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Oboma1:
Nairaland don dey Kolo sometimes. What is this thread doing here under Jos/Vacancy? EFCC should investigate what happened to this please. . The last time I saw this, it was under Sexuality, so what happened?

na vacancy,

kkkossy:
4 me i tink z d best jean iv worn so far! It's d lastest jeans for D maleS and its fashionable. If u tink m joking den try n watch any male artist in anytamerican music video on mtv,chanel o, bet or trace.

r u gay?

totally horrible,

this is like th dumbest post ever written on NL

even though its late but my advice is to gimme te boyfriends number so i can warn him myself, let the guy not manage the remnants from another farmers farm.

Mr. Poster, put urself in his shoes n answer the question urself, if u can still marry her the thats good but if not, then ur head is still functioning well

go to church more often,
amigo n sean sound like guys,

well y cant u marry her?
na ur own be that sef, i depends on how much u invested on her, if it plenty, do it but if it no reach, free am

guy u broke the guy-code, no date u bestfriend's ex, cos now it looks like its cos of u, she was being difficult towards your friend, can't blame your friend YOU MESSED UP

make her realise there is life after divorce

guy shoulgo to church dude, stuff is real mehn, seen enough stuffs in this lifetime to never underestimate a woman

bros u too tall, sef u be giant, 6"8 or u r exaggerating

bros am her ex abeg no leave am, i cant afford her bills anymore,

bros u too tall, sef u be giant, 6"8 or u r exaggerating

the first steps r wrong, only a desperate girls or story book girls will fall for all that,
these ones r better
Steps:

1. dont send appearance,but make a good first impression.

2. is trivial

3. Give her a reason to think about you. do the opposite of wat all guys do to her
4. Flirt with her and be raw but dont touch, let her be the one to want to touch u.

5. be rough,

6. Listen intently to what she has to say, full stop.

7. Ask about her interests, her work and her hobbies.

8. Leave a little something to the imagination. let her feel she is missing out in something

ask Tony Tetuila how he dealt with his own situation that time,

well am a freelancer, i dont call them girlfriends but projects,

a guy once told me, WIFE stands for
W- Washing
I- Ironing
F- Phucking
E- etcetera

ka2ma:
actually he abdanom me when i was on my dying bed so i thought he was not worth being a boy friend

ur not the poster, or r u?

i just finished from unilag n can assure u its not for security purposes, cults r nothing there, u can beat up any cultist n nothing will happen,
good girls will forever be attracted to bad guys (u know hear that DMX song), probably same reason unlike poles attract n letsnot lie a good on good relationship is boring, bad on bad is dirty,

poster ur harsh, its obvious beef, see how u put her name n tribe,
am sure u even wanted to add phone number

if u dont break up then whatever she does again, take it like that

Omo Eko:
yes o, because i want to show him am a very independent lady and don't need his money

i no mind take u out,