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Nigeria is bleeped up walahi

dainformant:
Pictures from the Zaki-Biam carnage this evening by unknown gunmen believe to be Tiv guys who have declared war against the Government.

Are these people that they murdered the government?

Wow.




Thank God fishes don't live in such pools.

vedah:
LOL, so I should be generous with the one I'm using to breathe?

Juliet

vedah:
It's who you're, I'm not complaining tho. But it's cool all the same.

hmmm.

That's better.



Please do you have some breeze that I can borrow?
The only air available here is the one we breathe.

That thing get coded names nah. her own is beating but our own is different.


When guys want to mess around with bae they will say let's play.

Like say 'em be small pikin

Beat you with what?
His hands or the other leg??

I don't believe that men are more intelligent than women.




I would really love to see how a Nigerian feminist can sell her feminist or equality ideas to someone that bought all these just to get a wife.

vedah:
When I got your share I suspected it tho. When you're very blunt

Something that cannot be changed.

Spy information kor, James Bond specs ni.

vedah:
Awwn. I can't deny I missed seeing you around. That shii happens tho, I'm glad you're back dear

Same here and I felt bad when I saw your mention but couldn't reply.

Had to like it to let you know I am around

tundeayo2020:
why use such a controversial and sensitive word in the first place, if he had no hidden motive.

The word gay wasn't controversial nor sensitive decades ago.

It became sensitive and controversial in our time because we're the perverted generation.

A perverted mind will always see something dirty in everything you say.

gay/ɡeɪ/
adjective
1. (of a person, especially a man) homosexual.
2. light-hearted and carefree.
3. brightly coloured; showy.
4. foolish, stupid, or unimpressive.

@Op. how did you come to the conclusion that he meant No1?

speechless

Even our friendship has been characterised with this lack of care and affection. I have told her we can't possibly be more than friends due to the SPD but she doesn't seem to understand and it is getting me worried.

There seems to be a contradiction there @Emboldened



You care but you like that James Bond feeling

Amarabae:
If it is Nigeria, we will start suspecting of poison.
#manutd_myLove

lol

sarrki:
Doyin okugbe

What do you know aside propaganda

And what do you know aside trolling

sarrki:
Him Don dey confess
The criminal Don see
Teh keh Teh keh mene lufasin

Nairaland's residential BMC

Capableben:
Wow, impressive magnanimity.

Nigeria don tire me walahi. I think I should just go back to my village.

Somebody stole what's meant for millions of people and gave a little fraction of it to just two people and you're here shouting impressive and blowing other grammars


Guy, behave yourself.

WHICH WAY WOMEN?


If you're poor, they will cheat on you with a rich dude.

If you're rich, they will cheat on you with a poor dude.

which way




THATS BY THE WAY.

Any dude that gives a girlfriend monthly allowance is a full blown idiot.

The will soon deny it and the government will not do anything about it.

Alright

Papiikush:

But no yansh, no boobs... Turn off

Turn off is an understatement, It drains my energy completely.

Cutehector:
Hmm .. So ur wife was comfortable in bikini in front of d photographer abi

Of all the things God created, women are the most confused.

HERE'S PROOF.

Women shave their eyebrows and paint it back.

Women wear bikinis at beaches in the view of everyone but will scream and run for cover when the same guy she was with at the beach sees her wearing bra and panties.

Inconclusive Budget again?

vedah:
I dedicate my 500th post to kondomatic. Sweetheart, you haven't been online for a while, hope no problem?

Wow!!


I am honored.

Honored enough to be an honourable.
Thanks dear.

vedah:
I dedicate my 500th post to kondomatic. Sweetheart, you haven't been online for a while, hope no problem?

Hi dearie.
No vex for me jaree.

A jealous MOD silenced me for attacking an attacker. The plonker just banned me without reading the post to know what necessitated my comment. It's over sha and I am back.

Being your aunt is enough signal, do it already

nNEOo:
Have you experienced the Holy spirit?

Yea