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Celebrities / Re: Asa 'Crowned' Akan Queen Of Ivory Coast (Photos) by knockturnal(m): 3:56pm On Oct 03, 2015
Where does she buy those glasses
Romance / Re: My Girl His Local(pic Of Whot She Do) by knockturnal(m): 12:04am On Aug 30, 2015
Terrifying
Politics / Re: Graphic! Killings Continue Unabated In PLATEAU State, Under The Watch Of STF Co by knockturnal(m): 10:59am On Jun 14, 2015
Nairaland ( Nigeria) is getting too graphic these days..

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Celebrities / Re: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by knockturnal(m): 11:10pm On May 03, 2015
Ishilove:
I don't know who is more distressed between you and your jeans. grin

Faints!!
Jokes Etc / Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by knockturnal(m): 10:59pm On May 02, 2015
This cracks me up daily
TEACHRER: John, what do you call a baby dog?
JOHN: A baby dog is called a puppy
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a baby lizard?
AKPOS: A baby lizard is called lizzy baby.


TEACHER FAINTS!!!

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election Results In Ogun - The Nation by knockturnal(m): 7:23pm On Mar 29, 2015
This race is gonna be tighter than a virgin...
Politics / Re: INEC Okays Manual Accreditation Due To Issues With Card Reader by knockturnal(m): 4:50pm On Mar 28, 2015
BILLIONS UP IN FLAME, ABI THEM GO ASK FOR REFUND?

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Massive Protests In Akwa Ibom by knockturnal(m): 4:27pm On Mar 28, 2015
mrsqueen:
The Governorship candidate of APC in AKWA IBOM STATE have this to say. "We have in our hands 56 already compiled results by PDP. From our sources, INEC had already given electoral materials to PDP before now. What they do is filling the original results sheet and are now going around to return them to Electoral Officers at various units. In some Units, it is reported by our field agents that NO materials and INEC officers are seen anywhere near the polling unit".
The crowd pulling APC Candidate for Akwa Ibom State, Umana Okon Umana at his Polling unit in Nsit Ubium Ndiya Ward 03-21-0004-01. Discovered that there was No result sheet for his ward. Credible sources at the unit told him that the Electoral Officer(EO) is with Sen Effiong Bob at his residence with the result sheet. He has however called for the cancellation of the entire elections in the state as there can't be any elections when there are no result sheets to record the election results. There is massive protest everywhere in Akwa Ibom State.

From all your previous topics its clear that you are an unrepentant alarmist who wishes nothin good for my dear Akwa Abasi Ibom state. Please Nigerians please disregard this political AKPARA
Politics / Re: Troops Recapture Pulka, Borno State From Boko Haram by knockturnal(m): 7:15pm On Mar 24, 2015
BY GOD'S GRACE WE SHALL OVERCOME...
Politics / Re: Dep. Gov., 21 Commissioners, 16 Assembly Members Defect To PDP In Rivers State. by knockturnal(m): 7:28pm On Mar 22, 2015
this week is gonna be full of suprises...

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Celebrities / Re: So Amazing-this Makeup Artist Can Transform Herself Into Anything (MUST Se2photo by knockturnal(m): 12:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
Men, these guys are turning into human photoshoping machines
Politics / Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Kiki Tweets About Nairaland Topic by knockturnal(m): 3:19pm On Feb 14, 2015
macdelene:


I didn't know that we on the Nairaland are celebrities cool


I was refering to Nigeria-land, the only real celeb on Nairaland land is Tonto Dickey. And we all know why. grin
Politics / Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Kiki Tweets About Nairaland Topic by knockturnal(m): 9:57am On Feb 14, 2015
Madam KiKi, please check your spellings well next time. We have enough grammarians already.

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Celebrities / Re: 2face & Annie Support Daughter On Interhouse Day (pics) by knockturnal(m): 9:33pm On Feb 12, 2015
That's so lovely. My Dad used to create time to come for mine too. RIP Pman!!!! #MyOwnPersonalCeleb.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Company Boss Builds Wall Of MONEY To Protect Himself From Angry Staff After Bank by knockturnal(m): 6:49pm On Feb 11, 2015
Is that legal? Guess they are not into the cashless policy thingy over there?
Politics / Re: Is This The Man You Want As Your President? by knockturnal(m): 1:42pm On Jan 31, 2015
nifemi25:
Even do he present a Nepa bill as his certificates that doesn't stop me from voting for him. SAI BUHARI

From your English, I am sure you and Buhari went to thesame school.

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Politics / Re: Buhari:i Changed My Mind On Voting Buhari After Reading This. by knockturnal(m): 5:11pm On Jan 18, 2015
Great write up. And true, every sentence! If this man can't be truthfull about his education then on what moral ground is he gonna stand n 'fight' corruption? Wetin sef, if it will take a 73 year old liar, illiterate, extremist, coupist to bring change to Nigeria then all the youths in this country should be shot in the head!

