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Nairaland General › Re: Buhari Hale And Hearty, He’ll Shock Nigerians When He Returns by Kondomatic(m): 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2017

Nothing shocks us anymore

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Celebrities › Re: Eki Osagie Transformed Into Sam Loco (Late) By Hakeem Effect by Kondomatic(m): 6:18pm On Jul 17, 2017

Sam Loco abi mynd4.4?

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Crime › Re: Woman Goes Topless To Publicly Fight Another Lady After An Argument. Photos by Kondomatic(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2017

Nah the kain Unclad body person go see commot eye but this.

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Seen This Kind Of Massive Ukwu Before? by Kondomatic(m): 6:14pm On Jul 17, 2017

fumiswtpusy:
Nonsense

This one will be very wasteful.

Two full buckets of water cannot wash that ass properly after using the toilet. No need to give her tissue paper cause that one go be infinite scroll.

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Travel › Re: Man's Car Hit By A Speeding Train In Ogun While Coming From Wedding (Photos) by Kondomatic(m): 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2017

decatalyst:
Heed warning signs always...

On a lighter note, dude was probably thinking about the party JOLLOFRICE
Thanks to God for saving him.

Must be a Yoruba wedding.

Yoruba dey front in terms of sharing plenty party food and meat.

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Pets › Re: Wild Lion Caught On Camera Nursing Leopard Cub In Tanzania by Kondomatic(m): 6:07pm On Jul 17, 2017

Wow

Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 4:04pm On Jul 17, 2017

[quote author=whiten post=58549161][/quote]I used access visa card to pay for a web hosting plan about three weeks ago. It was fast.

I was charged N375/$

Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 11:53am On Jul 17, 2017

pinkyruledworld:
at wat rate?

I was charged N19143.56 for a $50.96 items.

Do the calculations

Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 11:50am On Jul 17, 2017

oregan:
pls, have u gotten the allcall Rio?

Nah.

It's not available yet

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Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 1:02am On Jul 17, 2017

adeniyisamuel59:
I am still in doubt if UBA can be used for international transaction. Last month, I tried to use it to buy something on aliexpress but it was rejected.

I used their master card to buy phone replacement parts from aliexpress about two weeks ago.

Romance › Re: Guys What Would Do Next If This Happens To You? (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 12:45am On Jul 17, 2017

My food My car My stomach My business.

The worms are not complaining

Phones › Re: Comment The Most Funniest WIFI Name You've Ever Seen by Kondomatic(m): 8:31pm On Jul 16, 2017

The idiot still secured it

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Romance › Re: Guys Only : How True Is This? (pic) by Kondomatic(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2017

Shiitposter:
Men would have been more intelligent without dicks. We would have been exploring galaxies by now but sex keeps us grounded. Your pics is wrong.

You're obviously talking about yourself

Family › Re: My Marriage - A Sinking Ship. by Kondomatic(m): 8:16pm On Jul 16, 2017

In the part of the world where I come from, when couples start having issues like this, the first step is to invite someone she respects. Let the person talk to her and advise both of you on how to live with each other.

An a experienced man or woman not your pastor. A pastor may claim to be a good counselor but a pastor is a pastor and counselor is a counselor.

If that fails then report to elders back home, that's why we have them.

If that fails too then time to separate. Someone people will never know the value of what they have until it becomes what they had.

I wish you best of luck in your marriage and I want you to continue being the man you're. It is just unfortunate that two good people hardly fall in love.

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Romance › Re: Are These The Most Beautiful Nigerian Ladies On Instagram? by Kondomatic(m): 8:10pm On Jul 16, 2017

elantraceey:
Shey you are saving it for our marriage na?

I can help with that

Small quarrel now and you go talk say nah you pay your bride price.

Romance › Re: Are These The Most Beautiful Nigerian Ladies On Instagram? by Kondomatic(m): 6:19pm On Jul 16, 2017

elantraceey:
Of course I will but this time you should save it in my account so you won't have to spend it again

In your account?

