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how come ur the only one that can do that?

he shouldnt be boasting abt his M.Sc, next time, i know cows that also have it

ok Samadexy, i apologize for judging u without hearing u out (but its partly ur fault, u pasted ur number like one of those desperate guys here), I accept my mistake, my bad,
but i have an extra statement to make,  I dunno y but i regard any man who calls his girlfriend or fiancee his woman as a fool, plus freedom of speech is overrated, sometimes people need to sit down, shut up n watch,

best regards my new acquintance

O My Lord, your an slowpoke, u have started regressing, wat the hell is wrong with u,
ok lets assume am a JSSCE holder, y should i be teaching u english?, i don tire, this one pass typographical error, oooooo, n u managed to get an M.Sc. in wat? Yoruba?

name people who have mixed minds wit u, i pity them,
n its poke-nose not pop-nose,
like those old men i saw in skool, frustration can make lecturers give out degrees,
n dont ask for my skool, i will embarass u,

n u scan ur documents n i will point out the fakeness in it,

as he ever asked for it?
or has he ever used that as a reason, if he has, then maybe he is not worth the wait

sometimes a man needs a big push, am sure, he is tryin to let go of u too, thats y he never gives u an answer, cos if a guy is not interested he is not shy to state it,
u never hook the guy, as in if u arrest him for a week let him know ur dead serious, he will burge, forgetting him is almost impossible, dont put ur self in a position to regret it later on

i know its not easy but 10yrs is to long for hide n seek,
if i were u, i will meet him n tell him "10yrs is too long for this, would u rather marry someone n miss me n then we cheat on our spouses or we marry now n kill ourselves later, we can never work wit others, u can wait but dont have a lifetime to do that, "that should put him on the right path, cos some mehn need to be placed on THE path

the answer is simple, forget about her, move away for a while, make maaaaaaadddddddddd money n then come back with one badass chick, n let her know wat she missed

no wonder that person wrote "u again?"

i am disappointed, u no fit toast girl for ur area or girls no dey where u dey abi?

guy i for yab u, say why u dey advertise but as u been dey come from my state, u r forgiving but no repeat this oooo,
Welcome to NL, taketh it by force

but if u help him overcome this problem, he will love u for life

u have met ur soulmate, dont let him slip away

quick question, how big was ur koko that she slept wit u at 6? mehn u have a lonnnnnnnng thing

na ogbanje pikin u go carry,
go for deliverance

Assignment Correction
My friend,
you have just confirmed it that you are in dire need of psychiatric help. How dare you tell a masters degree holder to go and sit for waec. Are you sure you are not waec candidate?
Well to confirm who is who kindly scan your credentials here and I'll do same. You don't sound like someone that's exposed at all. I'm sure the Nigerian economy is hitting hard on you or something. I am just wondering what could have affected your thinking faculty this much, it is very abnormal for a sound person to reason the way you do.
I have asked you a question and till this minute, you have not been able to answer it, Are you the only person that read my post? Definitely not,
But your busy body won't allow you mind your own business. We don't want nuisances like you on Nairaland.
One more thing, nothing I mean NO-THING can stop me from speaking my mother-tongue.
Oponu -ayirada

Well its nice to know that the amount of grammatical errors have reduced. My strategy is working, I never told u not to use ur mother-tongue, but use it in a topic that permits that, We are not meant to be asking for translations for the words u use,
You are improving fast, so now go to another forum, single out a lady, chat her up n then ask for her number n give her urs,

PS which skool gave u masters degree without testing ur english, abeg gimme the name so i know where not to go

Bes Regards,

Amigoz:
Syncro

me tke dat as a compliment

compliment

I wonder y guys r close friends wit girls, they always fall for the girls n nothin ever happens except heart break, Experienced it b4 so learn to give them space n make them feel they r missing something,
but my advice to u is do wat i didnt do, take her somewhere private, tell her u rely like her n u know there r only 2 things that can happen, u guys live happily ever after or u 2 breakup soon n u guys hate each other, by doin this ur letting her know the implications n that if u guys breakup, there is now an option for u guys to still be friends, but if u stay friends now, that urge n pain will still be there "if i wasnt this close, we might be going out now"n regret sets in,

cant understand some replies, some guys r saying the will slap the guy back, slap which guy back? unless ur , "O my God"

guy, i feel the girl was disvirginned by that her other bf n he denied it n wants to place the blame n u, as long as u didnt enter her to release how can u have pregnated her n y didnt she tell u since

samadexy:
I am cork sure you need a psychiatric doctor to examine your head.
How on earth would you assume that I am asking her out?
Is that how its done in your area?
In the first place, how does not post affect you? was I referring to you?
Why can't pple mind their business just for a minute?
Na so una dey marry for una family? I have more important things to do with my time rather than staying here trading words with you.
If you're that idle, find 3 good brooms and go to OYINGBO and clean sweep the market as much as possible.
At least you'll receive encomiums from pple, that's better than busy body attitude you're putting up in here.
After all no be only you read my post.

