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Education › Re: 12-year-old Girl Carries Pregnant Mother In Labor To The Hospital Across Lake by Kondomatic(m): 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2021
Freestainworld:
12yr old girl in Nigeria is still fighting over indomie noodles.
Many 10yr Olds in Nigeria are already hustling in the street, park, bus stop etc.
Celebrities › Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 3:53pm On Oct 22, 2021
Nwodosis:
When one door closes, another one opens!.
This is not how things work in real life. If one door closes and another one opens, you're in a taxi in Niger State.
Romance › Re: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Kondomatic(m): 1:04pm On Oct 22, 2021
SimplyFacts:
Would one consume all those things just before the act? Abi one per day?
You fit blend am drink or slice and mix am as salad ni.

You don't necessarily have to take it on same day ni, it is good for men's health so take it once in a while and maybe a day or two before the act.
Romance › Re: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Kondomatic(m): 12:48pm On Oct 22, 2021
SimplyFacts:
All those ontop sex matter huh Una too dey over hype sex, abeg.
Me and you for no dey here if our parents were not Hot that night.



Respect sex.
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 9:11am On Oct 22, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
Concluding i'm not a member of that group, make you look stupid, i guess you have a list of all the members and their moniker.

Your brain aches, just keep managing it but remember to take your drugsmore often.
Concluding that a forum with millions of users do not have book readers makes you stupid and useless
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 7:27am On Oct 22, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
You just proved how dumb you are, i just wish you actually read your so called dreams, you wont be acting like a slowpoke.

So belonging to a whatsapp or telegram book lovers group means you automatically read, dumbest post i have read in a long time.

Olodo, 99% on that group just do business with books shared.

I regret conversing with a fool like you. I guess you are already bleeped because you are way off, wasted time.
There he goes, spewing more and more buncombes thinking he's making any sense.

Do you know that you've have genuine reasons to sue your brains for non-support?

How do you think you can be in your house and tell us what's happening in groups that you're not even a member?

No we don't share books for money making sake, we share books, pick the one we read for the week and someone will review it at the end.

Of course everybody can't be reading at the same rate but majority of the people are there to read. This isn't supposed to be difficult to understand but everything is an issue for a ninnyhammer like yourself.


Dunce
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 10:30pm On Oct 21, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
Lol, so you feel reading and following post on nairaland or reading love stories means reading?

We are talking about people who read reasonable books that improve lifes.

How many reasonable books have you read this year?
Just shut up so you stop fooling yourself.
You are the one making a fool of yourself.

I said that nairaland has whatsapp and telegram groups for book lovers, how does that translate to reading stories here?

I have read not less than 5 books this month alone and I have over 200 PDFs in this phone. PDF format alone, there epubs and other formats.

You think nairaland starts and ends in Romance and Politics section?

Fvck off already.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My Girlfriend Feels Threatened By My Chats. by Kondomatic(m): 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2021
If you're in your girlfriend's shoes, will you be comfortable with the chats?
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha: Minor Was Defiled, Doctor Tells Court by Kondomatic(m): 4:35pm On Oct 21, 2021
kunleham:
The report get as e be 3 '0 clock position, 6'0 click, can somebody expatiate?
They're military terminologies used to communicate the position of the enemy.


Your front is 12 o'clock
Your back is 6 o'clock.
Your right is 3 o'clock
Your left is 9 o'clock

Round the clock, ie from 1 to 12 are all positions.

I hope this helps.



I don't know where the doctor was viewing from so I can't tell where is 3 o'clock or 6 o'clock in this one
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha: Minor Was Defiled, Doctor Tells Court by Kondomatic(m): 4:28pm On Oct 21, 2021
Smart441:
Una never rest for this matter!
All the best.
Why should they rest for the matter?
Romance › Re: She Refuse Me Sex For Over A Month by Kondomatic(m): 4:22pm On Oct 21, 2021
BonPatrick:
You are dating a girl and she was nice and happy with you and she also give you sex and all of suddenly stop giving you sex for over a month and refuse you to touch her and she refuse to tell you the reason. What are you going to do?
You've been unofficially single for over a month
Romance › Re: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Kondomatic(m): 4:00pm On Oct 21, 2021
SKYHIGHfx:
Blended?
If you prefer it that way.

Or just make a salad out of them, it works really well.
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 3:58pm On Oct 21, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
Is that your recommended book? Or you are just being foolish as usual?
You came to a forum as big as nairaland and said that members don't read? Same nairaland that has whatsapp and telegram groups for book lovers.




