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With dat kinda weather!!!!

Laff wan kill me die!

iterator25: See what a Nigerian girl used her brain to sculpt ..

SMH

I ll bet a million dat this is how dat guy started also

Foork me!!!

Dats etighi dance, not kukere.
unek ukan nnyin ke do.

U can say dat again

MTN Losses Almost Half Of
Its Subscribbers To Mobile
Number Portability Scheme
According to the Director of
Public Affairs of the Nigerian
Communications Commission
(NCC), Mr Tony Ojobo, almost
half of MTN subscribers
switched to other networks
during the recently introduced
Mobile Number Portability
(MNP) scheme.
According to figures released by
Mr Ojobo, MTN topped the losers
table among an overall number
of subscribers that switched
service providers in the telecoms
market with 49%; followed by
Globacom with 23%,Airtel with
17%; while Etisalat came last on
the losers’ table with 11%.
Which means Etisalat emerged
top in the number porting
scheme among the telecoms
company

Leader Of Boko Haram Faction In Official
Talks With The Nigerian Gov't Claims
Responsibility For Deadly Kano Bombings,
Says Abubakar Shekau Still Alive
By SaharaReporters
A leader of the Boko haram faction that
has been in negotiations with the Nigerian
government appointed "Amnesty
Committee " headed by a government
minister yesterday declared that his team
carried out the deadly Kano bombings that
killed over 40 people in the Sabo-Gari area
of the Kano.
The new leader, Mohammed Marwana
released an audio message obtained by
Saharareporters. Mr. Marwana's assertions
in the audio yesterday added a new twist
to the controversy surrounding the
authenticity of the faction of the islamist
militant group in talks with the federal
government and recent claims that the old
leader of the groups was deposedafter he
was shot.
Speaking in Hausa language, Marwana said
the Kano bombingswas carried out to
prove that he is the authentic leader of the
sect because people continue to doubthim
and his group of negotiators.
“I personally instructed the attack in Kano
to prove to the world that,I am the real
leader of Boko Haram because there have
been retrogressive forces on the issue of
dialogue, who kept doubting my leadership
in the sect. I told them ahead that there
will be attack, and it has happened. It is
awarning, and we need to say again that
we carried out the attacks in Kano”, he
said.
The man who claimed to have been
appointed leader of the sect debunked
speculations that the globally known leader
of the sect, Imam Abubakar Shekau is
dead. Marwana stated that Shekau is alive
and that nothing has happened to him
except that he lost leadership of the sect.
Speaking further in the audio message, he
stated, “Shekau is alive contrary to
speculations, except that he lost leadership
of the sect. I will not tell you where he is,
but he is alive, and we talked with him not
up to three hours ago, except if he died
whileI am talking.”
There has been controversy regarding
authenticity of Marwana as a member of
the sect and its leadership, as he was
recently dismissed by Imam Shekau in a
Youtube video after he claimed that the
sect had agreed to cease-fire with Nigerian
government.
Other credible sources in the know about
Boko Haram activitiesin Borno and Yobe
States expressed doubts over
Marwana'sclaim to leadership of the sect.
In separate interiews, our sources
described Marwana as a stage-managed
Boko Haram figure created by government
officials to siphon off millions of dollars
designated for ending.

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Cant wait for 'yawning' to come into fashion!

Am so saving this pishure!

penny01502: what does this unrespected idioot saying?

Which part dont u undastand?? The man is talking like a parrot with oral dysentry and he is a pioneer cultist in nigeria.
From ur above statement i can see english is a hurdle for u.

If the prof actually stooped so low as to call the president's wife a shepo*******, then he is no better than a street thug, an agbero, an illiterate who knows no better than to resort to name calling to give credibility to his stance.
I think the old fu*k is getting senile.
Was the whole of Nwaniba road not blocked for hours when he came to Uyo to collect his share of the loot? And here he is hypocritically raining praises on Akpabio all because he has collected his own GMG.
Chauvanistic SOaG.

Beautiful. Its like an elaboration of my signature.
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Now i kno where my stolen DSTV dishes are @ 3rd pix. **couldnothelpmyself**

There are bad lawyers,embezling banker, quack doctors, corrupt politicians, scheming CEO, and bad cops everywhere. This occurence is not exclusive to nigeria. Whats NEWS is that they are being fished out!

U dont say!

She aint there!

Crazy men! Temporary foot binding still happens today tho.
Pls Op, do u av more pictures of those "humans" with lip trays? i ll'd like to see how the lips look like without the trays in it.
Google is nt helping

See JAMB question!

Wow!! Too bad dat today revolution has been commercialized(Ateke n co.)

Six packs only? Dayum!
****patientlywaitingfornineinches***

Mkpo ase ba o!

The unlimited works just fine on my android. I av been using BIS on it since i got it few months back. No need to tweak the OTA settings or buy 10mb of data seperately.

I think its an unecesary extravagance. If its for a bit of relaxation after the stress of wedding preparations, then its understanable.....but any couple dat needs solitary confinement AFTER getting married should also make provisions for imminent divorce!

Ininge, Uyai, Ediye.........amongst odas. Ku kere.

**yaaawns** arrant rubish! Airtel alldaway!

lucky motherfuckher.

That wnt be an easy job.....cept u gat 3 hands. I envy her boyfriend die!

We published this story earlier
here and so far we have been
able to track down more photos
of this woman blessed with three
breasts. She has a condition
known as having an accessory
chest.
According to Wikipedia:
Accessory breasts , also known
as polymastia, supernumerary
breasts , multiple chest
syndrome , or mammae
erraticae , is the condition of
having additional breasts.
Extra breasts may appear with
or without bosoms or areolae.
It is a condition and a form
of atavism which is most
prevalent in male humans, and
often goes untreated as it is
mostly harmless. In recent
years, many affected women
have had a plastic
surgery operation to remove
the additional breasts, for
purely aesthetic reasons.

This picture of a girl
abundantly blessed has been
trending on the Internet .
According to American Livewire,
this image was uploaded to
Reddit by user
“bsbobstar” showing a girl posing
on camera… with 3 b**bs?

A woman who is the owner of a
popular buka in Portharcourt
confessed last Saturday to
using diabolical means to
entice customers, as well as
take their “destinies.”
According to eye witnesses, the
woman, who is from Akwa Ibom,
suddenly ran mad while at her
buka located at Aleto in Eleme
Local Government area of Port-
Harcourt, Rivers state.
They say she suddenly started
acting bizarre, tore her clothes
and started confessing how she
employed diabolical means for
the growth of her business.
In her confession, she said she
mixes water used to bathe
corpses with her food, as well as
water from her private part and
menstruation blood. She said she
did all these to attract customers
whose “destinies” she used for
the growth of her business and
riches.
She then ran around town
unclad, confessing her atrocities,
appearing to have lost her sanity.
The news of her confession
spread around the area, and
some of her customers (including
Okada men) and angry
onlookers descended on her and
gave her the beating of her life,
before Police men intervened
and took her away.
See photos below

www.informationng.com/?p=90504

U dont want to seeeeee
the abokiiiiii inside!

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