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EntertainmentRe: Sad Story Of The Thinnest Woman In The World by Koolking(m): 6:42pm On Dec 19, 2012
webaplanet: •Taunted at school about her weight and told she was 'too fat' to be a model
Which firm is she modeling for now?
EntertainmentRe: Sad Story Of The Thinnest Woman In The World by Koolking(m): 6:39pm On Dec 19, 2012
Whaaaaaaaaaat! The most grotesque being I have ever beheld. Seriously, is this real?
SportsRe: Pictures Of Nigeria's Stadiums by Koolking(m): 6:04pm On Dec 19, 2012
Abuja Stadium try, but is it up to international standard or is it just African standard?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The World Will End on 21:12:12? by Koolking(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2012
Why Friday when I am going down town for a groove
RomanceRe: Video: Why Do People Cheat In Relationships? Nigerians Speak… by Koolking(m): 3:22pm On Dec 18, 2012
Area_boy: Everyone slags off Jonathan Mrs for her poor grammar. From this video, she aint all that bad
She is bad and it's unacceptable. People look up to her for inspiration as the number (female) citizen constitutionally.

Back to subject: People cheat because of their low self esteem. Cheaters are cowards, greedy and selfish
PhonesRe: List Of Seven Worst Phones Of 2012 (pictures & Reason) by Koolking(m): 2:12pm On Dec 18, 2012
Basic: When all you'll run after is "London-used". Why won't you start complaining?
I don't think you have ever used a blackberry.
FoodRe: Access Bank Gives Staff Packets Of Sugar As Christmas Gifts. by Koolking(m): 1:35pm On Dec 18, 2012
Guy, show your appreciation. Your engagement letter did not specify what gift you are entitled to at the end of the year as bonus. What if they had glossed over and decided to pay only your usual 31days remuneration? Would you drag them to industrial court? Hell no! Consider the attitude of most employers in Nigeria, some feel they are actually doing their employees favours by employing them. A friend of mind works in a corporate office for the last 5years and has never been appreciated with bonus. You are privileged your firm appreciates your effort in their own little way at the end of the year. I bet you have reasons to be thankful
PoliticsRe: Ijaye Bus-Stop Is No Entry: New Trap For Lagos Motorists by Koolking(m): 12:28pm On Dec 18, 2012
kingsceemark: Guys, i beg anybody wey read this long story 2 tell me the last point, cos me no fit read dis long story. Hunger dey my eyes, i dey see double
It's worth reading bro. You might as well be on that route right now heading towards those officers. . .Read and reverse before you are made a minced meat of the situation
PhonesRe: List Of Seven Worst Phones Of 2012 (pictures & Reason) by Koolking(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2012
Blackberry should make the list because of its obvious lagging/freezing and poor battery life
RomanceRe: Have Your Ever Dated A Possessive Partner ? by Koolking(m): 6:02pm On Dec 17, 2012
Never
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Slapped At Smirnoff Party by Koolking(m): 12:14pm On Dec 15, 2012
A security guard slapped her because she refused to give a tip? She is frugal with the truth of the matter. Wish the guard could air his own story. She probably performed some stunts with the guard. The table will sure turn against her if she takes it up. Who is she btw? Is she this ugly or the slap made her face look this fugly?
PoliticsRe: How Okonjo-Iweala's Mother Escaped From Kidnappers - Police by Koolking(m):
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nigerian police with their usual insipid and clownish press release. Always scrambling for credit and glory where they never work for. They dont want the public to be in the know of how much the govt thrust into the supplementary budget as ransom in order to secure her release. The old woman escaped from her abductor, is she a magician? this story is smark of irresponsibility.
RomanceRe: >:( I Want My Revenge!! ??? by Koolking(m): 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2012
I know it's very devilish of her to give you such present on your birthday. She planned and meant to soil the day for you. Revenge will not make you happy, rather it will be regretted at a later time. MOVE ON. Karma is a bitch and runs a restaurant, you don't order in the restaurant, you are only served what you deserved. The river of time always slows down for us to meet people again on our way down.
RomanceRe: My Ex Is Dieing With Frustration. . .and She Desperately Wants Me Back! by Koolking(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2012
2sexy: apologizing(apologies after 3 years) funny! ova 70% of Nigeria girls don't like a mr nice guy
Why did she wait this long?

