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Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu Yet To Win Any Total Presidential Poll Or Projection? by kollysnut(m): 9:26am On Dec 28, 2022
Ennoloa:
After researching the presidential elections of over 120 countries,
I found that there is no instance in which a presidential candidate won the election but did not win any single general Media poll or projection.
It appears that Peter Obi has won the polls or projections conducted by Nextier, ANAP, and Bloomberg, while Tinubu has not won any of these polls or projections. Specifically, Thisday projects Atiku to win the election.

I have some questions

What Poll or Projection has Tinubu won?

Why are his followers also happy Tinubu has been 2nd all this while?

Why is Oyo state a PDP state sure to give Tinubu 80% + vote but Katsina an APC state can't give Atiku 80% vote? [Is it double standard or what]



Gbogbo won lole
Politics / Re: Why Is Tinubu Yet To Win Any Total Presidential Poll Or Projection? by kollysnut(m): 9:26am On Dec 28, 2022
Ennoloa:
After researching the presidential elections of over 120 countries,
I found that there is no instance in which a presidential candidate won the election but did not win any single general Media poll or projection.
It appears that Peter Obi has won the polls or projections conducted by Nextier, ANAP, and Bloomberg, while Tinubu has not won any of these polls or projections. Specifically, Thisday projects Atiku to win the election.

Gbogbo won lole.....

I have some questions

What Poll or Projection has Tinubu won?

Why are his followers also happy Tinubu has been 2nd all this while?

Why is Oyo state a PDP state sure to give Tinubu 80% + vote but Katsina an APC state can't give Atiku 80% vote? [Is it double standard or what]

Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by kollysnut(m): 3:37pm On Nov 10, 2022
Pure anxiety worrying you.....I was like you, wen I start the whole shit, god bless yemi gurl, na olosho but she thought me how to do it, just relax and don't rush , once u feel it, pull out and breath In and out, with time like someone said, u go dey alright .....

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

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Politics / Re: Tijjani Ibrahim Dies In Chinese Hospital by kollysnut(m): 5:06pm On Aug 14, 2022
olaboy33:
Rip to the dead.

But how come he's from Jigawa and bears Tijani.

Who knows what is being built here on 3MB.

Electronic billboard...
Science/Technology / Re: Bayelsa Fisherman Using A Dolphin As Bait, Caught 10 Sharks In A Day (Photos) by kollysnut(m): 12:03pm On Jul 28, 2022
kenzo25:
I hope one day the daddy shark and mummy shark and all shark family won’t descend on him one day, it will be shark dooodoo in cartoon voice lol

mad......my son best song...baby shark
Family / Re: A Law Banning Poor Men From Polygamy. by kollysnut(m): 3:20pm On Jul 04, 2022
fulaniHERDSman:
Ensure u are not typing from the North. Lest they lynch ye. Punna variety dey sweet them like custard with overdose of peak milk grin

With Overdose of condensed milk....
Gaming / Re: Uk Used Ps2 For Sale by kollysnut(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2022
adex1300:
A uk used ps2 for sale at an affordable price. It comes with the complete accessories including 1 controller Some games are already installed including pes 22
Motal combat
God of war
Gta etc

Location is lagos but can be delivered to anywhere in Nigeria. Watapp 08163591322. Price is 16k negotiable. More than one is available

10k
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: We Can No Longer Sell At N165/litre – IPMAN by kollysnut(m): 11:43am On Jun 21, 2022
myike2:
They should just divide Nigeria and give everybody their share from the proceeds

Remember your owing china 200,000 naira.
Politics / Re: APC Primary: I Passed Character Test By Not Paying Any Delegate - Pastor Bakare by kollysnut(m): 2:42pm On Jun 09, 2022
alsudan:
You are a true MOG pastor Bakare.

Unlike Thiefnibu who had to buy both delegates and aspirants to win the ticket.


Plus the officials as well......Nwc officials,
Politics / Re: Lagos Guber Aspirant, Ade Dosunmu Dumps PDP, Joins NNPP by kollysnut(m): 11:02pm On May 27, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
I told some people here that obi's resignation from PDP will cause PDP to fail, but they argued and said it's a lie. angry

Just one man's resignation from the party has made so many other politicians to resign from PDP. And yet they said OBI isn't influential and valued?

