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Education / Re: Study In Portugal : Nigerian Students In Portugal by kolagbemi(m): 6:47am On Nov 20, 2022
Morning guys,
Please can anyone assist with steps by steps to application into Portugal Universities and application opening dates

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Crime / Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by kolagbemi(m): 9:02pm On Oct 14, 2022
BRATISLAVA:


You get it.

Also, please refrain from replying the numbskull starzo. His stupidity is congenital.

I actually thought as much..... that's why I ignored

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Crime / Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by kolagbemi(m): 8:39am On Oct 12, 2022
BRATISLAVA:


But that's exactly the problem with the police officers story. It's clear to see that they are hiding him, because what she said is probably true.

Why is it that we can't hear what he says happened, and are only being treated to the assumption of their branch that it could be an erotic situation gone wrong? Didn't he write his own statement of what happened, too? Why is it that the said officer isn't speaking? Perhaps they are trying to bury his case and make him out as innocent. It looks less erotic and more of sexual assault. Because their approach to the matter is too lopsided. And worldwide the police are notorious liars when it's time to protect one of their own who has committed a crime.

Once it's insinuated that it was erotic, the majority of the audience has lost the plot—as the past few pages have shown. Just mention sex in a crime and Nigerians will suddenly claim it was an erotic meeting. As if all sex is consensual.

Exactly, this is at least a likely sexual assault.

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Crime / Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by kolagbemi(m): 11:53pm On Oct 10, 2022
BRATISLAVA:


Why don't you ask why it is that rather than releasing a statement from the accused officer, the spokesperson suddenly claims it was something erotic? The plaintiff has said her part, what about the accused? Isn't he part of the police force and shouldn't he be treated fairly by the police?

That's how the akwa ibom serial killer said his victim was having a good time of sex with him, and that she was so excited to do so that she told him to use a condom, and instantly all the men lost the plot. Nobody questioned why he murdered her. It was now an erotic case. The easiest escape route.

Funny enough, if we should go by the erotic insinuation from the police, does she not reserve the right to say stop? If you say it's an erotic affairs gone wrong, it also means one party decided to back out hence the brutality and assault....if we decide to insinuate rather than hear from both sides of the story we should further go down the road.
Crime / Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by kolagbemi(m): 11:46pm On Oct 10, 2022
Starzo:

She didn't mention any type of 'consent' wether before or after in her story.

She said she accompanied a grown man without any disability to the toilet to go 'ease' himself.

Hence the reaction from the majority of nairaland users.

You're the dunce looking for 'consent' in her statement to try and peg reasonable people as rape apologists.

You and that woman need your heads checked

You see your life...this is why I say you guys are too intelligent...By the way you should go back home to collect manners, they forget to give you one, you will need it in public forum.
Crime / Re: I Helped Officer To Urinate In The Toilet and He attempted To Rape Me - Woman by kolagbemi(m): 4:52pm On Oct 10, 2022
Based on the intelligent nairaland majority, it means if a woman initially consent to a sex she can't withdraw the consent? Abi am i missing something? I hope some of you will be careful in reality.

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Travel / Re: Student With Family Journey To The UK ( All Prcocesses Updates ) by kolagbemi(m): 9:10am On Jul 29, 2022
Adejuliet:
Wow... Congratulations EvergreenDiarie and I want to believe you and your family are settling down well.

Please I just checked the University of Wales Website and part of their Requirement is IELTS. I want to know if you also wrote IELTS during your time or if your wife did.

I will be waiting for your reply. Thanks
Adejuliet:
Wow... Congratulations EvergreenDiarie and I want to believe you and your family are settling down well.

Please I just checked the University of Wales Website and part of their Requirement is IELTS. I want to know if you also wrote IELTS during your time or if your wife did.

I will be waiting for your reply. Thanks
I believe all UK universities doesn't require IELTS from a Nigeria graduate. All you need is a C6 in WAEC/NECO. I hope this helps.

