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Mecy recieve brain, just as ur name is mercy pls have mercy upon ur brain cos u are suffering it with this thought. Some girls out there have bigger ass bigger boobs tempting curves with pvssy served delicious u can't have it all if u hubby wanna cheat he will still cheat his eyes are not blind don't be surprised that he might be fvcking with ur maid and u are here blabbing about wearing bum short. Beyonce was defiled by JayZ, sing can sing, dance, she has curves with pretty face, she goes half-naked on stage yet Jay z cheated on her. Men are dogs u can't hold them down with appearance.

southpole:
[size=16pt]Igbos and hatred, this will never give you the chance to produce a president in this country definitely not in this generation, I can,t imagine the Igbos defeating the North and the South West put together. After Buhari the Yorubas will have the next President[/size]

Chaiiii! I pity ur brain, it must be suffering from a zombie like u. Oh! So Power is what u really want? Igbos will not rule right? Ngwa clap for urself u don try. We all know that Igbos are great, powerful, business oriented, wise, intelligent. Nigeria is a Zoo already we don't want a Zoo we want Biafra so no need to panic Yorubas and Hausas can kill themselves for power in Nigeria. U are Ewu, aturu, efulefu, nkita, utobo, mkpi na agba ijiji.

alphaconde:
This is exactly what has been going on.

A certain football club named NIGERIA FC once had a coach by name Goodluck Jonathan, during a particular season fans felt that the coach wasn't doing well with the club. They protested and management recruited another coach named M. Buhari. At this time M Buhari was seen as the best coach in the world, the fans and management of Nigeria Fc were elated and full of hope that the club would at least come up from bottom the league table. When Coach Goodluck Jonathan was leaving the club Nigeria FC was 11th on the league table that season. The new coach M Buhari told management he required to change the players and backroom staff of the club, management then gave Him approval, he recruited fresh players and staff.
Now Buhari after that season could not remain in the league, Nigeria FC was relegated. When he was questioned on the failure of the club he blamed it on Goodluck Jonathan the past coach.
Now ponder these question.
Was it possible that after coach Jonathan's exit he was still responsible for the woes the club suffered?
Even if the above question was true. Would it not be a simple achievement for Coach Buhari to have finished the season on at least 11th position where coach Jonathan Left it?
If the club performance continues in this form, doesn't the blame entirely rest on the new coach M Buhari?
Lastly if one was to compare this two coaches which was better?

Awwww! Boo u too much. *thumb up*, *kisses*

engrflames:
With facts and data on ground, whoever says this government is promising is irredeemably deluded. Is 13+ months not a enough time for us to start seeing some rays of hope? Instead, things are going worse than they met them - receding economy; regional balkanization; despotic democracy; tactless, unprepared,trial-and-error, and unschooled leadership without multi-tasking competence; government of official terrorism, intolerance, propaganda, lies, deceit, vendetta and barbarism.
They are eager to take credit for all the good things started by the previous administration which are paying off now but would blame the past administration for the ugly results of their crass incompetence in office now. It's quite unfortunate that amidst all these, their(APC) fanatical fans don't even raise an eyebrow.

Note: I am a full blooded Yoruba boy before some Zombies will start singing IPOB...

GOD bless u for d truth. *Kisses*

Toktee:
Can you also tell us what jonathan patient achieved in seven years in office?

7yrs? Haba! Bros this hatred u get for Jonah no go lead u anywhere ooooo e no go make Jonah white or short or thin like Buhari, e no go stop am from travelling abroad, sweetheart abeg let go of the hatred so that u will grow in life.

modestdude:
Lol. Anugom. Mana otorom pieces etu isi kwuputa na ikpu gi di uto. Odizie ka m wuru enyi gi nwoke.

Thank GOD u are not my boyfriend. Nice wish sweetheart.

todayboy:
thats how zahra buhari will reply zombies for Buhari mess

father corrupt
wife corupt
children corrupt

God help Nigerians oh

Only if she go get sense like her cos this one no be taking pictures na using sense.

Kenneth205:
Falls from Iroko tree!

lol

modestdude:
Kosy imebiela, you mentioned Pvssy 4 times to make your point.

Hahahahahaahhaha *lips sealed*, alakokwana mu na chukwu biko.

yomi007k:
haha.... dumb product without a thing to offer.

Continue using d only thing u have till it gets degenrated ......lol

Hahahahahahhahahahah buddy just continue cos ur brain is damaged already so nuffin absolutely nuffin to offer and ur body is useless since d brain is useless. Dude u are d true definition of Zombie.

yomi007k:
becos u reason wt ur pussy...u thibk d whole world is like u?

