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PoliticsRe: Man Uses Oracle To Predict "Nigeria’s Next President" (Video) by knockturnal(m): 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2025
You get this kind juju, you no use am close bet9ja account? Na to use am dey predict games and stake massive. But if course, na scam.
TV/MoviesRe: 1.8 Million Customer Loss: My Advice To Multichoice by knockturnal(m): 3:04am On Jun 26, 2025
Wallade:
Reality check is on you:

If families and homes can comfortably pay the premiu. Bouquet, why are we complaining about DSTV rates?

Why did you come up with this topic if most or all families can afford compact bouquet and more expensive bouquets?

You obviously don't have kids and dependants living with you, that is the reason you think your pricing estimate is better. You are only responsible for yourself, alone.
Leave the guy. He doesn't have a TV, not to talk of a DSTV decoder. From what he's been saying so far, I'm not even sure he has electricity
Foreign AffairsRe: President Trump Posts AI-Generated Photo Of Him As Pope by knockturnal(m): 11:32am On May 03, 2025
atiku4President:
Is Donald Trump on X (twitter)? That's the first question any intelligent person will ask before believing any thing that's posted.
How do you feel when you realize that you are living under rock? Like, when it occurs to you that the intelligence you think you have pops in ur face as ignorance, how do you feel? Especially after spouting things like what you just did above in a public forum.
CrimeRe: Cutlass-wielding Assailant Fearlessly Pursues His Victim Into Police Station! by knockturnal(m): 12:18pm On Mar 22, 2025
shortgun:
Content with police officers in a police station?
Content. So the camera man was just standing by abi?
PhonesRe: Luminous Inverter For Sale by knockturnal(m): 11:32pm On Feb 20, 2025
My five-year-old freezer still looks 95% cleaner than this. You sure say you no buy am from aboki?
PhonesRe: Is Oraimo Powerjet Powerbank The Best Powerbank For Your Laptop? (Photos) by knockturnal(m): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2025
eboy540:
How much
How can I buy?
How do I check my laptop charging description?
I got it for 130k in May last year. I just saw it's 180k on Jumia now. You can order it or get it at Computer Village if you're in Lagos. It can support any type of laptop even with Type C charger.
PhonesRe: Is Oraimo Powerjet Powerbank The Best Powerbank For Your Laptop? (Photos) by knockturnal(m): 11:24am On Feb 03, 2025
Realboygenius:
As a Nigerian with epileptic power supply, a laptop with a low power can be a productivity killer most especially when you’re on the move and you need to get work done. But a power bank can be a lifesaver. Whether you're on-the-go, without access to power outlets, or facing a power outage.

The oraimo PowerJet powerbank is one of the best powerbank in the market for laptops. This powerbank features a massive 27,000mah stronger capacity that can charge both laptop and phones at once.

It also comes with a 130W Type C fast and safe charging powered by Anifast technology that can take the Powerbank from 0-100% in 1 hour 30 mins. The powerbank is flight friendly and you can take it anywhere in the world during your business trips.

The powerbank is compatible with over 1000+ mobile devices that includes laptops and phones. And it can deliver 130W Multi-device fast charge capability for charging multiple devices simultaneously.

The powerbank has undergone several test including a drop test on all sides, compression test: 10 people stepping on it without a break and a heat test.

With the oraimo PowerJet power bank, you can say goodbye to the anxiety of your laptop dying when you’re working or on the move. Whether you're a remote worker, student, or frequent traveler, this powerbank is an essential accessory to keep you powered up and productive.
You can also try the Yoobao power bank. It has 52800 mAh. It's a life saver. Been using it since March last year.

