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Freestainworld:Many 10yr Olds in Nigeria are already hustling in the street, park, bus stop etc. |
Nwodosis:This is not how things work in real life. If one door closes and another one opens, you're in a taxi in Niger State. |
SimplyFacts:You fit blend am drink or slice and mix am as salad ni. You don't necessarily have to take it on same day ni, it is good for men's health so take it once in a while and maybe a day or two before the act. |
SimplyFacts:Me and you for no dey here if our parents were not Hot that night. Respect sex. |
Emmanuel909090:Concluding that a forum with millions of users do not have book readers makes you stupid and useless |
Emmanuel909090:There he goes, spewing more and more buncombes thinking he's making any sense. Do you know that you've have genuine reasons to sue your brains for non-support? How do you think you can be in your house and tell us what's happening in groups that you're not even a member? No we don't share books for money making sake, we share books, pick the one we read for the week and someone will review it at the end. Of course everybody can't be reading at the same rate but majority of the people are there to read. This isn't supposed to be difficult to understand but everything is an issue for a ninnyhammer like yourself. Dunce |
Emmanuel909090:You are the one making a fool of yourself. I said that nairaland has whatsapp and telegram groups for book lovers, how does that translate to reading stories here? I have read not less than 5 books this month alone and I have over 200 PDFs in this phone. PDF format alone, there epubs and other formats. You think nairaland starts and ends in Romance and Politics section? Fvck off already. |
If you're in your girlfriend's shoes, will you be comfortable with the chats? |
kunleham:They're military terminologies used to communicate the position of the enemy. Your front is 12 o'clock Your back is 6 o'clock. Your right is 3 o'clock Your left is 9 o'clock Round the clock, ie from 1 to 12 are all positions. I hope this helps. I don't know where the doctor was viewing from so I can't tell where is 3 o'clock or 6 o'clock in this one |
Smart441:Why should they rest for the matter? |
BonPatrick:You've been unofficially single for over a month |
SKYHIGHfx:If you prefer it that way. Or just make a salad out of them, it works really well. |
Emmanuel909090:You came to a forum as big as nairaland and said that members don't read? Same nairaland that has whatsapp and telegram groups for book lovers. I told you to shut up so you won't say more foolish things. |
SKYHIGHfx:Take this once a month and a day before the hum hum hum hum. You and the girl will be tired before the end of first round.
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tiffanyfan:We don't have many normal girls. Unfortunately |
TeamLeader:Add these to your collections. The subtle art of not giving a fvck. Now that everything is fvcked. Don't sweat the small stuffs. These are for everyone The Rational Male: preventive medicine The Rational Male: Positive Masculinity These are for men only. |
Emmanuel909090:Shut up |
That video was recorded with the intent to distribute. It was not uploaded by mistake and there's no blackmailer |
frosy1:Same here |
Mrsoft3:It's not about telling us what we need to do. Nigerians eat local rice a lot. Majority of Nigerians eat local rice today, that's for those than can afford good local rice. When you say "we need to start eating local rice" you give them impression that the whole of Nigeria markets are saturated with local rice that nobody wants to buy. The price difference between foreign and local is little, our locally produced rice is very expensive and it's getting worse since we prefer we'll fed cows to well fed humans. |
Osi hated social media drama?
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Experience285:My landlady did that once. Knocked on my door and opened before I could say a word. I told her to go out and wait until I open the door for her. She asked me why and I asked her what if I was with a woman. She said "you and I know that you don't being women home" she wasn't even sorry, she was laughing the whole time. Anyways, she didn't go out as instructed but she has not repeated the mistake again. My male friends are on a different level, one of them will enter without knocking and will come into the bedroom if I am not in the sitting room. It's just a Nigerian thing and it is very very annoying. |
Akporo1234:And how did you know that all the people in disagreement with the post have not made their own research? If you discover after your research that the OP was wrong, would you come here to disagree/correct her (which is what these people are already doing) or will shut up and term it how educated person behaves? We all received some hard intense beating on our buttons while in school no, what we experienced was pain not some sexual stimulation. So some don't need any other research aside their own personal experience. The poster herself carried her own research on one sick man. The increasing level of sexual perversion these days will soon make calling people on phone by 7pm a sexual offense. |
BaddieFreak:We think you're lying |
illicit:
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I ran as fast as my legs could carry me. I dey inside house now.Like this bah?
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Punishment is necessary but with the level of frustration in Nigeria today, most teacher no longer punish to correct but to vent. Back in our days, our parents would take us to the school to tell the teachers to beat us if we misbehaved. It worked, because with your father's backing, the teachers would flog you whenever you misbehaved but the punishment was hardly severe. Just strokes of the cane on your palms. Sometimes when we done over do do , we would be made to pick the pin, do frog jump etc and I must say that the punishments were well deserved. But the story today is different so if my child returns home with blood stained clothes or if I see ripe avocado colored marks on their body, I am going to the school to the warn the teacher. |
You never liked him but at the mention of N300k you instantaneously became a disciple and followed him around as the apostle Jesus loved followed him. Why in fvcks name would he give N300k just like that? Because you're a woman.? God gave you a brain for a reason, use it. |
Abdul05:The hypocrisy in the comments on this post is nauseating. Nnamdi is prison for saying that Nigeria will not stand. Sunday Igbo is incarcerated in far a way Benin for saying that Nigeria will divide. Nigeria police and military killed millions of Igbos during the war, thousands before and thousands afterwards simply because they want Nigeria to divide and you think what IPOB did to this man is the worst evil? How can you stand in the midst of a group of people and tell them that what they're dying for will not come? What's sort of senselessness is that? You can not tell a woman who her own people and in laws have treated badly because she doesn't have a child, you cannot tell such a woman that she will never have a child and expect her to watch you walk away. There are things you don't just say no matter how strong the urge is. Wisdom they say is profitable to direct. |
Abfinest007:She won't run. Trust me here. She will accept to date him and they will fornicate like monkeys, the only difference is that they will pray before and after sex. Forget church people, been there a lot of times and these women are the easiest to sleep with. I was going to shop one early Monday morning when one of them tried to stop me. "Excuse me sir" she said "I am sorry for stopping you" "You didn't stop me" I replied and continued going to where I was headed. Imagine doing evangelism on Monday morning in Buhari's reign. |
dudusky007:The people don't have enough to eat talk more of giving the gods. |
Una too dey over hype sex, abeg.