Is better i reason with my pussy than to reason with a damaged and useless brain just as ur is damaged and useless. Well reasoning with my pussy isn't bad cos it will make me unique and differentiate me from u whose brain is useless. And u know pussy is damn sweet so using pussy to think means i will be producing sweet sweet things but u with damaged brain will be producing damaged things that are useless.

AntiIPOB:
EGBO MAN CAN DO ANYTHING TO GET MONEY. WHAT A SMART WAY OF ADVERTISING A CHURCH.

Yorubas can talk anything with their damaged and useless brain. Don't doubt that ur brain is damaged u know why? U can't spell Igbo pls olodo is Igbo not Egbo

HungerBAD:
Story.

Make he go raise all the Soldiers wey Boko Kill up.

Really? So human beings are now permanent? They don't die? If that's how u fink honestly, i pity ur brain?

yomi007k:
Lets take ds Rev to d cemetery then maybe he can wake my grandma up?
Nonsense

Pls can u reason with ur brain? Am begging u

7lives:
Since the time of John, the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force, i don't see any difference between this woman and those strapping bombs on themselves in order to get to wherever they are hoping to in after life.
How can a woman refuse to heed her husband's warning especially in an hostile environment?, RIP anyway.

Pls sweetheart can u read it again?. According to what is written there, The man warned his one and d wife didn't go out for morning cry for one week. Where did u see that d man warned his wife and she refused?

Both d past and present politicians are so very stupid u know why? Malia Obama will never applyto study in UNN, Unilag, UI, AOU, Unilorin e.t.c but our politicians will rather die than not to send their children to study abroad, i pray Donald Trump wins so that will send all d stupid Nigerians studying outside back to Nigeria to develop their education system. We have very intelligent people from all tribes in Nigeria but our stupid old fools are not helping us, Jamb will frustrate students until d passion for education is gone they will wake up today and say they have scraped post-utme tomorrow they will say another thing. Why can't we improve our education system and see our children producing what is more than apple or Iphones, seeing brilliant students that are more than Albert Eistein. If Nigerians starting producing cars that will attract Americans e.t.c to patronise will satan turn to christain? When shall we equip our schools and watch students excel? When shall we reduce d years students spends in schools and have young graduates? When shall our education disturb d government and not oil?. Nigeria is not helping Nigerians i tell u, if doubt it check our politicians and see for urself. Well congrat to them na una luck.

virginboy1:
Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every
month.
People be like:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
.


Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each
month.
.


People be like:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us
links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you.
Nothing for yam eaters
.


Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the
unemployed graduates 5k.
.


People be like :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise
keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
.


Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
.


People be like:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to
anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
.


I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
.


Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the
government:
.


And still people be like:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your
country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those
unpatriotic wailers wont pay


.
Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

hahahahahaahahahhaha boo u are so funny i tell u. Zombies never learn.

PUSH1:
In what ways..

Pdp never changed the power in 16 years?
Why the wailers blaming PMB..

Should will give him 16yrs? Pls have u heard of time-table, calendar e.t.c the reason students have time-table in schools is for each task to be achieved within d range of time given, time tables are made for task to be achieved on time and faster should a school let lecturer to teach chemistry for whole month or year so that students will understand it better?. He knew he can't do magic and there are limits to what he can do due to his age why then did he come out for presidency? Why did he make promises and promise to fulfill them asap he ascend d throne?, we are following his campaign promises and we are even patient cos he has been there for more than a year+ and mind u that d economy wasn't in this state when Jonah left. There is this adage in Igbo that says "bitter leaf will soon see what pounded cocoyam saw in soup", he should do fast.

KingEli:
hater......Buhari de flex while ur papa is struggling to raise money for gari.....who de in peace now?

Ur papa is struggling to open gate for Buhari while u na d bodyguard mtcheeeeew.

olive282:
I dnt knw wen all dz tribalism wil stp...it doesnt mk sense...jst lik sayin igbo's re finer dan yoruba's...it al has to do wid d gene..nt ur tribe...ok..tok abt character, being lazy or industrious...wat has it got to do wid wer your from?...being dirty or clean is a persnal tin...yet some pple choose to refer to a group of pple as pigs ....hw cn u expect nigeria to stand wen evrybody check der tribe nd nt der country...d truth is...we don't see ourselves as one

Pls dear can u email i want to ask u something about UNN

ConqueredWest:
Can someone ask this efulefu why Buhari is appointing only Northerners

Don't mind that mkpi hausa.