Check this link
https://www.southwales.ac.uk/international/your-country/nigeria/
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by kolagbemi(m): 12:30am On Apr 29, 2022
OpenHeaven2019:


If u don’t have liquidity to mint ask for help. I have helped someone on this thread with no liquidity to mint before. The fellow moved from no liquidity to mint to been a multi millionaire!

Ask for help if you need it.

People are making millions, don’t be left out bro, don’t be!

Please help me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by kolagbemi(m): 4:23pm On Apr 11, 2022
ebonyalhjnr:
Good afternoon everyone.

I am accounting graduate, second class upper. I am also ACCA chartered. I have about 2 years experience in the banking sector. I’m currently in need of a job please.

I reside in Apo

We are recruiting an Account & Human Resources Assistant for our client, a health and nutrition service company.

Job Role: Account & Human Resources Assistant
Location: Abuja

Job Brief: Administration, Accounting, Finance & Human Resources

Job description

Accounting
• Preparation of payments by verifying documentation and requesting disbursements
• Daily recording all accounting operations in the Expenses dashboard and in the ERP
• Permanent accounting controls by policies and procedures preparation and recommendation.
• Support the financing, Import and Operational manager in all Cash Process and ccounting tasks.

Payroll accounting & Staff administration
• Recording of payroll transactions including calculation of different types of pay and expenses report
• Processing of staff salary payments, other staff related allowances and expenses reports, with MD or GM’s agreement
• Processing PAYE, NHF, Pension and NHIS deductions for staff
• Update office policies as needed
• Processing Pension and Health Insurance for Staff
• Establish and update employees planning and vacations calendars with the agreement of Financing, Import and Operational Manager


Accounting and financial Reporting
• Monthly accounting reporting (dashboard and KPI)
• Preparation of asset, liability and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account entries
• Documentation of accounting transactions by entering account information
• Summarization of current financial status by collecting information, preparing balance sheets, profit and loss statements, and other reports
• Preparation of special financial reports by collecting, analyzing, and summarizing account information trends
• Accounting Reporting

Theorical and practical knowledge
• Certified Accountant (ICAN or ACCA)
• Bachelor’s Degree in Accounting
• Payroll administration experience
• Human resources first experience

Behavioral skills
• Attention to detail
• Deadline-oriented
• Data Entry Management
• Proactive
• Rigorous and organized
• Efficient with Nigerian administration

Technical and methodological know-how
• Master office automation tools (excel, word, power point)
• ERP experience
• International culture


Qualified and Interested candidates should send their CVs to recruitment@u-connect-ng.com, using the job title as subject of the mail.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by kolagbemi(m): 4:22pm On Apr 11, 2022
We are recruiting an Account & Human Resources Assistant for our client, a health and nutrition service company.

Job Role: Account & Human Resources Assistant
Location: Abuja

Job Brief: Administration, Accounting, Finance & Human Resources

Job description

Accounting
• Preparation of payments by verifying documentation and requesting disbursements
• Daily recording all accounting operations in the Expenses dashboard and in the ERP
• Permanent accounting controls by policies and procedures preparation and recommendation.
• Support the financing, Import and Operational manager in all Cash Process and ccounting tasks.

Payroll accounting & Staff administration
• Recording of payroll transactions including calculation of different types of pay and expenses report
• Processing of staff salary payments, other staff related allowances and expenses reports, with MD or GM’s agreement
• Processing PAYE, NHF, Pension and NHIS deductions for staff
• Update office policies as needed
• Processing Pension and Health Insurance for Staff
• Establish and update employees planning and vacations calendars with the agreement of Financing, Import and Operational Manager


Accounting and financial Reporting
• Monthly accounting reporting (dashboard and KPI)
• Preparation of asset, liability and capital account entries by compiling and analyzing account entries
• Documentation of accounting transactions by entering account information
• Summarization of current financial status by collecting information, preparing balance sheets, profit and loss statements, and other reports
• Preparation of special financial reports by collecting, analyzing, and summarizing account information trends
• Accounting Reporting

