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Health › Re: I'm Experiencing A Reoccurrence Of Malaria. by Kondomatic(m): 8:27am On Oct 14, 2021

mejai:
One of the best for now. Though human system differs. It comes in a capsule and tablet form. 3 days dosage.
U take both at the same time.

Amatem Forte is also good.

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Health › Re: I'm Experiencing A Reoccurrence Of Malaria. by Kondomatic(m): 8:25am On Oct 14, 2021

Officialgarri:
Your genotype is AA and you are prone to falling sick.

My genotype is AA and I don't treat Malaria that often.

Politics › Re: There Is No Urhobo People In Bayelsa State by Kondomatic(m): 8:16am On Oct 14, 2021

Your consistent commitment to this foolishness is impressive

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: Everyone Smokes, Not Legalising Weed In Nigeria Is Hypocritical by Kondomatic(m): 8:33pm On Oct 13, 2021

Majority of Nigerians do not smoke

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Family › Re: Russia Mum Kills Baby &Son Jumping 190ft To Her Death With Kids In Her Arms(Pix) by Kondomatic(m): 7:45pm On Oct 13, 2021

BeeBeeOoh:

190ft? Mehn! She's a strong woman

Me that can't even jump 10ft

She was a troubled woman.

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Food › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by Kondomatic(m): 7:41pm On Oct 13, 2021

pocohantas:
First, Nigerians heap food too much!!!!

You guys don’t know portion control!

You tell them you want a little and they still heap the food. Swallow be looking like olumo rock on a plate.

No smart cook heaps a sweet food for people. They give you small, watch you rush it and allow you to ask for more. Then they swing their waist to the kitchen to give you more.

That is how stars do.

Give people food so that they will eat and be filled. Wetin be your own sef?

You can sway your waist anyhow you like when you clear the table.
Most visitors won't ask for more even if they're starving.

If you serve me pounded yam and I can still see the person sitting before me, I am not eating.

Food › Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by Kondomatic(m): 7:30pm On Oct 11, 2021

pocohantas:
True sha. Just yesterday I was telling someone to do less carbs and more protein like beans, fish… I done mislead am.

And Nigerians cook rice and beans as balanced diet.

I didnt know too, it was when I had low sugar and was making research that I came across it. I was shocked.

Hahahaha. Just two weeks na im you dey miss me like this. If I come relocate to Venus as Naija men done tire me nko? I was so stressed and the last thing on my mind was NL. Body still dey pain me sef. Kai!

Sorry Nne, everything in this country now is stressful. We are just surviving.
Abeg be good.

No need to remind you to take care of yourself because you always do.

Try going to another planet first nah. Thank God you no too dey go church so your faith is not much.

If I do like the man in the picture below at Shiloh, you will start coming home without a reason, and on foot.

Food › Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by Kondomatic(m): 2:02pm On Oct 11, 2021

pocohantas:
They even feel smart when saying it. They won’t go check their cylinders and cookers for leakages. Blaming innocent phone.

But that is what they taught us in primary school. We learn everyday.

As in.

Many of the cylinders we use have expired, now imagine if it's true that phone causes gas explosion.

All these people that live in one room and cook inside the same room would have all been dead.

Abeg free what they taught us back then, nah the way they too were taught.

Y'know, there's this popular saying that anything Buhari touches becomes scarce so I am just wondering if he touched you.?

I was already concluding plans to storm lagos with placard, "Bring Back Our Poco" when you updated your diary days ago.

Culture › Re: My Cousin see me as an inferior because of my gender by Kondomatic(m): 12:53pm On Oct 11, 2021

I don't know how and where that guy was raised but the fact that you allow him to treat you like this in your own house kinda proves him right.

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Politics › Re: El Rufai Could Be The Best Thing To Happen To Nigeria. by Kondomatic(m): 12:49pm On Oct 11, 2021

Like, is this the owner of nairaland?

If that's his handle then I am surprised that he's becoming more terrorist than atheist.

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Food › Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by Kondomatic(m): 12:43pm On Oct 11, 2021

HarunaWest:
Place your phone in the kitchen and cook the...If e be for you, na you sabi...Nigerians talk too much foolishness.
The whites that created gas and phones say you shouldn't but Nigerian man when no know nada na him dey give recommendations. Dundee FC

The whites didn't say shit.

The whites carried out so many researches and concluded that cell phone cannot ignite gas.

I use my phone as torchlight when I am cooking and nothing has happened, the reason I discourage using phones in the kitchen is because it will distract you and what you're cooking will burn.

