₦airaland Forum

Mrs, Chima:
You think all Americans are sheltered huh?  I blame dumb arse Sarah Palin.  Not all Americans think Africa is a country and can see Russia from Alaska. 

Some of us have international passports and stepped outside of our own culture.   

I know Mr. Chima likes it with that nassy Irish beer Henassyanddisgusting.

Woman with a male status, why are you replying my question with another?

All you know about suya is that Mr likes it.  Have you eaten it yourself?

Share the experience if you have . . .and I'm allowed to poke holes in your story 

what do you know about suya?

I aint talking about bbq

scorpio1:
Take her to 3rd mainland bridge, park your car and set a picnic table there, she'll get this amazing adrenaline rush she won't forget very soon.

E be like say you never hear say Boko Haram go bomb dat place very soon??

Sorry for you o!

^^^

Kids listening to tales by moonlight from grandpa

you is jealous?

no vex o

^^^

thank you ojare.

Silence . . and agree with everything they say . . for your own good

voodoo.

check your manhood

^^^

true,


in that case, just be the lady you are and smile at their jokes.

You can never go wrong for being silent and polite

kemmeye:
so because of gala she left her man. what will she do for meat pie?

Blackburry and recharge card nko?

I will have your baby . . .

Blend in.

I remember some friend's girlfriend who hung out with us several years ago in college . . she got so down with us we forgot there was a lady in our midst.

Are they talking about sports? join them

Are they taking cracks at each other? join them, pick on them and laugh at yourself too.

Are they gossiping? take notes

pendo89:
He will be here soon.He uses words like mental sickeness to describe it.

Are we both thinking of the same crazy person?

tellwisdom:
ALL OF UNA WEY DEY CALL THIS GUY FOOL, NA UNA FOOLISH PASS. una never fall mugu before??

See another fool here 

And to answer your question, erm . .  Nope!

Next 

_{I dey joke o . . you no be fool . . .but no dey post comments like this in this situation}

a four letter word used for manipulative purposes

sexkillz:
HELL NO! That would irredeemably be tantamount to an unprecedented preposterousness! Couldn't have described it better!

Perhaps you are the famous honorable obahiagbon??

^^^

Thank you.

Some of the benefits of being old-school

You dont need lots of money to entertain a decent lady.

^^^

Nope.

Common sense.

Gina-Ukey:
A man without a job is like a bear with a sore head. Nothing will make him happy until he finds a job. Men value themsevles by how much they make and what they do for a living. It is very important to them. You're just going to have to wait this one out until he finds a job. I don't think he's bored with you and besides you can't be with someone 24hrs of the day. No matter how much you love them, you will always needs some space from them.

WOW!

Thank you!!

prettyrich:
sorry to say this the is 7 years older than me and she is not on the pretty side.

OK. so maybe . .just maybe . . she married you for your looks but still in love with the girl.

Your husband is cheating on you.

The ball is in your court.

So she called you?

She has tried but obviously not interested in you.

Sorry . . suck it up bro.

@ post.


Grab a camcorder and record evidence. . . .cos they can lie!

_{blackmail / extortion?}

peleson:
@kokoye ,luv your suggestion , tot u culd be more specific to help ds dude tho, M nt dia ida

well, here are a few

. .go sit by a river

. .climb a hill / mountain and watch the sun set together

. . . get a hotel room and stay indoors . .dont watch tv. . . .dont make moves for sex . . . just talk . .and listen.

Hope this helps.

^^^



crazeman

If only some peeps could learn to enjoy your humor

peleson:
@kokoye :Guy, u correct4real, pls be more specific, which beach will make more sense

Sorry my guy. . .but na you go do that research o!

I no dey that side so I cant tell you where to take her. . .it really does not have to be a beach.

Check this out . .grab some snacks, wait till the sun has gone down, find a place where it'll just be the two of you and nothing else is taking your

attention. This way you will be able to focus on each other . . 100%


I hope you get the drift . .good luck

^^^
only grown folks understand that technique

MRbrownJAY:
^^^that lady wasnt smart at all. . . . . . . any smart person would know that you shouldnt move an accident victim (due to the possible neck/spine injuries etc), and should wait for the proper authorities to come and do their jobs.

unless it is a family member/friend, she had no right to move that person and possibly crippling them for life.

I read this in the papers . . this was her co-worker in another car but come on! . .this is Nigeria we are talking about . .what authorities are you talking about??

Oh well, I guess she is smart now . .according to you. I bet she doesnt even stop for such anymore.

No I wont.

I wont be happy for sure but all I can do will be to pray and hope for some miracle.

Disowning will not heal your pain.

@ POST.

It is not wrong but could be a risky move.

You need to weigh all your options especially in todays world.

A lady once gave an accident victim a ride to the hospital in lagos - the victim died in her car and she went thru hell trying to prove she did not kill the guy. Doubt she'd do it again.

why dont you just pack correct suya with drinks and go to some secluded (secure) beach?

talk less and see how she smoothly gets into you

works like a charm