Theorical and practical knowledge
• Certified Accountant (ICAN or ACCA)
• Bachelor’s Degree in Accounting
• Payroll administration experience
• Human resources first experience

Behavioral skills
• Attention to detail
• Deadline-oriented
• Data Entry Management
• Proactive
• Rigorous and organized
• Efficient with Nigerian administration

Technical and methodological know-how
• Master office automation tools (excel, word, power point)
• ERP experience
• International culture


Qualified and Interested candidates should send their CVs to recruitment@u-connect-ng.com, using the job title as subject of the mail.
Car Talk / Re: The Audi And Volkswagen Issues Resolution Thread by kolagbemi(m): 10:55pm On Apr 03, 2022
Good day guru in the house.
Please i need your opinion on My Jetta 2.5 2006. I bought the car Tokunbo over 6months ago. I first noticed that the car goes off on motion after driving for like 3hrs.

My technician changed fuel pump 4times before it finally stopped.

Then a month or two later, i noticed my gear 3 selection is very hard.....it will delay few seconds when selecting from gear 2 to 3
Then enter with force.... force that sounds as if a car hit you behind.

My technician have service the gear no positive effect.

Now, gear 4 to 5 is now having same issue.

Note, the car select perfectly for the first 1hr of driving before this problem will start.

Please what could be the problem....my technician think i should buy new gear even when the scan detected no fault with gear.

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Events / Re: Fuel Souvenir: Lagos Police Orders Arrest Of All Persons Involved by kolagbemi(m): 5:05pm On Mar 06, 2022
Dbegining:
What law was broken?



I ask again sir, what law was broken?

The police are not to work or subjected to persecute according to moral standards or what they think is right or wrong.

They are to work with one thing only: the law.

If any known law was broken, I support the persecution but if they are acting this way just because they believe it is wrong, then they are totally wrong.



Now, I'll say two things:
1. Not everything that endanger the life of citizens is a crime. If it were so, all tobacco and cigarette producers should be in jail. Or All those involved in the exploration of oil ln Rivers State should also be in jail because of the soot. What counts is what aspect or part of the law was broken.

2. If this matter were to go to court (as petty as it is) the state will loose. Because there is no evidence that there was a fire or any thing that could spark a fire. And please don't even say generator. If generator was something that could spark a fire, there wouldn't be filling stations because Filling stations use generators.




Don't get emotional.

I didn't say "things that endanger the lives of citizens are not crimes" I said "not everything" And I say again, not everything.
What matters is the law. What should matter is the law(what it says concerning the subject matter)

And don't divert to smoking tobacco in certain places because it is actually a crime to smoke in certain places in Nigeria (even some big hotels)

But the real harm is not smoking it in a particular place but actually smoking it. No matter where the act is done.

Those guys that ban it in their buildings are just saying, "hey, don't smoke here, smoke somewhere else"

No2. The ban on petroleum was a very obnoxious law. Other states also banned last year but it hasn't been enforced. If it was being enforced, even you and I should have entered the police custody because of it and let me remind you, a law is only as good as when it's enforced. If not, it's not a law.

No3. Even though there is no evidence to the "apology" you said they gave, I'm not sure I'll be surprised if it's true. I mean have you ever had an encounter with the NPF? If not, I pray you don't. Even when you're right and on your right, you will still be the one saying "sorry" with money in your hands. So yeah, they must apologize. That doesn't mean their action was wrong.

Lastly, you still haven't shown me the part of the law that was broken exactly.




Sorry for engaging you....I understand you better. Continue.....

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Events / Re: Fuel Souvenir: Lagos Police Orders Arrest Of All Persons Involved by kolagbemi(m): 3:35pm On Mar 06, 2022
Dbegining:
What law was broken?



I ask again sir, what law was broken?

The police are not to work or subjected to persecute according to moral standards or what they think is right or wrong.

They are to work with one thing only: the law.