Cell phones do no produce fire to trigger gas explosions, imagine a cell phone with both water and dust resistance triggering fire, how?

I don't know what causes gas explosion in the kitchen but I can tell you emphatically that it's not handsets.

Okay, let's reason a little.

Your gas cylinder is not leaking and has not expired.

You're cooking, which means the gas gets burnt the moment it leaves the cylinder.

So where exactly will cell phone get the gas it will ignite to cause explosion?

Changing some certain type of cloth in a room with some gas vapor poses more risk of explosion than handset.

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Food › Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by Kondomatic(m): 12:30pm On Oct 11, 2021

maureensylvia:
Beans is proteinous in nature

According to Nigerians.
But bean is majorly carbohydrate with a little protein.

More like 75% carbohydrate and 25% protein.

Food › Re: My Yummy Beans And Plantain Recipe (frying Method).. Guys Come In And Learn by Kondomatic(m): 12:27pm On Oct 11, 2021

HarunaWest:
Una no dey hear word ni. Stop taking your phones to the kitchen...The gas might react with the phone and just expode..

Stop misleading people with this nonsense.

Cell phones cannot trigger gas explosion, especially when the gas is already burning.

I don't know where you get that knowledge from.

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Education › Re: UNIZIK Female Student's Gas Cylinder Explodes While Making Facebook Live Video by Kondomatic(m): 9:18am On Oct 10, 2021

Lamasta:
Stop using mobile phones near gas una no go hear.....
https://ng.opera.news/ng/en/technology/amp/1293fd50e9bf72d81d8e4ed7e95f56c5

It's either you didn't read this article or you read but didn't understand

Politics › Re: Brazilian Vs Nigerian Frustration Level 2021 by Kondomatic(m): 9:12pm On Oct 09, 2021

walkbrazil4k:
74naira and black market price could be more

Wetin you for ask am nah their minimum wage

Family › Re: I'm Losing My Only Sister by Kondomatic(m): 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2021

TheGoodJoe:
Your sister is a grown-up woman. Let her live her life the way she wants. Move on.

How do you know that this is the way she wants it?

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Education › Re: UNIZIK Female Student's Gas Cylinder Explodes While Making Facebook Live Video by Kondomatic(m): 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2021

Lamasta:
With all the warnings out there about using phones near gas cylinders most people will not adhere...

Cell phones do not make sparks or flames so how exactly do they cause explosion? I just wanna know.

When the gas cylinder is already in use, that's the gas is already burning, where exactly does cell phones get the gas they ignite to cause explosion?

Kindly explain.

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Education › Re: UNIZIK Female Student's Gas Cylinder Explodes While Making Facebook Live Video by Kondomatic(m): 8:44pm On Oct 09, 2021

Davash222:
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Maybe she managed to buy half kilo of chicken and she wanted to impress her Facebook friends about her cooking skills.

Too bad.

Risk avoidance remains the best way to manage risk.

I don't think the phone has anything to do with explosion.

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Business › Re: What I Learnt In The Supermarket Today by Kondomatic(m): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2021

Humans don't hate oppression, they just hate being the oppressed.

I was at restaurant few days ago, if you're living in Suleja or environs, you'd be aware of the water scarcity.

The woman made it clear that they don't serve food and water, you'd be told upon entering that customers are to buy water separately.

The woman didn't have water at all sef but she had sent someone to go and buy.

There was group of men eating by the corner, they came with a pack of bottled water so they gave two bottles to the waitress to give to me and one other man.

Just when she was coming to give it to me, one man told her to give it to him, she refused, told him that it was meant for me but he wouldn't have it. He collected it by force and drank half of it immediately.

I said nothing, the men said nothing.

Food were eventually served, he bought water for himself(the person sent to buy water had returned) placed it on the table and I was about to sit down when I stretched hand and took it without saying a word.

He reached for it and I pushed him back to his seat. He was shocked.
I told him to respect himself and buy another one or eat his food like that if he doesn't want me to embarrass him.

We made a scene.

Or normal I for just buy water jejely and eat my food in peace but some people are naturally bullies and the only way to shut them up is to bully too.

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Romance › Re: A 19years Old Boy And A 19years Girl Are Not Mate What Is Your Take On This Pics by Kondomatic(m): 8:12pm On Oct 07, 2021

Same way a lady can have more uncles than her twin brother.

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Career › Re: Tesla Must Pay $137 Million To A Black Employee For Racial Discrimination-npr by Kondomatic(m): 4:52pm On Oct 07, 2021

Abi make I sue Seun for tribalism

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Health › Re: She Throws Up After Sex by Kondomatic(m): 7:48am On Oct 07, 2021

Shift my womb, shift my womb, finally dey don push this one womb replace her stomach and now her stomach dey her throat so why she no go throw up?

