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Thank you senate and rep members, now things can move foward without hinderance from those inept govs and thier gang. Apart from feeding the soldiers, they should use the remaining funds to rebuild the drstroyed churches and government buildings. any leftover funds shud be used to buy more bullets to shoot those heartless, confused and brainwashed neandatals in the as.s as they Ben Johnson to the hills.
Nigeria is too big for illetrates to have d final say! U can say no to western education, but western bullets ll definitely pierce ur sun-baked ass.es!
Forktards!

*Mirrage Suicide Bombing
Contrary to widespread belief that most of
the bombings by the Boko Haram sect are
carried out by suicide bombers, it has been
revealed that the sect currently at the
receiving end of military actionin Borno
Yobe and Adamawa states does not
employ such tactic.
A source close to the leadership ofthe
murderous sect, which has acquired
notoriety for its mindlesskillings of
innocent Nigerians in the northern part of
the country, employs deceptive tactics in
bombing of targets with its members sent
on such assignments used as Guinea pigs.
“Nigerians have been fooled for a long
time into thinking that the sect carries out
spectacular suicide bombings.
That thinking is very far from the reality on
ground and has been encouraged by
reports in the media and as well by the
circumstances surrounding some of the
bombings carried out by the group,” our
source said. “The truth, however, is, even
some of the bombers are sent to their
death without them knowing so. What
actually happens is that on such missions
there is what you may call division of
labour along the line.
From the time a target is selected up till
the execution of the assignment, different
individuals who are unknown to each other
play the different roles assigned tothem.
For instance, on an assignment, one person
acquires the vehicle, another person wires
it with explosives and then another
individual drives the vehicle to the place
targeted for destruction,” the source
added. Hesaid the final link in the chain is
the individual who finally detonates the
bomb.
“You see, the whole thing is carefully
planned and the drivers of the vehicles
who are paid between N20,000 and
N30,000 to drive the vehicle to the target
for destruction, do not know they are
driving to their deaths. Once they get to
the assigned destination, they place a call
indicating that they have arrived.
Thereafter, the final link in the chain is
activated. Upon receiving the call, the man
with the detonator carries out his mission
and then the driver and the vehicle go up
in explosion,” hesaid.
The bomb blast at a bus terminal in Kano
this year lends credence to this.
Eyewitnesses confirmed that shortly before
the blast, which claimed dozens of lives, a
white Volkswagen Golf car, was seen
parked in between two luxury buses filled
with passengers and bound for the
southern part of the country. Witnesses
said one of the occupants of the vehicles
was talking on phone when the bomb went
off blasting the vehicle and the luxury
buses around it to pieces. Even the
bombing of the Police Headquarters in
Abuja in 2011 followed a similar pattern.
In the case of the bombing of the United
Nations (UN) office in Abuja, the extensive
damage wrought on the facilities arose
because the sect had somehow managed
to breach security and had planted bombs
within the building. Our source said the
mythof Boko Haram engaging in suicide
bombings has helped the sect maintain a
larger than life image and to consolidate its
power in the areas it had controlled until
President Goodluck Jonathan declared a
state of emergency in Borno, Yobe and
Adamawa States.

This Gej sef, u declare SoE and leave d civilians in charge now you arrest these conscienseless pigs and release them
WTFF?!
JTF, una kno watsupp na, stray bullet tins abeg.

Chai! If na ibo man wey get four kidneys?? Anuma hammering!

Its a way of determining if the victim is awake or sleeping. if u dont respond by slapping at them, then they know its safe to feast on your iron rich blood!
thats all!

Silly boy
Silly zoo
Silly monkey
Silly system

**Confrontation with serial church
robbers: Fear of God meant nothing to us!

**Will a man rob God? … – Malachi 3:8

To Akinbode Theophilus (30),Waidi
Folorunso (27) and Wasiu Olusola (31), the
answer to the question above is possibly,
yes. They are in police net accused of
robbing a church, among others. The
robbed church is located at Ijegun-Ikotun,
Lagos. And it wasn’t only once that the
church was robbed.
Robbers attacked the church on three
separate occasions during which they
carted away items, the most valuable of
which were musical instruments valued at
hundreds of thousands of Naira. The
musical instruments were believed tobe
the target of the robbers and the other
items, secondary.

The trio of Theophilus, Folorunso and
Olusola were said to have confessed to
police interrogators that they were behind the serial robbery attacks on the church.