I told you to shut up so you won't say more foolish things.
Romance › Re: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Kondomatic(m): 3:55pm On Oct 21, 2021
SKYHIGHfx:
Good evening gentlemen i need help, am finding it difficult to go two straight rounds.... Any drugs to take? Help me
Take this once a month and a day before the hum hum hum hum.


You and the girl will be tired before the end of first round.

Romance › Re: Can't Go More Than Two Rounds.. by Kondomatic(m): 3:54pm On Oct 21, 2021
tiffanyfan:
You check time !!!!!!!!!....take your mind off the timing and put more effort to give your best. Your good one round should be enough for a normal girl to last for over a month

Nobody should quote me o because I have cough
We don't have many normal girls.







Unfortunately
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2021
TeamLeader:
The Bible
Think and Grow Rich - Napoleon Hill
There is a place called tomorrow - Habu Dawaki
Power of Self Discipline (No Excuse) - Brian Tracy
Dream Achiever

These books transmogrified my life
Add these to your collections.

The subtle art of not giving a fvck.
Now that everything is fvcked.
Don't sweat the small stuffs.


These are for everyone


The Rational Male: preventive medicine
The Rational Male: Positive Masculinity


These are for men only.
Education › Re: Name A Book Everyone Should Read At Least Once In Their Lives by Kondomatic(m): 3:40pm On Oct 21, 2021
Emmanuel909090:
Do Nigerians read?

Ask of movies and this thread will be super busy. Lol
Shut up
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Leaked Sex Tape: A Message To Nigerian Ladies by Kondomatic(m): 11:02am On Oct 20, 2021
That video was recorded with the intent to distribute. It was not uploaded by mistake and there's no blackmailer
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Walked With Someone That Greets The Whole Community? by Kondomatic(m): 11:07am On Oct 19, 2021
frosy1:
I don't need to walk with someone. I am one myself grin grin grin
Same here
Business › Re: Rice: Thai Merchants Slam $300m Rates On Nigerian Importers by Kondomatic(m): 10:58am On Oct 18, 2021
Mrsoft3:
We need to eat local rice more often, imagine the millons of dollars we are enriching other countries. How will our economy ever grow this way. It saddens me how we Nigerians can't encourage one another to become better and spend this money in the country. Presently there is scarcity of money, the flow is directed to places it is not needed that often.


We need to start buying and producing,this is the only way we can get better. Rome was not built in a day
It's not about telling us what we need to do.

Nigerians eat local rice a lot. Majority of Nigerians eat local rice today, that's for those than can afford good local rice.

When you say "we need to start eating local rice" you give them impression that the whole of Nigeria markets are saturated with local rice that nobody wants to buy.

The price difference between foreign and local is little, our locally produced rice is very expensive and it's getting worse since we prefer we'll fed cows to well fed humans.
Celebrities › Re: Kpokpogri Breaks Silence On Alleged Voice Note And S*x Tape With Janemena by Kondomatic(m): 3:42pm On Oct 17, 2021
Osi hated social media drama?

Romance › Re: Guys, Has Any Girl Entered Your Room Without Knocking by Kondomatic(m): 6:19am On Oct 17, 2021
Experience285:
Please, what's your take on this. Cos I regretted giving one of my neighbors that privilege. If am watching film, she will just enter
My landlady did that once.


Knocked on my door and opened before I could say a word.


I told her to go out and wait until I open the door for her.

She asked me why and I asked her what if I was with a woman.

She said "you and I know that you don't being women home" she wasn't even sorry, she was laughing the whole time.

Anyways, she didn't go out as instructed but she has not repeated the mistake again. My male friends are on a different level, one of them will enter without knocking and will come into the bedroom if I am not in the sitting room.

It's just a Nigerian thing and it is very very annoying.
Education › Re: Why Beating On The Buttocks And Back Is Sexually Stimulating And Must Be Avoided by Kondomatic(m): 1:00pm On Oct 16, 2021
Akporo1234:
What I will encourage everyone above me doubting this post is to go make research before coming here to make noise.
Honestly, I have not heard bout this normally but I'm going to read more about this right now. That's how an educated person should behave; not coming here and making useless noise for your own ignorance.
And how did you know that all the people in disagreement with the post have not made their own research?

If you discover after your research that the OP was wrong, would you come here to disagree/correct her (which is what these people are already doing) or will shut up and term it how educated person behaves?

We all received some hard intense beating on our buttons while in school no, what we experienced was pain not some sexual stimulation.

