₦airaland Forum

Wisdomkosi:
Where are you in ebonyi state?

Abakaliki, waterworks precisely.

Dclique:
Hahah, yes o! Proudly Anambra!

Blood is indeed thicker than water. Nice meeting u my bro.

Richiy:
Yes na stretchmark. Everybody get am[color=][/color]

chai! Chai! My bro which way? Abeg no be everybody jare.

ddippset:
which youths? With what ive seen around me and with the sorts of comments I read from the youths on social media and nairaland especially, the youth are worse and will be worse than the old ones ruling today. Youths indeed. We the youths are more mentally and actively corrupt the the old.

Thanks boo, Nigerian youths are unbelievable, they enjoy being thugs and bodyguards to politicians, they drink, betting e.t.c u will see them chanting no money no more but on sundays u will see many crates of beers on their tables at d bar and our old men aid d youths too to misbehave.

dollyjoy:
No sex before marriage is better

I think that guy is hausa and we all know they love sex die. For me no sex before marriage even when he put d ring on ur third finger no, men are worst being ever and they have no charges again their actions and their frnd will stand up for them.

Dclique:
Lol!, Proudly Igbo

I knew it!. And u might be my brother, Anambrarian?

Wisdomkosi:
It is really worst my sister.

I wonder the kinda opportunities dude is talking about cos am in Ebonyi state though am not from there but things are really hard. If u say to do business it not better either cos u will stay in shop from morning till night yet nuffin to show. Thr only business that is moving fine now is club and bet9ja.

PRXPERT:
Wow! Ebonyi is really blessed with natural resources! But the government is silly and stupid.. I love afikpo like kilode! Unu jokwaaaooh!
I see a lot of opportunities in ebonyi everytime! Y'all should start speaking through a social media platform!!!

U see alot of opportunities in Ebonyi state everytime? Bro haba! I don't know u and Lai Mohammed who lie pass. How many companies are in Ebonyi? Or is it d bet9ja that has eaten and dried d olodo boys u? Or d job opportunities u mean is hawking or selling in Meat-market (Abakpa). Have u seen pregnant wowen hawking with their children? Have u seen elderly women hawking purewater in Ebonyi? Have u seen 2/3yrs children hawking purewater during school hours? Maybe those are d opportunities u see everytime in Ebonyi. Have u seen d taxes being paid in Ebonyi recently? School children have started paying school fees. Pls do ur research very thoroughly so as not to confuse people. Things are very hard in Nigeria but i think Ebonyi state is d worst.

Dclique:
So, Do the fans get refunds?

u must be Igbo? Ndi Igbo na ego

This man this man choiiiiii! U are too much, smiling and laughing when u enemies are are provoking u is a complete and fast Jazz that kills them(enemies), Fayose giving haterz headache since BC but fayose if u hands are not clean abeg dey dance n remember Kuje prison but if ur hands are clean abeg dance dey go infact dance shoki, kukere, azonto don't worry i will teach u Igbo dance steps.

No the mothers show stop d beating at d age of 50 since d upbringing is a lifetime. See let me tell u if u like use rod to whip his ass once his heart is closed up no reverse sometime soft words melts a solid/hard heart not cane. I really hate people flogging their children is so disgusting. The more u beat them d more stronger n use they will be to it and if they commit offence they will say nothing will happen afterall is flogging na nothing more.

bellenornor:
Can I have the RR? I can use poorly built rides.

hahahaahhahaahahahahaha buddy u funny i tell u. U kw it's impossible wish.

Adonblivit! Chai! Make-up d hope of d uglies.

ikombe:
na true sha .


That your nose sha e be like split Airconditioner


Na joke oh

na air conditioner na frm there i been dey recieve air na but atleast i still look good with it.

ikombe:
Even you self dey lie say na small make up u dey use

I don't lie unreasonably. Check that pic and confirm

idesylvester:
as we no dey carry x-ray waka na hw we go take c am 4 heart... u lazy simple!!!

lol! As u no come carry x-ray na washing clothes be d X-ray u wan use baa? In Buhari's voice Kwontinu. Am too lazy to be a maid *wink* but keeping d house clean is what am not lazy at but won't do it for my bf cos am not his maid.

Lol!!!!!. For me i won't wash his cloths cos am not his maid and i ain't d one that wore them (i never wash my own finish na to wash him own abeg love na for heart not hand). And as for cooking i will do that once for him to tell him that am good at it and can cook well cos if u don't do that once he might say u doesn't know how to cook but to do it again is against my principle.

I go natural most of the times. But hey! We ladies apply make-up doesn't mean we are ugly without them it just enhances our beauty. Some guys wants us to be like Beyonce, Omotala, Jenny that's why some girls kill themselves with heavy make-ups and some guys think that girls with no make-ups are bush/village girls while some like real faces i mean Natural face. The one i hate with passion is plastic surgeries of any kind. But for me i don't wear makes-ups.

Stupid governors especially that fat hausa cow Rochas, or the drunkard Willie Obiano abi na d cry cry manbaby Ugwuanyi or d wicked soul Dave or Abia state wey get two governors. Abeg na their matter, they are there for d good of their generation not for citizens all they want is sweets in their account nuffin more. Nnamdi Kanu Nnamdi Kanu he ma no be saint all i like about him is his courage and boldness nuffin more.... Biafra Biafra are we going to handle it well if granted? Cos we don't have one heart. The day we will have one heart is the day Igbos will triumph. Am Anambrarian so don't quote me wrong.

