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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9_IYC_ojpM

peggywebbs:
I'm sorry for misconstruing your intentions all this while. I actually thought you were making a mockery of Christianity. After watching this video, I was forced to look up your flying spaghetti monster religion. I'm still very shook.

My conclusion, you're not a Nigerian at all. I'm still wrapping my head around this..my thoughts though, you should preach this religion to those women in the market, the ones with the wide waist. You're im need of serious spanking... like I'm still in shock.

You’re late to the game. They have had at least one ecumenical council, two schisms, and three reformations. The plan of redemption includes the acceptance of His noodle prophets including Prophet Indomie who was sent to Nigerians back in the 80s and 90s.
He was born of a girl that had sex just once prior to the miraculous roll in the hay (so not quite a virgin) during the SAP period of Babangida.

The curious case of God and god:

Kobojunkie:
Again, this is simple.

To be considered athiestic, one simply need to show lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.

Say the word God out loud.

Say the word god out loud

What is the difference?!

Rebuke:
Let's see yhur picture and that of yhur failed parent.

Useless lot. Instead of commending the man for a good job yhu are here seeing fault.

I would ask for the picture of the thing that spawned you but I don’t want to abuse my eyes with that abomination.

Sorry, I forgot to thank the conman for sharing his largesse. At least the fat bastard didn’t gorge on all the tithes and offering. Judging by the picture, the vultures are well fed.

Anyone conversing with Kobojunkie needs to keep in mind his use of passive voice to avoid admitting that the same "men" he accuses of creating doctrines are the same "men" that wrote the so called scriptures.
Instead of writing "men wrote that Jesus....." he writes "Jesus is written....". Instead of "men wrote that god....." he writes "god is written..." all in a bid to avoid the fact that everything he knows about "God" are merely the opinions of men just like the doctrines he likes to criticize. If he were honest, the proper construction of that passive voice sentence would be "Jesus is written by men/authors/scribes...." or "God is written by men/authors/scribe...."

Kobojunkie:
Oh, so you don't believe in assessing what is in fact written by men in scripture of God?.

You believe the religion is instead about the worship of men and their doctrines, the very same lies Jesus Christ is written by men to have warned His followers against listening to?

I don't think I can be considered an iconoclast since I believe in God and His Law - His Word and Truth, Jesus Christ......as written by scribes

Fixed it for you.





What’s the difference between active and passive voice?
Active voice
When the subject of a sentence performs the verb’s action, we say that the sentence is in the active voice. Sentences in the active voice have a strong, direct, and clear tone. Here are some short and straightforward examples of active voice.

Active voice examples
Monkeys adore bananas.
The cashier counted the money.

The dog chased the squirrel.

All three sentences have a basic active voice construction: subject, verb, and object. The subject monkey performs the action described by adore. The subject the cashier performs the action described by counted. The subject the dog performs the action described by chased. The subjects are doing, doing, doing—they take action in their sentences. The active voice reminds us of the popular Nike slogan, “Just Do It.”

Passive voice
A sentence is in the passive voice, on the other hand, when the subject is acted on by the verb. The passive voice is always constructed with a conjugated form of to be plus the verb’s past participle. Doing this usually generates a preposition as well. That sounds much more complicated than it is—passive voice is actually quite easy to detect. For these examples of passive voice, we will transform the three active sentences above to illustrate the difference.

Passive voice examples
Bananas are adored by monkeys.
The money was counted by the cashier.

The squirrel was chased by the dog.

Let’s take a closer look at the first pair of sentences, “Monkeys adore bananas” and “Bananas are adored by monkeys.” The active sentence consists of monkeys (subject) + adore (verb) + bananas (object). The passive sentence consists of bananas (object) + are adored (a form of to be plus the past participle adored) + by (preposition) + monkeys (subject). Making the sentence passive flipped the structure and necessitated the preposition by. In fact, all three of the transformed sentences above required the addition of by.
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/active-vs-passive-voice/

LordReed:
How is this evidence of indigenous black Europeans?

