*****ARROGANT RICH MAN*******
*****MY 2 COOKS*******
******THE MAN WHO FEEDS MY DOG*******

******THE MAN WHO CLEANS MY NY-ASH********

******STOLEN COMMONWEALTH*********

BUHARI PLS JAIL THE BAGGER.

*******ELECTRIC AND PETROL WHICH IS EASIER TO GET IN NIGERIA??**********


********MURRAY BRUCE NEEDS A REALITY CHECK STAT**********

gays

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Virgin olive oil....2 teaspoon with each meal
increase if stool still hard

************NOLLYWOOD POLITICIANS*****************

*********COUNTRY IS RIDDEN WITH FAMINE, DEBT AND SECURITY CRISES************

*********ALL THEY DO IS PARTY AND ROUTE FOR 2019**********

AS IF THEY ARE SURE THEY WILL WAKE UP TOMOROW MORNING.

SARAKI HAS GOTTEN THAT FLAMBOYANCE HE ALWAYS CRAVED.

NIGERIAN POLITICIANS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO DO.
THEY SEE OFFICE AS WEALTH ACQUISITION AND A MEANS TO NETWORK FOR HIGHER OFFICE.

********WARDROBE ALLOWANCE TOO SMALL**********

******DINO WAN DO GOVERNOR*****************

****NO WONDER HE ROUTED FOR SARAKI***********

*****NOTHING DO YOU DINO BUT YOU HAVE TO RELINQUISH SENATORSHIP FIRST***********

BEFORE U CONTEST

**********A MAN THATS TRULY CARING FOR ANIMALS********

*******NOT A FAKE PHD ZOOLOGIST, THAT TREATED NIGERIANS LIKE ANIMALS********

******LONG LIVE PRESIDENT MB**************

*MEN WITH SMALL DICKS AND INFERIORITY COMPLEX
HATING DAILY*

*********$ARAKI I AM GETTING TO LIKE YOU***********

*******BUT THE FRIEND OF YOUR ENEMY IS ALSO YOUR ENEMY***********

*****YOU HAVE DRIBBLED THESE OLD MEN...YIU THINK THEY WILL TRUST YOU**********

*****GO AND BEG TINUBU, GUARANTEE HIM YOU WILL ACCREDIT HIS MINISTERS IF HE PROMISES TO SPEAK TO BUHARI ON YOUR BEHALF**********

******IMPEACH EKEREMANDU....AS WE ALL KNOW YOU CANT BE ON BOTH TEAMS......NA LIE BE THAT*******

*****YOU EITHER FOR PDP OR APC......THIS SITTING ON THE FENCE TACTICS IS FOR DISLOYAL PEOPLE******

*****DECIDE NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE****

***YOU CALLED Osinbajo A "KWAMISHNA"....BUT YOU RAN TO ATIKU.....ATIKU WAS NOT EVEN A "KWAMISHNA"...HE WAS JUST AN ORDINARY VEEPEE WHO STOLE A LOT OF CASH**************

*******YOUR LOYALTY LIES WITH ONE OF THE MOST DISTRUSTED AND DISLOYAL POLITICIANS IN THIS ERA********

SARAKI YOUR CUP IS FULL.

***********AS A NATIONALIST AND A PUBLIC FIGURE*****

*******FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS GUARANTEED, FREEDOM AFTER SPEECH SURELY DEPENDS ON SPEECH CONTENT**************

******ENYEAMA CANNOT SAY THIS IN EUROPE*********

****ITS HIGH TIME WE ARE LOYAL TO OUR COUNTRY******

***********CAN NOLLYWOOD PLEASE SIGN DAME PATIENCE****

**********WE MISS HER DRAMA AND GRAMMAR********

DAME PATIENCE VS. PATRICK OBAIGBHON VS WOLE SOYINKA

CLASH OF THE TITANS
COMING SOON NEAR YOU.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I laff in west germany

****NAIRALAND PLS FORM A THREAD FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS GENTLEMAN, SO THAT THEY CAN ENCOURAGE EACH OTHER TO TAKE THEIR MEDICATIONS***********

**********THE ORIGINAL POSTER IS UNEMPLOYED AND IS SERIOUSLY SEEKING EMPLOYMENT****************

**********GO TO WORK TODAY SAY NO TO YOUR BOSS AND CREATE VACANCY IN YOUR WORK PLACE**********

********SLOW DOES IT******

chuna1985:



If all igbos vote for an igbos man n d Niger deltans do so too, he will win.

As for abuse, Yoruba na number 1 whey de do that online.