Sources close to the interrogators also
quoted the suspects as admitting to
carrying out attacks on some other
churches in Lagos and Ibadan.
God, in Malachi 3:8, puts those robbing
him, this timeof tithes and offerings,
undera curse. If it is proven that
Theophilus, Folorunso and Olusola carried out the church robberies, then they may never escape the curse of God; unless theyseek genuine repentance. The suspects
arrest is as dramatic as it is mysterious.
Many attributed it to nemesisand God at
work.

They had allegedly broken into the
headquarters of the Kingdom Zone of the
Redeemed Christian Church of God,
Ifelodun Street, Ijegun – Ikotun in the
early hours of April 5, 2013. They entered
the church auditorium, broke the iron cage
inside which the musical instruments were
secured and removed them. Not done yet,
they broke intothe church offices and
ransacked them, apparently looking for
cash and valuables.
Two of them – Theophilus and Folorunso-
allegedly chartered a tricycle to
conveytheir loot and had successfully
escaped from the area. The suspects were
said to be transferring the musical
instruments from thetricycle into another
one at Ikotun roundabout, some five
kilometers from scene ofrobbery – around
5 a.m. – when a police patrol team noted
their suspicious movements and accosted
them.

A police source said they toldthe patrol
team they were musicians coming from a
night engagement. Not convinced, the
police team, led by one Inspector Ahmed,
reportedly, asked the suspects to take
them to the venue of the engagement to
confirm their story. Then, onclose scrutiny
of the musical instruments, the policemen
found the name of the church engraved on
them.

The game was up. Folorunso allegedly tried
to bolt away. He knocked down one of
thepolicemen in the process. But as he
dashed across the road, an oncoming
tricycle knocked him down, instantly
demobilising him. Both suspects –
Theophilus and Folorunso – were arrested
and taken to the scene of robbery. They
allegedly confessed to the crime and told
the police that they had another colleague
working with them.

The suspects also allegedly named a
marketer at Oshodi who had been helping
them to sell their loot. The two suspects
were held at IkotunDivisional Police
Station. Some officers at the station gave
the credit for the arrest to the DPO, CSP
Austines Akika, who, according to them,
insists on ridding the area of criminal
elements..
Items allegedly recovered from the
suspects were the church musical
instruments, a saw, two iron bars, a master
key and a padlock. Theophilus an Folorunso
were later taken to the Special Anti-
Robbery Squad (SARS), Ikeja where further
investigations yielded the arrest of the
third suspect, Olusola. Olusola is said to be
an ‘insider’ in the Ijegun church who
facilitated the robbery.
The alleged marketer to the suspects was
said to be on the run. Theophilus told
Sunday Vanguard that he was not resident
in Lagos, and that he came in from
Abeokuta where he claimed to be a
teacher. He claimed to be a university
graduate.
According to the suspect, he is married
with a child. Indeed, the police took him to
a high profile hotel where he claimed to be
lodging in Ikotun area to corroborate his
statement, and he was found to be paying
N6,000 per night there. Asked if he did not
fear God as to go to achurch to rob,
Theophilus, a Christian, said he feared
God,but that, that fear paled into
insignificance when the survival of his
family was at stake.

swtchicgurl: ^^^google is ur friend

u obviously never had the pleasure of aquintance.

so by ur assesment women are ultimately fools Cos gossiping is as synonimous to women as prostitution
#nooffence#

I was hanging out with friends last nite, the usual drinking, gisting, some smoking and the usual oogling of innocently passing female butts and fronts.
Dont know why exactly but I became quite for about 30mins. I was struck mute when I realises dat we had been gisting mostly about a friend of ours who was not present.
How he just got wedded, bought a new car,got a new job and the likes. Most did not have nice things to say about him though they would all have hailed him if he happend to walk into d club at dat moment.
Business drinking, gisting, highness are terms that would have been used to describe that situation, but I think that was gossiping with a capital G.
This highly frowned upon trait is obviously not exclusive to the fairer sex, or what do you think

pro01: Na hunger make im face dull like that. Looks like he can't wait for the in-flight 'refreshments'.

lwtmb

This cooking pot shiat will only fav4 d likes of Saka, Ukwa,Mama G, Desmond eediot and the rest,.....them go come TV n start talking bullpoo.(this time weda na elephant ukwa go carry for mtn)

@ topic, process damn 2 long n discouraging.

[quote author=Table Leg ]The above is a monumental disgrace to yourself and english language ... You can't even string a sentence together, you should be banned forever from speaking, writing or promoting english language!

Next time dont bother, type in your native dialect![/quote]u r so dumb dat u cant detect simple sacarsm. smh.

CAMNEWTON4PRES: Ewu

Your Father Ewu!

Mudley313: with the advent of camera phones, youtube etc why have such extraordinary occurrences never ever been captured on tape, only dem say?