You are doing the lord’s work with your intercourses on this forum. I couldn’t do what you do.

You’re arguing with people that use painting of the “three wise men”’of the nativity as evidence for African born royalty in Europe.

People who claim an African American is King James of England

People who use obvious forgeries as arguments

People who think slavery is humane.

I salute you!!

eplanning:
The problem with you poorly (western) educated folk is that you are satisfied with the lies they told you. To you, it's all about how well you can google up the lies they've made readily available for you. How many of you can pay thousands of dollars for old books or journals? The secrets are in the ancient sources.

While some are affected by, and poorly educated due to western bias and lies, you are just poorly educated regardless of western prejudice. Judging by your “evidence”, you and reading comprehension are obviously strangers.
Spend your thousands of dollars for proper education and reasoning that will enable to form cogent explanations from available sources. Once you do that, you will stop spewing ignorant nonsense everywhere and insulting people who aren’t poorly educated.

I guess physical fitness and healthy habits are not virtues in their religion. Bunch of pregnant men.

bobestman:
I don't cruticise anyone. I tell them what they hid from them. We are in the 7th and final day of the world. It all started in Day 1. Many world had gone and as one goes, another begins. You must have had about the Deluge or the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Or if you are an Atheist - Doomsday. Whether you believe or not this world will go in flames and a new one and people will begin another glorious one.
There is a Father, He has a mother and they have a Son/Suns. We children are their other Suns/Sons/Light. We are the light of the world and small gods. This is why I tell you Christians don't understand the book. There are many things written that they have no knowledge of.

They don’t understand it and judging by what you wrote neither do you.

MaxInDHouse:
 And you will be hated by all people on account of my name, but the one who has endured to the end will be saved. When they persecute you in one city, flee to another; for truly I say to you, you will by no means complete the circuit of the cities of Israel until the Son of man arrives. "A student is not above his teacher, nor a slave above his master. It is enough for the student to become as his teacher, and the slave as his master. If people have called the master of the house Be·elʹze·bub, how much more those of his household? Matthew 10:22-25

So we are happy to know that Jesus' words is coming true in our case, thanks for confirming that we are the one and only true followers of Jesus Christ! Act 5:41

Don’t feel special. It’s the same sentiment towards the rest of Christendom regardless if it’s the pope, your JW governing body, or you cretinous votaries. Scum

bobestman:
Your Scientists are all building in futility- Make them build Tower of Babel na. They are researching and building and Coronavirus is killing many in the E's. They can only decieve people like you

Why build Tower of Babel when they’ve had the International Space Station in orbit since 1998. Next time you see a child eating nutritious formula, thank NASA for the research connected with sustaining astronauts in space.

Why build Tower of Babel when they have multiple satellites in orbit. Next time you use the GPS on your phone thank the scientists who did the calculations.

Why build Tower of Babel when they’ve traversed the “heavens” all the way to the moon?

Why build Tower of Babel when they’ve sent crafts to Mars?

Why build Tower of Babel when they’ve sent craft on a course for interstellar space?

Why build Tower of Babel when we’ve reached the heavens and found that your god has absconded?

Kobojunkie:
I am not against slavery - against inhumane practices though

Jesus f#cking Christ, I love these people!!!!

jesusjnr2020:
Lol! Your incantations don dey backfire, you can no longer speak for yourself, na to dey repeat what someone says.

My incantations are so powerful you didn’t even notice the boomerang as it took a bit of your essence. Read it again. Your prayers are no match for my incantations.

jesusjnr2020:
Tell us what we want to know.

Ask me. I’m not shy. I’ll let you in on all the secrets. You can’t stop Us anyway.

jesusjnr2020:
I wish say I dey there with you, I get dey laugh to sleep on top of your incantations to prove how ridiculous they are.

I wish say I dey there with you, I get dey laugh to sleep on top of your prayers to prove how ridiculous they are.