Just like that huh

Romance › Re: Ladies: Stop Dating Guys Who Won't Give You TF Whenever You Visit Him.. by Kondomatic(m): 4:18pm On Jul 16, 2017

If I give you tfare each time you visit me and you still see yourself as my girlfriend then you're mad.

Politics › Re: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by Kondomatic(m): 3:02pm On Jul 16, 2017

sekxy:
lol..skull miner ..have you grabbed your own part of skull to mine today??what of vagina??have you been able to harvest any vagina today ??please answer

Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2017

peterincredible:
pls i want to know about uba own pls i was told that u can only do international transaction with uba only at midnight by 12am to maybe 12:10 am is it dat now u can make online payment anytime with it

That was then bro. You can use it any time you want it now

Phones › Re: Does Gtb Naira Master Card Still Works For Payment In Aliexpress Presently? by Kondomatic(m): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2017

Access charges 375. UBA now works too.

Politics › Re: Fascinating Photos Of Nigeria Taken Decades Before Its Independence And After. by Kondomatic(m): 9:22am On Jul 16, 2017

alexistaiwo:
Our greatest strength lies in our diversity.
Too bad we have only had corrupt and selfish leaders since independence.

Abeg historians, has any country ever survived without any figurehead leaders but in the community, more like the spartan and Roman civilisation of old where power lies in the voice of the people

Diversity is one of our major problems.

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Romance › Re: Advice Needed, I Can't Fall In Love. by Kondomatic(m): 8:55pm On Jul 15, 2017

I don't know what a guy who's not planning to settle down need love for.

Travel › Re: Unbelievable: Meet The Young Man Who Takes A Plane To Work Every Day Of The Week by Kondomatic(m): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2017

ecoeco:
.
Bloggers
Pls
STOP CELEBRATING FOOLISH PEOPLE
Bill Gates the richest man alive doesn't fly Six hours to his office likewise Mark Zuckerberg
So... WHO ARE YOU?

#Eco99#

So whoever doesn't imitate Bill or Mark is a fool?

Is that how you wise reach??

Romance › Re: Are These The Most Beautiful Nigerian Ladies On Instagram? by Kondomatic(m): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2017

elantraceey:
How many millions have you saved now?

I spent all when I returned and couldn't find you.

Should I start saving again? Will you wait?

Politics › Re: Journalist Shares Photo Of President Buhari At The Abuja House In London by Kondomatic(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2017

Same cloth

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Politics › Re: Aluko's $80million Yatch Was Rented By Jay Z And Beyonce For $lm (photo) by Kondomatic(m): 6:34pm On Jul 15, 2017

nativeSON12345:
Lalasticlala

You quoted the entire post to call Lala? Are you a wizard huh

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Romance › Re: Are These The Most Beautiful Nigerian Ladies On Instagram? by Kondomatic(m): 4:56pm On Jul 15, 2017

elantraceey:
You refused to marry me na Tallesty

I was saving money for our wedding nah

Romance › Re: Are These The Most Beautiful Nigerian Ladies On Instagram? by Kondomatic(m): 2:01pm On Jul 15, 2017

elantraceey:
Yes... my only moniker, the previous one was deactivated.

So you're my runaway bride.

Come gimme a hug

Romance › Re: Have I Lost Him by Kondomatic(m): 11:43am On Jul 15, 2017

juniweezy:
When our forefathers said girls should not go 2 school we been dey curse them.. Na this kind tin dey make papa no wan spend moni 4 him girl child. Just imagine the vomit this 1 is vomitting.. Please call him n get back 2 him then when u get d real belle come back n tell us d story so we can give u options of suicide

I wish I can sell you on OLX right now.

How about the 23yrs old guy that is having unprotected sex with his age mate in Buhari's regime?

Is that what they sent him to do in school??

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Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Kinsmen Plead With Nigerians To Leave Him Alone by Kondomatic(m): 11:27am On Jul 15, 2017

Why not tell him to leave Nigeria alone?

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