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DLondonboiy:
I'm a fish person...Don't eat meat.
This topic is not for my kinds.

mhizv:

FIRST WEEK AFTER HER HONEYMOON.

MONDAY:

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately."

Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

TUESDAY:

We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "Serve without dressing."

So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

WEDNESDAY:

I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, `Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice."

So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day.

I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

THURSDAY:

Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving."

I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it.

Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try to be supportive.

FRIDAY:

Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it."

Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it.

SATURDAY:

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.

I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out, "Why me? Why me?"

ReneeNuttall:
That depends on ur area,in my area,if u see a naked mad man today,tomorrow guys will cloth him sharperly,but if its a lady,they will open their eyes wide and be staring.

ReneeNuttall:
the child in question was kinda fed.,that's why she responded dat way.

ReneeNuttall:
Trust our Nigerian parents and their monitoring spirit syndrome, although They were only performing their duties as parents,but sometimes they over step their bounds.

madridguy:
$2.6 Billion kwa, God alone will judge the satanic " party PDP " for their crime against humanity.

Continue to rest in peace, Gen. Andrew Azazi for exposing the evil and blood sucking party.

IpobExposed:
Pls make sure u confirm the veracity of the post.

chinybelle:
They smile too Baby is baby, no geographical influence

preccy69:
most of dis ladies dat r half naked upandan,ladies pls dress decently u r selling out d decent ones, STP being cheap,work for ur own money,be classy and men will respect u

Sketchandcraft:
and you that belong to same category with dinasour what have you done with your life... The truth should be told at all time I don't hate melaye but I don't expect this matter to drag for long if truly he graduated from a school all he need do is publish all his certificate LOBATAN.. Or you are also certificateless like Oga Elder melaye

Behira:
Hot?

AntiWailer:
Abi.

Who proves he graduated by posting pictures with people.

Scan ur certificate and upload.

Or upload ur transcript.

freeze001:
He looks odd. Why wasn't he in full uniform like others? He looks like came to spend time with his friends on d day of their passing out.

obinna58:
See this one
Ur brain has been disorganized by religion

Ishilove:
*I am*
'Nkapi* is an Ukwuani word

Zita55:


its called fashion