₦airaland Forum

malali:
Pastor Adeboye and others must be warned to desist from conning the gullible public. Their actions not only misguide people but also endanger lives. We must uphold the integrity of medical science and ensure that all Nigerians have access to accurate and reliable health information.

These men are scammers!😥

Glimpsetv:
Customs officers in the Bahamas, located in the Caribbean, were shocked to discover something very strange at the airport. Loads of live crabs were found roaming freely on the luggage claim belt and crawling around the surroundings.
The question is, how did the crabs get there?

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virginboy1:
40 wives? The dick no go dey move round na? Women and Hypergamy don start tey try....
Man get 30 + wives...You still marry the man add to the numbers.

The money their criminal of a father, Abiola, stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

RussellRutherfo:
Nigeria dodged a bullet not having the criminal mentor of Tinubu that is MKO as President then. That was the only good thing IBB did. MKO was really irresponsible. A man who could not manage his house wanted to manage Nigeria then. Criminals long captured Nigeria.

hisgrace090:
Women will be like, founder of the DNA test must not go unponished.

The money their criminal of a father, Abiola, stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

RussellRutherfo:
Nigeria dodged a bullet not having the criminal mentor of Tinubu that is MKO as President then. That was the only good thing IBB did. MKO was really irresponsible. A man who could not manage his house wanted to manage Nigeria then. Criminals long captured Nigeria.

Babangidapikin:
DNA test should be made compulsory... It is possible we are 100million Nigerian sef and 100 millilon aliens .

The money their criminal of a father, Abiola, stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

RussellRutherfo:
Nigeria dodged a bullet not having the criminal mentor of Tinubu that is MKO as President then. That was the only good thing IBB did. MKO was really irresponsible. A man who could not manage his house wanted to manage Nigeria then. Criminals long captured Nigeria.

muyico:
.Solomon of yorubaland! He like women! Exspecially yellow ladies

The money their criminal of a father, Abiola, stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

yesloaded:
40 wives for what?

The money their criminal of a father, Abiola, stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

sojayy:
what's left of the wives, 20

The money their criminal of a father stole from the Nigerian people is all that should concern you as a Nigerian in this.

officialwdhtv:
My father had 40 wives, 103 kids but after DNA tests, we reduced to 55 children - Abdul MKO Abiola Take a listen!!!

Abiola was a thief who stole from the Nigerian people and then turned around to pretend he was on the side of Nigerians in order to save his arse. Leave Nigerians out of your family drama if you have any shame at all.

RealityKings:
■ I guess you've not studied the Bible upto that stage. It's in the apocryphal book "intertestamental literature"...

Stop lying!

SonofElElyonRet:
■ People voted for him.. it's a democracy. Your statement is most undemocratic and unfortunate that you are elated at the subversion of popular will. People have the right to vote for whoever they want ...

Voting for a criminal does not turn him into a hero or a non-criminal. He remains a corrupt criminal who should have been prosecuted and sentenced for all the crimes he committed against the same people who voted for him.

WhatsDifficult:
So wat u r saying is Dat they are 47000 types of christianity and I should not follow dem but I should follow you instead
Cogtratulations sir I are the 47001 type of christianity a d I will not follow

😀As expected!

There is no me to follow since I don't have a religion to offer you nor do I have any desires to be a god to you or any man. 😁

All I have tried to pass across to you is that if Jesus Christ is indeed the one you seek, I simply explained that since He made clear that religion is against Him, it means none of the over 47,000 types of Christianity can give you Jesus Christ. If this is too hard for you to grasp, then abeg go forth intp religion! 😂

Sapasenator:
∆ Abi na, I don't argue with delusional people and prefer to keep them entertained, I cannot disprove their claims and they cannot disprove mine. Hopefully one day, both of us will jam in heaven and settle our claims.
The same with our Daddy GO's claim of drinking Chai Masala tea with god on his dining table. c
Have you noticed all the people that claimed revelation of heaven always have different accounts?
these are individuals with a serious mental health issues who need treatments but we celebrate them in Nigeria.

Mental illness is not taken seriously in and among Nigerians.

Sapasenator:
■Me too, I have been to and seen both. I even drank tea with the angels and play table tennis with the elders.

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SonofElElyonRet:
∆ Nope.. Abacha deceived him into believing that once he (abacha) seizes power , it would be transferred to Abiola. Abiola was first deceived by ibb to believe that they were sincere about handing over power to him then abacha deceived him.. They messed up and not Abiola. Abiola was courageous in the end, not giving up his mandate until death... a real hero .. very much deserving of the June 12 holiday in his honour

Yes, turn a corrupt politician who got stabbed in the back by his friends whom he planned to deceive Nigerians with into a hero. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Abiola was a politheif-cian untill the very end. He was not a hero but a corrupt thief who got ruined while running his own game on those more connected than he was.

blacknp:
Typical Igbo man, when others were fighting Abacha to restore democracy, Gringory Obi was more interested in making money.

