ogbuefi677:

lolz.
Nothing less than 150k

For camry 2004 gear box..... Heard you.

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

lol.......stopped watching a long time ago...

DAutoDiagnosis:
Your transmission needs replacement

gbam......

Obits3:
I bought a 2004 Camry with faulty gear box at oshodi apapa express way from a dealer how do I seek redress

gear box is just 75 to 80k.....

go get one...

georgee:
Car is still available

300k nko.....

spartan50:

I am not even Lagos. I left there 3 years ago.. enjoy

smiles...Lagos is a good place, ...

scroll down at the front page, look for the post on charly Boy, i believe you will understand more .

regards.

spartan50:
Bastard governor

your opinion though......soon u will understand.

ColonelEmeka:
Nationals from 42 countries including Israel and China must register their arrival with UK Police, if they are staying longer than 6 months. Nigeria is not on the list.

This shows we are in the very good books of the United Kingdom.

Did u check the back page.......

ProtectMyMoney:


Lets imagine bride's father is Otedola, definitely he will want to invite his friends Dangote, Tony Elumelu etc to grace the wedding...he will not want to be seen below standard.

Are you going to say Otedola should not sponsor his daughter's wedding?

OP, find a middle ground if bride's father wants to sponsor, let him go ahead.

It is the marriage that is the most important, not wedding day.

sense will not kill u.....nice. when i was preparing for mine, the wife father said he would bring live band n buy all the beer,,,,,...gbogbo brand.

thats a jazzifizzle slap.......RIP

landmark86:
Am a fresh graduate that just got a job with a private organisation. Last month I was transferred from our headquarters to one of our branches here in Akure, Ondo State.

I stay in my elder sister's house right now cos I moved in last year December but have met with an agent who promise to get me a good apartment soonest.

To cut my story short, my sister has a house girl/lady which was so caring to me. Am 29yrs and still single not that I have never dated before, just that it never worked well while I was in school.

The house maid of my sister is 25yrs and a school cert holder but due to some reasons she couldn't further her education but still willing if she can get help.

She's a pretty, caring, very neat and also intelligent. And my sister also takes her as a sister not an house help.

Lastly weekend, my sister came back from an event and saw me and her catching some fun (I mean gisting and playing games) in the house and she got provoked.

She called me in and asked what is the relationship between me and her but I told her the basic truth that though we are just friends but I wish I could date her and my sister shouted on me NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even when am alive.

Now I keep asking my self some question;
Is house help not a human being?
Is it a crime in dating/marry them?
Is it a crime for a graduate to marry non graduate/illiterate ?

Please help a brother cos am in love with her.
Thank you.

Didn't read through, but from the subject matter, so far u will marry her.

deltateam:
The title is clear. Is it possible in Nigeria?

No no sir,. .....

Still available

still available

Over 543 views and noone showed interest...

Well, still available

Let me know your offer, if is good, i sell to u.

Regards.

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Kylekent59:


You are totally insane. You might have gone to the best school, but the fact still remains, " you are an educated illiterate "


Keep making yourself a laughing joke.

but the guy is right.............

Still available

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Loladearewa01:
I am a staunch introvert, the kind that stays at home all day I really hate small talks and I can't talk to people for more than 5minutes.

When I call a lady hardly can we talk for a minute. Infact I hate calling. Now I had this experience when I visited my aunty and an ex of mine happen to stay in the same compound.

I noticed her boo calls her for like 2hours and she's always laughing with him. This was when I started realising my mistake when I was with her I hardly call and communicate and this has been happening with most of the ladies I meet and things are not working out.

Is there anyone with similar experience?

Oga go get beer palour frnds, those guys dey over get gist. Had the same isssue when i was in first year at school, but not i can go 4hours or more gisting from one topic to another,..... Advantage of beer palour frnds to me. Man up joor.

What the elders see while sitting, even if u climb mount Everest, u would see nothing.

A word is enough for the wise.

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Writercruze:
If you are among the people asking the question “what does friends with benefits mean”, you will find this article helpful.

Friends with benefits (FWB) is a common type of relationship. It involves two people spending intimate time together without any form of commitment. In other words, it’s a relationship in which two people agree to have sex without commitment.

Even though the FWB relationship is fun, it’s not as easy as you think. It’s not always easy to continue this type of relationship without catching feelings.

One thing you should know about FWB is that someone will always get hurt. Sadly, only one party may see the relationship as a mere friend with benefits. And the other party may be hoping for something more, and that’s where the heartbreak comes in.

It’s natural; someone is always going to get hurt in an FWB relationship.

Challenges With Friends With Benefits Relationships

FWB relationships come with their complications. It always starts on a good note, and you guys will have fun. But as time goes on, the guy or the lady will start catching feelings. And this is the beginning of trouble.