Dear Samadexy,
How r u? I know u dont know me but i was sent to make u a better man (thats if ur old enough).First i was told to advice u to go back to skool n get ur waec certificate, it will improve ur use of english n help u communicate better here (we dont communicate use local languages in public forums), I was also "begged" to teach u how to communicate with females, u dont just meet a gal, drop ur number n expect her to call (only if ur exceptionally fine, which i doubt), Dont try n insult me, u will never win, I came here to have fun n learn how Nigerians think n communicate candidly n ofcourse scold the idiots like u who doubt the importance of social etiquette, so dont trying n justify ur stupidity here, plus i eat people like u for breakfast b4 progressing onto people whom r more competitive, so take a note pad, write ur mistakes n send it back to me (its an assignment),
best regards

samadexy:
some people still need to learn how to talk in public.
Bro, if you no know wetin to talk, abeg keep quiet.

an some lack common sense n how to approach a woman, if ur that desperate send a mail to all the romance section in a magazine, n leave us here, reason so that we dont insult u to ur face, plus the only type of girl u can get like this r the ones older than u

Amigoz:


were u in doubt

there was a topic about one guy in love wit u n sean something, at the end he concluded that ur a guy

now one of the desperate guys has brought his desperation here

Missy B:
Lol!!
. . . . .because I nor give You breathing space on NL?
I haven't started with You yet.

too much close-marking causes love

it is jazz

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who said friends r not to date each others sisters?
ur not to use each others sisters, u can date

blackmann:
i guess the poster is this guy in this story:-




[b]Caught red handed, these are the only words that can describe what happened to me. My boss decided to be a bit generous and allow me to leave home a couple of hours earlier; thus, I got home before my girlfriend, Corrine, and a quick call on the cellphone confirmed it. I decided to clean up a bit before Corrine got home, when I was in the bedroom; I found a pair of bubble-gum pink satin bikini panties on the floor. Corrine as always was in a hurry in the morning and in her haste to shower, Corrine must had missed the clothes hamper. I picked up the panties and was about to toss them into the hamper when I had the uncontrollable urge to bring the soiled panties to my nose and sniff them. I could smell a mix of cologne that Corrine wears with the love honey that must have oozed from her womanliness.
And while Corrine and I have sex almost every morning, we didn't get a chance to do so that particular morning and the scent from the panties was enough to cause my cock to throb. I took off my clothes and stretched out on the bed, then while sniffing and licking at Corrine's soiled panties; I began to stroke and handle my cock which rapidly began to harden to a full erection. It was while my cock began to throb that I heard a gasp and at first, I thought it was Corrine and was shocked when I saw Corrine's mother, Anne, standing by the doorway. Anne was supposed to have been our guest for Thanksgiving dinner, but decided to surprise Corrine and me by arriving a day earlier and had done grocery shopping for us. Anne had a key to the apartment and let herself in, since I usually got home a bit later; Anne naturally assumed it was Corrine in the bedroom.
Anne was shocked by what she had witnessed and in the seconds that followed upon hearing her gasp, I tried using Corrine's bubble-gum pink satin panties and a combination of my hands to conceal my throbbing cock. What made things even worst was the fact that instead of walking away, Anne stepped into the bedroom and walked over to the side of the bed. Anne stared at the purplish, bulbous head of my erect cock and gasped, "Oh god, it's so large." Corrine's mom had been a widow for about 5 years and seeing my cock at a full erection, looking so dangerous must have triggered something in her. Anne looked as if being in a trance as she knelt on the carpeted floor and shocked me as Anne grasped her tiny hand at the base of my erection. "I can feel your cock throb," Anne said as she began to stroke my penis. Anne stroked my erection first with one hand and then two. What happened next made me totally uncertain of what I should do as Anne leaned forward and rubbed the bulbous head of my cock against her cheek; but just as I was about to say something, Anne opened her mouth and began licking at the bulbous head.
While I enjoyed what Anne was doing, I did feel a bit of guilt and tried to stop Anne from what she was doing. Anne moaned, "Oh please, it's been so long; I really want to." A few minutes later, Anne stopped teasing herself and took the purplish bulb shaped head of my penis which she had been licking for the past 10 minutes into her mouth and began sucking on my cock. And unlike how Corrine gave head, I could definitely feel a hunger within Anne as there was a real intensity with how she sucked my cock. Another difference from how mother and daughter sucked on my cock was how Anne appeared to be enjoying what she was doing, but again, since the death of Corrine's father, I had to assume that she didn't have very many opportunities to give head to many guys. Anne's style had to be called wet and sloppy, as while Corrine enjoyed trying to deep throat me and take the entire length of my erection; Anne knew that the most sensitive parts of my cock were at or around the head.
Thus, Anne concentrated her efforts on licking and sucking on just the bulbous head of my erection. I especially enjoyed of how Anne would purse her lips together before rubbing them back and forth against my cock. Anne alternated from pursing her lips together and rubbing it at the head of my erect cock, then licking all about the head of my penis before finally taking it into her mouth and sucking on it. All the while Anne was doing this, one of her hands continued to stroke at the shaft of my penis while the other gently caressed my scrotum. Anne definitely knew all about oral lovemaking, as she was able to sense when I was about to climax and stopped. Anne smiled after releasing my cock from her mouth; Anne then stood up and pushed the spaghetti straps of her dress passed her shoulders. Anne had on black thigh high stockings with lace trim and a matching pair of satin bikini panties unlike the pair belonging to Corrine. Anne wiggled out of her bikini panties and without saying a word, she climbed on to the bed and lowered her hairy womanliness on my face before going back to work on my cock.
I always knew that Anne was a beautiful woman, but seeing her naked with the exception for a pair of thigh high stockings and high heel pumps confirmed to me of how the apple doesn't fall from the tree as to where Corrine got her looks from. Anne's womanliness were swollen and pink, as while I wasn't sure of what to expect her womanliness to look like as this was the first time I had seen the womanliness of a woman in her early 40s. I didn't care of how Anne's womanliness might have looked like as I understood that she wanted me to eat her womanliness and it was what I did. I did the things that I did while eating out Anne's daughter, Corrine, and as I placed my hands on Anne's buttocks and pulling her womanliness closer to my face; I could smell the familiar stench of an arouse woman in heat. It didn't take very long for Anne to respond to my oral lovemaking as I licked at the swollen pink folds of her womanliness, Anne began to writhe as she moan and whimpered in response to the rough surface of my tongue on the extremely sensitive and tender skin of her womanliness.
Anne's response wasn't totally unlike that of Corrine, as when I began to lick at Anne's clitoris her moans got louder and her concentration on my cock began to lapse a bit. The real fun was when I slipped a finger into Anne's womanliness and began fucking her while I took Anne's clit into my mouth and treated it as Anne had done with my erect cock. I didn't know if Anne was a very religious person, but from the number of times she moaned "Oh god" repeatedly, almost anyone might think Anne might. Anne then began telling me of what she was feeling, "Oh god, it's so good" followed by "Oh god, it's been so long. I really need it." This last comment was made by Anne before she climaxed and sprayed my face with her love honey. It was a wildly and intense orgasm that Anne experienced and despite this fact, I wasn't about to stop as I continued to lick and suckle on Anne's clitoris while finger-fucking her womanliness. Anne rolled off me at this point, but I wasn't going to let this stop me as I got between her splayed legs as I continued to lick and suck at Anne's clitoris while finger-fucking her womanliness. Anne cursed as she experienced one orgasm after another, I didn't stop until I had Anne begging for me to stop and for me to mess her.