*****GOOD POINT I AM NOT A FAN OF ONLINE ABUSE**********

*****BUT IGBOS STILL NEED YORUBA OR HAUSA TO WIN PRESIDENCY IN NIGERIA**********

****NAIJA DELTANS KNOW IF THEY SUPPORT HAUSA/YORUBA THEY WILL GET JUICY APPOINTMENTS***************

*******MY POINT IS IGBO PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE ONE FRONT**********

*********YOU ALL ABUSE PETER OBI, AND ROCHAS....BUT YOU GUYS ARE LOSING OUT....YOU GUYS NEED TO RESSURECT APGA AND USE IT TO NEGOTIATE*********

********IGBO IS TOO POWERFUL TO BE ONLY DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT*****AN IGBO MAN SHOULD BE SENATE PRESIDENT OR CHIEF JUDGE OR PRESIDENT IN ANY DISPENSATION IF YOU GUYS PLAN WELL************

******TELL SOLUDO AND IWEALA, NGIGE, ROCHAS, PETER OBI FORM ONE PARTY.....LOCKDOWN IBO STATES AND INCREASE YOUR NEGOTIATING POWER**********

THIS IS JUST MY OPINION.

chuna1985:


Trust me, APC is so dead in Enugu.

******ENGUGU PEOPLE**************

****KWENU.....I HOPE U GUYS KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY AN IBO MAN WILL EVER BE PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA IS TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH EITHER YORUBA OR HAUSA**********

*******EVERYDAY YOU COME ONLINE AND ABUSE EVERYBODY.....NO BE BY MOUTH OHHHH....NA BY VOTES**********

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THIS.

[quote author=Chigold101 post=34771831]story... APC loves playing the opposition. They also love propaganda. They will not do anything to Ekweremadu.

They cant even impeach him. Saraki knows that if PDP had wanted to play a fast one on him, they could have nominated their own for the senate president & being that they were more in number that day could have even won it. But PDP didnt cos they were respecting the pact they entered with Senators of like mind (the Saraki group).

APC will be remain in opposition for the next four years even though they are the ruling party...

Just watch it![/quote


APC in opposition.....lol
even when pdp was in power......every body in pdp was APC undercover.....lol

*********THEY HAVE FORGIVEN SARAKI****************

*******BUT, EKWEREMADU NA ONLY YOU WAKA COME**********

********APC WILL FIGHT YOU TILL THE LAST DAY*********

******ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN PEOPLE***********

lastpage:


Atiku is NEVER and will NEVER be a Presidential material.

He was made a V.Pee.... by selection. It was OBJ that was the real "ballot paper".

No party will ever field Atiku as their Presidential candidate otherwise, they know the result will be resounding loss!

Atiku is just NOT SELLABLE to Voters.

He can maradona as much as he likes, the best he can get is a political appointment. Finish.


Having said that, l think a few MODERATORS on Nairaland are being used to cause disaffection in the polity.
Seun needs to call this his Mods to order otherwise, if the authorities decide to hold him responsible (which he will be, like Murdoch of Sun Newspaper) for the misinformation and outright sabotage being posted as "headlines" by his Mods, he wont find it funny at all o!
"Those who live in glass house should not throw stones".


Lastpage!

*******YOU ARE A JOKER IF AUTHORITIES COME AFTER SEUN I WILL PERSONALLY SPONSOR SEUN'S WEBPAGE FROM NETHERLAND AND I WILL TAKE THE AUTHORITIES TO HAGUE ICC FOR VIOLATION OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH*********

YOU THINK ANYONE IS SCARED OF THE AUTHORITIES??
CAN THEY INTIMIDATE 2 MILLION PEOPLE...Lol

************WHAT OBASANJO SAW IN ATIKU***********

*****IS MANIFESTING SLOWLY*************************

******HE WAS BEHIND SARAKI'S TREACHERY**********

*******NOW HE IS OPENLY SMOOCHING WITH OPPOSITION*********

********AS OBASANJO SAID.....AS LONG AS WE GO TO THE POLLS TO ELECT A PRESIDENT.....YOU SIR WILL NEVER RULE NIGERIA*************

*******YOU ARE THE POLITICAL PROSTITUTE AND CHIEF BETRAYER OF ADAMAWA***************

*******EVEN IF YOU RUN AGAINST GEJ, WE RATHER VOTE GEJ TWICE THAN VOTE YOU ONCE*************

*****A MAN WITH ZERO LOYALTY CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED********

ALL YOUR STOLEN WEALTH DOESNT FAZE US

IN OBASANJO'S VOICE
WE DEY LAFF......

IN SARAKI'S VOICE
U WERE A MERE VEEPEE......

*******BONNY*********

*********TRAITORS MUST DIE********

********SARAKI SHOULD BE DISCIPLINED, IF NOT HE WILL DO WORSE NEXT TIME*********

*******SARAKI NEVER CARED ABOUT APC.......HE JUST WENT ALONG TO ACTUALISE HIS PLAN**************

********SARAKI IS AN OVERATED POLITICIAN**********

*******PLS APC BREAK HIS JINX AND HE WILL LOSE GRIP IN KWARA AS WELL**************************

********HE SAYS NO TO GODFATHERISM BUT HE OWNS THE GOVERNOR OF KWARA LIKE A PUPPET************

*********SARAKI IS A DANGEROUS MAN, ELIMINATE HOME WHILE YOU CAN!!!!***********

*********SARAKI TRUNCATING THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR*********

**********WHILE THEY GIVE YOU VIDEO TO WATCH********

**********WHEN A CORRUPT MAN LIKE SARAKI IS HEAD OF SENATE HOW CAN THERE BE ANY CHANGE********

*********APC SHOULD EXPEL SARAKI FROM APC, TRAITORS SHOULD BE EXPELLED, TO SEND A STRONG MESSAGE TO OTHER WOULD BE TRAITORS***********

********IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LAWAN BUT NOT A TRAITOR......GEJ LOST COS HE WAS SURROUNDED BY TRAITORS LIKE SARAKI************

APC DO THE NEEDFUL
EXPEL SARAKI NOW
TOO EARLY FOR TRAITORS.