AgricultureRe: Cassava Farm Whatsapp Group by knockturnal(m): 9:06pm On Dec 31, 2024
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PetsRe: Guard Dog Prevents Armed Policeman From Jumping Into Compound (video) by knockturnal(m): 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
Vickyvice:
Police are a very useless set of people in Nigeria. Can u imagine scaling the fence unannounced,no hitting the gate to notifythe occupants to open it. Is that not a criminal act?
That's not Nigerian Police. Not saying they are not useless though.
PetsRe: I Just Killed A Green Snake In My Car. by knockturnal(m): 1:45pm On Sep 10, 2021
b3llo:
That ur friend would have put his hand inside the snakes mouth. The end result would determine if the snake is harmless or not.
There are simpler ways to determine if a snake is venomous or not. This is one of the most popular harmless snakes in the world.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Kind Of work Or hustle Can Give Me Atleast 1k Everyday? by knockturnal(m): 6:01pm On Aug 25, 2021
Weirdgee:
does it need VPN?
Nope
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Kind Of work Or hustle Can Give Me Atleast 1k Everyday? by knockturnal(m): 11:06am On Aug 24, 2021
If you are cool with 1k daily, download Hive from playstore. You do little tasks daily and get paid every Tuesday through Bitcoin or PayPal. You only need phone n internet. Start with the little paying tasks then grow. ☮️
Science/TechnologyRe: Mysterious Beast Washes Up On Greek Island. Does Anyone Know Its Name? (Photos) by knockturnal(m): 8:33pm On Nov 20, 2020
Righteousness89:
These Mysteries happening all over are passing a Message to Inhabitants of the Earth on what is set to Happen! But Many of us do not know or Understand the times..

Ladies and Gentlemen you need to understand that we live in very Unusual times and Seasons..

I Strongly suggest you search yourself and Ensure there is nothing that is a Hinderance between you and GOD.
I Strongly suggest you do away with anybody or anything is a distraction to your Salvation no matter what it is or who it is.
I Strongly Suggest that you Surrender Wholeheartedly to JESUS Christ!

The RAPTURE is imminent!
There is no more time!!
Oga, stop displaying your ignorance and just shut da hell up.
PoliticsRe: After The Reggae, This Is The Blues In Lagos by knockturnal(m): 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2020
ibedun:
DJ SWITCH (ipob).....DAVIDO...….FALZ Awon omo ale come and see what your useless revolution have done to the Nigeria people oooo!

I will be waiting for you next time you start a "Revo-LOOT-ion"

#BringBack-SARS
U mumu long pass 50 BRTs
PetsRe: Bird: How Can I Save This Flying Creature? by knockturnal(m): 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2020
Ugaboy:
Greetings Nairalander, I found this bird at 5a.m, when I was tiding up the compound.

Does anyone know the name to this bird...I will like to help it stay alive or probably make it a pet.

I know it might look very small or to take care of, I don't mind...and I don't see it as a waste of resources, please any idea.
Its a baby bird.Buy anything like guinea corn or groundnuts to feed it. You will have to be forcing it down its throat for now as its not old enough to eat by itself yet. Keep it in a carton or someplace warm and try not to handle it except during feeding. The bird is quite aggressive though for a per, I advice you let it go when its old enough to survive on its own.
SportsRe: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by knockturnal(m): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2020
IMASTEX:
Your help has come already, the moment you have realised that betting has finished your life. Try to keep reminding yourself of that, see how you begin to hate it.
Lies. My thread about how to stop smoking hit front page in 2018. I wanted to stop smoking then. If you think admission means overcoming addiction then you obviously don't know what the fc^k you are talking about. P.S. I am smoking while typing this.
PoliticsRe: PPPRA Increases Price Of Petrol From N140.80 To N143.80 Per Litre by knockturnal(m): 6:45pm On Jul 01, 2020
kikero:
If you were running a business , and you were selling imported cars at N2.5 million each, and goverment came and told you to sell them at N150000 each so that the poor can have cars, and they paid you N300000 per car sold as 'compensation', would you agree??