Being the perfect gentleman, I did as Anne wanted and brought the head of my erect cock to the lips of her womanliness. I tried to tease Anne a bit before pushing forward, but before I had the chance to do so, Anne lifted her hips off the bed and caused for my cock to penetrate her womanliness. And while I was certain that Anne must have masturbated over the past five years, her womanliness felt as tight as the first time I had bleeped Corrine's womanliness. Anne grunted and clenched the sheets on the bed as screamed of how good it felt having my cock in her womanliness; but Anne wasn't about to let me do all of the work as she began to thrust her hips off the bed to add to the intensity of the lovemaking. It didn't take very long before Anne and I were both covered with sweat and the entire room to be filled with the scent of our lovemaking, but neither of us were near an orgasm until I reached between our bodies and fingered Anne's still erect clitoris. Anne's response was immediate as she wrapped her legs around my waist while screaming out obscenities and pleading for me to mess her yet even harder.
While Anne and I didn't have an orgasm at the same time, it had to been within seconds of each other. When I finished shooting off my load of cum into Anne's womanliness and rested atop of her, Anne thanked me as seeing me naked brought back the memories of how much she enjoyed sex. I kissed Anne on the lips for the first time and told Anne of how I was happy to be of assistance. Then, looking at my watch. I told Anne that we had to get cleaned up before Corrine discovering the new nature of our relationship. Anne kicked off her high heels and peeled off her thigh highs before joining me in the shower. And while I wanted to get cleaned up, the sensation of Anne's naked body rubbing against me was too much as I took her in my arms and kissing Anne while slipping my cock into her womanliness again. In between kisses, Anne moaned if we had the time to do this; I didn't answer Anne and bleeped her savagely until she experienced another orgasm and nearly fainted. After withdrawing my cock from her womanliness, I asked Anne if she wanted to ask me a question.
Anne smile as she and I quickly dried off before getting dressed. While Anne did her hair and makeup, I opened the windows and pulled the sheets off the bed and throwing them into the washer. Thus, when Corrine got home all of the evidence of our lovemaking was neatly concealed with the exception for the pair of sweaty thigh high stockings that Anne left on the carpet in the bedroom. I managed to slip them and Anne's pair of black satin bikini panties into her purse without Corrine noticing. Later, while Corrine and I were in bed with Anne in the guest room; Corrine said she thinks her mother has a lover. Corrine said she noticed her mom's soiled panties in her purse and said of how no woman would take off her panties in the middle of the day unless it was for sex. I responded by asking Corrine if she had any idea of who it might be, Corrine smiled and said it probably had to be someone either near her home or ours. Corrine and I kissed before making love and going to bed. Anne found herself a boyfriend, but Anne still comes over for visits and when she does, I let Anne experience what Corrine gets on a near daily basis.[/b]

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