Janosky:
The proof is public knowledge, Deluded bigot

Just like it’s public knowledge that Jesus has been reigning as king in heaven since 1914.

Janosky:
That is why you came to Nairaland to mislead the public with FALSE claim of $13.5m.

Deluded bigot forming unknown

The public awaits proof of the successful appeal.

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

I would even waste any prayer on you, needless say a prayer session.

Your own case is touch and die, so try to touch and see if this is just an empty threat.

Abegi, make I even go to sleep and stop wasting time on a powerless bunch of witches and satanists in NL.

Chicken! Where you dey go?! I never finish

Now, I summon the seven lamps burning in front of the throne of Polaris. I summon the 12 who keep watch over the azure dome. Cherubim and Seraphim of the four winds. I implore you to enter the person of the moniker Jesusjnr!!

jesusjnr2020:
Your own case is already clear. Perhaps the end of your own case is getting closer. How close, get near me to find out.

I just threw down the gauntlet. You won’t sleep well tonight. You will be so disturbed, even a four hour prayer session won’t be enough to get my fangs out of your neck.

Janosky:
Deluded bigot .
TUEH !!!

I sure do despise you people. No fucking doubt about that. But delusions be your lot, not mine.

Janosky:
Deluded bigot .
TUEH !!!

I sure do despise you people. No fucking doubt about that.

Janosky:
After misleading the public viewing your comments, you are asking "which appeal"?

Continue DECEIVING yourself.

The public await the proof of the appeal they won, and the venerable public have other examples of Jehovah’s Salacious Witnesses and their licentious adventures. I might just have the oracle of google pull up more examples of Jehovah’s Lustful Lot and their naughty antics for the public.

Janosky:
The language spoken by your forebears is what you call "dunce", continue ooo !
JWs won the appeal, stop DECEIVING yourself.

Which appeal? Sorry, it’s hard to keep up with all the court cases of child buggery, raping, and delusions.

Janosky:
You have been making claims of JWs wrongs, is Nairaland a law court?
Na you know the law & the lawyer, you dey find clients for them or for yourself?

A community of peace loving people who just want to f#ck kids in peace is a goldmine of jokes.

I’m not an atheist but I turned into a bat this morning. Jesusjnr get ready for Round 1. Mortal Kombat in this bitch!

Janosky:
Continue DECEIVING yourself.
JWs have been working to curb child abuse even when the Laws of today were not extensive in the past decades to cover a wide range of issues related to abuse of minors.

I have posted a lawyer’s contact address in case you witnessed some hanky panky.

Janosky:

Armageddon no dey your Bible?
You dey fear 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9 & Matthew 24:36-39?
Hypocrisy tie gele & wrapper for your head.
Your Pastorpreneurs punished a State Official of C.A.N. for disobedience.
The Gombe State Official was punished for his choice of "what to think, say and do and the consequences for disobedience" of the National leadership descended on him.

Sorry, I don’t speak your dunce language nor do I fear fear the Thessalonians and Mr. Matthew. However, I am apprehensive of the Galatians , the Romans, and Dr. Luke. Additionally, Bel and the dragon give me the shivers. Armageddon was a relatively good movie but they got the space aspect wrong.

Pastorpreneurs on the Governing Body do very well for themselves. They even paid $13.5 million in restitution for covering up Jehovah’s pedophiles f#cking children. Jehovah fondled himself while witnessing the abomination.

khia:
OMG!!! Do you still believe Yahushua was a white man when the bible itself rejects that theory?

Yahushua - meaningless tripe

Yahooshua - yahoo boys’ lord and savior

Yahahwayashi- probably the funniest one I’ve seen from you black Hebrew Israelites Bantu weirdos.

So what?!!
Jesus has already forgiven them, which is the most beautiful part of Christianity. No matter how deplorable, immoral, and despicable you are, no matter what you do or who you harm, Jesus forgives you. The people you harm, maim, and kill be damned because Jesus forgives you.

MaxInDHouse:
If you catch a criminal take him to the authorities!

They are at your door.