Truly, obi is the best man for the job. We Nigerians have decided that it is Peter Ahmed Balogun Obi that we want.

I go use mouth talk am...mo like e gan......infact mo like nkan to talk
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by kollysnut(m): 5:19pm On May 22, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.


We go soon come back...
Car Talk / Re: My Honda Accord Consumes Too Much Fuel by kollysnut(m): 4:00pm On May 20, 2022
Finobravo:
Kindly help me.
I drive a Honda accord car..2007 model. I just bought it not long. The problem is that car consumes too much fuel. It takes 3000 naira fuel for 36 kilometres which is way too much.
I have changed the Air flow meter sensor, the MAF sensor(I think) and the 02 oxygen sensor.
To make matter worse, car dosen't communicate with scanners.
It is driving me crazy as I don't know what next to change. The injector too had been cleaned, nosules have been serviced and plugs have been changed.
Yet no improvement.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Pls help a brother in need.

Get a new Ecu aka brain box

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Family / Re: My 2-Year-Old Daughter Is Using Foul Words by kollysnut(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2022
princeemmma:
Recently I heard my daughter saying "Zazoo zeh" she is not up to 2years though. Am that kind of person that always caution myself and watch the kind of music I listen at home, but she did not learn the word at home, am sure she might have heard it somewhere in her mom shop, because my wife shop is located somewhere very rough, a lot of children in the environment. But my wife does not see this as a big deal. She always told me that she can't stop the little girl from playing with other children in the hood and that's true. That day when I heard her say that word, I called her to myself and told her not to say the word again that it's not good saying such word, she nodded in approval.

Two days ago I heard her saying this common words "Eni pe". I felt really bad, because I don't want my daughter to learn those bad words, but my wife feel am overreacting.

Am I overreacting truly? How do I stop my daughter from saying such words?

Please help a friend

Mine told me, r u mad, I had to stop him going to my mum place.....
Politics / Re: 2023: Thousands Of Women Shun Rain, Hold Rally For Yahaya Bello In Ondo by kollysnut(m): 7:57pm On May 06, 2022
Oguchesunday:
Ondo women for Governor Yahaya Bello.
Join Bello and fix Nigeria.

Nigeria is not fixable.........wake up dude

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Health / Re: Help! My Head Is Embarrassingly Big. Makes Me Sad by kollysnut(m): 8:05am On May 05, 2022
Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards cry
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

It’s really affecting my self esteem

That head should be your selling point, belive in your self jarey, me get big eyes . Bigger than tinubu eye. But the eyes na selling point. So Man up.

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Food / Re: Show Us Your Easter Cooking And Food by kollysnut(m): 12:37pm On Apr 17, 2022
adecz:
Another Easter is here.

A season to celebrate the crucifixion and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ.

It is the most significant period of the Christian calendar and celebrated worldwide with prayers and lots to eat.

Let us share our various culinary food preparation and dishes for people round the world to see and appreciate.

The chickens and a small pre-tertiary Easter pepper soup to kick-start the kitchen action.

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Religion / Re: Beautiful Picture Of Married Couples Of Jehovah's Witnesses by kollysnut(m): 8:12am On Apr 10, 2022
BBBmall25:
I saw the pics on my friend phone and I love it. But curious as, do they really practise all these with their partners? Pls share ur experience cause I'm not close to any of their ardent

This na cartoon now.....

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Food / Re: Nigeria Ranks 3rd In Dog Meat Consumption by kollysnut(m): 4:35pm On Apr 08, 2022
Travel / Re: Nairalander Meets Only Surviving Twin Saved By Mary Slessor Over 100 Years Ago by kollysnut(m): 12:28pm On Mar 30, 2022
massmediang:
I met the only surviving twin saved by Mary Slessor over 100 years ago (Video)


Mary Slessor was a missionary posted from Scotland to Calabar in Nigeria by the Presbyterian Church in 1876. She also lived in Arochukwu Nigeria during her missionary work. Mary Slessor stopped the killing of twins in Nigeria and she achieved this by saving a lot of twins either left in the bush to die or from their homes where their mothers hid them.
One of the twin babies Mary Slessor saved by herself before the killing of twins was finally abolished is Mgbeafor Okereke. I met her in her home in Amasu, Arochukwu, where I had an amazing interaction with her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-apkGyAt0Ck



Is she your mate, its aunty Mary slesssor.....u need to watch that comedey
Travel / Re: List Of Unsafe Locations In Lagos State! by kollysnut(m): 10:01am On Mar 09, 2022
Tetrahedron:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Kindly help this community by populating list of places of locations that you know are unsafe in Lagos state ( Day or Night)!
Thanks and God Bless!

