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Romance › Re: Best Friend Wants To Date My Sister by kpolli(m): 4:29pm On Nov 12, 2009
who said friends r not to date each others sisters?
ur not to use each others sisters, u can date
Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Caught Me With Her Mother On Bed by kpolli(m): 3:49pm On Nov 12, 2009
blackmann:
i guess the poster is this guy in this story:-




[b]Caught red handed, these are the only words that can describe what happened to me. My boss decided to be a bit generous and allow me to leave home a couple of hours earlier; thus, I got home before my girlfriend, Corrine, and a quick call on the cellphone confirmed it. I decided to clean up a bit before Corrine got home, when I was in the bedroom; I found a pair of bubble-gum pink satin bikini panties on the floor. Corrine as always was in a hurry in the morning and in her haste to shower, Corrine must had missed the clothes hamper. I picked up the panties and was about to toss them into the hamper when I had the uncontrollable urge to bring the soiled panties to my nose and sniff them. I could smell a mix of cologne that Corrine wears with the love honey that must have oozed from her womanliness.
And while Corrine and I have sex almost every morning, we didn't get a chance to do so that particular morning and the scent from the panties was enough to cause my cock to throb. I took off my clothes and stretched out on the bed, then while sniffing and licking at Corrine's soiled panties; I began to stroke and handle my cock which rapidly began to harden to a full erection. It was while my cock began to throb that I heard a gasp and at first, I thought it was Corrine and was shocked when I saw Corrine's mother, Anne, standing by the doorway. Anne was supposed to have been our guest for Thanksgiving dinner, but decided to surprise Corrine and me by arriving a day earlier and had done grocery shopping for us. Anne had a key to the apartment and let herself in, since I usually got home a bit later; Anne naturally assumed it was Corrine in the bedroom.
Anne was shocked by what she had witnessed and in the seconds that followed upon hearing her gasp, I tried using Corrine's bubble-gum pink satin panties and a combination of my hands to conceal my throbbing cock. What made things even worst was the fact that instead of walking away, Anne stepped into the bedroom and walked over to the side of the bed. Anne stared at the purplish, bulbous head of my erect cock and gasped, "Oh god, it's so large." Corrine's mom had been a widow for about 5 years and seeing my cock at a full erection, looking so dangerous must have triggered something in her. Anne looked as if being in a trance as she knelt on the carpeted floor and shocked me as Anne grasped her tiny hand at the base of my erection. "I can feel your cock throb," Anne said as she began to stroke my penis. Anne stroked my erection first with one hand and then two. What happened next made me totally uncertain of what I should do as Anne leaned forward and rubbed the bulbous head of my cock against her cheek; but just as I was about to say something, Anne opened her mouth and began licking at the bulbous head.
While I enjoyed what Anne was doing, I did feel a bit of guilt and tried to stop Anne from what she was doing. Anne moaned, "Oh please, it's been so long; I really want to." A few minutes later, Anne stopped teasing herself and took the purplish bulb shaped head of my penis which she had been licking for the past 10 minutes into her mouth and began sucking on my cock. And unlike how Corrine gave head, I could definitely feel a hunger within Anne as there was a real intensity with how she sucked my cock. Another difference from how mother and daughter sucked on my cock was how Anne appeared to be enjoying what she was doing, but again, since the death of Corrine's father, I had to assume that she didn't have very many opportunities to give head to many guys. Anne's style had to be called wet and sloppy, as while Corrine enjoyed trying to deep throat me and take the entire length of my erection; Anne knew that the most sensitive parts of my cock were at or around the head.
Thus, Anne concentrated her efforts on licking and sucking on just the bulbous head of my erection. I especially enjoyed of how Anne would purse her lips together before rubbing them back and forth against my cock. Anne alternated from pursing her lips together and rubbing it at the head of my erect cock, then licking all about the head of my penis before finally taking it into her mouth and sucking on it. All the while Anne was doing this, one of her hands continued to stroke at the shaft of my penis while the other gently caressed my scrotum. Anne definitely knew all about oral lovemaking, as she was able to sense when I was about to climax and stopped. Anne smiled after releasing my cock from her mouth; Anne then stood up and pushed the spaghetti straps of her dress passed her shoulders. Anne had on black thigh high stockings with lace trim and a matching pair of satin bikini panties unlike the pair belonging to Corrine. Anne wiggled out of her bikini panties and without saying a word, she climbed on to the bed and lowered her hairy womanliness on my face before going back to work on my cock.
I always knew that Anne was a beautiful woman, but seeing her naked with the exception for a pair of thigh high stockings and high heel pumps confirmed to me of how the apple doesn't fall from the tree as to where Corrine got her looks from. Anne's womanliness were swollen and pink, as while I wasn't sure of what to expect her womanliness to look like as this was the first time I had seen the womanliness of a woman in her early 40s. I didn't care of how Anne's womanliness might have looked like as I understood that she wanted me to eat her womanliness and it was what I did. I did the things that I did while eating out Anne's daughter, Corrine, and as I placed my hands on Anne's buttocks and pulling her womanliness closer to my face; I could smell the familiar stench of an arouse woman in heat. It didn't take very long for Anne to respond to my oral lovemaking as I licked at the swollen pink folds of her womanliness, Anne began to writhe as she moan and whimpered in response to the rough surface of my tongue on the extremely sensitive and tender skin of her womanliness.
Anne's response wasn't totally unlike that of Corrine, as when I began to lick at Anne's clitoris her moans got louder and her concentration on my cock began to lapse a bit. The real fun was when I slipped a finger into Anne's womanliness and began fucking her while I took Anne's clit into my mouth and treated it as Anne had done with my erect cock. I didn't know if Anne was a very religious person, but from the number of times she moaned "Oh god" repeatedly, almost anyone might think Anne might. Anne then began telling me of what she was feeling, "Oh god, it's so good" followed by "Oh god, it's been so long. I really need it." This last comment was made by Anne before she climaxed and sprayed my face with her love honey. It was a wildly and intense orgasm that Anne experienced and despite this fact, I wasn't about to stop as I continued to lick and suckle on Anne's clitoris while finger-fucking her womanliness. Anne rolled off me at this point, but I wasn't going to let this stop me as I got between her splayed legs as I continued to lick and suck at Anne's clitoris while finger-fucking her womanliness. Anne cursed as she experienced one orgasm after another, I didn't stop until I had Anne begging for me to stop and for me to mess her.

