₦airaland Forum

nyc one

That thing looks more like a demon from hell because that cloud suppose white na

dem don dey vex say we dey abuse there oga at d .........

Biyi1471: Please, how do I delete or deactivate my Nairaland Account?..

pls, may i know why?

laylow001: Hausa Man And Lastma
An Hausa man was arrested in Lagos
by a group of Lastma officials for driving on
the BRT Lane. His car was fined N5,000. Upon
all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA
officials refused to release the car. The Hausa
man asked; Okay, may i know where you are
towing my car to?. One of the LASTMA officials
replied; we are taking it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha….. The Hausa man laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were surprised and paid
attention to him, wanting to know why he
was laughing. Immediately, the Hausa man
brought out his phone and started speaking;
“Abu Qaqa Ina Kwana!” (Good morning in
Hausa). ‘No sir!’ “Not less than 30minutes
before it will explode!. The car has been
arrested…..” “Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.” “They are taking
the car to the targeted destination, “Alausa”.
I’m coming back to Sokoto alive now. “Thank
You Sir”. Greet other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary call. He looked
around, no LASTMA officials was in sight. He
entered his car and sped off, saying; shege,
dan burouba shege.

lol

those anchors selves suppose ask there ogas at the top whether they should broadcast it live or not.

@op you should be comparing waje or ego with omawunmi and not tiwa wey her eyes be like dat of grasshopper own.

congrats

Lakayana: The bible is so complete in Matthew 12:19 it said it shall be taken even from those who do not have a nd given to those who have. This is the height of injustice taking from poor tax payers and wasting for all to see God is watching all of them the giver and the takeyeeee.

it's inside mattew 25:29 not 12:19

OmolodMilkman93: anuofia,... Na person like u go go national tv go fall hand like ''my oga at d top''
y did u quote d post and wasted such elaborate space??

i tell you

Airforce1: Been single can be so frustrating u know?

I pray god gives u your own husband so that u can be happy like that lady in the picture (annie idibia)

And please, while you're waiting/searching for your own husband, stop hating the already married peeps

Safe!

easy on her

this one na stupid gesture now.

2000 or 20000 the money too much na

SMH

slickrick7: "Boko Haram, though, is no saintly organisation. Its hard-line views have led to many attacks and executions. The group targets Christians and Muslims alike, though it has a special liking for attacking police and military forces. These attacks have occurred several times a week, if not daily, since 2010. It has also killed children and blown up schools, not to mention medical personnel, religious buildings, sports venues, people playing cards games - the list goes on. The group does not limit its forms of violence either: kidnappings, car bombs, suicide bombers, drive-by shootings and beheadings all form part of its repertoire. But the biggest problem is distinguishing between violence orchestrated by Boko Haram and other factions"......................Muslims n christians alike my foot!!! what is the ratio of christians killed to muslims huh? u said religious buildings? nah,, say CHURCHES cos dem neva bomb mosque B4. say everything bluntly,, DON'T GENERALIZE PLEASE

you no dey watch news.

shakaz: makaranta ba dole ba (school no be by force).

Jamb 2years, course 5years, service 2years.
Making it ''Nine Years Schooling Country'' (NYSC)

lol

make i think wetin i fit insured

i for help you ask BABA 70 but.....

may be the lion just finished eaten so it cannot eat anything at dat time

noted.

bright007: Barcelona all the way.Nothing is impossible.This same AC Milan team lost the Champions league final after a 3-0 lead in the first half in 2005 (abi na 2006).Its 2-0 goals lead and 90 minutes remaining.....
if u believe Barca will progress to the next round,like this post

is it d same player that play in 2006 are they the playing now.

milan 0 vs barca 1 milan will qualify

pls dont quote this topic cos is too long @op nyc one

@op the thing no pain you pass me

i dont understand what u type so i dont know how to advice you.

at op u be man u fan?

ladies like better thing sha

carmelion: No matter your height,just find a babe you are taller than.You will become her TD/FH.


A guy who is 5'6 would be considered tall by a girl who is 5'2.

That same guy is short ,when he stands close to a girl who is 5'10.

just know your height and go for someone shorter.I hope this helps,though i know you are bothered about your children.

well i have seen some couples ,where the wife is taller.i think in this case,it is either the does not mind.she is in love,or the guy has some other fascinating qualities e.g Excellent bed skills

sorry guy accept my sympathy

what a question !

what a question

Tinyemeka: I have a question: Now that he's made plans to marry Macaulay, what'll happen to the other ladies who have children for him?

go ask 2face na

when i wan count am dat tin dey disappear