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Romance › Re: Lady Sleeps With Her Ex-Boyfriend's Father, Mocks Her Ex (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 4:22pm On Oct 06, 2021

So she's proudly telling the world that father and son slept with her?

Everything don scarce finish for this country.

Even common sense.

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Business › Re: Kuda Bank Scam Alert by Kondomatic(m): 3:23pm On Oct 06, 2021

What's wrong with all these people saying the same kuda I have been using?

Do you guys expect everyone to have same issue at same time.?

Nah comments like these they make these people no dey send customers wey get issue at all.

Person never complain finish and unah don dey make excuses for kuda.

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Romance › Re: What Tribe Did Ur Parent Warned You Not To Marry From? by Kondomatic(m): 1:48pm On Oct 06, 2021

Nemesis0147:
They said I should not marry outside Enugu state.

Your parents are kind.

My own mom gave me just 3 villages in Nsukka that I can marry from

Me that has no plan of marrying from my state at all. SMH

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Romance › Re: Benjamin Mendy Nudes, Tape Leaked After Four Charges Of Rape by Kondomatic(m): 1:45pm On Oct 06, 2021

Truvelisback:
Does this pics or video look like a rape? These white people and their false accusations. They call everything rape, even if it's a consentual act.

I watched the video a couple of weeks ago, truth is, if dude was accused of rape because of this very video then the lady has no case.

They were having a bath in a bathroom and dude was washing her, then they kissed and she lowered herself to use his microphone to announce to her hoohaa that the harvest was ready.

Then she turned around and was harvested.

Nothing in the video amounts to rape.

Unless she's underaged or there's another thing that we don't know of.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Can’t Remain Together Anymore– Wole Soyinka by Kondomatic(m): 11:55am On Oct 05, 2021

WeAREallPERV:
Good morning woke soyinka....
They'll soon call you an IPOB

Soyinka is one of the people that gave us this man made disaster. He should shut the fvck up.

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Romance › Re: What Part Of Your Body Do You Take Care Of The Most? by Kondomatic(m): 11:51am On Oct 05, 2021

NLHoodlum:
You See my hair? Try it not. I don't care about the expense I make sure to care for the hair on my head.
I have spent close to 50k+ just on my hair last week alone
How about you?

You've the spirit of Arteter or whatever the name of Arsenal coach is.

That man joined arsenal when arsenal was really gunning but akpayi sold all the guns and spent the money on his hair.

Now arsenal is like an artist. If they're not drawing then they are busy painting people's tickets red.

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Family › Re: How Did You Handle Debtors Without Turning To Enemies? by Kondomatic(m): 11:48am On Oct 05, 2021

Darlingme:
Why is it so difficult for most people to keep to their promises, to remit debts?
You help someone with loan based on aggreement and trust, but when it's time to remit, they come up with excuses, default, making you look like you're too weak, too simple and when you get upset and raise your voice, they tag you as being Money conscious.
On your own part, you don't want to lose relationship/friendship/family with them. you consider their struggles, yet, when they have your money either From their salaries or other means, they wouldn't still pay back.
Have you ever been in this kind of situation?
How were you able to handle this kind of people without becoming enemies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNFHNyHUEU

I have never given anyone loan and they paid complete, that's for those that paid at all.

There was a close friend that I explained everything to because I was beginning to think it was a curse.

She felt bad for me but she called me one day that she needed urgent 20k, her reason was genuine and she has a good source of income so I was convinced that paying back won't be a problem but I still reminded her that people don't pay me.

She was like haba, how can you say this, you will get your money on (she gave date). I sent the money.

Four months later, money I no see. I wasn't ready to lose her friendship so I let the money go.

But I learned my lesson. If you need 10k and I have 1k, I go dash you. Go find the rest elsewhere.

To get your money back, you have to be rude and brutal but that's not me so I no give again. I kuku no get again

Unloading a gun is always better than shooting at someone with bullet proof vest.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by Kondomatic(m): 11:38am On Oct 05, 2021

Handsomejok:
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old. After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me. After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch

I just want you to know that you're a fool.

You can report me to mods if you like, I don't care.

A mod with brain will know that telling a fool that he's is a fool is not an insult.

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Romance › Re: Did I Commit Any Punishable Offense By Sleeping Wit Her? by Kondomatic(m): 11:28am On Oct 05, 2021

This story, you and that your friend are disgusting.

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