If any known law was broken, I support the persecution but if they are acting this way just because they believe it is wrong, then they are totally wrong.



Now, I'll say two things:
1. Not everything that endanger the life of citizens is a crime. If it were so, all tobacco and cigarette producers should be in jail. Or All those involved in the exploration of oil ln Rivers State should also be in jail because of the soot. What counts is what aspect or part of the law was broken.

2. If this matter were to go to court (as petty as it is) the state will loose. Because there is no evidence that there was a fire or any thing that could spark a fire. And please don't even say generator. If generator was something that could spark a fire, there wouldn't be filling stations because Filling stations use generators.

With this your logic, any action that did not directly cause harm isn't a crime.....then one wonders why you get booked for a traffic violation despite no accident occurred. Why should you get booked for drinking and driving when you didn't drive dangerously neither were you involved in an accident, after all, it's your money, your mouth and your stomach. Bro it's about the other citizens not just you alone.


In other society tobacco production, smoking or Smokin at a wrong designated points are offence. Just the way tailgating, turning on a wrong lane are offences but your likes will call it "petty offence" yet you want naija to be like Dubai.

Now, were you born when the government ban buying of fuel in a jerry can? That's one direct offence committed by them.

I hope you will volunteer to go defend the offenders in court, you can asked them to withdraw the apology already tendered too.

Try and learn
Events / Re: Fuel Souvenir: Lagos Police Orders Arrest Of All Persons Involved by kolagbemi(m): 11:36am On Mar 06, 2022
Dbegining:
What law was broken?



I ask again sir, what law was broken?

The police are not to work or subjected to persecute according to moral standards or what they think is right or wrong.

They are to work with one thing only: the law.

If any known law was broken, I support the persecution but if they are acting this way just because they believe it is wrong, then they are totally wrong.

Endangering the life of citizens is a crime.

Any action that endangered the life of a fellow citizens is a crime and police doesn't have to have arrested prior offenders before qualifying to arrest you.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake Killed In My Village....two Biggest ever by kolagbemi(m): 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2022
suzzyboss:
Omo grin meat don land

Correct meat ooo.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake Killed In My Village....two Biggest ever by kolagbemi(m): 10:50pm On Jan 26, 2022
tutudesz:
Hello!! Guy I dey road dey come front page

Front what?
Nairaland / General / The Snake Killed In My Village....two Biggest ever by kolagbemi(m): 12:04pm On Jan 15, 2022
These two big python were killed in My village "Ilai community" located in Mopamuro LGA of Kogi state The young man in the picture and his friends went hunting for bush meat, they end up killing these two biggest snakes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDN2boifsCs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvdK_OTJK1A

Travel / Re: 31 Days Uber/ Lyft Driving Experiment In Ontario, Canada by kolagbemi(m): 5:00pm On Dec 08, 2021
Following too
Car Talk / Re: The Audi And Volkswagen Issues Resolution Thread by kolagbemi(m): 10:45am On Nov 07, 2021
kingreign:


07034581213
Call him

Thank you

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Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2021
Car Talk / Re: The Audi And Volkswagen Issues Resolution Thread by kolagbemi(m): 6:36pm On Aug 27, 2021
Hello guys,

I just bought a Foreign used VW Jetta 2006 and I noticed some few things.

1. I have to start the car like 4-5times anytime i bought fuel.
2. While test driving it for a whole day before taking it for small body work on the Venda, the car went off like 5times on a motion.
3. I also noticed a white smoke that fade away after few minutes.

Any help with this problem and recommendations of a good Volkswagen technician in Abuja.

Also, please which Engine oil and transmission oil will you recommend. Thank you
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2021
Guru in the house... please what's the best oil for servicing of Jetta 2006. Please i will appreciate if anyone can give me a link to Volkswagen users group on nairaland
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 6:15pm On Aug 21, 2021
Eldemmi:


it is a tricky one , if you have Volkswagen experience and good Volkswagen specialist technicians to fix it choose it.
other wise pick the Corolla if the inspection check out.