Fighting Abacha to restore democracy? 😂😅😅😅

kalufelix:
Dating the daughter of your oppressor just so you can remain alive..this is the highest form of cowardice and also depicts the lowest sense of self worth with zero dignity coupled with disloyalty, betrayal and back stabbing tendencies...indeed when you hear a yoruba man beating the drum of war enter house go sleep with your door open..

Which Oppressor? IBB and Abiola were comrades in looting of Nigerians only that Abiola was stabbed in the back by his friend who promised him the presidency. Abeg make is no dey rewrite history with these lame tales.

Nehyooh:
■ I actually just assumed Satan manipulated her, coupled with the fact that Job's wife actually told him to curse God and die.

There is no manipulation reported. She witnessed the death of her children, and the devastation wreaked on her family and hopes. And she saw her husband crippled with diseases and sickness. No human I know who has experienced such would be in their right mind.

WhatsDifficult:
■ U are moving too fast na hold on boss. What are u advicing me me to do now and
■ how can I know whether I am a blood of Jacob. U nko how did you know?

I am telling you that all over 47,000 interpretations offered to you by the religion of Christianity do not offer you Jesus Christ at all.

2. Jesus Christ, not religion, can reveal that to you. He made it abundantly clear in His Gospel which is almost 2000 years strong at this point that His Father only sent Him to the Lost sheep of Israel and it is only those among them who obey His teachings and commandments that will find Him. If you want to know for yourself whether you are or not, you should go straight to Him for the answers you seek.

WhatsDifficult:
■ Dey play my fans So ur advising me to be like you?

Nope! Also, according to Jesus Christ, He was sent by His Father only to the Lost sheep of Israel, so technically, unless you are born of the blood of Jacob, all of this would be meaningless to you anyways. But religion would never tell you this since the scam is meant to entrap as many gullible as possible.

WhatsDifficult:
■ So u how do u know dat all is scam, have you visited dem 1 by 1
■ You what are u?

You don't need to do all that.You simply need to go to the teachings and commandments of Jesus Christ to find the Truth of God. 😁

Jesus Christ condemned religion beginning with the very religious leaders of His time as well as their every doctrine and tradition which He proclaimed were nothing but lies told to deceive and delude people away from the very mandate of God. Christianity is modeled after the same religion that Jesus Christ condemned. Jesus Christ made this very simple for anyone who truly believes in Him!

2. Me? I am not a Christian nor do I belong to any religion. I am rather a follower of Jesus Christ, a passport-holding citizen of His nation.

ShoeGetSize:
So out of the so called 47,000 interpretations of "nothing" which you claim means the same thing as 47,000 denominations, you couldn't even find 10 of the most popular "interpretations" which could validate or give credence to your claims!😂 I'm done. Dealing with stupidity is bad for my health. You really earned that "junkie" in your name.

***shakes head vigorously in disgust**** 😣😣😣

Again, so, you don't see for yourself how the existence of over 47,0000 denominations invariably means there are at least 47,000 different interpretations of scripture, and you think blaming me for your inability to comprehend this simple thing is the best thing to do? You actually think your ignorance is to be blamed on my IQ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Make una come help me see the clear result of what is religious mindfuckery abeg! 😶😶😶🤐🤐🤐

WhatsDifficult:
■ Omo my brain is hot I don't understand u

LOL... The scam that is Christianity has over 47,000 different interpretations, all of them lies since absolutely none of them complies with all that is stated in Scripture as stated by the Truth of God Himself, Jesus Christ. Does this help your head now?

ShoeGetSize:
You know, I feel sorry for people like you who have to live under the burden of the Dunning Krueger effect. I gave a simple explanation of what it means to be a Christian and how it doesn't matter how many "denominations" there are as long as they all profess these common articles of faith, but such is the curse of a low IQ that you can't even grasp the simplest of explanations. Okay, let me make it even simpler for you: Give me at least 10 interpretations out of the 47,000 that you claim Christians are divided into. To make your assignment even easier, You can pick the ten most common ones. Let's see the amateur level mental gymnastics you will employ in escaping from this homework, as simple as it is🤣

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Again, so, you don't see for yourself how the existence of over 47,0000 denominations invariably means there are at least 47,000 different interpretations of scripture, and you think blaming me for your inability to comprehend this simple thing is the best thing to do? You actually think your ignorance is to be blamed on my IQ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Make una come help me see the clear result of what is religious mindfuckery abeg! 😶😶😶🤐🤐🤐

WhatsDifficult:
■ OK no problem pls let me know when u do

Don't forget to investigate the 47,000 other interpretations/denominations of Christianity right after that. They may not all have representatives here on Nairaland like this one does but each one of them equally claims to be the right interpretation of Scripture that does not in any way resemble what they spew and has not changed at all in almost 2000 years.

abah001:
Finally the truth that will make Nigeria better and price of foodstuffs cheap has been review

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ShoeGetSize:
■ Most schisms in the church happened on the basis of differences of opinion over structural organisation not interpretation of Scripture. I noticed that your link mentioned Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons as Christians which made me laugh. Ignorance is truly a curse.