See, it's everywhere in lagos, just pray make bad thing to happen to you,nowhere is safe in lagos, its just rate and frequency of the crime.

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Career / Re: VIP Whose Police Orderly Carried Plate Of Food Claims It's For The Officer by kollysnut(m): 8:24pm On Mar 03, 2022
christistruth01:
It seems like the bottom of the plate that is blue it is not a Purse

Comrade, we see am jarey......
Politics / Re: Cartoon Pic Of Tinubu Fighting Dirty Surfaces (Funny Pic) by kollysnut(m): 7:43pm On Feb 23, 2022
Maxymilliano:
Only thing missing is the diaper lipsrsealed

On point...

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Sports / Re: Did You Grow Up With This? What Is The Name Of This ball In Your Area? by kollysnut(m): 7:13pm On Feb 19, 2022
illicit:
Ball onike

Plastic ball

E dey pain for leg, if u play shot with it..........

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Romance / Re: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by kollysnut(m): 11:43am On Feb 12, 2022
Truvelisback:
Define a good woman.

A good woman is person , who had a fling and you forgave her.....

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Romance / Re: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by kollysnut(m): 1:57pm On Dec 16, 2021
EkehPraise:
Like every well brought up young man, I'm in my early 30's and really doing fine at least I'm not begging for anything from anyone.

I set out this year to wife my girlfriend whom I had dated for 2 years but her character made me think twice so we broke up and I moved on. I have tried to make friends with matured ladies in the church I worship but it's been from one bad experience to another.

Ever since I started looking for a woman to call my wife I have been meeting different characteristics of women.
Within the space of 1 year I've met one who is a maniac, one I met at a hangout didn't hesitate to show her lazy attitude the day she came to my place to see I'm a bit comfortable, another one I met recently in church turned out to be a thief.

2021 is almost over and I'm yet to find a wife. Where do you advice I go in search for a good woman?

Wife material scarce oh!

Dm me, I got someone for you, my sister very homely and beautiful, 08035688323.
Romance / Re: 'I'm A Beautiful Woman But The Men Aren't Coming' Is Only A Big Lie - Opinion by kollysnut(m): 9:20am On Nov 26, 2021
edunaragold:
A woman that says she is beautiful and ready to marry but the men are not coming only lies.

Tell me about it?

You see, a beautiful woman always loves handsome men, looks aren't enough to alot of woman.

Imagine a romantic caring young guy with a good job but has a bald head, loving and caring for a fair and beautiful woman he wishes to marry, only for her to turn down the offer. Years later, the guy is married to another lady and they both have beautiful kids, but the same lady is still single.

I always ask my self why, but in her phone lots of guys are always calling her. Most girls go for looks.




So any lady that says she is beautiful and still single never ready I beg; and why is it that lots of ugly girls or the girls that aren't beautiful are always the first to get married? You do the maths and me.


simple defination of me......thank God for Life...
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by kollysnut(m): 7:24pm On Nov 24, 2021
Pls remove your eye dear, anyways I got 2 beautiful ladies ready for marriage, one my sister other and wife sister...incase u change your mind sha, holla me



LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by kollysnut(m): 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2021
LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.


Pls remove your eye dear, anyways I got 2 beautiful ladies ready for marriage, one my sister other and wife sister...incase u change your mind shq, holla me

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.
Family / Re: Should I Move In With This Female Friend Of Mine On Lagos Island? by kollysnut(m): 4:18pm On Nov 24, 2021
use that same money to get yoursef your own place.....

wahala go come i repeat wahala go come

Timekeeper:
Advice Needed. I Have An Issue Bothering My Soul And Life..

I am based on the mainland and I recently came back from akwa Ibom where I did my youth service... I stay with my brother on mainland hoping to get a job and move out..

By God grace, there is possibility of me getting a Job on the island even though it is not yet concluded... Meanwhile the job will be on probation as I am currently being trained on it.

