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Technology Market › Re: BEWARE!!! My Ordeal With Psalmz by Kondomatic(m): 10:59am On Sep 08, 2021
ClitRaider:
Psalmz is a preposterously promiscuous lout and a reprehensible toe-sucking shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency.


Psalmz is a scammer, nobody should do business with him.
I dey ground dey beg.


No crucify him like this again

grin

Celebrities › Re: Georgina Onuoha Slams Prince Kpokpogri Over Tonto Dikeh's Leaked Voice Clip by Kondomatic(m): 10:44am On Sep 08, 2021
Iyaebe:
Kiss and tell man,vile and wicked man,unfaithful and stupid man,I know Tonto get wahala but this man is the worst thing that can ever happen to any woman
Abeg keep quiet.

Y'all are pained because the guy is beating all of you flawlessly in your own turf. Nothing else.

Where was this Onuoha when Tonto washed, dried and ironed Churchill online?

I am not in support of what this guy is doing but the guy is karma's verified delivery guy to Tonto.

Tonto is getting exactly what she dished out to others so stfu.

Hit a woman like a man, they will complain.
Come down to their level and run your mouth like them and they're all mad at you.
Technology Market › Re: BEWARE!!! My Ordeal With Psalmz by Kondomatic(m):
It was clear from the first page that the seller played a fast one on the buyer, that was why he avoided meeting the guy.

I don't care if he has 99% positive reviews, you can't rough handle a Tecno phone in a week let alone a Samsung phone with Corning Gorilla Glass 6 protection on both sides.

Abi the buyer get accident for road?

Both the buyers and sellers here will cheat you if given the chance, always have this at the back of your mind while dealing with them.

There was a time I reviewed a Xiaomi phone here, a Nairalander asked if it was for sale. I already had a phone I was using before I got the review unit so I agreed to deal.

He told me that his salary comes in a week, begged me to wait and I told him to take his time that I wasn't in a haste to sell.

Las las he got paid but was scared to send the money to a stranger. I understood him so I decided to take the risk. I sent the phone around six in the morning and sent the evidence to him on whatsapp.

He was happy, went to the bank around 9am but the money he sent wasn't complete. I asked what happened to the remaining 8k and he begged me to wait another week, that he can't send all his salary, he would starve.

I remember telling a nairalander here and he said "bros let it slide" and I did. The guy sef no even bother to send or even say thanks.

We just stayed like it was a complete transaction grin

Sometimes the reason people don't trust people is because they don't trust themselves.
Celebrities › Re: Nedu Doesn't Deserve My Son - Uzoamaka Ohiri Speaks About Her Child's Paternity by Kondomatic(m): 6:29pm On Sep 07, 2021
pocohantas:
This lady should stop already.

Nedu doesn’t deserve your son? Is he dragging the boy with you before? It is your ex or whoever is the father that deserves the son.

All this show of shame would have been averted if she didn’t try to play the victim by calling him out online.

Sometimes couples separate and you see one party just silent and trying to play mature, claiming irreconcilable differences or downplaying the situation. You think they are stupid? Some things are better left unsaid to protect the image of the other party, even in the event of divorce. She just shot herself in the foot.

Give his own kids to him and hold your son that he doesn’t deserve.
This woman is proudly shameless and I don't know why they keep granting these people interviews.


From Nedu's wife(seems her name isn't worth much) to Tega, to her husband and that okpukpo garri abi Kpokpogri. What's the essence of all these show of shame called interview?
Romance › Re: Reactions After Lady Shares Video Showing Her Friend Getting Oral S*x From Dog by Kondomatic(m): 3:40pm On Sep 07, 2021
Vinnie2000:
What if the Dog out of excitement Bite out the Clitoris? huh
Nonstop intense orgasm since the cum cover has been removed.
Politics › Re: This Kalabari Denial Of Ijaw Is Not Sitting Well With Many by Kondomatic(m): 9:37pm On Sep 05, 2021
RobbStark:
I thank God you said you and some few Ibos here in Nland are seeing things that way.
Truth is how many of those Bonny n Opobo you have met and they said they are Ibos.
It's not about wat you think of a people. It shud be wat they think of themselves.


