₦airaland Forum

onyedikachukwue:
Being my brother's keeper, helping the APC tabulate the achievements of the past 4 days.

1. Buhari slept in Blair house.
2. Buhari created a new political party.
3. Rochas took a picture with Obama.
4. Rochas slept off at a meeting.
5. Oshiomhole's pocket was bulging with our money.
6. Nigerverdian women were represented at the meeting.
7. Buhari confirmed he is plagued with memory loss.
8. Buhari shook hands with Obama.
9. Buhari answered questions fired at him by Amanpour.
10. Amanpour understood Buhari.
11. Buhari said No to gayism
12. Buhari has unlocked the secret of feeding 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
13. While surrounded by thieves, Buhari kept a straight face while assuring us he would prosecute thieves within his own party.
14. While Nigeria was in America on the historic, ground breaking, Guinness World Records making visit; America was in Kenya to discuss progress.
15. While Buhari was away, bombs kept dropping daily, Nigerians kept dying daily.

Jara: While Rochas was subliminally usurping the office of the VP, Mr. Commissioner was back here in Nigeria meeting with National Union of Road Transport Workers.

Poor man. You signed up to be VP and are left out of important meetings when it is clear to see that you are the brightest brain in the administration, the shiniest coin in the piggy bank, the sharpest knife in the drawer.

No problem, keeping the motor park touts happy is also all in the interest of Nigeria's well being.

So, as you can see, in less than 100 days in office, Buhari has achieved what Jonathan could not achieve in "6" years.

Tenkiu.

U be clown. LMAO.

flosterk:
Gen Yusuf is a man of very great reputation

Then he should be somewhere in Borno and not Abuja

importexpert:
guys are you hearing what am hearing? 3m to release a block, my naija brothers are ready to start kidnapping houses. by the time you multiply number of blocks in a house by 3m the story will be different

I don't think 3m CFA is upto a 100k.

Meanwhile this story don't seem real. All these bloggers can be something atimes.

OMG, what other proof do they want? Bubu is slow abeg

yomi007k:
1- Get a new job.
Preferrably with his competitors. They know u have experience. This will also pain his as.s.

2-Resign.
Write a letter stating ur reasons for leavin- psychological meltdown, no salary despite money being made, no appointment letter, job insecurity(as others have been sacked 4 no reason).

Make sure it's WELL-TYPED, and stating the period of work with no pay.
This is important becos, it is ur EVIDENCE incase u wanna claim pay later. Make multiple copies.

3. Police-
After getting the job, tell him u want ur pay.

Use ur letter to report to the police.

Ur point 2 is funny.

Someone did not give u an appointment letter and u are talking about resigning.

Every employee has the right to an appointment letter under 3months of work.

This is where your lawyer should come in. As it stands, u r a philanthropist. Get a good labour lawyer and the case can be sorted out.

yomi007k:
1- Get a new job.
Preferrably with his competitors. They know u have experience. This will also pain his as.s.

2-Resign.
Write a letter stating ur reasons for leavin- psychological meltdown, no salary despite money being made, no appointment letter, job insecurity(as others have been sacked 4 no reason).

Make sure it's WELL-TYPED, and stating the period of work with no pay.
This is important becos, it is ur EVIDENCE incase u wanna claim pay later. Make multiple copies.

3. Police-
After getting the job, tell him u want ur pay.

Use ur letter to report to the police.

Ur point 2 is funny.

Someone did not give u an appointment letter and u are talking about resigning.

Every employee has the right for an appointment letter under 3months of work.

This is where your lawyer should come in. As it stands, u r a philanthropist. Get a good labour lawyer and the case can be sorted out.

Barcanista, y r u giving these guys sleepless night. I saw so many of them roaming helplessly around this thread.

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crixtex:
O boy see money o... abeg show me d way biko ....

Pm those pple u mentioned their names.

crixtex:
How much do dey pay Apc e-robots like beremx, omenka, demdem.... So I can join dem?

40-50k per week.

1.Ask him to define corruption

2.He should be asked how he tends to fight corruption when Tinubu, Amaechi, Atiku , the former governor of Bayelsa state are in his cabinet?

3.Ask him why did he say Abacha's government was not corrupt?

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vimi:
SaharaReporters again..

iif SaharaReporters cannot ascertain how many Nigerian businessmen have arrived in Washington with the intention of seeking meeting opportunities with Buhari, why ridicule a particular tribe named in the thread?

That shows u the stupi,d tribal politics Tinubu and his various media houses are playing

teamchocolate:
Ur a big fool, you feel ur any better than our president.. u can't even spell.. ewu.. it's 'there' not their.. ur grandfather is not senile, that's y he cannot be president..

Thank u, but u got the message sha

Mitsurugi:
May children say this of you in years to come. Amen!

May ur own Children say same to u the way u did to GEJ. Amen
Hypocrite

For those who are sympathetic to the grammatical errors of the Cattle rearer turn President of Nigeria called Buhari. Comparing him with Obama refering to Nigeria as a Eastern African country is just madne,ss.

Americans and the other Western world careless about the part of the world Nigeria is located. Ask an American Child where a Nigeria is located, he will be so surprised to here of that Nomenclature called Nigeria. They don't study us, We study them. So Obama may even refer to Nigeria as a continent of its own cos they don't care.