SeverusSnape:
See fool. The south Sudan that is relatively more peaceful than Nigeria.

Has this dullardeen said anything about his brothers the herdsmen?

He can't go against his brothers na, they are his blood. Benue is located in south sudan not in Nigeria and Fulani herdsmen are Libyans that's why he is urging peace to south sudan cos Nigeria is peaceful, her economy growing fatter, food nyafu nyafu, job plenty plenty. And also humans are living in South sudan but in Nigeria oil is d human that's why he is fighting seriously for it. Welcom to Nigeria d ZOO where oil is more important than human lives and where northerners are above d law why laws are made for 5%. Proudly 5% that feeds d 97%.

mrvitalis:
If after going to school to acquire a B.Sc and he still blame Buhari for what is happening in Nigeria... then I believe his education was a waste .. .. .. that's it

I fink Jonathan should be blamed for it right?.

Nasman:
Congratulations Sis, Keep making the North proud. It in our DNA to celebrate our own. Unlike like others, I won't mention names

Which DNA? Abeg northerners are best known for killing and sucking blood. Congrat to u young beautiful lady pls help us to tell Hausas that nuffin absolutely nuffin is gain from killing but Education thanks.

francisbiz:
Wetin concern president, dem no get governor, abi their senators and house of rep members no they.
If the governor is incompetent, house of assembly no fit impeach am.

Wetin concern Buhari be say na him mah be President of Nigeria abi Benue no follow for Nigeria abi Buhari na prsident of North? Try to think before u type.

No food, no light, no work, people stealing food cos hunger are all caused by Jonathan. Hmmm Aisha Buhari no fit travel go US na Jonah cause am, fayose dey talk too much na Jonah cos am, NDA, boko haram, Biafra na Jonah cause am all, PMB call SS n SE 5% na Jonah cause am cos d Jonah mouth him carry talk am ok, beheading by hausa n killing by Fulani herdsmen are all caused by Jonah, embassy deny wizkid visa na jonah cause, if ur wife no born na Jonah cause am, if u no get married abeg no forget say na Jonah cause, d shoe wey Buhari buy wey dey expensive na Jonah cause, Jamb dey frustrate students na jonah cause, u no travel yankee na Jonah cause chai! Jonah maka y kwanu? Only u they cause all d problems wey dey 9ja in ur wife's voice daris GOD ooo....... Nigeria d most funniest country in d whole universe. Abeg no forget if ur poo no gree come out tell uncle Lai mohammed, Apc, Buhari, Pdp, Zombies, wailers to blame Jonah. Still waiting for d year our intelligent youths will start ascending d throne and stop being thugs or Body guards.

donseeker8:
inability to comprehend a write up is a problem u..the person is trying to quote what El rufai said about Buhari.. u need to grow up quickly and stop behaving like a day old chick.
Fine babe, but unfortunately, no brain!.what has insult got to do with this she said her opinion... you that have a retard brain what have u been using it for... to support a tyrant humm... if u don't understand what the girl is trying to say it's better u stick to ur self... Oye nzuzu...ndi Ofe nmanu

Don't mind d@ dude. He first insulted d girl and yet d girl replied him maturedly and he is freaking out loosing his cool telling everyone here that he is foolish.

ZeroTolerance:
You that doesn't know when to use "among" rather than "between" who stole the money for your education?

Lol! Boo u too much infact chop knuckle. Maybe Buhari and Apc memebers used her school fees to purchase presidential election form. See how u carefully checked her comment and observed her English cos she mah wey be Teacher Nwelekebe suppose no make mistake lol! abeg Boo u too much can i give u a kiss pls?

ZeroTolerance:
You that doesn't know when to use "among" rather than "between" who stole the money for your education?

OMG! Boo u are so awesome, maybe Buhari used her own school fees to purchase d presidencial election form. Just look at how u carefully checked and saw some flaws in her sentence lol! Na teacher Nwelekebe be that ooooo. Can i give u a kiss please?.

So na hausa man? Hmmmm una no go comment again cos e no be IGBO baa? Thank GOD is India cos if na 9ja they go baptise am and give am Igbo name just to claim good mtcheeeeeeeew abeg una matter tire nwa Okonkwo. It is so obvious and blatant that Hausas and yorubas hates Igbos. Nigeria cannot cope without Igbos that's why Biafra has not been actualized, Minus Igbos no Nigeria ask Buhari.

Wisdomkosi:
I do come there always. Maybe one of these days, we will get to see eyeball to eyeball.

Ok