The experience I was narrating happened about 22years ago, am sure even Bill Gates did not have a camera phone then not to talk of humble me.

Bill, I have seen an event that may qualify to fit into your question about withches and wizards. Still beyond my comprehension and liable to a sacarstic respone from you, I must say that yes; I have seen what must have been an incident that qualify as an example that witches do exist. I incidentally ran into a crowd where a snake was being killed. In front of my eyes, the snake 'metamorphosed'(for lack of a better word to describe was I saw) into a naked young lady. My senses were so repulsed by what I saw that I threw up repeatedly immediately after I beheld such anomally. The whole crowd dispersed with alarcrity. It was a pity I could not witness what happened to her eventually as I was draged home by my elder sister I was walking with.
I am not saying it(she) was a witch, just that I have experienced first hand a "witch-like" occurence.

That the last BJ he will ever get from her. Oh yes, you can bet your willy on that!

@ Op, I refuse to believe that this is your first time of hearing\experiencing something of this nature(cept maybe you are just visiting us from the moon). But you are very wrong in your metaphorical assertions that the inquisitiveness of those kids is as a direct result of corruption, poverty or other social ills that you feel is exclusive to Nigeria.
Its a world wide phenomenon! Just as you smashed your toy as a kid to find out what made it sing or move, any normal kid of that age has nothing but curiousity coursing through his\her veins. And as you should know, hunger and sex are high up on the scale of natural human cravings. It is hilarious that some over bloated egos here think and even express thier warped reasoning the western countries are better off in issues of this nature. Thats a crazy joke not worthy of any argument.

NB. Somebody tell that crazy CAMEROONIAN morraphucker he should go look for a hole and crawl in. I am getting tired of his slide comments about Nigeria on this and other threads. Just because you succeded in crossing(sneaking) over to the US in someone's laugage, you dey here dey run your smelly toothless mouth.

OP, come to think of it, what were you looking for under the staircase

Could this be it?

The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World (often called simply, the Seven Wonders of the World) is a list of man-made structures built during the classical era. Scholars believe that ancient historians began compiling the list in the second century B.C.
The final list of the Seven Wonders that we currently reference was defined in the Middle Ages.

1. The Great Pyramid at Giza Cairo, Egypt Noted for being the only surviving member of the Seven Ancient Wonders of the World, the Great Pyramid is the largest of the 3 pyramids built in the ancient city of Giza, now part of greater Cairo, Egypt. The pyramid is believed to have been built around 2560 B.C. as a tomb for the Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu, and likely took 20 years to construct. (Egyptologists argue over man-power numbers, and estimates have ranged from 14,000 to 360,000 men). When built, the pyramid measured nearly 480 feet high, with the sides each measuring about 755 feet long. In addition, each side is oriented with one of the cardinal points (north, south, east and west). Nearly 2.3 million blocks of stone, each weighing approximately 2 tons, comprise the pyramid. The pyramid remained the world's tallest building for 4 millennia after it was built.

2. Hanging Gardens of Babylon Al-Hillah, Iraq.

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon are said to have been built by Nebuchadnezzar II, a ruler of Babylon, around 600 B.C. Though historians often debate the actual existence of the gardens, because there's no physical evidence and Babylonian documents never mention them (Greek scholars first described the gardens), accounts state that the gardens consisted of vaulted terraces raised above one another and supported on pillars -- in other words, an artificial rising mountain of gardens. The terraces were filled with dirt and planted with trees and flora, which were said to hang over the sides. The amazement over the gardens stems from what would have been an extraordinarily complicated irrigation system, which brought water from the Euphrates to the gardens in an otherwise arid environment. The gardens are thought to have been destroyed by an earthquake around the first century B.C.


3. Temple of Artemis at Ephesus Selcuk, Turkey.

Completed around 550 B.C. to honor the Greek goddess of hunting and nature, the Temple of Artemis was built during the Achaemenid Dynasty of the Persian Empire. Arson destroyed the temple in 356 B.C. The ancient author and philosopher Pliny described the temple as being 377 feet long and 180 feet wide (about 3 times the size of the Parthenon), with 127 Ionic columns measuring 60 feet high, and made solely of marble.
Used as both a marketplace and a place of worship, the temple housed numerous works of art and sculpture.


