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Somebody like me wee not understand anything if watch it...

Car dealers don't usually put much fuel in the car. They can get him if they want.

Praxis758:
Who are two women on the parade motor?

Are they his wives?

Never seen that before.

Wife and side chick maybe

He has a young wife... That's the only way he can keep up in za oda room without losing his life ontop of the matter.

And what's this doing in the political section? Okay.... Davido's prick is a ballot paper and her kpekus is the ballot box abi?

How many Seyi Tinubu born?

In Nigeria or Outside?

Emmanuelcann:
There shouldn't be any surprise. Nigerian politicians a special breed from Hell. Creating Hell on earth.

Ortom isn't just from hell, he taught the devil new wicked techniques, he deserves to have his own special hell fire named after him. May he never come near any public office in Nigeria again. He kept deceiving non Benue indigenes with Fulani heards men attack meanwhile he was more heartless than the heardsmen. Atleast, Buhari was more humane than him. I will choose Buhari over Ortom any day.

Sounds like they are taking him for turture.

Iamzik:
When we going to stop peddling this lie?

USA has a social security system that pays poor citizens every month. The system is well managed to reduce corruption to the nearest minimum and ensure that actual citizens benefit.....this is USA

Instead of going after the corrupt elements we are cheering government for scrapping the entire thing.

Everyone will be alright by the time the full effect come full circle

Let's stop deceiving ourselves to, Nigeria government cannot fight corruption be it PDP or APC or Peter Obi so I guess going after corrupt elements as you said WILL NOT work, the president can pull out such free monies in the hands of cabals like you said and channel it towards creating a social security system for ordinary citizens just as you said. I'm not a supporter of Tinubu but I think I agree with some of his decisions so far.

Actors dey retire? Morgan Freeman has been old since I was born till now he is still acting.

I'm 90% sure Buhari will not attend.

They have three years to think of creative ways of funding their organisations. 2026 is still far.

Hah! Government was subsidizing almost everything in this country o.. No wonder nothing is working, free money was tomuch in the system for people to "chop" leaving those of us who are into private business to suffer for our own daily bread.

Why is he not using the Mercedes beast?

Pinky and the Brain.

Wealthoptulent:
Both parent ke ? Wetin dem do?

They agreed to the prank. Imagine allowing your 10 year old discribe someone's gbola

Bubu is in London.. Baba Lagos went on a "private visit" to London. Hmmm..

I wish him well.

Seems there will be more technocrats than career politicians on the old man's list.

franktolk:
Which foreigner dey read your stories.
I laughed sometimes when I hear some people saying "the whole world is looking at us".

The truth is the average foreigner knows nothing about Nigeria. Some of them do not even know we speak English in Nigeria. They only go with what is reported on their media (the usual negative news about Africa)

Foreigners wey never get time read about their own country finish go get it time think about Nigeria. Hehe

Ortom was just deliberately wicked. The blood of all the innocent pensioners who died as a result of his wickedness is on his head.

You should be on vacation now writing about your experience in the villa not trying hard to get another appointment Sir.

Mama you're almost 50. Rest biko.

Let Banky and his wife breed, don't suffocate them.

Christistruth03:
One of the biggest evergreen all time Yoruba hits was sang by an Igbo Lady Christy Igbokwe

Omo mi Seun Rere


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDrApu9APBk

She is not Igbo but Akwa ibom.

Very soon we will soon start comparing who knacks better in this country.

SuperOnyi:




I don't know when speaking English, a language that isn't even ours how we want it became a crime. Why do some Nigerians get uncomfortable when someone speaks with an foreign accent for Christ sake?

I grew up listening to hip hop and watching a lot of YouTube videos, I was also very proud of speaking pidgin that English began to sound awkward when I spoke it. I didn't know if I was sounding "Nigerian" or foreign.

When I started to rap, I tried to rap in the so called "Nigerian" accent but people didn't pay much attention and some still said I sounded "foreign".

I decided to do what I loved doing my own way without faking shít, I used my normal accent considered "foreign" by Nigerian because I don't have that "thickness" and people easily accepted me.

I do try to add that Nigerian flow but all my words are pronounced in US English, if I wanted to know the pronunciation of a word — I use Google and select the American English.

So, y'all learn to appreciate people for fúck sake! English ain't our language, when I speak pidgin, I do so proudly but when it's English — I do my way, call it "fake accent" I don't care.

Abeg getat..

When Tuface said men cannot be faithful Una dey attack am. That's the truth.

They need palliative, I feel their pains.

Buhari waited 6 months to pick dumb politicians..