Is this really true? I have heard this line from a lot of guys. Is it worth the hype? I have been acting the gentleman but been treated ungentlemanly. Is it the mainstream of some our girls that nice guys are 'magas' in Nigeria? Or is it just to give a dog a bad name to hang it?
Throw more light bro.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa 'Tiwantiwa' Banks Thank God For Her Life by Koolking(m): 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2012
pixblogger: So many silly people here! angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: . by Koolking(m): 4:52pm On Dec 13, 2012
ChopUrMoni: We will be posting one soon especially for you because u seem like u could do with some advice on toasting men... and getting men to propose to u within 3 months. smiley You are a special case wink
I am a special case? Thanks for the compliment. I am not a follower. I make my own path. I don't listen to motivational speakers. I inspire 'me'. My point is, be considerate of vulnerable minds (your sister next door) when making your pseudo-jokes.

Any way, thanks for the attention
Jokes EtcRe: . by Koolking(m): 10:36am On Dec 13, 2012
ChopUrMoni: Far out!! Does everything on Nairaland have to be serioushuh It's just a JOKE. 4 real!!! How dumb can you be to believe and try thishuh It's a JOKE!!
Sensationalist journalism. How dumb it is for you to post this in romance section and not joke. A lot of female, young and naive Nairaland followers will believe this as the in-thing to a man's heart. People come on Nairaland to learn from a lot of posts, let's watch what we post pls. I can tell you gullible (female) minds have already subscribed to these relationship tips.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa 'Tiwantiwa' Banks Thank God For Her Life by Koolking(m): 9:39am On Dec 13, 2012
ferhyntorlah: NET gathered from a source who resides in the same building, that the accused ‘claims that he intentionally did it because tiwa wasn’t talking to him’.
With no prejudice intended, two sides of a coin cannot be ignored. Far from justifying the action of this youngman who stabbed the lady in question. I have learnt not to take media side of every story seriously. They (media) overheat and exaggerate and ignorantly skewed issues in order to sell their tabloid. How come people who are famous or trying to achieve fame are never wrong? Proper investigation will show that there is more to this hasty story than we read here. . .

grin grin grin grin I comment my reserve for now
Jokes EtcRe: . by Koolking(m): 6:12pm On Dec 12, 2012
ChopUrMoni: [b]1. DO NOT be yourself!
2. Treat him as a KING (worship him... bow down to him, kiss his feet)
3. CLEAN, clean, clean and CLEAN (house, clothes, toilet, bathroom, kitchen, garden) DONT STOP cleaning!!
4. COOK (his FAVORITE food) P.S if u cant cook, get take away, pretend you cooked it or hire a chef. Deliver food to him at his office everyday looking HOT and TEMPTING.
5. Be EXTREMELY POLITE and RESPECTFUL to his family, friends and everyone around him. (DO NOT speak your mind. whatsoever! Agree with everything, smile and TOLERATE!!)
6. Be EXTREMELY sensual, SEXUAL and OPEN to intercourse, anywhere, anyhow and any time.
7. Be AVAILABLE 24/7. (Be ALERT even during your sleep for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! Getting him a drink in bed, Cooking, cleaning, intercourse AVAILABLE 24/7
8. He is ALWAYS RIGHT so...SHUT YOUR MOUTH at all times. DO NOT talk back to him at all. Even, if his wrong. Smile and BOW
9. DO NOT NAG (keep your nagging to yourself)
10. NO jealousy, envy or cat fights with anybody especially other women. (if you see your man with another women be ACCEPTANT of it... smile and just continue the above tips...) [/b][size=8pt]

THIS TIPS HAVE WORKED FOR US! WE GUARANTY IT WILL WORK FOR YOU! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FORhuh GET STARTED TODAY!!! smiley

After marriage. What ever you do...DO NOT sign a prenup unless if you are richer than him then... you MUST sign a prenup!!!

[b]Looking forward to all the good news of proposals coming in the next few months.

CREATED BY: LilMizzGood and Chopurmoni NOTE; If this advice actually work PLEASE let us know. Best regards
This is crass. The most misguided thread on Nairaland. Epic self-slavery just to be with a man. These tips Undermine the worth/value of the female gender. **puke puke**. Are women this desperate in this 21 century? I keep saying most women are their own problems. Only making verbal crusade on gender equality. How could a lady stoop this low just to be with another woman's man. True, most women don't know what they want but they want it right away.