I have a lady Frnd Dt I met since last year, no sexual stuff btw us. We have just been friends. She stays on the island (ajah) and her rent is expired, though she didn't plan to continue living in That house. Our plan is Dt she is moving out and I will pay but recently she had some financial issues and wunt be able to move out again. So she suggested that we should pay another 1 year rent.

My concerns:
1. She is not really troublesome but sumtyms she is very stubborn. Anyway she is a Good lady sha.

2. Possibility Dt her sis will stay with us. I don't know much abt her sis and I don't want trouble.

3. a. The house is located in a ghetto like area in Ajah where the bathroom has no door and even the next person bathroom and people outside will know u r the one bathing. (bathroom fence not tall and no roof)

3.b. The toilet fence are so short that the next person can see u and u can see him/her while pooing cry cry cry. I love privacy and this kind life is not what I wished for..

4. The environment is notin to write about but I can cope...
.

What should I do? I don't intend rejecting this job due to lack of a good place to stay and I can't stay In mainland to be working in island which of course is still a probatory stuff.

Nairaland family, I am so confused right now......

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Properties / 21 Storey Building--facts Emerging. by kollysnut(m): 12:46pm On Nov 08, 2021
I was being attacked for speaking up online about the FOURSCORE HOMES COLLAPSE tragedy that happened in Ikoyi yesterday by naming and shaming the prime developer and owner
Femi “Fourscore” Osibona.

Nigerian style I wasn’t the right person to expose the name of the developer. We are family friends.

We grew up in the same neighborhood, his siblings are my friends, I attended parties at their family home as a kid, he was a neighborhood “role model” as we were growing up, his best friend is one of my big Egbons in Lagos.


I was expected to keep quiet.
But i worry. I worry because we have become a society that keeps quiet when crimes are perpetuated by those within our circles.

I have always been a hustler NOT a General contractor. I do my own shit. I do not seek favors from nobody, neither have I in the past, so I legitimately is free to say whatever I think is right.

Fourscore cut corners.

He got an approval for 15 floors. In July 2020, Lagos State Government sealed off the property based on the report of use of substandard building materials by the structural engineer who pulled out.

Yet he did underhand deals and got it unsealed and added 6 floors on top making it 21floors!

In every single development he has done, in the UK and South Africa, he always added floors to the approvals!

I am in possesion of court papers on every single property he did in England (Hackney, Peckham and Bath Road). He always unscrupulously added floors against local regulations and approval. This is not an incident in isolation!

360 degrees, Ikoyi is his biggest development yet. And he added 6 floors.

On a second note, People are dead and cries are still being heard as at this morning underneath the rubble of that collapse .

I used to publish ISLAND DIARY MAGAZINE (2011-14), that gives legitimacy to my cry.

Infact there are many things that should be said about this tragedy and the developer, but we will leave it out in the interest of National Peace and Stability.

People like Dele Momodu, custodians of media in Nigeria who should naturally speak up in matters like this are keeping quiet. Why?

Was it not the same Femi Fourscore that gifted Dele Momodu the Penthouse he now lives in Shalom Apartments on 2-4 Mosley Road, Ikoyi?
Wheels of corruption!

We should all try to really advocate to make changes in the rubbish going on in the country. When people ask me if I will run for office, I tell them NO! I don’t want the office but I know those who shouldn’t be there!

My life mission is in seeing real people who truly can make changes to making Nigeria work.

When young people aggregate and hid in their online caves and secretly think waiting for their turn to “chop” or seek favors from their friends that are “chopping”, then we have a problem.

A Nigeria that works is in the interest of everyone. There is no business you do that will work, if Nigeria doesn’t work.

©Yinka “Nature” Oluwakuse

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/azeez-ibrahim-oluwafemi-r-engr-7429527b_i-was-being-attacked-for-speaking-up-online-activity-6861600653618233344-PyQw
Crime / Re: Man Electrocuted While Vandalizing Electricity Cables In Kano (Photo) by kollysnut(m): 12:41pm On Oct 27, 2021
Kokaine:
33kv line. I'm surprised it didn't burn him

11kv
Foreign Affairs / Re: British MP, David Amess, Stabbed To Death by kollysnut(m): 5:24pm On Oct 15, 2021

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