Being the perfect gentleman, I did as Anne wanted and brought the head of my erect cock to the lips of her womanliness. I tried to tease Anne a bit before pushing forward, but before I had the chance to do so, Anne lifted her hips off the bed and caused for my cock to penetrate her womanliness. And while I was certain that Anne must have masturbated over the past five years, her womanliness felt as tight as the first time I had bleeped Corrine's womanliness. Anne grunted and clenched the sheets on the bed as screamed of how good it felt having my cock in her womanliness; but Anne wasn't about to let me do all of the work as she began to thrust her hips off the bed to add to the intensity of the lovemaking. It didn't take very long before Anne and I were both covered with sweat and the entire room to be filled with the scent of our lovemaking, but neither of us were near an orgasm until I reached between our bodies and fingered Anne's still erect clitoris. Anne's response was immediate as she wrapped her legs around my waist while screaming out obscenities and pleading for me to mess her yet even harder.
While Anne and I didn't have an orgasm at the same time, it had to been within seconds of each other. When I finished shooting off my load of cum into Anne's womanliness and rested atop of her, Anne thanked me as seeing me naked brought back the memories of how much she enjoyed sex. I kissed Anne on the lips for the first time and told Anne of how I was happy to be of assistance. Then, looking at my watch. I told Anne that we had to get cleaned up before Corrine discovering the new nature of our relationship. Anne kicked off her high heels and peeled off her thigh highs before joining me in the shower. And while I wanted to get cleaned up, the sensation of Anne's naked body rubbing against me was too much as I took her in my arms and kissing Anne while slipping my cock into her womanliness again. In between kisses, Anne moaned if we had the time to do this; I didn't answer Anne and bleeped her savagely until she experienced another orgasm and nearly fainted. After withdrawing my cock from her womanliness, I asked Anne if she wanted to ask me a question.
Anne smile as she and I quickly dried off before getting dressed. While Anne did her hair and makeup, I opened the windows and pulled the sheets off the bed and throwing them into the washer. Thus, when Corrine got home all of the evidence of our lovemaking was neatly concealed with the exception for the pair of sweaty thigh high stockings that Anne left on the carpet in the bedroom. I managed to slip them and Anne's pair of black satin bikini panties into her purse without Corrine noticing. Later, while Corrine and I were in bed with Anne in the guest room; Corrine said she thinks her mother has a lover. Corrine said she noticed her mom's soiled panties in her purse and said of how no woman would take off her panties in the middle of the day unless it was for sex. I responded by asking Corrine if she had any idea of who it might be, Corrine smiled and said it probably had to be someone either near her home or ours. Corrine and I kissed before making love and going to bed. Anne found herself a boyfriend, but Anne still comes over for visits and when she does, I let Anne experience what Corrine gets on a near daily basis.[/b]
TALES BY MOONLIGHT
Romance › Re: Breaking Up With My B And Can't Find A Decent Guy! by kpolli(m): 3:45pm On Nov 12, 2009
still waiting to see the story u gurls r arguing over
Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Caught Me With Her Mother On Bed by kpolli(m): 3:43pm On Nov 12, 2009
Tell her, IT WASNT ME
Nairaland General › Re: Am Back Where Are My Fans by kpolli(m): 3:43pm On Nov 12, 2009
they heard he was in prison in singapore, so they went to hold a rally n demonstrate there, I told them he would break out n they didnt listen n alas!!!!here he is
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Now Officially A Changed Man~ by kpolli(m): 3:32pm On Nov 12, 2009
190 wat happened? dont go soft on us, SZ gurl go dey treat u like how men treat gurls, now that she has u, she is off to the next quest
Romance › Re: Ladies Only! Alright, Guys Can Take A Peep :), Maybe A Litle Contribution: Lol by kpolli(m): 3:30pm On Nov 12, 2009
Just have one advice for u gals, dont try to change ur man, just flow with the tide, if he is a womaniser, do ur own back but dont get caught (unless u catch him too), plus a man loves a soji gal, A lil secret for y'all, a guy becomes more possessive when he is doing outside runs n finds out his gal is outside too

