₦airaland Forum

zadok60:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don
Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I
timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was
releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody
would hear the sound of the mess although the mess
was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel
better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in
the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why?
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the
music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

E b lyk say na yesterday u jus come across the joke dats why u dey flood am for every thread. Ppl don take am laugh since thy Kingdom com

The list uses the annual 2199.6 per cent rate of inflation to adjust historic fortunes – a formula that means $100 million in 1913 would be equal to £2.299.63 billion today.

Why nobody dey bash d gal/model wey lie down nude in d name of modelling, na d Bros wey lie down on top d Junction box una dey blame.. See fine geh sha.

doctokwus:
Which lies.This even corroborates what the govt has been saying that BH is no longer an organized fighting force.These men that invaded the village were starving and unlike typical BH militant group were only interested in getting carting away food b4 they starve to death.BH of old wud have killed as many civilians as they came across and fled back to the bushes,these ones came for food.

If u really listened to ur inner self and read ur comment u'ld realize u r not even telling urself d truth... Which one is a more organized fighting force; the one dat attack civilians and fleed into the Bush or the ones dat came for supplies. Before now dey have always once in a while gone for supply runs by raiding villages for food supplies abi u think say na shoprite dem dey buy their foodstuffs??

Dey've gone shopping... Adamawa and Borno, brace urselves.... What I don't understand is where the Nigerian Army is winning it's own war.. Even d people recently confirmed it wen dey stated d December deadline didn't look feasible...

persius555:
We shouldn't blame jonathan and his party, maybe we should thank him for helping us build an economy that can not refine what it produces. I just dont understand some nigerians sense of reasoning.

Why is it that we make 19th century technology look like a 25th century technology. Power supply, crude refining, road construction etc

I'm jus being sarcastic because blaming GEJ for everything wrong with d nation seems to b the 1 point agenda of dis govt.

Na boredom and d state of the nation make una dey open dis kind thread and make totally silly comparisons. Some people are jus paranoid

Hmmm.. Pay them oooo so we can avoid d scarcity dat is slowly beginning to surface... But wait oooo why pay dem since subsidy is a scam according to the APC then?? And I also thought we were broke?? Oya blame GEJ again as usual..

Where wen and how some of these reports are generated is always baffling.. Sahara reporters dat had been surprisingly quiet since suddenly comes up with dis.. Lie dey smell to d high heavens..

kaycexx:
You stay in Ajangbadi.... lol?

I spent my early primary school years there.. Bright future Academy.. Don't know if it's still there

And some oloshi's called for the head of Gen. Danjuma wen he asserted the BH had better intelligence gathering network than the army. Oya over to the govt and the army to deny the claims as usual. PMB and APC people don dey see say water don pass garri..

Jabioro:
Another wailer in action

By d time u'ld have realized there's more to a mirage than meets d eyes, it would have been too late. Until some of the promises start manifesting or even signs atleast I'll remain indifferent and if u have a problem with it, U definitely have Apollo of the brain.

No b today we don dey hear am.. With all these people dem dey sack and retire how dem take dey replace dem?? Until dem openly tell us dat one dey are still talking d talk... Action is what we need.

Na dumbasses dem fit swindle.. Prophesy ko..

Must it b scrapped for him to look into it's activities?? Why not probe it's activities first and den from findings decide what next.. So far not even a policy yet. If dis report is anything to go by, then Dis govt is trying to do so many things at same time and as such not giving much action to all their talk.. One step at a time. If u want to probe NNPC face dem squarely and while dat is done face other sectors like power and infrastructure.

realborn:
No my brother.

It is not the same country at all. Previous administrations enjoyed the "good oil boom days". Where crude oil sold for over $100. Unfortunately it was a bazaar of some sorts until prices fell badly and eventually the irresponsible party was also kicked out. At this time it was obvious the deed had been done. The treasury had been mismanaged.

I think the President's brutal honesty should not be the crux. The focus should be what his government is doing with the reality on ground to move the economy forward. What are the projections? What are the short and long term plans?

The biggest challenge this government will face is effective communication. I sincerely hope when Ministers resume, there will be progress. In my opinion, this is the last joker!

Na only u don reason well. D govt has been crying about the past administration's misdeeds which was the basis for their campaign in the first place. Instead of communicating with the populace on their plans and damage control measures whether on the short term or long term dey kip shifting blames and making excuses and it's six months already.

