Vickyvice:
Police are a very useless set of people in Nigeria. Can u imagine scaling the fence unannounced,no hitting the gate to notifythe occupants to open it. Is that not a criminal act?

That's not Nigerian Police. Not saying they are not useless though.

b3llo:
That ur friend would have put his hand inside the snakes mouth. The end result would determine if the snake is harmless or not.

There are simpler ways to determine if a snake is venomous or not. This is one of the most popular harmless snakes in the world.

Weirdgee:
does it need VPN?

Nope

If you are cool with 1k daily, download Hive from playstore. You do little tasks daily and get paid every Tuesday through Bitcoin or PayPal. You only need phone n internet. Start with the little paying tasks then grow. ☮️

Righteousness89:
These Mysteries happening all over are passing a Message to Inhabitants of the Earth on what is set to Happen! But Many of us do not know or Understand the times..

Ladies and Gentlemen you need to understand that we live in very Unusual times and Seasons..

I Strongly suggest you search yourself and Ensure there is nothing that is a Hinderance between you and GOD.
I Strongly suggest you do away with anybody or anything is a distraction to your Salvation no matter what it is or who it is.
I Strongly Suggest that you Surrender Wholeheartedly to JESUS Christ!

The RAPTURE is imminent!
There is no more time!!

Oga, stop displaying your ignorance and just shut da hell up.

ibedun:
DJ SWITCH (ipob).....DAVIDO...….FALZ Awon omo ale come and see what your useless revolution have done to the Nigeria people oooo!

I will be waiting for you next time you start a "Revo-LOOT-ion"

#BringBack-SARS

U mumu long pass 50 BRTs

Ugaboy:
Greetings Nairalander, I found this bird at 5a.m, when I was tiding up the compound.

Does anyone know the name to this bird...I will like to help it stay alive or probably make it a pet.

I know it might look very small or to take care of, I don't mind...and I don't see it as a waste of resources, please any idea.

Its a baby bird.Buy anything like guinea corn or groundnuts to feed it. You will have to be forcing it down its throat for now as its not old enough to eat by itself yet. Keep it in a carton or someplace warm and try not to handle it except during feeding. The bird is quite aggressive though for a per, I advice you let it go when its old enough to survive on its own.

IMASTEX:
Your help has come already, the moment you have realised that betting has finished your life. Try to keep reminding yourself of that, see how you begin to hate it.

Lies. My thread about how to stop smoking hit front page in 2018. I wanted to stop smoking then. If you think admission means overcoming addiction then you obviously don't know what the fc^k you are talking about. P.S. I am smoking while typing this.

kikero:


If you were running a business , and you were selling imported cars at N2.5 million each, and goverment came and told you to sell them at N150000 each so that the poor can have cars, and they paid you N300000 per car sold as 'compensation', would you agree??

If yes, you would not have money to invest in growing your business

That's what subsidy, price controls are doing to our petroleum, and power sector.It is why we don't have good power supply, and why until recently we kept on having fuel scarcity, and why we don't have enough refinereis.

Your reasoning is quite sound in a sane climate, but Nigeria is not that. The people including myself have no trust for them when it comes to funds. When are they going to focus on removing government wastage of public funds the way they are focused on this subsidy issue? They remove the subsidy and use the saved funds to pay a retinue of redundant PAs and SAs and a millions other wasteful government spending. Let us see them effecting change in their own house first and people may find the subsidy removal pill easier to swallow.

Newyear901:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11759744_a7acc03e265f42498e938c28f3a09444_jpeg_jpegd12895b885796d7c97a441d4b687b6cd

You are a web developer and you don't know you could be sued for using copyrighted images? Is that not UBA's Leo you are using for your advert? Na laidis you go give your clients court case. Take that photo down, bros. Seeing that alone won't make me patronize you.

Using nine foreign players is quite wrong. No be here we dey shout Federal Character for mumu Buhari Government? The guy has a valid point jo.

iamauxin:
Take A Look At The Gigantic Snake Killed By My Hunter-neighbour

This was captured this morning by my neighbour's trap. It shares a semblance with Viper and therefore highly poisonous from what I've seen in NATGEO WILD channels.

To cut the long story short, My neighbour quickly prepared peppersoup with some of the meat and roasted the rest.

This is my first time of seeing a snake this gigantic.