U dont need topics like this, we guys communicate by just blinking, u dont need to open ur own yansh here, (maybe thats the diff btw guys n gurls, guys work in parallel n gurls serially)
Nairaland General › Re: Am Back Where Are My Fans by kpolli(m): 3:12pm On Nov 12, 2009
guy u messed up, y u no come yesterday?
ur fans just left now now,
ahhhh n i told them to wait oooo,
impatience!!!!!
Romance › Re: Romance Section End Of Year Awards {people choice awards} by kpolli(m): 2:52pm On Nov 12, 2009
Nominate THE AMAKA n KanyeWest for most promising couple
Romance › Re: Read,learn And Make Comment--it Is A True Life Story,my Story. by kpolli(m): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2009
my guy go n hit that thing, but wear double condom, i suspect she get belle n wants to place it on ur head, so dont go during her period or ovulating cycle,
but collect dividends from ur shares,
Romance › Re: ~How Many Boyfriends/Galfriends Do You Have?~ by kpolli(m): 8:37am On Nov 12, 2009
keyne, wetin i do u?
Romance › Re: Pls Help I'm Dying Slowly. by kpolli(m): 6:08pm On Nov 11, 2009
u should have damned the odds n married him,
Romance › Re: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by kpolli(m): 5:57pm On Nov 11, 2009
who said , i love tall girls
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Hot by kpolli(m): 4:58pm On Nov 11, 2009
another advert,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Please I Need A Serious Relationship by kpolli(m): 4:49pm On Nov 11, 2009
all this adverts, ina never tire?
Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by kpolli(m): 3:24pm On Nov 11, 2009
Pweety4me:
Iyama lipsrsealed
na me be iyama??
Sports › Re: Shame In Calabar by kpolli(m): 9:59am On Nov 11, 2009
but the grass swoll up, which hasnt happened in old trafford or wembley
Sports › Re: Shame In Calabar by kpolli(m): 9:20am On Nov 11, 2009
n u still dont get it that a stadium is built to withstand such rains,
Sports › Re: South Africa Could Bid To Become First African Olympic Host In 2020 by kpolli(m): 8:26am On Nov 11, 2009
Mpele:
dis is just pure jealosy, just because U A frican countries can't even organise a youth championship, U think every even us South Africans can't! Nobody was robbed durin the Confed Cup, Cricket & Rugby world cups! U will die with envy as we host the World Cup & Olympics! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
liar oshi, dont cover up, instead of me watching u, am improving my english, i think u need to do the same, go to school n stop stealing from n killing foreigners
Sports › Re: Shame In Calabar by kpolli(m): 8:22am On Nov 11, 2009
topeorekoy:
but really it happens all over the world. there are times that tennis matches were stopped because of rain but no one ever raised any issues. so why is it that when stuffs like that happened in nigeria, we nigerians make so much noise.

