₦airaland Forum

zinachidi:
i know a girl hu has vowed to marry only a last son in a family....

That's how u know lazy gurls. They will move in with a last son and still sleep around with those first son...funny reason though.

handie:
I beg to disagree sir! I've been in Edo for most of my life but have never saw cultism in such large scale as I saw in Delta

Bros, I no fit argue sha, but do u realise Delta comprises of Delta North, Central and South. For the fact that u saw something like that in a particulare LG does not make it a Delta thing. Sir, when I say Edo, I mean everything that make up that state. A state where old men are in one confra or the other. Children are not left out. Show me any big name in Edo state who is not associated with a confra. I guess u r limiting ur Edo state to Benin. Oga, u don go Uromi, Ekpoma, Auchi, Afuze etc. Bros, even the wretched ones are members of confraternities in this state. I may not want to start telling u my ordeal in Edo state. Let's just leave it at that. Anything anyone believes in, let him continue untill the last day.

handie:
I beg to disagree sir! I've been in Edo for most of my life but have never saw cultism in such large scale as I saw in Delta

Bros, I no fit argue sha.

handie:
Cultism ain't only an Edo problem. It has eaten deeply into d very fabric of the Nigerian society. As for d level of confraternity in Edo, have u been to Delta? I went to a village there for a wedding and even secondary school students were in the system... Saw a whole family of cultists. Doubt me? Pls go to Ekpan secondary school, Abraka, and many of their towns. What about cultism in Rivers? Bro, it ain't just Edo

Bros, the places u mentioned are my terrain. I can tell of what is happening in those states as regards game. Edo is still ahead. Most game men in our higher institutions of learning are from Edo state. Delta, Rivers;yes, Edo still leads.

handie:
Can't u just use ur brain to think b4 talking? Brain is not dere just for decoration. Next time, use it and stop showcasing ur foolishness

I guess he should have said a high percentage of people who leave in Edo state are cult members, atleast that would not have covered everybody.

But hey bro, the level of confraternity in Edo state cannot be seen elsewhere in the world.

rudebouy:
Dude! Are u sure abt dis?

Do u stay in the moon?

Wendy80:
You are not being rude @all. That mother inlaw sef na wa, to think that she treated her daughter cheating with such levity shows the kind of mother she is. Minimise ur visit to her, talk to her only when necessary to avoid friction.
I must commend u for forgiving ur wife, most Men I know won't oh my hubby inclusive.

Me too.

This is what an average Nigerian gurls calls been ROMANTIC. The lady comes to the venue with a chopper and the man enters on foot

money121:


see white fowl for inside sun ooooo


9ja i hail ooooo

Someone I know was given this name in camp while we were serving in JOS Plateau state by a soldier. I think Kuru camp.

spurlge:
Means outstanding!

Thank u sir

From Agbor to Abavo for 4hrs, the other day 50km trekking for 11hrs. That is not trekking but crawling.

iamdapsyj:
The 6yards part got me laughing, so you wanted to sow agbada abi.. .. .

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Bros, I paid 10k for the 6yrds na. That ws how he sold his own o. I was thinking he was going to refund small money atleast for the 2 yrds, but for where?. Atleast if I had given that 2yrds to one of my fans, she wud have bEen very grateful.

Idowuogbo:
thunder fire you dia! Tan ni Malu tan browse? C'Mon gerrout!

Goat, speak English so I can answer u

Idowuogbo:
vulgar ke? For warri pikin? LWkmd!

Shatap. What is "warri pikin" . Somebody was trying to say something reasonable and u r here saying nonsense. What makes a warri pikin diff from ur village pikin?

What does it mean to be a stellar student biko nu?

Airforce1:
Op

I wish you success n your music career

O boy when I saw what the OP wrote I was just madt at u, cos I no I have ur album release date and I have been waiting for the D day , not until I saw ur rejoinder.

Am still waiting sha...

@OP, no mind them. Me and u are same on that school of tot. Pple and follow follow.

That was how I bought one from a friend who wanted to get married at Ijebu ode. 10 days to the wedding he called me to give him back 2yrds out of the 6yrds I bought for 10k ,yet no refund. I travelled to Ijebu and lodged in a hotel. At the end of the whole thing I spent about 32k for a wedding that was not my own. Since then I promised never to try that shit again. Infact if wedding no dey close to my reach, I no dey attend sef. At the end of the day na wine opener them gv me as person wey buy asoebi.nonsense.

zaiinneeii:
Op, abeg wetin sup wit okiotie dress, is dat suppose to be a train. Y is it on the young 's man nick?

It shows the level of stu..pidity of that Okotie Eboh guy. He was so wasteful cos he was the minister of finance. Thank Gof for the coup plotters then.

cramjones:
When I did more investigations on my assertions, I wanted to delete it, only to see that it had gone to the Front Page. I definitely regret my actions and I hope that as many people that have read the post can also read my apology.

-CramJones

Empty thing that thinks he has something in his brain.

There is one posted by one guy some yrs back. It was hilarious. Infact the best comment I have read on NL. Ama search and post it here.
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This is a comment by donblacky(m) on Aug 03, 2012 11:37am

Read and enjoy.

Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls)

winniz:
You sound really frustrated and pained, are u Yorubas this brainless? Did u read the article to see the state the man is representing? Why do You traitors blame Igbos for all your misfortunes? Whereas why would SE support you betrayers for the speakership position?