Here are the pictures.
NB, the head and the tail were severed from the body, cos that's where the main poison lies

Lala What are you waiting for.

More pictures... Coming
Updated: it's a Python... Thanks for the heads up.

Only Nigerians believe that the tails of snakes contain poison. @op, the snake killed is even a constrictor.
It is not venomous. Whether head or tail.

Real Warripikin just made tonto look like a flat ass babe. Lolz.

Chai! Naija!

poverty na bastard

See these people wan comot food for people mouth.

subcbouy:
Those pictures are at critical stage, ICU. You are praying for such stage?

So our stage never critical laidis? Check Google u ll see pictures of every stage in different countries.

martineverest:
update yourself and stop being ignorant...over 1.2 million people have been discharged worldwide so far

Mumu.

Belike them don discover cure o

Uyo biribiri. I miss this town! See how clean it is.

So what about me that has like 4 sims?

Who is a Muslim here? Please can you explain to me why you guys seem to enjoy touching the body that's about to be buried? Is there any significance?

So many people do not know anything about the environment they live in. This is a natural phenomenon that occurs every year when this particular species of fish spawn i.e mate. They travel great distances to their place of birth and then after mating, they die in their millions and the next generation is left to fend for themselves. The only newsworthy thing about this is that the tide chose to bring the dead fishes to our shores this year. This is not pollution as it would have affected a variety of species and not just one it that was the case. Let's try and watch documentaries once in a while.

Fools

Fools

Cheryph200:
Those kids on janglover though

They deserve scholarships too.

The meaning is that you need to move to a better building. Rats live in your ceiling, cats came to hunt and naturally, they will fight over territory. Don't lie and say you have not been hearing them running around before this incident.

Bonny island is great. It rains almost everyday of the year but the best thing you ll love about the place is the uninterrupted power supply! Even zinc houses have air-conditioning and I never saw a generator through outmy stay there.

A one room selfcon went for #100k, there are also well packaged zinc houses if you care and with #200 you could transport yourself from one end of the island to the other... and back. Food and other items are very expensive in comparison as almost everything has to be brought to the place by boats. There were issues with militant and pirates on the sea so limit your movement in and out of the island. This info is based on my stay there in 2017. Things might have changed.

Good luck.

sarrki:


It’s about you and me

If we all have maintenance culture

Government is not to be blamed on maintenance

You are kidding right? What can you and me do about our roads, National Stadium, Refineries, Power supply, Nigerian Airways, etc?

TheAngry1:
ok. Visit my city. Visit Lagos!

Victoria Island.

That picture is actually Ikoyi not Victoria Island.

Brother, a lot of guys have made good suggestions but let me add small.

Firstly you have to learn how to enjoy sex Without enjoying sex. Mind control! Science have shown that a man can go from point zero to erection to ejaculation in just 7 seconds. If you start thinking about sex the second your girl calls that she is coming over, and your brain is wrapped around how u ll be thrusting into her the moment she walks through the door then u have a problem. Even during the act, you should try to take your mind off all the estatic signals your nerves endings are firing at your brain. As a trick, focus on your girl, study her reactions to your moves, make pleasing her your priority, pause(with style) if you are gonna blow your load early and before you know it you ll not be an idomie man any longer.

Secondly experience counts, if you are young and still new to the whole sex thing, you may not be able to control yourself because you have very 'few fights under your belt'. With time and experience, you should get better.

Thirdly, I would like to disagree with the other poster who said watching porn is a bad idea. Since you can't go around fvckng every oloshoo out there, porn is a good way to gain a bit of the experience I talked about earlier.There are some good porn sites when you can get quality films, not the hardcore shut. If you don't abuse it, it's a good way to get a second hand view of how the whole sex act is carried out and enjoyed.

On a side note, I don't need drugs to enable me perform better, but I have found out from personal experience that I last much more longer when I take about 2 bottles of Legend especially or any other stout.If you take alcohol, you can give it a go as a last resort. If you don't then don't try it cos you ll just pass out before you finish unhooking her bra.

I have developed my own 'strategy' for lasting long while satisfying my woman over time and I hope u can get your too cos the success of any relationship is mostly dependent on what goes on in the bedroom. If all else fails, please think about seeking professional help. Avoid all these read side treatments else you John becomes flaccid. Good luck bro.