All this noise end here in Nland.
No Ijaw land wud be ceded to another tribe.
Continue giving yourselves hope.
It shall end in tears as always
These includes your own noise bah?
Romance › Re: This Single Picture Shows How Stupid Men Are by Kondomatic(m): 8:06pm On Sep 05, 2021
Beebah2000:
if na your fellow guy write "Nigerian girls are useless" you no go talk anything. Mtchewww.....!
Same way you're not talking anything because it was posted by your fellow lady


You all are the same.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Kpokpogri Accuses Tonto Dikeh Of Cheating On Him by Kondomatic(m): 1:22pm On Sep 05, 2021
oz4real83:
This kpokpogarri should stop disturbing us with his talk. Tonto dike is wiser this time around by being silent, she will put people who have been expecting her to talk in an unending suspense.
What goes around comes around bro.


This guy is karma's delivery guy to Tonto.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Kpokpogri Shades Tonto Dikeh, Praises Churchill by Kondomatic(m): 10:06am On Sep 05, 2021
pocohantas:
I am glad you know my general spec, but I won’t take Nutri Milk. Give me 5Alive. cheesy
With a milky skin like that, it's not difficult to tell.




But nah Nutri I fit afford ni, abi I go just send you the money make you complete am buy 5 alive.

Celebrities › Re: Prince Kpokpogri Shades Tonto Dikeh, Praises Churchill by Kondomatic(m): 9:15am On Sep 05, 2021
pocohantas:
After collecting Tonto’s Hilux? Kai! cry
I owe you a chilled Nutri Milk.
Sports › Re: C. Ronaldo Slaps Ireland Player And Misses Penalty by Kondomatic(m): 10:49pm On Sep 02, 2021
Truvelisback:
Even though i am A Man utd fan, i don't like CR7 for these reasons: His Competitive attitude, arrogancy, pride and self-centredness.
You will do worse if his one week salary lands in your account.
Fashion › Re: Anjy Luminee's Dress To Bobrisky’s 30th Birthday Party Causes Stir by Kondomatic(m): 12:29pm On Sep 01, 2021
ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY.


Peter: Who you?

Bobrisky: It's me Bob?

Peter: Father, you sent a man into the world, and I am hearing the voice of a man but the body before me is that of a woman.

GOD: Send him back to the world, as a seahorse this time.
Crime › Re: Woman Stabbed To Death In Street For 'Refusing To Marry Her Cousin' by Kondomatic(m): 6:31am On Sep 01, 2021
don carry the quest for bad news go international
Romance › Re: My Husband Will Take This For Supper by Kondomatic(m): 6:27am On Sep 01, 2021
Vulcanheph:
Not bad, I'm a lover of local foods myself but the least you can do is to peel it for him and garnish it with something like dried fish and blended peppers....

You really don't know how to make your food appealing to the eyes.... It always ends up looking I like "sacrifices" to the gods .
Love is sacrifice, she loves her husband and all men are gods grin
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Prince Kpokpogri Breakup Over Leaked Voice Notes by Kondomatic(m): 6:11am On Sep 01, 2021
Blackdeewhy:
Welcome to naira land were everybody becomes a judge.
Even the silly ones too.
Back to th topic
@tontolet biko live your life!
Do EVERYTHING that makes you happy but not at the expense of another persons tears.
Life is beautiful to be sad for a micro second!
Ire o
You too have judged Nairalanders, all of them.
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Billed Me After The First Round by Kondomatic(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2021
Certain things should remain in people's head
Politics › Re: Fulanization Agenda: Questions For Gov. Ortom And His Likes by Kondomatic(m): 3:59pm On Aug 31, 2021
We all know that Fulani constitute the most part of the bandits terrorizing states like Katsina, Zamfara, Niger, Kebbi.... Does the Fulanization agenda includes killing thousands of Fulani?
Talibans kill Afghans
Crime › Re: Lightning Kills Two Girls In Osun Community (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 12:24pm On Aug 31, 2021
Federalofficia:
undecided which one be lightning which one be thunder abeg explain the two for me a no know the difference
Thunder is the sound produced by lightening
Crime › Re: Lightning Kills Two Girls In Osun Community (Photo) by Kondomatic(m): 12:23pm On Aug 31, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
Are u from kogi ?
Nah, but we're are neighbors
Romance › Re: I Conquered Rape Yesterday..i Was Almost Framed(pics) by Kondomatic(m): 9:15pm On Aug 30, 2021
InfernoNig:
Never love a runs girl. She must have told another guy this same line.
Bros was scammed
Travel › Re: My Trip From Lagos To Ethiopia, Kenya And Mauritius Island by Kondomatic(m): 9:06pm On Aug 30, 2021
pocohantas:
Hello,

