₦airaland Forum

lalasticlala: Eugenia abu

andromida: The idea that this man mistreated you is something you should look into because it takes two to tango you actively participated in the relationship so how can you blame him for everything.

The question is why were you with someone who made you soo unhappy?

Why did you remain faithful to a man you were not married to and who had no value for you?

Being pretty and attracting different men is not enough because you may be attracting different versions of your boyfriend.

This man cannot be your friend, he probably wants to add you to his harem the money is the lure so refuse him.

Akshow: this article be as e get o. Abi na d hunger wey de waya me? Cos I don't know what to make out of the tone of the writer. Is he pleading, sarcastic, commending, adoring or plainly just being silly

The Doc are important, hell yeah! So is the mechanic that fix the ambulance. So is d teacher that taught the Doc from crech to uni. So is d carpenter that makes his furniture and the nanny that takes care of his baby. I find it very callous when Doc go on strike though I know d govt are not helping matters. I think its against the ethics of their profession and the oath they swore...well that's just my opinion. Let's pray many people don't end up in d mortuary before the govt meet their demands.

purplish: Hey everyone! I'm in a very big dilemma.

I've always avoided pool parties...I'm a very busty and fleshy size 12, and I'll never feel comfortable exposing all that endowment in public.

However, its my close friend's birthday party this saturday and its a pool party I HAVE to get a swim suit.

So I need your help. Can I have ideas of the kinds of swim suits that would be appropriate for a very busty and chubby madam like me? Pictures, names of stores anywhere in Lagos, and useful tips would be appreciated.

N.B: I would love to moderately cover my _boobs_ and tummy most especially. Thank you :*

greatgod2012: An insecured man is is an insecured man, they find questions for every of your action, e.g ....why did you greet him too much?.....how did you know his house?....what were you two discussing?........how did he know your name and did you know his?.......why did the greeting get long like that?...........i saw your looks when you were exchanging greeting, why was he looking at you like that and why did you smile when he was looking at you........why did you hug him?.......why did you give him our address?.........who was there when you two were discussing?...........how did you meet him?....... and all other naughty and brainless questions.
They are very dangerous to get along with.....so because i'm married now, i can't hug my male friends, who automatically becomes my hubby's friends once we are pronounced husband and wife, i can't hug my brothers, my colleagues, na wa, thank you Lord for the type of my hubby.
Some women are in prison thinking they are in marriage......ish....each to his own o.......if your man says you should not hug even your mum, please, do not o.
Abegi!

lalaboi: Personally I feel Oliseh is a good 'Analyst'. He has no track record/Achievements in managing and i'd rather they employed someone who has experience than experiment wih Oliseh.

Who's suitable for the Job>? at the moment i dont see any Nigerian Coach on Keshi's level. For continuity sake? maybe just give Amokachi a chance. . The worst that could happen is a bad defence to the Afcon title. Then we can look at changing thing.

caseless: If that was what happened, then, i support u. In africa, if u say the truth, they take it for insult and u are crucified. Black people, are our leaders cursed not to always keep promise?
Frm amsterdam to miami, they travelled 19hrs, on economic class and in batches. Frm miami to brasil, 12hr on d plane...and in brasil they chatter a plane that took them to their camp. He even lost his bag and was without boots for 2 day; it was a disaster. I pity this youngman. I must commend d GFA president for undergoing what the players had to go through with his family;it shows they was nothing he could do change this situation.
GHANA, are you this broke?

Abali1: I think you are looking at it wrongly. Now see this anology......
AS vs AS
A cross with A = AA
A cross with S = AS
S cross with A = AS
S cross with S = SS
That gives you 0.25% probability in every pregnancy that may occur.
Your 0.33% analogy is wrong.

mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg

NO LONG TIN: Lol

I never hear that 1 b4 ooo

The one I witnessed was in a church camp(youth) when the visiting pastor asked all girls who have had sex to come out for special prayers.

God forgive me, but I opened my eyes small(even though he told us to close it) , come c the gals way comot..... Spit just dey drop from my mouth.

ebichy: Most men r full of shit, dey tend to b too blind and make d greatest mistake of dere lives. Men D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̅τ̲̅ don't recognize D̶̲̥̅̊A̶̲̅τ̲̅ decent girls r rear to find but wild r easy. Dts y dey get into marriages and get tired easily.

wasak: now this is expository... m I actually smart?

carmelion: Experience they say is the best teacher.I want to share with you dolls one the not so sweet experience I had while I was dating a particular guy.My dear Sisters,beware of guys who will tell you that they love but they already have a fiancee who is known by the family members.they brainwash you and tell that it is you they love(this happens after you hace opened your legs for them,why not before?)