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Again, so, you don't see for yourself how the existence of over 47,0000 denominations invariably means there are at least 47,000 different interpretations of scripture, and you think blaming me for your inability to comprehend this simple thing is the best thing to do? You actually think your ignorance is to be blamed on my IQ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Make una come help me see the clear result of what is religious mindfuckery abeg! 😶😶😶🤐🤐🤐

Svoboda:
Abiola was best friends with Ibb. They both had planned that their kids would marry each other then. Kola was dating the lady even before june 12. Mko winning june 12 was a fait accompli because yaradua who was sdps candidate had been banned together with others, as an old breed politician. So, what did you expect kola to do? Kill the lady, when most of the tragedy that befell mko was brought upon by himself when he was sponsoring coups and running procurement rings with the Military.

Exactly@!!!!

sleek214:
It was Abacha that imprisoned your father not IBB.

ABiola was himself romancing the same IBB and his cronies until they stabbed him in the back. So, anyone pretending Abiola was a saint no get brain at all.

I still remember very well were I was when the news came down that IBB had stabbed Abiola in the back on that very June 12th.

ShoeGetSize:
■ You said 47,000 interpretations of something you didn't have the iq to explain! 47, 000 interpretations of nothing does not mean the same thing as 47,000 denominations, that's even assuming the link you supplied is even true. A Christian is someone who believes that Christ is God, that He was born to a virgin, died and was resurrected for the sins of mankind and He will return one day to judge the world. Anyone who doesn't believe these articles of faith is not regarded as a Christian even if he or she calls himself one.

So, you don't see for yourself how the existence of over 47,0000 denominations invariably means there are at least 47,000 different interpretations of scripture, and you think blaming me for your inability to comprehend this simple thing is the best thing to do? You actually think your ignorance is to be blamed on my IQ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Make una come help me see the clear result of what is religious mindfuckery abeg! 😶😶😶🤐🤐🤐

ShoeGetSize:
■ 47,000 interpretations of what? You sound uneducated and ignorant. Can you cite any academic references from credible scholars to support your position, or are you just another retarded atheist with a room temperature IQ?

https://www.livescience.com/christianity-denominations.html

Followers of Jesus span the globe. But the global body of more than 2 billion Christians is separated into thousands of denominations. Pentecostal, Presbyterian, Lutheran, Baptist, Apostolic, Methodist — the list goes on. Estimations show there are more than 200 Christian denominations in the U.S. and a staggering 45,000 globally, according to the Center for the Study of Global Christianity. So why does Christianity have so many branches?
A cursory look shows that differences in belief, power grabs and corruption all had a part to play.
But on some level, differentiation and variety have been markers of Christianity since the very beginning, according to Diarmaid MacCulloch, professor emeritus of church history at the University of Oxford in the United Kingdom. "There's never been a united Christianity," he told Live Science.

This was as of 2022. Ignorance surely isn't bliss, is it?
https://omsc.ptsem.edu/the-annual-statistical-table

One of our most cited statistics is the number of denominations in the world, this year estimated as a perhaps shocking 47,000. As a result, the 2024 annual statistical table discusses “fragmentation and unity” in World Christianity. We identify some of the larger umbrella organizations that seek to bring together segments of Christianity’s four major traditions (Catholics, Independents, Orthodox, Protestants), two movements within these traditions (Evangelicals, Pentecostals/Charismatics), and 47,000 denominations. These organizations supplement the work of dozens of global denominational bodies of specific Christian communities such as the Roman Catholic Church, the Orthodox, Anglicans, Baptist World Alliance (BWA), World Methodist Council (WMC), Lutheran World Federation (LWF), World Communion of Reformed Churches (WCRC), and many others. The article does not provide a comprehensive history of 20th-century ecumenical efforts across all major Christian bodies, but rather offers short profiles of some Christian groups that address fragmentation largely within their own global Christian bodies (for example, Evangelicals working across Evangelical traditions, and Pentecostals working across the Pentecostal/Charismatic movement). These umbrella organizations offer a place for Christians of various backgrounds to meet, to share, to fellowship, and, sometimes, to plan. They provide an invaluable service to all Christians by recognizing commonalities while valuing difference. They also represent strategies to address fragmentation in the churches with the ongoing theme of unity in diversity and the desire that “They all may be one.”

This is as of 2024. Again, Ignorance is not bliss, right?

RodgersAkpafu:
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This is a discussion that needs to be had at this point in time.