₦airaland Forum

simplycarro:
Enjoy the holiday bro! But calamity with befall IPOB if they should harm Nigerians living in the SE on Friday, especially the very few Muslims doing biz there that may be going to observe the Friday Jumat prayers

Icecomrade:


Oya

Dangote, organize your brothers and friends make una raise money go buy all of them. Them done hear wetin you talk.

I no even sure say them think am.

When you buy all of them finish, make you change our country name to Federal Republic of Dangote.

Tell us who go dey rule your empire.

Na sharpness we dey call am





Federal Republic of Dangote got me Rotfl

billyG:
Husband beater?tell me a story.

idupaul:
But that's the plain truth the kidnapped girls are no where near Aso rock so why do the BBOG keep trying to get there , why don't the go to Borno govt house for once ..your guess is as good as mine BBOG are only interested in using the girls as a trading tool with the powers that be in Aso rock .

Nathdoug:
Happy birthday father all looters...evry past nd present Gvt is a beneficiary of yor loots...weldone sir...abeg b4 I forget make yor spirit come tell us whr the girl wen gv u apple come from she get work to do now for aso rock...douglas said so

ofofoCEO:
So why do Igbo girls have yam legs? Professor talk

Bolustic:
I thought he was helping the needy, what does a needy need a car for? Why give someone a white elephant?

Why not a small scale business enterprise?

You can accuse/quote me for judging but commonsense should prevail in everything we do. This is where TB Joshua is different.

niggi4life:
Y e no go dry up?


Wen food no dey, d rate at which boys dey take drink water nowadays no get Part 2..

Boys don drink water so tey River Niger sef feel d change


Na so i manage go buy Indomie with 1 Egg today , i chop am finish drink 4 sachet water, i don think am say na my last food for today.

I enter road make i go greet Yusufu, na so shit come begin hold me for road, see F up , if i shit now i go begin hungry again ,, Brothers and sisters, i hold am till i no even feel am again o

AjFive:
Damn. If this river evaporate... Na Big wahala.
No 1, Bad news for all these Mammy water. Na to relocate be that. & Our coats of arm will change shape.

RoyalBlak007:
if your current bf fvcks ur best friend or ur cousin...and he begs you

[color=#AB56BA]would you forgive him?[/color]

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TrapQueen77:
I met this cute and humble guy & we clicked. It was love at first sight I guess ..each day our love grows & our phones are like on fire all the time when we chat or we call each other.
But our differences separated us twice
I blocked him thinking I can move on with my life without him but I was wrong! Everyday I miss him and been longing for him. I never moved on actually
After many wks I decided to unblocked him and was so surprised one day I got a msg from him on whatsapp asking me why I unblocked him? I told him I can't move on and I miss him so much & I want us to fix it for one more time but he declined & said tat he can't have me anymore & we better off as friends
Although we chat/call everyday & he even told me how much he loves me but every time I asked him if we cud fix our relationship., he will either ignore my question or he will juz say I'm his friend...

Do u think he friendzoned me coz he's already dating someone else or he is juz scared to be in a relationship?

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol hehehehe will u be the first lady?

SAINTSAMURAII:
Exactly, a lady once blocked me on facebook because we had little misunderstanding. she blocked me for one week, the next week she unblocked me and i blocked her on whatsap,facebook and i put her number on black list. its been two years now, she is still on my block list.

LovesonBlezz:
kosy79 are u here back to the thread; d nigga supposed to write a book " Hw to chase her till she says yes"...

Spells:
who knows It's very possible oh

DropShot:
Wailing, protesting, cursing, ultimatums, etc won't stop him from ruling over you and "our oyel". To PMB belongs the entire Nigeria and whoever and whatever therein. Deal with it.

DropShot:
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Nothing he does will please some of you.

The hatred is deep. The good thing is he doesn't really need SE/SS to win a 2nd term.

Spells:
See ehen. ... not all hausa are bad .. In fact the real hausas are very nice n humble... Those in malumfashi katsina can testify.. . N most real hausas r Christian

Spells:
See ehen. ... not all hausa are bad .. In fact the real hausas are very nice n humble... Those in malumfashi katsina can testify.. . N most real hausas r Christian

gwales:
Lies from Nnamdi kunu flattino head

fairlyusedpant:
Twin sisters finally wed twin brothers and in turn they will give birth to twin childrens in twin houses and ride twin cars in a twin road and a twin gateman would protect them with twin housemaids cooking their food and placing it on their twin dinning table and they will eat it with their twin spoons and they will take their bath in their twin bathroom and use a twin towel to clean their twin bodies and enter their twin palour to watch their twin station and finally discover that there is twin blast in sambisa forest and shout boko haram twin shekau has come again and finally switch off their twin t.v to sleep in their twin bed to have a twin dream and wake up in the twin morning and take their twin brush to brush their twin mouth and return back to their twin dinner table to eat their favourite morning twin best combination
U are so funny twin writer.







bread and twin sorry tea

HungerBAD:
I am Proud to be from Anambra.