They spoil you with money,love and so on you fall helplessly in love.And at the end of the day,they walk down the aisle with the they supposedly didn't love,while leaving you heartbroken .

Hey dolls,it happened to me and believe me I don't want anyone of you to feel what I felt.I was down,i felt suicidal.I believe that a lady out there is ignorantly believing another play boy out there.

Please my dear sister,wake up today and run.If its you he truly loves,he wouldn't have a fiancee who is not you,Well am over it now but I don't want any other person to innocently fall for such people.You deserve the best!

ndu_chucks: The man na real mumu, when gentlemen enter into agreements, they do so on their honour and handshake. Did you sir, enter into a gentleman's agreement sealed by your words and handshake?

booqee: i did impersonation while in uni. The devil can be a mad man sometimes. I was in my finals, infact we had just finished my last paper, just dealing with project and ish. I knew fully well if i was caught, i may be given extra year or years(after all my anticipation and anxiousness to graduate and serve!) still my broke arsse still went to do it. Ordinarily i lack d balls for stuffs like dat. I don't even cheat during my own exams, but dat period i was damn broke like BROKE, and d person came to meet me to write an exam for her, and was really begging me cos i refused initially but when she said d price,, oh boy i no think am twice. If i wasn't broke i would never do such. I can still remember how scared i was in d hall, i was sweating even in the cold, and i almost sh.it in my pant. i doubt if i wrote much for her. Lack of money is not good! Walahi

ogakpatakpata: l live, work and do business here in the UAE; some of the things posted online about the UAE is exaggerated; they have their laws just like other countries, they don't really bother you about issues like that.Yes, it is a muslim country, but, in my personal opinion it is one of the most liberal islamic countries, due to my position in my office, l have had cause to invite,interact with their police men, and they are very very friendly,matured and understanding, there was this case of a Nigerian who was drunk, and in his state of stupor went straight to a parked police patrol van and was hitting it with his leg, the officers came down and discovered that he was drunk, they quietly arrested him and took him to the station and kept him till the following day, meanwhile in the morning when he was sober, they told him what he did and advised him not to get drunk and misbehave, they told him they brought him to the station so that he wont harm himself on the street, they allowed him to go back home without any fine or charge, l can go on and on of several cases like that, the country is well organised and they know tourist troop into the UAE daily; so they relax some of their laws to accommodate visitors. Again , there was also a report made to the king of Dubai that ladies wear mini-skirt, from what l was told, they said he rebuked those who took the reports to him and told them that they should cover their eyes when they see a lady with mini-skirt, and they should allow the girls to be free...........l am not saying this because l reside here but what l have seen happening here over and over again........the king of Dubai has allowed different christian organisations to function here peacefully without discriminations.

ogakpatakpata: l live, work and do business here in the UAE; some of the things posted online about the UAE is exaggerated; they have their laws just like other countries, they don't really bother you about issues like that.Yes, it is a muslim country, but, in my personal opinion it is one of the most liberal islamic countries, due to my position in my office, l have had cause to invite,interact with their police men, and they are very very friendly,matured and understanding, there was this case of a Nigerian who was drunk, and in his state of stupor went straight to a parked police patrol van and was hitting it with his leg, the officers came down and discovered that he was drunk, they quietly arrested him and took him to the station and kept him till the following day, meanwhile in the morning when he was sober, they told him what he did and advised him not to get drunk and misbehave, they told him they brought him to the station so that he wont harm himself on the street, they allowed him to go back home without any fine or charge, l can go on and on of several cases like that, the country is well organised and they know tourist troop into the UAE daily; so they relax some of their laws to accommodate visitors. Again , there was also a report made to the king of Dubai that ladies wear mini-skirt, from what l was told, they said he rebuked those who took the reports to him and told them that they should cover their eyes when they see a lady with mini-skirt, and they should allow the girls to be free...........l am not saying this because l reside here but what l have seen happening here over and over again........the king of Dubai has allowed different christian organisations to function here peacefully without discriminations.