If yes, you would not have money to invest in growing your business

That's what subsidy, price controls are doing to our petroleum, and power sector.It is why we don't have good power supply, and why until recently we kept on having fuel scarcity, and why we don't have enough refinereis.
Your reasoning is quite sound in a sane climate, but Nigeria is not that. The people including myself have no trust for them when it comes to funds. When are they going to focus on removing government wastage of public funds the way they are focused on this subsidy issue? They remove the subsidy and use the saved funds to pay a retinue of redundant PAs and SAs and a millions other wasteful government spending. Let us see them effecting change in their own house first and people may find the subsidy removal pill easier to swallow.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Exposes Details On Hushpuppy's Arrest, Says He Has A Case To Answer by knockturnal(m): 7:51pm On Jun 18, 2020
Newyear901:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11759744_a7acc03e265f42498e938c28f3a09444_jpeg_jpegd12895b885796d7c97a441d4b687b6cd
You are a web developer and you don't know you could be sued for using copyrighted images? Is that not UBA's Leo you are using for your advert? Na laidis you go give your clients court case. Take that photo down, bros. Seeing that alone won't make me patronize you.
SportsRe: Mainz 05 Football Club Savagely Hits Back At A Racist Fan After Racist Comments by knockturnal(m): 12:05pm On Jun 10, 2020
Using nine foreign players is quite wrong. No be here we dey shout Federal Character for mumu Buhari Government? The guy has a valid point jo.
FoodRe: Python Killed By My Hunter Neighbour by knockturnal(m): 6:31pm On Jun 06, 2020
iamauxin:
Take A Look At The Gigantic Snake Killed By My Hunter-neighbour

This was captured this morning by my neighbour's trap. It shares a semblance with Viper and therefore highly poisonous from what I've seen in NATGEO WILD channels.

To cut the long story short, My neighbour quickly prepared peppersoup with some of the meat and roasted the rest.

This is my first time of seeing a snake this gigantic.

Here are the pictures.
NB, the head and the tail were severed from the body, cos that's where the main poison lies

Lala What are you waiting for.

More pictures... Coming
Updated: it's a Python... Thanks for the heads up.
Only Nigerians believe that the tails of snakes contain poison. @op, the snake killed is even a constrictor.
It is not venomous. Whether head or tail.
CelebritiesRe: Rape: Tonto Dikeh, Real Warri Pikin Protest Against Sexual Violence In Nigeria by knockturnal(m): 12:53pm On Jun 06, 2020
Real Warripikin just made tonto look like a flat ass babe. Lolz.
CrimeRe: Uwaila Omozuwa's Sister: Police Demanded For Money Before Taking Up Rape Case by knockturnal(m): 5:33pm On Jun 02, 2020
Chai! Naija!
PoliticsRe: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by knockturnal(m): 3:51pm On May 13, 2020
poverty na bastard
CelebritiesRe: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by knockturnal(m): 1:55pm On May 12, 2020
See these people wan comot food for people mouth.
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 37 Coronavirus Patients Today by knockturnal(m): 10:13pm On May 06, 2020
subcbouy:
Those pictures are at critical stage, ICU. You are praying for such stage?
So our stage never critical laidis? Check Google u ll see pictures of every stage in different countries.
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 37 Coronavirus Patients Today by knockturnal(m): 10:04pm On May 06, 2020
martineverest:
update yourself and stop being ignorant...over 1.2 million people have been discharged worldwide so far
Mumu.
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 37 Coronavirus Patients Today by knockturnal(m): 7:28pm On May 06, 2020
Belike them don discover cure o
TravelRe: Lockdown: Uyo In Pictures by knockturnal(m):
Uyo biribiri. I miss this town! See how clean it is.
PhonesRe: Pantami's Decision To Mine Data Of Phone Users Trailed By Controversy by knockturnal(m): 4:06pm On Apr 25, 2020
So what about me that has like 4 sims?
PoliticsRe: Burial Of Galadima Modu Sheriff: Social Distancing Order Violated by knockturnal(m): 12:50am On Apr 24, 2020
Who is a Muslim here? Please can you explain to me why you guys seem to enjoy touching the body that's about to be buried? Is there any significance?
Science/TechnologyRe: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by knockturnal(m): 10:58pm On Apr 17, 2020
So many people do not know anything about the environment they live in. This is a natural phenomenon that occurs every year when this particular species of fish spawn i.e mate. They travel great distances to their place of birth and then after mating, they die in their millions and the next generation is left to fend for themselves. The only newsworthy thing about this is that the tide chose to bring the dead fishes to our shores this year. This is not pollution as it would have affected a variety of species and not just one it that was the case. Let's try and watch documentaries once in a while.

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