Let me tell you a story. My friend had a terrible experience with FWB. He had an office romance with one of his colleagues at work. When the whole thing started, they agreed that there’s no string attached, to have fun. But over time, the lady started catching feelings.

She became very jealous and started fighting other girls. At some point, she was begging the guy to marry her. The guy ended things with her, though, and was heartbroken.

That’s the problem with FWB relationships. You and your partner will always have an agreement at the beginning, but someone will always get hurt.

So, I am answering the question, “what does friends with benefits mean” because I don’t want you to be the victim in the relationship.

The rules are simple; there are no strings attached. If both parties can adhere to this, nobody gets hurt. But it’s not always easy.

Rules To Make FWB Less Complicated

More often than none, friends with benefits relationships often end up in complications. But I’m going to give you some rules that will make your FWB relationships less complicated.

#1. Be Clear About It From The Start

Transparency is the first rule of Friends with benefits relationships. Ensure that both of you are on the same page. Never make the conversation one-sided, and be clear that your partner is comfortable with it.

With this understanding from the beginning, you will enjoy your FWB relationship because it will be less complicated.

#2. Don’t Expect Anything More

The greatest mistake people make in FWB relationships is that they often expect more. No matter how nice your time together seems, always keep to the original agreement.

Don’t forget that the essence of an FWB relationship is to have fun. And when you start expecting more than this, you may be living in a fool’s paradise. Do you know why? The answer is simple – most people in an FWB relationship has a serious partner somewhere.

#3. Try As Much as Possible To Check Your Feelings

It’s normal for you to catch feelings when you spend too much time with that person. There’s always a possibility of you having feelings with your FWB partner. Once you notice this, try to reevaluate the situation of things.

Remember, you are only in the relationship for fun, nothing else. So, the next time someone asks you, “what does friends with benefits mean,” tell the person that it’s a relationship when you are not allowed to fall in love with your partner.

#4. Ensure You Read Your Partner’s Feelings Always

Always ensure that you and your FWB partner are on the same page. It’s the easiest way to avoid being hurt. Try to occasionally ask your fun partner how things are going with you guys. It will help to make things less complicated for you guys.

However, once you discover that you and your partner are having feelings for each other, discuss with them and reevaluate if you guys still want FWB or something more serious.

#5. You Can Either Agree to Make It Public Or Secret

Depending on what you guys want, you can either make your affair secret or public. But it’s advisable to keep it under the wrap except you guys decide to have something more serious and committed.

During my undergraduate days, two of my hostel mates claimed to be relatives. They were always together, and nobody even thought that the boy and the girl are making out.

The affair was so secretive that nobody was able to suspect anything. Guess what happen? The girl got pregnant along the way, and they are happily married now.

So, most times, it’s better to keep your FWB relationships underwrap and see how things go. I have seen many FWB relationships that turn into a more lovely relationship. But never expect anything serious from FWB. Otherwise, you will suffer a severe heartbreak.

#6. Have Some Ground Rules

Yeah, you heard me right, ground rules is essential in every relationship. But if you are with someone for fun, you should lay more emphasis on it.

Is it cool to visit unannounced? If your partner sees you with another person, are you guys going to behave like strangers? These are some of the ground rules you should have in your FWB relationship.

#7. Know When To End Things

As beautiful and exciting, a Friend with benefits relationship seems it’s not real. Always have this in mind.

Your partner may be giving you multiple orgasms, but you guys aren’t dating. There will be no romantic communication, surprise dates, dinner together, and many more. The only call or text you receive from your FWB partner is when and where is the sex will take place.

So, always know when to end things. Otherwise, you will get carried away by the fun of the moment. And this could affect your love life significantly.

#8. Always Use Protection

Using protection is another way to make an FWB relationship less complicated. You know how complicated it will be when you missed your period. Unless you are willing to be a baby mama, always use protection.

Outside unwanted pregnancy, there’s always the possibility of having STDs and STIs. So, the use of condoms is a must in FWB relationships.

So, have I answered the question “what does friends with benefits mean”?

Final thoughts

Friends with benefits relationships are often fun. But someone is always hurt. Follow the rules in this article; you will not have issues with your FWB relationship.

Source: https://www.naijalovetips.com/the-truth-about-friends-with-benefits-nobody-will-tell-you/

U mean, pay as go relationship, to me its sound like olosho things, any time we want to have sex, she request for money.

U have FWB n u get hurt is actually a different thing to my understanding.

If u carry olosho well like me, den u will understand the true meaning of FWB. Most especially if the olosho is too sweet,

Smiles.

In conclusion, olosho that has cool personality dey do FWB well.

My boss at work is a typical example.

Tomorrow n Friday, sister will come to the office,

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