Instead of you Yoruba Cowards to blame Northerners for dumping your sorry a*s after using you all, you iddiots turn around to blame Igbos, shame on Una.

Well said. I will continue to maintain that the major problem we have in this country are the Yorubas. All they do is talk and talk and talk. This same way that madt NewNigerian guy is talking was how Liar Muhammed talked all tru. Doyin Okupe and Fani Kayode. They keep betraying and disintegrating this country. Their level of tribalism is out of this world. Their level of hate for the Igbos is something else. U go to the churches own my these Yorubas u will never see an Igbo man in the first 10 positions. Their father Awolowo aligned with the North we all know where it landed him. Now another of their leader has been sidelined even before the May 29th swearing in.

Yorubas should leave the Igbos alone for God's sake.

Igbos this , Igbos that's.

goodgate:
. So it was cheaper? Hmmmm.

Far far cheaper bro

goodgate:
. I do not know oo, but i heard the shop was let out for 550k per annum, even at that amount for 10years she could not have spent 45million naira there, i passed there on sunday.

550k? For what? Na lie joor. Na pharmacy shop dey there before. Its not close to the road so it can't go for such amount in that area. Now that u even hardly see light for 2hrs in a day around that area. Area wey guys don dey relocate from? If I hear.

Keneking:
Ok---only a politician would spend this.

1. Rental of shop = N2,000,000 per annum X 2 years = N4mil
2. Stock (wines etc) = N5,000,000
3. Fit-out of shop (tiles, lightnings etc, lounge) = N2,000,000
4. Signage = N200,000
5. Security = N200,000
6. Genset (15KVA) - N2,000,000
7. Delivery - outsourced
8. MD/CEO Utility car - N5,000,000

Total = N20mil plus

Where is the N15mil difference coming from
This Jonathan government sef

Bros, ur analysis and breakdown is much o. U need to visit this so called wine shop. Forget the pix u just saw. The money she used for the party is even higher than the cost of stocking and renting the shop.

I know most of the stories on NL is just over hyped. I guess that store and the stock is not what the OP and the Actress spent 45m on sha.

When I saw them having a party at the back of my house on that sunday, I knew quiet well it must be one maga that was spending the money. Wine shop wey she go open for place wey no be business area. Funny enof we wey be the residence of the area wey go dey patronise her , she no invite us na her friends wey dey stay far from the shop she carry come do party for.
The OP has come here to hype this store, na how many wine bottles dey the shop.liar.

Ben is been reasonable because he has a job, most of these politicians don't have any job. That's why whenever u ask them of their occupation, the ansa u get is Politician. They are just thieves. That is why politics to them is a do or die affair and not service to the people.

mollytinrox:
I'm late, but I'd like to share.
In 2008 having just resumed school I wanted so much to go and see my offshore boyfriend in Port Harcourt. I didn't call him or notify him. I just finished registration and told my friends I was off. So I got to the park and there was no direct PH bus. I was asked to go to Ankpa and I did. Got a bus that stopped in Enugu, boarded another going to Aba, then finally got the PH one at 7pm.
All these time, my mama no know say I dey road o.
We got to Eleme like past 9, my battery has died, I only remembered that from oil mill I'll take cab to No 9. Canon Ndu.

I confidently took a cab and got to the place to find out that he had moved. like, he no linger lives there. In one corner of the compound was a structure looking like a shrine and I didn't remember ever seeing it on previous visits. My head doubled in size.

I moonwalked out of the compound and asked a woman selling in a kiosk his whereabouts and she said he had moved to Rumomasi or so. See as I burst cry. All these like past 10.00pm o. And my mom would have been praying that God should guide her daughter in school.

She pitied me and took to a place to get cab. Luckily for me he just got back 3 days earlier. I for just enter one chance. Called my mom as soon as I charged my phone and she warned me never to try such again.
RIP Ola dear.

One Lady made this mistake some yrs back and paid dearly for it.

tonychristopher:
That theory had been found to be lies ..make dem run na

Lol...O boy u just dislike these people like I do.

tonychristopher:
As an igbo man we have a sayin

A woman with the fat butt doesn't know the gravity of punishment the gods have given to her unrolled there is a stampede in a market place

That's an igbo adage and I won't interprete it

Lol

But I hear say "Ikebe no dey heavy the owner" how true is that?

tonychristopher:
All these fat seed strech mark butts..who need them ..when u talk of well toned butt. J Lo and kardashian comes to mind ...not these pygmy fat cellulite butt that have no sexual value

I hate perverts no wonder many think with butt

Kim kardashian I would propose if kanye leaves

Wish u luck Kim

Bros u no just get joy for ur soul concerning fat ladies, why na. Them do u bad before?

teeghurl:
And when has ur sister bcom a commodity to be given out sir?

Oh my love is that u? I need money na since someone needs a Delta gurl online. So I want to give it to him . All I need his qualities and my sister he gets.

Henrychris:
hello am not frm delta but wud love to marry a Godfearing delta babe...am single,i stay alone in ikj lag,i wrk in a multinational comp. with an ambition,am Godfearing and need my woman to be same as well...u can call me 07069135351

I stay in same neighbourhood wif u sir, can I gv u my sister? Just gv me 3 qualities that u have outside the ones that we know like God fearing, gentle etc. Give me something new.