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Phones › Re: Twitter Is Down Too! Unable To Load Tweets (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 8:55pm On Oct 04, 2021
This is no longer funny
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Man? by Kondomatic(m): 6:52pm On Oct 04, 2021
chatinent:
I agree.

My experience was then.

Nowadays, even if we kuku exchange numbers, na status I go just dey read. I think it's only me who do this. Not proud of it tho but I am very lazy at forcing anything.
You still get strength dey collect number. The last time I collected a lady's number with the intent to ask her out was during lockdown and I changed my mind before I got home.

Romance › Re: I Caught My Wife Cheating On Me In Bed With Another Man by Kondomatic(m): 9:21am On Oct 04, 2021
Nothing serious, just change your bed sheet
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Circles Nsukka by Kondomatic(m): 7:43pm On Oct 03, 2021
Nsukkacursed:
It is very dangerous filming them, those fulani herdsmen could be angered by such action
Ibu onye mbuole ne Nsukka.
Crime › Re: Lady Captured Poisoning Friend's Drink by Kondomatic(m): 2:42pm On Oct 03, 2021
The future is Chiwetelu Agu's apprentice.
Sports › Re: PSG Suffer Shock Rennes Loss As Messi Misses Target Again by Kondomatic(m): 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2021
Raalsalghul:
The usual excuses, they will soon start counting throw ins as achievements. grin grin grin grin grin
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They will tell you that he made 12 dribbles, 99 important passes, 3 tactical assists, and hit the upright and crossbar twice.
Politics › Re: video people speaking ika, which different from igbo by Kondomatic(m): 1:09pm On Oct 03, 2021
Homeboiy:
Rubbish

Not all Enugu people will understand me well when I speak Nsukka dialect
You're from NSK?
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Of Girls With Pot Belle? by Kondomatic(m): 6:12pm On Oct 01, 2021
That one nah Okada people wahala. I see them on bikes and I laugh, their stomachs will force the bike men to sit on the tank.

Naturally, when you carry a woman on bike, nah her b**bs suppose press your back when you enter gallop but these set of people will use their stomachs to force you to sit on the handles.
Politics › Re: House Of Representative Members Visit Tinubu In London (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 5:57pm On Oct 01, 2021
President gets everything from the UK. This ex governor and possibly incoming president has a permanent base in London and you all are celebrating independence.
Family › Re: Man Finds Out Who His Biological Father Is After Carrying Out A DNA Test (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 4:13pm On Oct 01, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
There are cases where midwives swap babies either intentionally or otherwise.
The future is promiscuous
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Burns Police Station With Prisoners Inside VIDEO by Kondomatic(m): 12:23pm On Oct 01, 2021
Prisoners in a police station?
Romance › Re: Man Catches Wife Sleeping With Her Male Colleague In Their Home (video) by Kondomatic(m): 5:37pm On Sep 30, 2021
Nah to just carry her dash him
Romance › Re: What A Lady I Helped Did To Me by Kondomatic(m): 12:12pm On Sep 28, 2021
You collected a woman's number and called her afterwards but she didn't pick. You chatted her up but she did not reply.

It's not like you got the number through someone else, she gave it to you herself.

Then she calls one day and asks for help and you rushed to help.

She did not call to apologize for not picking your calls or replying your chats, she called to ask for help and you helped.

Guy be honest with yourself, if you're a woman, would like to have such a foolish man as a friend?




A fool and his money are soon parted
Romance › Re: I Don't Understand My Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m): 10:08am On Sep 28, 2021
johnsonmartina6:
she said she wanted some space because we had some quarrel,, i gave her the space and added another extra week,, now she cries of heartbreak on her WhatsApp status ,, i don't understand,,, what should I do
Calm down enyi. Ask questions before you start feeling so important.

What makes you think you're the one that broke her heart? Shey she tag your name on the whatsapp status? What if she went to the other guy and it didn't work or what if she needed space to fix things with the other person and it didn't work and now she's trying to get back to you with all these tactics because you're her fall back option?

Romance › Re: I Don't Understand My Girlfriend by Kondomatic(m): 9:35am On Sep 28, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
Haba!
You guys should be romantic towards girls a lil bit,you should learn to be caring and submissive as well,it doesn't makes you less of a man,it adds value to you rather wink wink
Abeg enough of all these men do this and do that, we have grown tired of it.


Does it not bother you that a matured woman in 2021 cannot say exactly what she wants?

Men are no wired to understand things in reverse and I am very sure that if the woman said no to sex and the OP mistook it for yes, you will be among the first people to shout rape.
Politics › Re: No Election In Biafra Land ESN Kills This Fat Man - Graphic Video by Kondomatic(m): 4:13am On Sep 27, 2021
OyigboUpdate:
Oga should I list the names of Igbo ritualist arrested so far. Rituals are being done by so many people especially in Nigeria because of Nollywood. If u wany rituals to stop tell the NBC to ban films promoting it
You're just very slow, no offense. Not an IPOB apologist but the way you attribute every killing in South East to IPOB shows that you have an agenda.

Politicians get killed all over Nigeria, or is IPOB also responsible for all that? Do you know how many people that died in River State for Wike to become governor?