RomanceRe: Are You Enjoying Your Present Relationship Or Managing It? by Koolking(m): 5:55pm On Dec 12, 2012
Gee001: Truth be told. Singleness 2 a point does'nt rily make any1 happy cos at times u wish u had sum1 hu truly loves u 4 hu u are. I knw i was a lot happier in my last rtnshp but being single now, only makes me do those things i culdnt hv done if i were still dating.
I agree with the bold.
A wrong relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single, hence diminishes your happiness than when in 'single' mode. Remember, not everyone who is single is lonely; and not everyone who is taken is in love.
RomanceRe: Are You Enjoying Your Present Relationship Or Managing It? by Koolking(m): 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2012
Eneze1: managing
Why manage a man? Opt out joor, you are too young and too pretty to manage a relationship. Except you meant he is managing you
RomanceRe: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by Koolking(m): 3:46pm On Dec 11, 2012
gree-die:
a cheap girl is the one who claims to be a nice girl, always fall in love with diff guys, dates dem all ( doesnt matter if its one at a tym), dont collect a dime from them cz she is nice and still sleeps with them. to me, an aristo has more class than such a girl!
You have a perfect definition girlfriend. I agree with you
RomanceRe: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by Koolking(m): 3:43pm On Dec 11, 2012
boron10: Some see a cheap girl as one who gives in to intimate demand from her partner the first day of visiting such partner.

Some other folks portray a girl as cheap when she agrees to date a guy the same day of wooing her.
I have never subscribed to these bull poo above.

A cheap girl is a cheap girl. You can see their cheapness right through their heavy masks
makeups. By their fruits you shall know them.
ComputersRe: The Worst Virus/Malware Infection You've Had On Your PC? by Koolking(m): 10:36am On Dec 11, 2012
I had a virus called Raila Odinga. It was the most destructive I have ever had on my computer
RomanceRe: When Did You Ask For Your Lover's Genotype? by Koolking(m): 2:38pm On Dec 10, 2012
trojanjeremy: We've been together for more than 1yr now and I feel its too late cos we are so much in love!
More than a year and you still don't find it comfortable to find out your partner's genotype? You are kidding right?

luvmijeje said it all. The early stage of a relationship is the best time, unless you don't want a future with your partner and only partner for carnal benefit. Genotype probe is a life-long decision. The earlier the better bro
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Scriptural To Pray Against Our Enemies? by Koolking(m): 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2012
DANILSA: THEY PRAY AGAINST THE EVIL DEMONS CONTROLLING BOKO HARAM BOYZ lipsrsealed
I bet the boko haram too sees them as enemies. Once you are in sin, you are an enemy. You are not different from the die-hard boko boys. That's how I understand it bro.
CultureRe: Do You Believe In Gender Equality? If Yes/no, Why? by Koolking(m): 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2012
Yes. But methinks, most Nigerian women only believe in verbal crusade of 'gender equality'. Their selfish actions are far from promoting gender (female) equality.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Scriptural To Pray Against Our Enemies? by Koolking(m): 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2012
I am compelled to ask, Who are our enemies? And by our words and actions, are we being considered as enemies by others?

Who are these enemies some of us Christians always pray against?
EducationRe: Candid Rants: Co-Habitation In The University (Undergraduate "Nnanyi" Syndrome) by Koolking(m): 1:07pm On Dec 08, 2012
I have never heard of this word "nna anyi", until curiosity led me to open this thread. This arrangement of two (male and female) undergraduates living together off-campus is foolhardily. **puke at way of life of undergraduates**
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Fashola, Alpha Beta And The Taxation Rape Of Lagos by Koolking(m): 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2012
I am not surprise Fash and his cohorts are working free in the afternoon like modern day vampires just for the singular fact that we don't have laws that bite.

I don't have problem with these allegations and the people mentioned. As far as law is concerned, they are innocent until proven otherwise. I consider these allegations as hear-say, until they are substantiated.

I am not surprised no relevant anti-fraud agency is interested in investigating these allegations. I remember, before fash re-election, similar fraud allegations were raised against him by this same group, but Lagos State Assembly members swept under the carpet. Embarrassingly, Lagos State has not in anyway support any SMEs, let alone Big businesses. It's all round taxes - from state, LCD, phantom and even partnering with ogun state to some level. Tax! Tax!! Tax!!! with no commensurate growth and development. He is only basking in the euphoria of 'Eko ni baje' being the most popular slang in Lagos. Lagos is better than what we see and feel complacent about.
RomanceRe: When Choosing A Mate: Wealth Or Beauty/attraction. by Koolking(m): 9:19am On Dec 08, 2012
Op, you seem to be in a dilemma. Get a reprieve now, at least you have been tipped there is always plan C or option C.

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