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ifyebere:
The truth is that i get turned on, but i try 2o control myself for her not to notice, or maybe i should tell her we put it into practice what do u guyz think?

thats the only thing u can do, if she wan play ball, start with the kickoff

thats y i dont meet pastors for prophecies,
I always say if God wants to tell me something, he says it directly to me,
y send u when my number aint busy

how come ur the only one that can do that?

he shouldnt be boasting abt his M.Sc, next time, i know cows that also have it

ok Samadexy, i apologize for judging u without hearing u out (but its partly ur fault, u pasted ur number like one of those desperate guys here), I accept my mistake, my bad,
but i have an extra statement to make,  I dunno y but i regard any man who calls his girlfriend or fiancee his woman as a fool, plus freedom of speech is overrated, sometimes people need to sit down, shut up n watch,

best regards my new acquintance

O My Lord, your an slowpoke, u have started regressing, wat the hell is wrong with u,
ok lets assume am a JSSCE holder, y should i be teaching u english?, i don tire, this one pass typographical error, oooooo, n u managed to get an M.Sc. in wat? Yoruba?

name people who have mixed minds wit u, i pity them,
n its poke-nose not pop-nose,
like those old men i saw in skool, frustration can make lecturers give out degrees,
n dont ask for my skool, i will embarass u,

n u scan ur documents n i will point out the fakeness in it,

as he ever asked for it?
or has he ever used that as a reason, if he has, then maybe he is not worth the wait

sometimes a man needs a big push, am sure, he is tryin to let go of u too, thats y he never gives u an answer, cos if a guy is not interested he is not shy to state it,
u never hook the guy, as in if u arrest him for a week let him know ur dead serious, he will burge, forgetting him is almost impossible, dont put ur self in a position to regret it later on

i know its not easy but 10yrs is to long for hide n seek,
if i were u, i will meet him n tell him "10yrs is too long for this, would u rather marry someone n miss me n then we cheat on our spouses or we marry now n kill ourselves later, we can never work wit others, u can wait but dont have a lifetime to do that, "that should put him on the right path, cos some mehn need to be placed on THE path

the answer is simple, forget about her, move away for a while, make maaaaaaadddddddddd money n then come back with one badass chick, n let her know wat she missed

no wonder that person wrote "u again?"

i am disappointed, u no fit toast girl for ur area or girls no dey where u dey abi?

guy i for yab u, say why u dey advertise but as u been dey come from my state, u r forgiving but no repeat this oooo,
Welcome to NL, taketh it by force

but if u help him overcome this problem, he will love u for life

u have met ur soulmate, dont let him slip away

quick question, how big was ur koko that she slept wit u at 6? mehn u have a lonnnnnnnng thing

na ogbanje pikin u go carry,
go for deliverance

Assignment Correction
My friend,
you have just confirmed it that you are in dire need of psychiatric help. How dare you tell a masters degree holder to go and sit for waec. Are you sure you are not waec candidate?
Well to confirm who is who kindly scan your credentials here and I'll do same. You don't sound like someone that's exposed at all. I'm sure the Nigerian economy is hitting hard on you or something. I am just wondering what could have affected your thinking faculty this much, it is very abnormal for a sound person to reason the way you do.
I have asked you a question and till this minute, you have not been able to answer it, Are you the only person that read my post? Definitely not,
But your busy body won't allow you mind your own business. We don't want nuisances like you on Nairaland.
One more thing, nothing I mean NO-THING can stop me from speaking my mother-tongue.
Oponu -ayirada

Well its nice to know that the amount of grammatical errors have reduced. My strategy is working, I never told u not to use ur mother-tongue, but use it in a topic that permits that, We are not meant to be asking for translations for the words u use,
You are improving fast, so now go to another forum, single out a lady, chat her up n then ask for her number n give her urs,

PS which skool gave u masters degree without testing ur english, abeg gimme the name so i know where not to go

Bes Regards,

Amigoz:
Syncro

me tke dat as a compliment

compliment

I wonder y guys r close friends wit girls, they always fall for the girls n nothin ever happens except heart break, Experienced it b4 so learn to give them space n make them feel they r missing something,
but my advice to u is do wat i didnt do, take her somewhere private, tell her u rely like her n u know there r only 2 things that can happen, u guys live happily ever after or u 2 breakup soon n u guys hate each other, by doin this ur letting her know the implications n that if u guys breakup, there is now an option for u guys to still be friends, but if u stay friends now, that urge n pain will still be there "if i wasnt this close, we might be going out now"n regret sets in,

cant understand some replies, some guys r saying the will slap the guy back, slap which guy back? unless ur , "O my God"

guy, i feel the girl was disvirginned by that her other bf n he denied it n wants to place the blame n u, as long as u didnt enter her to release how can u have pregnated her n y didnt she tell u since

samadexy:
I am cork sure you need a psychiatric doctor to examine your head.
How on earth would you assume that I am asking her out?
Is that how its done in your area?
In the first place, how does not post affect you? was I referring to you?
Why can't pple mind their business just for a minute?
Na so una dey marry for una family? I have more important things to do with my time rather than staying here trading words with you.
If you're that idle, find 3 good brooms and go to OYINGBO and clean sweep the market as much as possible.
At least you'll receive encomiums from pple, that's better than busy body attitude you're putting up in here.
After all no be only you read my post.

Dear Samadexy,
How r u? I know u dont know me but i was sent to make u a better man (thats if ur old enough).First i was told to advice u to go back to skool n get ur waec certificate, it will improve ur use of english n help u communicate better here (we dont communicate use local languages in public forums), I was also "begged" to teach u how to communicate with females, u dont just meet a gal, drop ur number n expect her to call (only if ur exceptionally fine, which i doubt), Dont try n insult me, u will never win, I came here to have fun n learn how Nigerians think n communicate candidly n ofcourse scold the idiots like u who doubt the importance of social etiquette, so dont trying n justify ur stupidity here, plus i eat people like u for breakfast b4 progressing onto people whom r more competitive, so take a note pad, write ur mistakes n send it back to me (its an assignment),
best regards

samadexy:
some people still need to learn how to talk in public.
Bro, if you no know wetin to talk, abeg keep quiet.

an some lack common sense n how to approach a woman, if ur that desperate send a mail to all the romance section in a magazine, n leave us here, reason so that we dont insult u to ur face, plus the only type of girl u can get like this r the ones older than u

Amigoz:


were u in doubt

there was a topic about one guy in love wit u n sean something, at the end he concluded that ur a guy

now one of the desperate guys has brought his desperation here

Missy B:
Lol!!
. . . . .because I nor give You breathing space on NL?
I haven't started with You yet.

too much close-marking causes love

it is jazz

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