Do you know how many people that died just because of Buhari?

It's not okay that you now hold IPOB responsible for everything that happens in South East when the same thing are happening all over the country.

You alone know what you gain from this and the fact that your phone is filled with pictures and videos of dead people makes you no different from the killers out there.
Romance › Re: “I Always Wonder, Who Gives Men Money When They’re Broke” – Nigerian Lady by Kondomatic(m): 5:21pm On Sep 24, 2021
We work

Romance › Re: Careers Of Women That Turn You Off As A Man? by Kondomatic(m): 1:23pm On Sep 23, 2021
pocohantas:
Thanks so much for the encouragement, but I know my schedule better and it wouldn’t be easy on me. Serving people isn’t a joke too as they sometimes forget you have a life of your own. Complaints nko? Someone like Kondomatic can complain the plate I used was pink in colour, not blue.

I will give it a good thought and keep you posted. Maybe na you go patronize me first.
Why person go serve a man food with a pink plate if no be see finish?



Start already abeg, I have been a gadget beta tester for years and I won't mind extending it to the kitchen.


I won't charge you, I promise.
Romance › Re: 3 Reasons Why Men Should Eat Pussy During Sex. by Kondomatic(m): 11:17am On Sep 23, 2021
I am a vegetarian
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Janemena: Prince Kpokpogri Has Your Sex Tapes by Kondomatic(m): 10:56am On Sep 23, 2021
The videos or we don't believe it

Travel › Re: Occupants Of Car Crushed By 40-Foot Container In Lagos Speak Out After Survial by Kondomatic(m): 4:39am On Sep 23, 2021
Mrkumareze:
shocked this is why I always avoid sharing bad spot with trucks .. Good their time haven't reached, more grace
I hate seeing them on the roads. They should be avoided by all means.


Get close when it's safe to overtake and then run like a person that stole phone inside computer village afterwards.
Romance › Re: Man Loses His Job And Gets Dumped By Girlfriend He’s Been Giving N20k Weekly by Kondomatic(m): 4:34am On Sep 23, 2021
Goldbw122:
A girl or a woman in your life cannot help you, even when she does she will disrespect you and overlook you.. that is why you are called a man so you need to wise up and make sure you are in control for your financial deals..
Not always true sir
Romance › Re: She Cheated With A Customer From Boutique He Gifted Her,his Revenge Epic(pics) by Kondomatic(m): 2:40pm On Sep 22, 2021
Phiniter:
What broke people go through in the hands of women is enough to render their Central nervous system incapacitated. If you're not strong enough you'll be pushed to mental breakdown.
When they finally make it, they will treat women like trash. Rich men do to women what women do to broke men.
Romance › Re: I Don Laff Tire... Omo Is This True..?? All Nairaland Female by Kondomatic(m): 2:09pm On Sep 22, 2021
pocohantas:
Those boys dey tire person abeg. I no know who dey produce the useless clothes dey wear.
I laugh when I see them going down the streets in groups. Person go wear shorts, wear socks then wear polo/shirt wey be like agbada lite grin.


Yahoo don take style get dress code.
Romance › Re: I Don Laff Tire... Omo Is This True..?? All Nairaland Female by Kondomatic(m): 2:02pm On Sep 22, 2021
Drella:
The type of guys Pocohantas is talking about.If you see the full picture,you will see cross bag too grin
You will see sagged pants, rough hair or dreads and most times over sized polo grin
Family › Re: Why I Refuse To Help A Pregnant Woman, What Can You Say On This? by Kondomatic(m): 11:08am On Sep 21, 2021
buhariPLEASEdie:
Bro........next time just give what u could afford to loose without being paid back.,.......if not for anything the sake of the pregnancy........

Kinda bad........
Because of pregnancy? Did he get her pregnant?


If you want to help someone, help the because they are humans and in need and you've what they need, nothing else.

Not because she's pregnant, not because she's carrying a baby, not because she's a woman.

Some Northern women will carry one baby on their back and one in the front when they go out to beg money, I don't give those ones shi shi.
They should meet whoever fvcks them or simply stop getting pregnant.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Received Many Hot Slaps From His Foreign Wife:video by Kondomatic(m): 11:02am On Sep 21, 2021
Foreign slaps on a local face.



Team foreign women will avoid this space.
Romance › Re: What Is Your Definition Of "The Right Person"? by Kondomatic(m): 9:33am On Sep 21, 2021
Nice question
Romance › Re: Wife Was Beating Inside Jeep With Belt By Hubby Because He Caught Her With Man by Kondomatic(m): 9:26am On Sep 21, 2021
Beating her is really not necessary
Politics › Re: Can Somebody Tell Me One Thing That Is Working Well Under Buhari Govt by Kondomatic(m): 9:07pm On Sep 20, 2021
system21:
Just one thing
Everything is working well in reverse
Romance › Re: 5 Things To Never Do For A Woman by Kondomatic(m): 9:03pm On Sep 20, 2021
There's no general rule on how to treat a woman.


Give a woman exactly what she deserves.


You cannot expect a man that has a good woman in his life to treat her like you that only attracts daughters of 2nd Timothy.

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