Fayose my man, i just love this man for no reason. What i learnt from this man is BOLDNESS, COURAGE and being FEARLESS............ Fayose carry go so far ur hands are clean.............

cromz:
Hmmmm, I can see the youths voicing out their anger. What u don't know is that the situation you are complaining about someone is praying to be there. At least u still HV Money to buy mb comment for nairaland. No matter ur situation or victim of what u have become a hero lies in you. U can't just sit ur lazy ass down and comment on nairaland about ur plight. The difference between u and those in power is their ability to think outside the box and do something for their selves.
Whenever situations like this arise a hero is needed. U can lead a protest, write about the situation. There are so many ways u can be a revolutionary. And make a name for yourself. Am advising u to do something about your current situation and help others around u too. Finally am ready to help any two youths with 5k cash each the money will be deposited in ur accounts next week so that I can assist too.

3100200914 First bank. Thank u sir. If my luck shine fine if e no shine fine as longer as u help others. May GOD replenish u 100 folds of what u wll give out Amen.

agarawu23:
sorry! You will be replaced. That's why I am waiting to be sure of those that have received last night. You and your sister should manage that.

Oga even if na 2k make i carry buy garri abeg 3100200914 first bank. Thank u sir

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If una go help fly commot 9ja me go happy. Yeye couples, if una lik fly frm north to sout, east to west for 9ja hunger stil dey wait for una and NDA never bomb finish make see light wey una go use ping. If d lady wan slim she for tell me make i show Gym cos gym owners no go die of hunger and if d husband wan behave like criminal he for talk make 9ja police parade bfor kuje prison go welcome am. Abeg i dash una LATEST FLYING WITCH COUPLES.

Ymodulus:
Drop your account details.

No need to post your name. Just your account number and bank. When I transfer to you. I will ask you to edit your details.

Please no EcoBank. You can give me any other bank

oga abeg i follow? U fit transfer 1K na first bank?

DDeliverer:
If Buhari go fit just vex give us stable electricity for this country with the remaining years wey he get as president...Nigerians no go ever forget am...yet, he say na corruption he wan fight...wetin that one mean?

Abi them curse this country with darkness?

Oga graduate decide to humble himself go learning barbing....no light to encourage the guy..

he say make he learn tailoring....no light to encourage am..

wetin u say make he do? make he begin push wheel barrow? why he bother to even go school in the first place?
wetin our senators even dey do sef?? which special work dem dey do? which kind nonsense laws dem dey make? wey their salaries go high like that yet men dey street dey hungry...

why we dey foool oursefs for this country??

GOD bless u guy. I don H tire for this country me wey fat don slim like say na Hiv i been dey suffer, person wey dey fight corruption never ask him pple if dem don chop, he wan recover d money keep for him generation, see Abacha wey thief pass thief dem say him no be criminal but if Jonah come talk stealing no be corruption dem go behead am anway Jonah never epp him mah dey enjoy dey follow Buhari fly like say dem be winch, d money wey dem recover frm Abacha i no kw where e dey abi dem still they arrange how to share am even Abacha wife talk say dem no go poor like Dangote wey be our richest. I for say make i join Ashawo but e no dey easy na men never see money chop na make dem go bleep? Haba stupidity no reach d@ level. If person take me outside dis fucking Nigeria i swear i go dey pay every month depending on my income. Some pastors get heart dey buy private jets, i go one prayer last month d pastor say make pple wey go close their account come me laff tire d@ day cos my money wey dey firstbank #446 even self d@ #446 wey dey d bank dey vex me cos dey no gree make i carry n e reach money for garri and groundnut... Even NDA wey dey bomb no see d politicans accts bomb. Dear make i kukuma dey watch wen d future impossibe tense (Nigeria will be better)go work. Even food no dey again for dreams talkmore of being costly, even some winch don dey retire cos everything hard cos if dey go suck blood dem fit suck Hunger carry go and u no H na incurable for 9ja. Even satan no see person to posses again cos d@ person fit use slap change satan to christain like saul, Even bad market don catch native doctors dem come dey beg for costumers via posters. Make i just dey. Baba GOD pick my call.

brixton:
Let us come together as Nigerians and contribute #1 each to buy USA flight ticket for our incorruptible First Lady.

OMG!!!!! U are so funny.

ChimaAdeoye:
[size=16pt]Type of threads that make people mock the SE.

Just look at the gravel road and it's tiny width with no gutters. Only God knows its length.

Anyhow, tell this guy to invest in agriculture, poultry and build small agro-based factories to employ youths in his community. That will help develop his place much faster than the 100 short gravel roads[/size].

Teacher Nwelekebe u no even kw ur students, abi u don see Godwin Ezeemo for ur class?

Best world comedian is Muhammadu Buhari, i personally hand d crown to u cos u r d best clown ever, even other international leaders will be laughing at ur stupidity. Ay, basketmouth, Akpororo are learners.

I just like this man but don't know why. Chaiiiiii!! Fayose Fayose Buhari's worst nightmare, d bone in Bubu's neck.

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