₦airaland Forum

What is a Nigerian man doing in Mexico? _{just thinking aloud}

dayokanu:
You want me to release your picture to the public?

lol

Dayo, aiye le o!

se I dey lie ni?

I trust you sha

Guilty as charged . . but loving it.

I'm well fed . . not fat.

Mrs.Chima:
You don't need no man to change your tires ladies. Don't listen to Koyoke.

You can change your own tires and do it better than any man.

Who said anything about changing tires?

We just want to make sure the wheels turn well

If wall no open, lizard no fit enter.

For all you advocates of long distance relationship . .check this out

  while you are in south african and your woman is in canada, the woman needs the kinda help that only a man can easily render (car keeps breaking down, moving heavy stuff around in the house, cutting a tree branch, heater breaks down) and there's some smooth n sneaky guy that's always around the corner to offer the help . . .GOOD LUCK with your long distance! 

If I wanted to, I would sleep with any girl involved in a long distance relationship. Cos I know how to go about it.

And I am NOT talking about the kind from ikeja to Lagos Island o 

Just saying.

bravedude:
Depend on the miles you calld distance,wen your partner is based in the island and u are @ ikeja,wud u consider dat a long distance relationship?Please we shud alwaz b straight wit our post.
Now my advice,if d word trust is there,a long distanc relationship wud definitely workout.I'm a victim n it's working 4 me, Cheers

Calling Lagos Island and Ikeja long distance . . are you kidding me??

na wa for english language o!

I am against long distance relationships hoping to get serious. . .avoid it if you can, except you became serious before the distance set in.

'Absence makes the heart grow fonder' - LIE. what kinda absence are we talking . . days, months, years??

'Out of sight is out of mind' - very true.

You spend only two weeks together in a year . .so it's easy to be at your best behaviour for only those two weeks. Of course.

I guess it's cool for those looking to cheat.

The girl is pretty sha, . think she deserves better.

but then . .life . . .

Why are most choir members of black churches in America fat?

190smh:
[color=RED] . . . SHES AUTOMATICALLY DETECTED THAT YOU DONT HAVE MONEY [/color]

LOL

crazeman.

UMUAHIA Mikel Obi papa kidnap odikwa

kokoye:
people $^#@^#@#%@!!!

Bestglo:
omg u're right on point

The person after me did not use my last word though

people $^#@^#@#%@!!!

Ekenedilichukwu suppose don dey reach now sef . .

You mean all those nollywood movies are fictions

I would change it to to-to-ri-to

Again, you knew he was cheating but you still married him.

your call . .

Sisi_Kill:
Crap! You so wrong for this!!

Ive seen it happen no ojare.

They killed a security dog right in my view and salivated along while screaming 'Udeeeee' _{I believe that means dog meat in calabar}

Sorry to burst your bubble,

But sex is not the only reason why people get married.

Some people marry to be looked at responsibily in life, some do it for financial reasons and some for religious reasons. . .companionship. . .child-rearing, etc

Sex is only one of the perks.

I aint saying cheating is good . . .just stating a simple fact.

And the funny thing is most wives knew their man was cheating but they still went ahead with the marriage . .so as to be called Mrs.

So . .who's really to blame??

The breed does not matter as far as Ondo and Calabar people are consigned


All na correct meat for soup

Mrs.Chima:
Bite your nuts.

they're in the freezer at the moment . . .sorry boo

^^^

swingin moods of moodswings 

Signs of hormonal rage

What if all he wants is for you to keep noticing him and talking about him . . .like you are doing now?

Just , what if?

Then . .I'll say his plans are working.

A lot of ladies ended up with guys they NEVER thought they would date . . just like you.

He's affected you enough to create a thread about him . . . .you are thinking about him, either +vely or -vely.

Can you ignore him . .sincerely? That might be the key . .if you truly can.

Assumptions

Assumptions

Assumptions

@ poster.

lol

I get what you are trying to say . . instinct, right?

But what do you expect a lady to 'say' in this situation?

Come on now!

Ms Chima just did . .

preggar farts smell like rotten chicken

claremont:
I dare say such depraved actions are widespread amongst ladies back home in Nigeria, we can even rightly or wrongly assume that 60-70% of home-based single Nigerian ladies in universities indulge in these acts!

^^^

For that kinda money

Hell yea.