when a cat ran across the field in one of the matches, some1 kept saying it was a shame but we have seen matches in the premiership and europe that animals run around the field and they never made an issue abt it. the most recent, liverpool vs sunderland ( a ballon led to the goal and they never said it was a disgraceful act)

nigerians will always be nigerians with no expectation of good things coming out of the country
so ur comparing a football match with tennis,
Nigeria cant progress until she identifies n accept her problems, take note ur not helping matters by giving excuses
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Wife - For Marriage In 2 Months by kpolli(m): 8:18am On Nov 11, 2009
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=335618.msg4899314#msg4899314 date=1257895235]@poster
since you claim to live in asokoro,,lets meet tomorrow & i wil link you with my pretty granny.,[/quote]which kin grand son u be,
Romance › Re: Can My Pastor Instuct Me To Marry A Sister In My Fellowship by kpolli(m): 5:01pm On Nov 10, 2009
the gurl likes u n told the pastor,
Romance › Re: My Friend's Girlfriend Wants Me To Date Her by kpolli(m): 4:34pm On Nov 10, 2009
she is bad,
warn ur friend, n two of u free her,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by kpolli(m): 3:25pm On Nov 10, 2009
FBS:
My friend, have you ever played footie? Do you know what it is or how it feels when someone rams into your chest with boots? come off it dude.
You call that simulations?  undecided
Ur club doesnt have a post open or wat? plus drogba was not looking at the ball, wanted to badge into evans but the boy show am say him no be senderos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by kpolli(m): 3:21pm On Nov 10, 2009
success brings haters, Chelski, Arse-anal n Loserpool fans take note, If they aint hating on u, u aint winning,
by the way referees 3 - Man Utd 0, we will equalise
Sports › Re: Shame In Calabar by kpolli(m): 3:12pm On Nov 10, 2009
FBS:
Shame undecided? In what manner? Just how do you expect them to stop the rain?
Some of you just love to yab this country at any given opportunity.
If you have to voice your anger, go to the bleeding streets or Aso rock and stop bleating here.

@buffhead, ya head no kwarect. How can you call your fellow country people (Homosapiens just like you) animals? That's some lack of respect.
when it rains in other countries, does their grass well up? or do they stop the match?
Sports › Re: South Africa Could Bid To Become First African Olympic Host In 2020 by kpolli(m): 3:08pm On Nov 10, 2009
as a south african once said in an interview, SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE PEOPLE TO ROB

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