Aufbauh:
This is one of the reasons i have not taken the opposition party PDP seriously.
Most of the economic backslashes we are experiencing now was inherited. The opposition will be quick to point out how bad our economy has degenerated forgetting that some of us are more intelligent and reasonable to know that the economy of a nation does not start crashing in a matter of months. It is a build up of failed policies and programmes cluelessly initiated or poorly implemented.
They're always quick to point to the positives of this present administration as a programme conceived and initiated by the GEJ but will distance themselves from the mess they created. What a hypocrisy!
Nigerians have no option than to wait patiently for PMB led administration as he clean the aurgen table left behind by the crooked and perversed government of GEJ.
To set the record straight, more than 50%of this debt was carried over from the previous government making the present administration to start from an indebted position.

Some of una get serious problem.. Wen GEJ wanted to remove d same subsidy dat dis marketers are using to rip d country off and hold us to ransom, D APC mobilized Nigerians against d govt with lavish parties and protests against the move. Fast forward a few months to d end of the GEJ administration and dey conspired to shutdown d nation in the name of fuel scarcity and d govt owing dem. Maybe Apollo did not allow u read dat they are owed October and November claims. Kip consoling urselves by shifting and heaving blames. It's 6months already and dey campaigned with the promises of preferring solutions to these problems so let them face it squarely and stop wailing.

Australian students ko, Ajangbadi students ni... No b new general mathematics b dat

So who be jew now??

ParadiseN:
Anything to reduce cost by this government is a right step in the right direction.

My only question is why is there a break in communication between the president and his aids? who was the person trying to tell us that what the President meant is that some ministers will not have full control of their ministries? Please be guided and stop making governance look like childs play.

And u would wonder why there's a total communication blackout between the president and the masses.. That's exactly why it's been plagued with denials and counter denials of reports. My question now is, what exactly would those of dem without portfolio be doing? Money don dey begin miss road b dat.

LWKMTMBoooo.. But Some of u are jus so uptight... It's jus a funny trend so if u can't see anything funny about it, u are definitely a sadist. We always have a way of staying happy and dats by laughing hard.. Some bois price list sha.. D dude with d "if u want me to enter with my family" cracked me up really bad.. My neighbours go think say I don dey mad.

Karmanaut:
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Victory for who exactly... Even Germany don denounce the salute...

If dis people truly had a case in the first place they wouldn't have wanted a secret trial. One of those cases dat would linger on for a while and dismissed at the end of the day jus to distract the man from his normal everyday life. Who know wetin him do some people..

For some of u disputing the claims, U obviously have no idea what intelligence gathering means and entails. These are people who have not jus infiltrated the military but have also succeeded in mingling with the people wherever dey go without being found out. They now know d area well enof because they are familiar with the area, it's people and the terrains. So make una kip una sentiments aside and face the truth and reality. With d network dey have gathered overtime and even some BH sympathizers in the area, coupled with their sponsors and agents in both the govt and the army why exactly won't they be better at intelligence gathering... Sabotage is exactly why d fight still lingers on.

Karmanaut:
Fact number 1: He did nothing wrong.

He didn't nothing wrong?? U do realize world war officially broke out wen he invaded Poland and dis came after he had annexed and occupied the whole of the then czechoslovakia. Na wa for some of una oooo.

Dats obviously because d only talent u know u got is ur body....

Some people are really beginning to suffer from chronic Paranoia. Must u people try to throw shades and make totally irrelevant comparisons between GEJ and PMB with every single unrelated opportunity?

handsomeclouds:
Keep dwelling a your fool's paradise.. The fact that PMB has been consistent in saying it means GEJ is actually guilty
Besides that, what could have been the subject matter of such a meeting
As far as I'm concerned GEJ has no business with PMB if all were to be well

It is u and ur likes who have been fooling urselves into believing every silly report dat ties GEJ to every corrupt deal and still blaming GEJ for d state of d nation even though it was on those same reasons d present govt was voted in. U are quick to claim he visited PMB to "beg" but have u also considered d visit could have been at the president's request? Knowing the APC and PMB do u think d full details of the meeting wouldn't have been in the news already if it was related to the purported probe? Keep urselves distracted with allegations about the past govt from the real issues facing the present govt. Oh I forgot it's still d past govts fault.

handsomeclouds:
The end is near for all of them...
See him face after yesterday's meeting
Looking pale
you will know he's in for it

I only see one pale looking face and it clearly isn't GEJ's. It's really pathetic how any allegations from wherever has GEJ's name but yet d govt is still silent jus like d D in Django. It's becoming a norm to deflect attention from d govt by bringing up cock and bull stories from the previous. If d govt has cases against d past administration, why not just go straight ahead and start the prosecution process. It's 6months already and d blame game is still on.

Lol.. Whoever cooked up dis report added too much Maggi and pepper sauce... Make una advice PMB say dis year don dey end already oooo.