So some don't need any other research aside their own personal experience.

The poster herself carried her own research on one sick man.

The increasing level of sexual perversion these days will soon make calling people on phone by 7pm a sexual offense.
Romance › Re: I Am Dating A Popular Nairaland Moderator by Kondomatic(m): 8:33pm On Oct 15, 2021
BaddieFreak:
There is this popular Nairaland moderator (name withheld for privacy) that has been in my PM since early this year always wanting to get to know me which I obliged. I don’t usually reply my PMs since I am just here on Nairaland to while away time when I am bored. I thought it was just another casual friendship but it has turned out to be something else. He is really pushing for more and I have explained to him from the onset that I am not interested but this days it seems like he is a good guy and I might possibly give him a chance.
I know he is going to see this, but I just feel like saying it since i really have nobody to talk to about it and it has been bothering me.
I have vowed not to go into any serious relationship.

What do you think guys?
We think you're lying
Education › Re: Why Beating On The Buttocks And Back Is Sexually Stimulating And Must Be Avoided by Kondomatic(m): 7:36pm On Oct 15, 2021
illicit:
What of dirty slap, can the brain interprete it as French kiss because the cheek is close to the lips and tonguehuh

Crime › Re: My Close Encounter With 419 Men by Kondomatic(m): 3:11pm On Oct 15, 2021
I ran as fast as my legs could carry me. I dey inside house now.
Like this bah?

Education › Re: What's Your Opinion About Teachers Flogging Or Punishing Your Child? by Kondomatic(m): 9:57am On Oct 15, 2021
Punishment is necessary but with the level of frustration in Nigeria today, most teacher no longer punish to correct but to vent.

Back in our days, our parents would take us to the school to tell the teachers to beat us if we misbehaved. It worked, because with your father's backing, the teachers would flog you whenever you misbehaved but the punishment was hardly severe.

Just strokes of the cane on your palms.

Sometimes when we done over do do grin, we would be made to pick the pin, do frog jump etc and I must say that the punishments were well deserved.

But the story today is different so if my child returns home with blood stained clothes or if I see ripe avocado colored marks on their body, I am going to the school to the warn the teacher.
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Am Having A Very Deep Urge Of Commiting Murder!!! by Kondomatic(m): 9:44am On Oct 15, 2021
You never liked him but at the mention of N300k you instantaneously became a disciple and followed him around as the apostle Jesus loved followed him.

Why in fvcks name would he give N300k just like that? Because you're a woman.?

God gave you a brain for a reason, use it.
Politics › Re: Man burnt in the penís while alive for saying Biafra will not come VIDEO by Kondomatic(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2021
Abdul05:
Mass illiteracy is really troubling Nigerians especially the North and South east

This is not how to liberate pple minds towards accepting biafra.( Freedom )



Anyway., good luck to the biafrans grin grin
The hypocrisy in the comments on this post is nauseating.

Nnamdi is prison for saying that Nigeria will not stand.

Sunday Igbo is incarcerated in far a way Benin for saying that Nigeria will divide.

Nigeria police and military killed millions of Igbos during the war, thousands before and thousands afterwards simply because they want Nigeria to divide and you think what IPOB did to this man is the worst evil?

How can you stand in the midst of a group of people and tell them that what they're dying for will not come? What's sort of senselessness is that?

You can not tell a woman who her own people and in laws have treated badly because she doesn't have a child, you cannot tell such a woman that she will never have a child and expect her to watch you walk away.

There are things you don't just say no matter how strong the urge is.


Wisdom they say is profitable to direct.
Romance › Re: What Should I Do About This Churchgirl That Visits Me Always. by Kondomatic(m): 8:56am On Oct 15, 2021
Abfinest007:
Very easy to chase her away.here is the tips start teasing her ,I mean u should ask her out and make sure you disturb her with calls too .that way she will be the one running from you
She won't run. Trust me here.

She will accept to date him and they will fornicate like monkeys, the only difference is that they will pray before and after sex.

Forget church people, been there a lot of times and these women are the easiest to sleep with.

I was going to shop one early Monday morning when one of them tried to stop me.


"Excuse me sir" she said "I am sorry for stopping you"

"You didn't stop me" I replied and continued going to where I was headed.


Imagine doing evangelism on Monday morning in Buhari's reign.
Culture › Re: Ondo Masquerades Arrested After Robbery Operation by Kondomatic(m): 8:28am On Oct 14, 2021
dudusky007:
why would the gods rob from people?
The people don't have enough to eat talk more of giving the gods.

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