In as much as I am not a fan of this govt because of the way they came to power, I will like to say that this Amanpour interview concerns me so much as a Nigerian.

Where is Femi Adesina and the Aboki who is the other mouth of Buhari? They should pls go to the background and supply him with answers and what is expected of him to say.

They should prepare him with the Answers to Acronyms like APC, INEC etc. They shud pls tell him he cannot stabilise the oil price. They should teach him the elementary Economics of making $1=N1.

They should pls tell him that there is nothing like West Germany. Please give him the names of world leaders in a piece of paper.

Amanpour should please ask him little questions that a senile person shud understand. Infact, I recommend the "mere commissioner' to go represent us there o. Cos that's the only thing I know he cud do, speak big English without actions. Nigerians need help before 7pm.

7Alexander:
I work in a not-too-big establishment that is owned by my brother-in-law, we have a staff of 7 ladies, 4 guys including myself.

The problem i have is that these ladies whose job is largely secretarial thinks that given my connection with the CEO, that i am financially privileged, now, i'm just managing myself, albeit comfortably, but, there is no time i can have a single conversation with these ladies without me hearing something like, 'find something for me nah', 'hope you will find me weekend money', 'you be oga nah, your own better' and stuffs like that.

Recently, one of them celebrated her birthday at the office but brought no drinks, during the celebration, she blatantly asked me to bring #5000 to support her, i was like what? The whole thing is pissing me off.

I remember a day i told one of them to buy me sachet water, she asked me how an oga like me should be drinking sachet water and not a bottled water.

The new and most annoying trend now is that anytime i send them to get me food, which is sold between 250 and 350, they either do not get me any change or they tell me that the food vendor is owing them, and we know the rest.

Please nairalanders how best do i express my displeasure to them without being petty, while also sustaining their goodwill?

I had this ur experience when I was in the Uni. I had so many female friends and non was my date and I discovered I was spending so much on them. Atimes u will hear" komek complete my bike fare , I am hungry " etc meanwhile na trek I trek dey go house and I never chop. But one day one thought came to me, Komek ask these babes out for goodness sake. I did and some of them said ha, why r u saying this na, u no I have a bf, some said u know I see u like my own brother and many other excuses.

So when next they come with their demands, I will refer u to ur bf and for those who claimed I am their brothers I told them that I don't gv my sisters things the way they expect. Bros na so I free ma sef o.

So free ur sef too.

enoqueen:
One of the many mistakes we women make is allowing our men know that we av money.

U did not do anything wrong and let it remain so even after paying ur fees.

When men sees money with us, they will be coming up with different project that they cannot do alone just to make sure that we spend what we av.

Shut up.

What most of u do is to marry a man who does not want ur progress because he is tall , dark, handsome, sixpacks, dimple even when it is obvious that the dude is broke and not even ready to get himsef involved in any productive activity.

How on earth wud a human being plan a life style in another man's pocket. @ OP, I will suggest u stand ur ground in ur decision and since u have not been keeping secrets from him pls continue that way and don't stop telling him reasons why he shud not be using money anyhow because he has a supporting wife. Pls don't mind this adviser that I quoted, she does not have a good home and she has come to scatter urs too that is if she is married o.

bidexmat:
U never pay workers finish o! How many robbers Helicopter don chase for ths country! I pray say di Helicopter no go drop one day because fuel finish!

Bros follow me ask that Tinubu boy o.

U can just imagine how that man reasons.

From the outset, I no this metronaija guy was just been st:upid for posting the rubbish in the other thread.

What else did we expect from the APC paid boys, they immediately infested the thread with their empty criticism.

This metronaija blogger is one blogger that needs to be shot in the scrotum. In ur mind of minds, wud u drive more than one G-wagon? Talkless of driving 12 with almost same colour.

Where did u get this pix? Always calling himsef a problogger with fake news and from unreliable sources.

@ OP, he feels we are still in the 1980s where he used decrees to rule
Like I always say, he does not have 21st Century sense of governance. He feels leading Nigeria is same thing leading his cows in Daura.

Dasuki led the palace coup that kept the SnailBuhari under house arrest. Infact he was the one who pointed the pistol to his head. Before IBB took over power. Now he has come for revenge and not the silly excuses they are giving.


We are watching

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Click like if u want me to deactivate dis acct, click share if u still want me to stay put!

This moniker that gives APC e-rats sleepless night? I know all the "likes" are from them.

crixtex:
hahahaha... kao change??
buh y will bubu carry his son on entourage and leave omenka, Berem, Demdem and abdul jabbar behind....?

U can say that again

Nice one @ OP, but I guess u spent more time in the Delta South and Central part of the state, because those are the places where all the things u mentioned happen the most except the fine girls aspect in the Delta North.

But those babes in those 2 regions never believed they are never beautiful. Back then in Delsu they never won miss Delsu because even their brothers who organised the events know say their sisters no dey try.

PMB's boys will detonate bombs and they will tell "mere commissioner" to go and visit them.

One day they will send this errand boy to a place they want to detonate a bomb. And he will not live to tell the remaining stories.

RIP to the dead.

I feel for the families of these ones.

junkyarddog:
This hatred for Tinubu will simply drive you to your early grave as it did to your mother father brother and sisters anyway Rest In Peace in Advance

U r a slave , I am not