Nigeria is too hard, the stress is getting to me mentally and otherwise, but I am fine. Thanks for asking. Hope you are good too?
Not as the heart wishes but I thank God.


Saw your dog in the pictures your uploaded, very beautiful.


What's the name?
Romance › Re: Temmie Ovwasa: I Don't Want To Have A Child Because Of Hererophobia (Video) by Kondomatic(m): 6:27pm On Aug 30, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
Something like what that Will Smith son was going through.
.
The young Smith wasn't doing drugs bro. His condition was caused by nutritional imbalance after he turned vegan.
Crime › Re: Lightning Kills Two Girls In Osun Community (Photo) by Kondomatic(m):
People will find a way to blame their parents for their death. Witnessed a similar case in Kogi State, the mom was blamed las las. They said that she stole a basket of kolanut in the market and the owner swore for her. Somewhere in Olamaboro Local Government.
Health › Re: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by Kondomatic(m): 6:38am On Aug 30, 2021
WEEDdemgirls:
I pity the innocent girl that last met you.
He didn't get it from a man
Travel › Re: My Trip From Lagos To Ethiopia, Kenya And Mauritius Island by Kondomatic(m): 6:10am On Aug 30, 2021
pocohantas:
You are very correct. The tomatoes cheap sha. Be like I go come buy tomatoes for that side.
Hey...

Been a while, how are you doing?
Romance › Re: Will U Still Bleep Her If She Has This Tattoo (pix) by Kondomatic(m): 6:09am On Aug 30, 2021
Once the other thing takes temporary control of a man, this nyash will become the most beautiful thing on earth.
Romance › Re: Do You Find Intelligence Sexier Than Looks? by Kondomatic(m): 7:02am On Aug 28, 2021
phazotron:
Nigerian girls prefer looks to intelligence

Sad reality
This is generally an average Nigerian problem. Guys prefer hot body to hot brain
Politics › Re: Nigeria Filled With 'haters Of Government', Buhari's Aide Laments by Kondomatic(m): 6:54am On Aug 28, 2021
Buhari's government is filled with haters of truth
Politics › Re: Family Of Audu Ogbeh Keeps Widow’s Children Away From Her, Sends Death Threat by Kondomatic(m): 6:36am On Aug 28, 2021
The only only fault I see from the man's side is the reason for the separation and incomplete divorce, aside that. Nothing else.

The man didn't want her again, same with his family. The reason the divorce proceedings wasn't followed was due his poor health.

From the day of their separation to the day of the man's burial, she didn't see any of her kids so why is she now saying that they took them away? Dey be dey with her?

Also, the husband told her that he was seriously sick but she couldn't check on him. I am not a judge but she's not his widow.
Nairaland General › Re: 100 Fascinating, Funny, Weird And True Facts(Pics Included) by Kondomatic(m): 12:03am On Aug 28, 2021
ChiefSosa:
23) 919 men in a single day. That's the record for the most sexual partners in a day held by Lisa Sparks who had sex with 919 different men in less than 24 hours back in 2004.

Romance › Re: Issues With My Boyfriend And I Got Blocked. by Kondomatic(m): 11:53pm On Aug 27, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Girls gain 90% in a relationship & the guy 10% (sex) yet they will have the effontry to start issues when the guy has been lowkey looking for an out.

They usually realize their loss once its over that's why they cry the most after breakup cuz they now realize what they lost.

Only a foolish man will apologize to a woman whether he is right or wrong.
Your idea of a wise man is obnoxious

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