to music to comedy to acting now football. Very soon na drug pushing.

Kwasia

HEIR:
Mtcheew.........
Army and naval personnel are the latest oil thieves in the Niger delta, bunkering kings actually. They either own the refinery, control or collect bribe from the locals oil thieves.
If you follow this story closely, you will find out an argument or failure from either parties to meet up their end of the bargain.

My brother u r very correct. Kpofire bizness(illegal refining) is very lucrative in every waterside area in riverstate. Boys go to 'River' and spend a month refining crude, some come back with #500K each, serious burns or death as the case may be. These camps for illegal refining settle the soilders to allow them operate or they get taken out. The boats that transport the finished fuel, deisel and kerosene also settle while the police will wait at the docks to collect thier share from buyers who buy wholesale. There are actually camps on the high sea where crude oil pipeline have been broken and nozzles attached to sell crude oil directly to boats carrying hundreds of 200litre drums at outrageously low prices. These sites are owned by the big boys and are higly protected by the navy and soilders as long as they pay thier dues.

If you try to transfer any military man who is serving in these areas, then be ready to die cos they will go to any lenght to remain there.

I dey talk wetin i don see for my two eyes.

bigass123:
It's too early to complain.. APC has never ruled in the center so it's normal to have some of the glitches we're experiencing now.

U call reccession a glitch?

fitsjerold@yahoo.com

edenhazard:
How can I join the hoc family

By shooting the guys who did that to your boobs.


If u can still call it that

CROWNWEALTH019:
I am suspecting that bubu is dead

Suspecting... ...

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