**********SARAKI YOU ARE A TRAITOR REGARDLESS******

**********I DONT LIKE TINUBU EITHER*********

**********ENJOY YOUR SENATE PRESIDENT***********

*********THATS THE MOST YOU WILL BE IN GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS***********

********THERE IS HONOUR AMONGST THIEVES**********

********YOU WONT JOIN PDP....LOL....TRUE, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY IN PDP.***********

*********I PRAY APC HAS THE COURAGE TO EXPEL YOU FROM APC LETS SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE AMONGS THE SHARKS........*************

**********YOU RAN TO APC TO AVOID PERSECUTION BY GEJ, ONCE GEJ LEFT YOU RAN BACK TO PDP.....SINCE APC HAS DONE YOUR DIRTY WORK.....YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY THE HIGHEST RANKING PDP MEMBER NOW***********

*********APC WOULD BE STUPID NOT TO EXPEL YOU AND GET BACK THEIR SENATE PRESIDENT***********

Forwetinnah:


I now understand why you've been on GEJs case..so you be Tinubu/Obasanjo boy?? No wonder

dis funny man
i am nobodys boy
read my post.....i criticise everybody!!!

GEJ was a nice man in person but he was not that well endowed with political intelligence.
Saraki on the contrary is not nice but very smart politically.

**********THE COUNTRY IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY CRIMINALS*********

*********AS THEY DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION WITH MEEK MILLS AND DAVIDO**********

********BANANA REPUBLIC*****************

THE SAME GOVERNMENT RAN DOWN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IN THE COUNTRY

SO THE YOUTHS CANNOT STAND UP AND HOLD THE GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE

INSTEAD WE HAVE RESULTED TO BEGGING FOR POWER, SECURITY, HEALTHCARE.

WHILE THEY GIVE US DAVIDO TO DANCE TO.......WHEN WE SHOULD BE QUESTIONING HOW A BANK THIEF LIKE SARAKI BECAME THE SENATE PRESIDENT.

WHERE IS OBASANJO"S VOICE MR FEARLESS ELDER STATESMAN.........LETS HEAR YOU NOW!!!!!!

YOU WERE ALL OVER CLUELESS JOE

IF YOU ARE THE EBORA OWU YOU CLAIM TO BE.....COME OUT AND DENOUNCE THESE THIEVES BEING VOTED IN DAILY.......

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BTW IBORI AND SARAKI ?

NONE.

*********WHY IS DEMOCRACY FLAWED IN A CORRUPT SYSTEM ?*******

*********THE CRIMINALS BECOME MAJORITY AND THEY VOTE FOR THEMSELVES**********

*********PERPETUALLY STAYING IN POWER***********

**********BECAUSE IF THEY LOSE POWER THEY WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR CORRUPTION******

*********NIGERIA'S SENATE HAS A LOT OF CORRUPT, THIEVES AND INTERNATIONALLY WANTED DRUG KING PINS*********

WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED SARAKI
YOU ARE STILL WANTED FOR STOLEN PUBLIC FUNDS VIS A VIS SOCIETE GENERAL BANK.

************BANANA REPUBLIC WHERE EX-CONVICTS, DRUG BARONS, BANK LOOTERS, MURDERS, KIDNAPPERS, TERRORIST MAKE UP THE ENTIRE SENATE***********

*********OH NIGERIA MY COUNTRY*******************

********WHERE IS THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR?*******


SUPPORTER/CRITIC
GMB/PYO
2015

************IS OSINBAJO AN EX COMMISONER? YES.*****

***********CAN BURUJI KASHAMU BE SENATE PRESIDENT IN NIGERIA? YES.************

***********CAN ALI NDUME THE BOKO HARAM DIRECTOR GENERAL BE DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT? YES.**********

************SARAKI TOOK ALOT OF NIGERIANS MONEY IN SGBN.....NOW HE IS SENATE PRESIDENT**********

**********ARE WE DECEIVING OURSELVES IN NIGERIA?? YES WE ARE!************

SUPPORTER AND CRITIC.
GMB/OSINBAJO
2015.

**********HOMOSEXUAL DANCE**********

********PLEASE DOYIN OKUPE AND REUBEN ABATI******

*******COME AND LEARN FROM MR ADESINA*********

*******LET HIM SCHOOL YOU***************

********STEROIDS RAGE*********

*****THEY HAVE RUINED THE COUNTRY********