4. Statue of Zeus at Olympia Olympia, Greece.

This enormous statue honoring the god Zeus was built at the Temple of Zeus in Olympia around 450 B.C. Designed by the Greek sculptor Pheidias, the statue of a seated Zeus measured 40 feet tall and was carved from ivory with gold-plated accents. The statue depicts him seated on a cedar throne inlaid with jewels, holding a statue of Nike (goddess of victory) in his right hand and a scepter with an eagle on top in his left hand. Various theories exist to explain the statue's destruction. Some scholars believe that it was destroyed along with the temple in the fifth century. Others argue that the statue was brought to Constantinople, where it was destroyed in a fire in A.D. 462.


5. Tomb of Maussollos at Halicarnassus Southwestern Turkey.

The tomb built to hold the remains of the Persian king Mausollos and his wife, Artemisia, was designed by the Greek architects Satyrus and Pythius and constructed around 353 B.C. on a hill overlooking the ancient city of Halicarnassus. The tomb stood 135 feet high, and its exterior was surrounded by an ornamental frieze.
Numerous statues, bas-reliefs and columns decorated the exterior of the ornate and enormous tomb, and eventually the term "mausoleum" became used to describe any large and impressive tomb. Multiple earthquakes ultimately led to the destruction of the tomb in the 14th century.

6. Colossus at Rhodes Rhodes, Greece.

The Colossus of Rhodes was actually an enormous, looming 100-foot tall statue of the Greek god Helios, built on the island of Rhodes around 280 B.C. The statue was erected to commemorate the island's patron god, Helios, after Rhodes successfully defended itself in 304 B.C. from an invasion. Scholars believe that the statue stood either on a pedestal at the entrance to the island's harbor or on a breakwater in the harbor.
An earthquake destroyed the statue in 226 B.C., a mere 54 years after its construction.


7. Lighthouse of Alexandria Pharos Island, Alexandria.

Egypt Scholars estimate the Lighthouse of Alexandria measured between 383 and 450 feet high and was built in the third century B.C. to act as a landmark for Pharos, a small island off the coast of Alexandria, Egypt. The lighthouse's tower was built using light-colored stone, and at its highest point, a mirror was placed to reflect sunlight during the day; at night a fire burned to give off light. Some historians believe that the light given off could be seen for some 35 miles.
The lighthouse was damaged by 2 earthquakes in 1303 and 1323, and its remains were destroyed in 1480, when a fort was built on the site.

For the simple reason that other wont collect from me if i do.

Turtle ninja looking mother effer telling a effing lie!

Oron is in Akwa Ibom State, just for the records.
Too bad for those people, may God take care of their souls, amen!

The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, On Wednesday, 13 March, 2013 Arraigned Akinluyi Akintunde (A.K.A Akin Cindy) Before Justice Bolaji Yusuf Of The Oyo State High Court , Sitting In Ibadan On A Two Count Charge Bordering On Obtaining Money By False Pretense And Possession Of Documents Containing False Pretense Contrary To Sections 6, 8(B) And 1 (3) Of The Advance Fee Fraud And Other Fraud Related Offences Act No. 14 0f 2006.


Akintunde allegedly obtained the sum of $ 450.00 (Four Hundred and Fifty USD) from one Robert Jackson via Western Union Money Transfer and another $6,450,000.00 (Six million, Four Hundred and Forty UDS) through false documents.


He pleaded not guilty to the charge Count two of the charge reads: “Akinluyi Akintunde( a.k.a Akin Cindy) on or about the 12th October, 2011 at Ogbomosho within the jurisdiction of this Honourable Court with intent to defraud had in your possession documents containing false pretenses to wit: an air travelling regulation purportedly issued by the Ministry of Aviation of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, a drug free certificate for the sum of $ 5,000,000.00 (Five Million United States Dollars) in favour of one Stan Wills Chevron Oil & Gas Company purportedly issued by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, two revenue collector’s statement for the sum of $1,450,000.00( One Million, Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) purportedly issued by the Federal Inland Revenue Service of Nigeria in favour of one Stanley Woodley and Stan Wils, three contract award certificates purportedly issued by Chevron Oil & Gas plc in favour of Frank David, Stanley Wils and Stanley Dreckley and draft e- mails. “That you, Akinluyi Akintunde sometime between January 2011 and December 2011 at Ogbomosho within the jurisdiction of this honourable court with intent to defraud, obtained the sum of $450.00 from Robert Jackson , via Western Union Money Transfer under the false pretence that you were a lady which representation you knew to be false”.

Prosecution counsel, Gbolahan K. Latona asked the court for a trial date and to remand the suspect in prison custody. However, defense counsel, Olusegun Jaiyeola, prayed the court to grant his client bail, stressing that his offences are bailable. Justice Yusuf however remanded the accused person in prison and adjourned the matter till March 20, 2013 for hearing of bail applications.


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