His contemporaries are only relevant as symbols on the Nigerian Naira and some youths with education behind them are tagging along with greedy selfish politician to shout 'Change'!!!

Jonathan is not a great achiever, but sincerity will not let me tag him a complete failure. Directly or otherwise, Buhari and his ilk are behind the situation Nigerians are facing today! They invented corruption, intent on dividing Nigeria along religious and tribal lines and have done nothing to call the boko haram dogs to order.

The desperate nature of the North to get their fangs back on national power can be clearly deduced from their support of a misfit like Buhari not because he is the best they can offer but because his nature fits perfectly with their henious intents. For more than 40 years out of Nigeria's 55 years they had their way and now they have brought the country down to its knees by ransoming our common sense and reasoning in the hope of peace when they stop insurgency!!!

I look foward to febuary because it will show me and the world if Nigeria is a lost investment....if the youths are senseless enought to backtrack their destinies 30 years into the past.

I wish my beloved country well. Hope to still see you after February
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Buhari, Others To Face INEC Verification Committee by knockturnal(m): 5:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
If Buhari starts JSS1 dis year, he can take UTME in 2022, graduate in 2028 (xtra 2 years for spillover), goes for NGFSC(National GrandFather Service Corps) in 2029 then I promise to vote him for President in 2030!

Change fire!!!

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Politics / Re: Car Bomb Explosion Kills 6 In Yobe by knockturnal(m): 9:43pm On Dec 31, 2014
Na wetin person like, dey kill am!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(m): 8:35pm On Dec 31, 2014
Am almost 30 since u asked, and unlike you I dnt necessarily need a cap to think.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Timaya Shows Off His Massive New House, Thanks God For A Great 2014 by knockturnal(m): 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
Please can we see NicoGravity's House??

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Politics / Re: Cameroon Launches First Air Strikes On Boko Haram by knockturnal(m): 7:32pm On Dec 31, 2014
Hollawaley:
Come on even nigeria(giant of africa) where boko haram is terrorizing hasn't started any air strike.we are desperate in need of change in nigeria #GMB till 2019

Which hole are u typing from??
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(m): 3:09pm On Dec 29, 2014
deji68:
Who is controlling the allowee of those LG
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(m): 12:48pm On Dec 28, 2014
Countries with "better leader" and international support have been fighting terrorism for decades without success. What makes u think its all dependent on the tribe of Origin?

VirginFinder:

All these can NEVER happen if a Yoruba man or northerner is president.
Only a Yorubas and northerners can rule this country successfully.
That said, GEJ is too weak to rule this country successfully. It's just his nature. He is a follower not a leader. No offence!

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Family / Re: Photo: Fire Roasts 4 Children Of Same Parents To Death On Xmas Day In Anambra by knockturnal(m): 12:27pm On Dec 28, 2014
NEVER. LOCK. KIDS. IN. THE. HOUSE.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(m): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
Politics / Boko Haram Controls 20 Out Of The 27 Local Government Area In Borno State by knockturnal(m): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
The Borno state government has revealed that terrorist group, Boko Haram controls 20 out of the 27 local government area in Borno state over the last five years.

According to The Nation, Only Maiduguri Metropolitan, Jere, Konduga, Kaga, Bayo, Kwayakusar and Biu local government areas remain in government hands

The government also said it has 2million Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) to provide for and that it recently moved 45, 000 of such displaced persons from neighbouring Adamawa State. These facts were made available by the state Deputy Governor, Zanna Umar Mustapha.

Speaking at the one of the IDPs camps, the state Deputy Governor, Alhaji Zanna Umar Mustapha who was on a sympathy visit to the camp said taking care of the people is setting back the state financially to the tune of N600m per month.

He commended the military and other security agencies in Adamawa and Borno states for their battle against insurgency in the North-East but appealed to them to intensify their efforts.


He assured the IDPs of government’s resolve to bring the situation under control.

In a relative development, the Nigerian Army recently freed 42 Boko Haram suspects
Travel / Re: Missing AirAsia Plane: 162 People (Including 17 Children) On Board by knockturnal(m): 10:18am On Dec 28, 2014
And the unusual horror stories continues. Merry Xmas y'all.
Crime / Re: Trader Arrested For Gruesome Murder Of Austria-based Lover (pictured) by knockturnal(m): 10:17pm On Dec 27, 2014
Look how fat he has grown from the woman's struggles. Karma, will dish yours back in spades.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Whoever Mowed This Grass Deserves A Goal Medal... (pictures) by knockturnal(m): 8:16pm On Dec 27, 2014
What do I think about d grass or the **ass?

And its not "goal" medal!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Whoever Mowed This Grass Deserves A Goal Medal... (pictures) by knockturnal(m): 8:15pm On Dec 27, 2014
What do I think about d grass or the **ass
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why We Stopped Buying Nigeria’s Oil, By White House by knockturnal(m): 5:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
tellmoon:
If U ask me, I believe this is not unconnected with our refusal to sign the gay law... my thought anyway.


U just hit the nail with a Mighty Hammer

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