Thank you
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 6:15pm On Aug 21, 2021
dadabashua1:
a very difficult one for real...lol the saying tukubor is better than naija used no matter what,but this is corolla we talking about here,honestly its a hard one but if I'm in your shoes I will pick the corolla(assuming its in a GOOD condition), for a lot of reasons,like easy to maintain and fix(not major fixes like transmission or engine anyway lol) and the Nigerian craze for corolla so just in case the need arises to sell it off corolla will be easy to sell of with better returns,and the way every dick and harry can get it fixed,BUT the major issue with uncle Coro is the security issues,must be very careful due to high theft record,its just my opinion o,doesn't make it the best ,its up to you at the end.
Thank you

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Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 6:14pm On Aug 21, 2021
lagusboyyy:
VW jetta is a German car,so obviously it will be more luxurious and solidly built,with better driving dynamics than the corolla,if you have a good technician that can handle it,then i will support you picking it.

But if not,just choose the known devil,because German cars need the utmost professionalism when handled,and that jetta sef no be joke,you have to pay so much attention to it,it wont tolerate the type of abuse that toyota will endure.

FOR LUXURY AND DOPE DRIVING EXPERIENCE: VW jetta.

FOR RELIABILITY AND NOT SO FUN DRIVING EXPERIENCE: Toyota corolla.

Best of luck in picking your choice.

Thank you sir
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 6:14pm On Aug 20, 2021
Guyz advise me.

Between buying a naija used Corrola 04 for 1.6m or Direct toks VW Jetta 06 for 1.7m.

Please, This jetta really enter my eye but I don't if it's a good car
Politics / Re: Anambra: Soludo Loses Out As INEC accepts Umeoji's Nomination Form As Candidate by kolagbemi(m): 9:45am On Aug 07, 2021
eldoradoxx:
That an ordinary letter was forwarded to INEC Chairman's office and accepted and endorsed as having been received by possibly an ordinary clerk in the office of INEC Chairman does not mean that the decision on who is the authentic APGA candidate in Anambra State has been taken. Court of Appeal has set aside the judgement recognizing Umeoji as APGA candidate in Anambra. INEC only acted out of courtesy in accepting the letter.

99% are not bright at all. Set of unintelligent people.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by kolagbemi(m): 1:15pm On Jul 24, 2021
Thanks.
yak:



The only reason a friend (who's using Honda Pilot) gave me is that Honda cars don't tolerate abuses as much as Toyotas do. According to him, once you notice any fault in Honda, your best and only option is to get it fixed that moment unlike Toyota that could still run *till month end*
I don't know what that means anyway!
Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by kolagbemi(m): 4:19am On Jul 15, 2021
Guru in the house.
Please i need your advice.

I have just 800k and I need a car for Uber, please can you suggest a car for me.

I have seen EOD and 307.... but i was advised against both. I was told 307 auto has electrical problem.
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by kolagbemi(m): 4:16am On Jul 15, 2021
Guru in the house.
Please i need your advice.

I have just 800k and I need a car for Uber, please can you suggest a car for me.

I have seen EOD and 307.... but i was advised against both. I was told 307 auto has electrical problem.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by kolagbemi(m): 4:11am On Jul 15, 2021
Guyz, thank you for your advices.

How true is the saying that, Honda EOD isn't good buy at old age(referring to second hand). Also, is it true that EOD often has transmission problem and when replaced, it will continue to have problem with the transmission.

Please, how much is the transmission and engine.

I have just 800k and EOD seem to be the only car i can afford with it.

Thank you
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by kolagbemi(m): 10:15am On Jul 04, 2021
Guru in the house.....i have this question. What is wrong in buying Honda car as your first low budget car.

Everyone advise me against buying a Honda Car. Only reason given is leg pulling and low resale value.

Please advise me....Honda cars seem to be the only car i can afford that worth the value.

Suggestions on car or model will be appreciated.

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